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Monday, May 31, 2010

Hating Kristen Stewart... HYENArazzi



*I'm sorry, but how can you NOT love her??*

I was gone for a few days.
The bullshit that bombarded me when I got back online...
Ridiculous.

The hate. Oh my God... the hate.
Vicious. Vile. Bitter. Hatred.


Over THIS????
Big fucking deal... she flipped off some paparazzi. 
OH NO! TELL ME IT AIN'T TRUE!!!
She hasn't done this before?
She most likely will do it again?
So what?
THIS PICTURE created ALL THIS HATE???

Immature, foul mouthed, no-name hypocrite.
disgusting creature
her sourpuss/crazy/bratty/bitchy/self-entitled attitude.
That bitch is out of control. He NEEDS to get rid of her, to NOT BE ANYWAY associated with this insane!
I apologize to the Aussies for the piece of crap named Kristen Stewart.
 FAME WHORE! FAME WHORE!!


I know now that the Paparazzi are just another form of Hyena.
They act the same...
They circle and attack
They scream and shout insults
They try to incite reactions
They will say or do anything to get what they want.
They are brutal, forceful and violent.
And the only people that like them?
Other Hyenas.
Hyenarazzi

I don't blame Kristen one bit for standing up for herself.
We have no idea what she goes through.
Just watching a few seconds of a video where
they are going through an airport is enough
to make me physically ill...
and I'm not there... living it.
Day after day after day...
 
 
That being said...
Do you see the picture of Robert above?
HE is the real reason that people hate on Kristen.
Oh yes...
You fucking know it's true.
If Robert was with someone else?
You would be hating on that girl.
Complaining about her hair...
Or the way she stands...
Or how she doesn't seem to smile enough.
Because let's face it, Foamers...
NO ONE WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ROBERT
at least in your distorted, Rabies infested brain.


Sure you pretend that you would love to see
Rob with Emilie, or Reese... or anyone who isn't Kristen...
(Even Rosie the Elephant??)
But if Robert started showing up with anyone else
the way he does with Kristen?
The bitter foam would be spraying everywhere 
finding some excuse to hate her, too.

So...
When it comes to Hyenas
Kristen cannot win.
But the fact remains that she already has.
Robert Pattinson chooses to be with her.
And the more that gets revealed...
You get angrier... nastier...
Even more desperate to rid your world of Kristen.
Too bad that what you want
doesn't fucking matter.
Only what Robert wants...
And that would be Kristen.
 

Ain't love grand?
Why yes...
Yes it is
;)

*Whistling at what's coming next!*
*Bwahahahaha!*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Friday, May 28, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Random Thoughts


I have a lot of random thoughts today.
But I have to admit my head is just not
into the drama today.

But here goes anyway...


1. I get a lot of shit about the name of my blog.
Not sure why people care so much what I have 
named it... do they feel betrayed somehow 
because I talk about Kristen, too?
The purpose behind me starting this blog
was for me to get a handle on my feelings
for Robert.
I started it a month before Twilight came out.
So...
I talked about Robert being adorkable
and beautiful...
How incredibly intoxicated I was...
And I tried to figure out why he was the one
who made me feel a way that I've
never felt before... about anyone.
Yeah, well I still do that.
I haven't figured it out yet.
But you see...
Robert's life has evolved alongside this blog
And as much as it pains some of you people
Kristen is now a part of that life.
Part of His Life.
I know some of you would prefer her to not exist.
I know that you would just like to enjoy Robert
without having to deal with Kristen.
And hey... I get it.
But for me?
The more I saw of Rob's adoration
and obvious feelings for Kristen...
The more I came to see her through his eyes.
I absolutely adore her.
Kristen makes Robert happy.

Robert being happy...
Makes me happy.
That's really all there is to it.
I'm a fan of Kristen's
I'm a fan of Robert's
And even if there comes a day when
I believe that they aren't "Robsten" anymore?
I will still love and adore both of them.


2. Back to Kristen.
(sorry)
Kristen did an interview with ELLE UK.
I thought it was a very interesting...
and telling read.
She gave us little glimpses into her life...
Her ipod (hahahaha)
And what happens when she does that?
She gets blasted and insulted...
Attacked and ripped apart.
All because she had the audacity
the fucking nerve
To show the reporter a picture of 
Robert on her ipod.
Don't you get it now?
Don't you SEE why she doesn't want to share
one moment... of her life with Robert?
Can you imagine what would happen 
if she admitted she was with Rob?
I cringe at the thought.
I shudder at the hatred...
I wonder what Robert would have thought
about the people attacking someone
he so obviously cares about?


