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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Together.


I've had a busy couple of days...
And the rest of the week doesn't look any better.
So.
What do I have to say?

1. This picture of Rob is one of my FAVEs.
I know, I know... I say that about every damn picture.
But I've had this picture forever but it had lame
marks all over it.
Always kinda pisses me off that people put their
name on someone elses pictures.
If you didn't take it?
You don't 'own' it.
Don't mess with the pretty.


*sigh*

2. Batten down the hatches.
Batten. Is that the right word? 


A narrow strip of wood used to fasten down the edges of the material that covers hatches in foul weather.

  1. That works.
    In this case the "Foul" weather is the
    ever increasing amounts of foaming that will soon
    be covering everything.
    The haters just keep flitting from one
    cling to another.
    It's actually quite comical.

    Rob now has a 'blonde' girlfriend
    I don't even remember her name, 
    but supposedly she has been dating him for a while
    and they are coming 'out' in July.
    Something like that.
    But then...
    Emilie de Ravin is on the list to the premiere
    of Eclipse.
    Of course... Rob and Emilie have been
    carrying on since Remember Me.
    I guess now she is the 'blonde' girlfriend??
    I don't suppose the fact that Emilie has worked 
    with Summit on RM, that is being released today...
    Has anything to do with her being on the list?
    Oh but wait...
    Britney Spears is on the list too...
    Is SHE the blonde girlfriend??
    Well... it doesn't really matter...
    Any blonde will do.
    Haters are so frantic about the upcoming premiere
    They will CLING to anything.


    3. And yes... Kristen is STILL wearing Rob's necklace.
    She never takes it off.
    Obviously it means SO SO much to her...

    The frenzied haters are saying Oregano gave it to her...
    You know...
    The 'deliciously handsome' guy in her ipod picture?
    Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
    Oh so so futile.
    Yes, Oregano and Kristen are in a secret relationship...
    when she's not busy being a lesbian.
    One thing I don't understand...
    Why would Kris and O have to be a secret?
    They were together through the Twilight promotion...
    Oh right...
    Michael found out she was a closet lesbian.
    But wait...
    They are still together.
    How do the haters keep this shit straight?
    See what Rabies does to you?
    So sad.


5. Foamers are always all about how 'miserable'
Rob and Kristen are when they are together.
Seriously.
Look at the way she is looking at him.
And I would love to see his face in that picture.
I'm sure it is just as connected.
They are always in their own little 'bubble'

Magnetically DRAWN to each other.


6. Robert can't keep his eyes off of Kristen.
He is so completely smitten with her.
He has been from day one.


8. And did you ever notice how AWARE of Kristen, Rob is?
It's like he has an inner radar...
He's always looking at her.
For her.
He waits for her.
Walks with her.
Leans towards her.
Sits near her.
And if she is not next to him...
He is always searching to see where she is.
It's adorable.
It's lovely.
9. I've never seen Rob more happy and giddy than
in the last few weeks.
I've not seen Kristen this calm and smiley in a while.
Why do you think that is?
Kristen is glowing with happiness...
She has looked absolutely stunning on the latest press tour.
Robert has the biggest smiles on his face all the time.
They look miserable?
Or are you just seeing your own reflection?



10. Final thoughts?
Well...
The Haters can whine about "PR" all they want.
Although Rob said he wouldn't sell it.
And how convenient that they pick and choose
over what they want to believe.
Rob saying he wants to go on a date
is their definition of a 'denial'
(Really??)
But Rob also said Kristen was pregnant...
He can't find anyone
to hang out with him on Sat Nights...
He lost his car...
He never saw Twilight until recently...
And that he never washes his hair.

First Rob and Kristen were only together for PR.
Then every picture of them was 'staged'
Now they are supposedly breaking up for PR?
Is PR the answer to everything?
The foam reeks of desperation.

The fact of the matter is simple logic.
There isn't ANYONE else that Robert has spent time
with on a continuous basis more than Kristen.
She has flown to Budapest, London (more than once),
The IOW and NYC just to be in his company.
They have shown up together coming and going
from public events...
When they are together in public...
They can't take their eyes off of each other
and are in their own world.
But the key word here is 
TOGETHER.
That's what I see.
You know you see it too.
Otherwise you wouldn't be so angry.
;)



One more thing.
Remember this picture?
Kristen 'caught' by the paps...
looking for houses?
Yeah.
She looks pretty damn happy
Doesn't she?
Wonder if she found anything?
Heh.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

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