I have a lot of people who look for stuff for me
to blog about. I don't ask them too...
But they send it to me and I must admit to finding it hilarious.
I don't know where they get this stuff...
I don't even ask anymore.
Because who said it doesn't really matter
(A Hyena by a other name... is still a Hyena)
So here are a couple of choice tidbits...

I DON'T BELIEVE THEY ARE DATING, NOT EVEN FWB?
(I believe that they may have spent some nights together, with Rob drunk.)

Well, believe it or don't...
but how insulting to Rob is the drunk comment?
It still boggles my mind that people think 
that Robert is some kind of manwhore
who shags every woman he works with,
all the while keeping Kristen on the side...
JUST IN CASE he can't find anyone else to be with.
Good Fucking Grief.
He's with Kristen... because he WANTS to be.
Doesn't get any simpler than that.

They seem so miserable together. 
How can even the dimmest bulb think anything romantic ever happened between them? 

Um. Wait a minute. 
2 people who are only together for "PR" looking miserable together? 
How exactly does that work?
Isn't the point of "PR" to try and make people
BELIEVE that they are together? 
Wouldn't looking miserable and non-romantic
kinda shoot the whole "PR" bullshit down? 
Yeah... Thought so. 
And what watt bulb are you.. or have you burnt out?
;)

For those times when they're supposedly 'alone' we never have a pic proving it.

This made me laugh out loud.
Truly. I'm thinking that someone needs to look up the
definition of ALONE. 
Really. 
You might learn something 
(wouldn't THAT be exciting?)

ALONE:
separate, apart, or isolated from others:
to the exclusion of all others or all else:
Do you get it now? 
EXCLUSION OF ALL OTHERS. 
Meaning there isn't some lame asshole
with a camera taking their picture... 
because they are ALONE.
Got it? 
(Probably not)


 I saved the best for last.
Well...
You tell me.

This is true. My Dad's best friend is doing lighting for this film and he said rob has been telling everyone that he is single. My sister and i were so upset, we thought they were dating.

OR

This is true. My Dad's best friend is doing lighting for this film and he said Rob has been telling everyone that he is madly in love with Kristen. My sister and I were so upset, we thought we had a chance.

Which one do you believe?
Which one do you WANT to believe?
It's what it comes down to anyway, isn't it?
What you want to see.
What you choose to think is truth or bullshit.
Honestly?
I think both of these are full of shit.
Robert would NEVER tell 'Everyone' 
he is single or in love.
Robert Pattinson?
The shy, awkwardly adorable Robert Pattinson?
Yeah, I can see him skipping around the set...
Telling anyone who would listen...
"I'M SINGLE!"
"I'M IN LOVE!"
Please.
Do these people have any concept of Robert at all?
That would be a NO.


Closing thoughts?
Don't really have any.

Oh... I am going out of town this weekend.
Not sure if I will be able to post on here 
for a couple of days.
Have to wait and see what happens.

I'm thinking it will actually do me some good
to get away from the bullshit drama that
I find myself wading through everyday.
Yeah, I know I do it by choice...
But that doesn't mean I always like it.


This is what I will be looking at this weekend.
It's the view from our deck.
Well, there will be more leaves on the trees 
But yeah...
it will be good.
Good Friends.
Good Food.
Good Times.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Let's Give Them Something To Talk About


I'm tired today.
Not because my beliefs have been shaken
(on the contrary, they are as strong as ever)
But...
Sometimes you just don't want to deal with
all the negativity.
The bitter hatred for a young woman.
The blatant disrespect of a young man.
Sometimes
You just want to focus on the good.
And the good is
Robert and Kristen.
Together.
Happy.
And hopefully oblivious to most of the
foaming stench that surrounds them.

So today I just want to look at happy pictures.
Of two happy people
Who make each other gloriously happy.
And in turn...
When I see them so happy
I feel happy.
Happy.
(Did I stress Happy enough?)


Let's Give Them Something To Talk About...

People are talking
Talking 'bout people
I hear them whisper
You won't believe it

They think we're lovers
Kept under cover
I just ignore it
But they keep saying
 
 
 
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe they're seeing something we don't, Darlin'
 
 
Let's give 'em
Something to talk about
Let's give 'em
Something to talk about
Let's give 'em
Something to talk about
How about love
 
 

I feel so foolish
I never noticed
You'd act so nervous
Could you be falling for me?
 
 
It took a rumor
To make me wonder
Now I'm convinced
I'm going under
 

Thinking 'bout you every day
Dreaming 'bout you every night
 
 
I'm hoping that you
Feel the same way
Now that we know it
Let's really show it, darling
 
  
Let's give 'em
Something to talk about
A little mystery to figure out
Let's give 'em
Something to talk about
How about love, love, love



Let's give 'em something
To talk about, baby
A little mystery to figure out
Let's give 'em
Something to talk about
How about love......
 
 
Let's talk about LOVE
;)
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Robert and Kristen- The Walls Come Crumbling Down


You knew I would write about it... 
I knew I would write about it.
My inbox is overflowing with comments.
And yet...
I'm not sure exactly what to say.

Kristen had a photoshoot/interview with ELLE UK.
I thought it was a fascinating read.
And the pictures?
Every single one was drop dead GORGEOUS.
Every one.

Anyway.
All the drama...
All the HATE that came from this interview.
It's frightening.
But it doesn't really surprise me...
Hating is what the Hyenas do best.
It's what defines them.
 

Let's break it down.

Quote 1:
‘People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. It’s beyond annoying.’ Concealing a small smile, she doesn’t exactly warn me off asking whether she’s dating her co-star, but a light tension hangs between us amid the cigarette smoke. I slice it in two, ‘Well, are you?’ She breathes out in a slightly exasperated, slightly amused way. ‘What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private to become entertainment for other people?’
‘People say that if I just tell them everything I’ll be left alone, but God you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone? They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.’


Reaction?

I was fascinated that she even brought him up.
Neither her or Robert usually mention the other...
But my personal feeling is that this is the 'tip' of the 
proverbial iceberg... And it's finally melting.
Oh and loved the 'every little scrap' comment...
Sounds like she's talking about the Hyenas!
;)

Hater Reaction?

"FAMEWHORE!!!!!"
"I HATE THAT CUNT! WHY DOESN'T SHE KEEP
HER BIG FAT UGLY MOUTH SHUT!"
"PR! PR! PR! PR!"



Quote 2:

‘It’s so weird, that you have to be worried about people seeing things. You want to be excited about something, normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too, but it’s such a different thing. It comes out as entertainment for other people and that makes me want to throw up.’ She slides her sunglasses, and adds in a small voice, ‘Do you want to pick something to put on? If you look at the pictures on here I’ll kill you.’

She takes the iPod back, pauses and bites her lip nervously. ‘This is what I wanted to show you on here.’ Kristen hands me her iPod and flashes me a picture. It’s a familiar, deliciously handsome young man with an arm around her and an arm around Jella, her cat. Without saying a word, she quickly shoved the device back into the glove compartment and turns up the volume before I can say anything.
Reaction?

I immediately starting laughing.
Why?
Because I KNEW the reaction would be hilarious.
I wasn't disappointed.
*snicker*
I love that she shared the picture of Robert and her beloved cat.
I love that she carries that on her iPod.
It makes me smile.

Hater Reaction?
(Hang on to your hats, this shit gets good!)

"If she wants to behave like a two-faced famewhore by saying one thing, then doing the exact opposite just for shits and giggles, then that's how she's gonna be treated. She can't have her cake and eat it too."


(Actually... she's doing exactly that... eating that deliciously handsome cake...)

"It was Michael!! Maybe she's trying like Hell to hang on to something. Maybe she's hoping after all this shit with Twilight is done, that she'll be able to go back to what she had with Mike."

"I'd bet money it's Taylor. Would the reporter even recognize Michael or her brother? I wouldn't think so. Taylor is "familiar" and "handsome" and I think the reason the reporter is flat out being coy about it in the interview"
(Like I've said before... Oregano is cute in his own 
green flaky way... But deliciously handsome? Please.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)


"IMO the games make them BOTH look like douchebags. and further-- douchebags who have no respect for their friends/co-workers, and douchebags i wouldn't want to know."

(Guess what? You don't know them. So don't worry about it ;)

"Friends take pictures together."
"Rob isn't that into her and doesn't want it to come out."
"Rob may see her as his lifeboat/crutch/whatever. OR just as someone he can get in bed with because it's just easier to "do" her, so to speak. Same goes for Kristen." 
"Rob is just a beard. Kristen is afraid of coming out before the Twilight movies are over"

(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!)

Laughter is indeed GOOD for the soul.
Which means mine is in great shape!
I'm particularly fond of the Oregano excuses...
Here this little guy is...
Minding his own business...
Living his life with his new GF Emma Roberts...
And WHAM!
He's back with Kristen!!!
Amazing.


Yes, there were other moments in the interview
that some people have taken offense to...
Poor choice of words on Kristen's part?
No doubt.
But the Hater reaction has been so angry...
So bitter and violent
It's disgusting.
Far worse than anything Kristen had to say.
So I won't repeat the comments here.

And I truly believe that even if Kristen 
hadn't used that 'word'
The Haters would just find something else
to spew their vile hatred about.
Desperate people do desperate things.
Especially when the walls are crumblin' down...

And let's face it...
Robert and Kristen are together.
You know it.
I know it.
The whole damn world knows it.

I'm sorry Kristen, that you don't like people
viewing your relationship as entertainment...
I really don't blame you for feeling that way.
But I'm thoroughly entertained.
Not so much by the relationship itself...
But by the never ending drama
that always surrounds it.
It's been a fascinating journey.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Song for the day.

"Crumblin' Down"
John Mellencamp

Some people ain't no damn good
You can't trust 'em, you can't love em
No good deed goes unpunished
And I don't mind being their whipping boy
I've had that pleasure for years and years
No, no I never was a sinner-tell me what else can I do
Second best is what you get-till you learn to bend this rules
Time respects no person-what you lift up must fall
They're waiting outside-to claim my crumblin' walls

Saw my picture in the paper
Read the news around my face
And now some people
Don't want to treat me the same

When the walls come tumblin' down
When the walls come crumblin' crumblin'
When the walls come tumblin' tumblin' down
Some people say I'm obnoxious and lazy
That I'm uneducated and my opinion means nothin'
But I know I'm a real good dancer
Don't need to look over my shoulder to see what I'm after
Everybody's got their problems-ain't no new news here
I'm the same old trouble you've been having for years
Don't confuse the problem with the issue, girl,
'Cause it's perfectly clear
Just a human desire to have you come near
Want to put my arms around you
Feel your breath in my ear
You can bend me You can break me
But you better stand clear
When the walls come tumblin' down
When the walls come crumblin' crumblin'
When the walls come tumblin' tumblin' down

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Robert, Rants and Rose... Not Necessarily In that Order


This is to all the people out there who don't 
like what I have to say...

Read slowly.
Comprehend the words
(I know its not easy... but try)

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU AGREE WITH ME.

No one is putting a gun to your head
forcing you to come to my blog...
(unless it's one of your alternate personalities)
No one is making you read what I have to say.
Why do you come here if I upset you?
Why do you read my thoughts...
If it makes you so angry?


I believe Robert and Kristen are together.
It's my opinion.
You don't agree?
Good for you!!

Do you see me following you on Twitter?
Do you see me commenting on your blog?
Do you see me trying to change your mind?
That would be a big fat NO.
And why is that?
Oh yeah because
I DON'T CARE.


So... before I close this rant...
One more thing.

Do not tell me what I can write about.
Do not tell me what to name my blog.
Do not put your slimey foam covered words in my mouth.
*spit*

I don't fucking need them.
Or you.

My blog.
Take it or leave it.
Preferably LEAVE it.

 I know it's hard for you to understand...
Rabies does affect the way the brain functions...
You're paranoid, delusional and confused.
The fleas are itching you...
And you are drowning in your own foam.

So Sad. Too Bad.



OK.
Is this a random picture or what?
Rob at Bob Saget's birthday party...
Hanging out with John Stamos.
Wow.
I like John Stamos.
I think John Stamos is damn good looking.
I kinda just like writing John Stamos.

So I guess John Stamos wrote something on
his John Stamos twitter...


And that makes John Stamos pretty cool.
Yeah, I like John Stamos.

All right, all right...
I'm done.
(John Stamos)

You already know what I'm going to say here...

ROBERT.
WALKING.
ROSE.
MELTING.

Need I say more?
Didn't think so.



THIS is Kristen Stewart.
Gorgeous.
Naturally Beautiful.
She's talented.
She's smart.
She's rich.
And guess what?
She has Robert Pattinson.
And you don't.

So you can hate on her all you want.
At the end of the day...
Who is spending time with Robert?
Who does he looking at with such
complete and utter adoration?
Who gets to kiss on him ALL the time?
That would be Kristen.

Hmm...
Is she back in LA?
Where do you think she is 
RIGHT now?
;)

Yes.
It's going to be an incredible summer...
And just think...
It's only just started!


Chew on that.

Bye for now
♥♥♥
 
*smirk*

Monday, May 24, 2010

Rob and Kristen- How Do I Live Without You?

OH NO!
I guess it's the end of the world.
The End.
I'm not sure how I can go on...
I mean... seriously.
HOW. DO. I. GET. OVER. THIS??


"It looks like the big lurve has ended.
Rob buying a guitar alone and Kristen being on a concert alone."
(Yes, someone actually wrote that.) 

Honestly... How can that be??
Rob bought a guitar... ALONE???
Kristen went to a concert... ALONE???
I don't understand it.
How could Robert and Kristen EVER do
anything... ALONE?
How can love survive that???? 

*Please note that the above is dripping with sarcasm*
 

Good fucking Grief.
People are fucking lunatics.
That's all that comes to mind.

If Kristen is hanging out with Rob...
Then she's a desperate clinger with no friends.
They constantly scream "PR! PR! PR!"
So...
Kristen does a little road trip with friends...
Goes to a concert...
And now it means she's just not that into him.
Or they are just "Friends With Benefits"

Good fucking Grief.
My husband goes on Golf trips with his buddies...
I've gone to Vegas with girlfriends...
In normal relationships
Stuff like that happens.
The keyword here is NORMAL
Something the Hyenas don't seem to grasp.
 
Kristen is going to be VERY busy the next few weeks...
I think it's awesome she got to hang out with her friends
and go listen to music and enjoy herself.
How very NORMAL of a 20 year old girl.

And get your umbrellas handy, folks...
Oh yes.
Rob, Kristen and Taylor 
will be presenting an Eclipse clip at the 
MTV MOVIE AWARDS!

And outside of being happy to be able to see
them at the show (together)
Now it makes BEST KISS all the more interesting.

Oh there is major foaming at this...
They can't stand it!
"I'm voting for Taylor and Taylor to win Best kiss!!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Are we going to see something like this again?
Except...
Maybe this time they will actually...
KISS?
*snicker*
 
I'm completely serious about the umbrellas...
Boots, goggles, gloves...
Whatever you think will protect you from all
the foaming.
The shit's gonna get deep...
and they are still 2 weeks away.
 

Remember this picture?
Taken right after they arrived at the MTV show last  year?
Looking all disheveled and fluffed...
Rob re-buttoned his shirt wrong.
Both Kristen's and Rob's hair looks like
fingers were running through it...

Can't wait to see what this award show will bring.
It will be...
VERY INTERESTING.
*smirk*
 

So let the Sad Hyenas cling to Kristen's Roadtrip.
It doesn't mean anything...
and well...
It's all they have.
*Whimper*
It's not easy being a Hyena...
All that drooling foam
The flies... The fleas...
Dealing with Rabies... 
Eating off dead carcasses.
Scavenging for anything to make themselves...
Not So Sad.
*Whine*
Let them bark about Kristen and Taylor
being in Australia and Korea without Rob
(Who is obviously working) 
Let the mutts have that scrap
They are starving after all...
 
#SadHyenas
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Rob and Kristen- While My Guitar Gently Weeps


Robert recently at a guitar store.
I guess he bought himself a couple of guitars.
Guitars are fascinating...
And when you play one
You can never have enough of them.

My son plays guitar.
He probably has 10 of them... so far.
Acoustics, electrics, 12-string, bass
And he's always wanting more.
He would LOVE that store!

There isn't a better sound in the world than listening
to him play the guitar.
I could listen for hours. 
And sometimes I do...


Robert obviously loves his guitars.
And honestly...
Is there ANYTHING sexier than seeing him play one?
The opening notes on "Never Think" melt my heart.
It's like you can feel every note he plays...

So I get that guitars are important to him.
And you know what else?
Guitars are a very personal gift.
You have to know that person really...
really well.


Kristen plays guitar too...
So playing the music on "The Runaways"
wasn't that difficult for her to do.
How many times have we seen her carrying her guitar
with her through airports?


The guitar she is carrying here was a birthday gift from Rob.
(Not this past birthday... we all know what she
received from him this year... ;)

“Yes, of a couple of people, I got something.
Rob gave me a guitar, that is simply only beautiful and magnificent.” - Kristen.
 
Wow.
Can you imagine?
A beautiful and magnificent guitar from Robert.
Some kind of wonderful.


I love how Robert and Kristen share their love of music...
with each other.
Makes you wonder what kind of music they may 
have written...
Does Rob have a "Kristen Lullaby" somewhere?
Heh.
 
Rumor has it that Kristen gave Robert a guitar
for his birthday this year...
A vintage guitar.
Do you think he thought it was
Beautiful and Magnificent?
I'm guessing...
Yes.
 
 
One more thing...
Just because you don't see every moment
of someone's life in a picture...
Doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Doesn't mean it's not happening right now...
As you read this.
We only see fleeting flashes of 
Robert and Kristen
Seconds out of hours...
There is so much more that we don't see.
And that's the way it should be.
2 people sharing their lives...
Hanging out
Playing guitar
Together.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