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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Twirling Time is Here!


Twirling, Twirling...
Twirling the night away
Everybody's feeling great
They are Twirling Twirling
Twirling the night away


Here's a Man in evening clothes
How he got here I don't know, but
man, you oughta see him go
Twirling the night away
 
 
 
He's dancing with the chick in slacks
She's a-moving up and back
Oh Man, there ain't nothing like
Twirling the night away
 
 
Let's Twirl a while, Feet up, feet back 
 Watusi, now fly, now Twirl 
They're Twirling the night away
 
 
 
 
Here's a feller in blue jeans
dancing with the older queen
who's dolled up in a diamond rings
Twirling the night away
 
 
 
Man you oughta see her go
Twirling to the Rock and Roll
Man you find the old and young
Twirling the night away


Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer
Yea, let's Twirl again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'
Yea, let's Twirl again, 
Twirling time is here
 

Yeah round 'n around 'n up 'n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then



Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer


 
Yea, let's Twirl again, Twirling time is here
 
 
Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer
Yea, let's Twirl again, 
Twirling time is here
 
 
 
 
OK.
You might want to ask...
Why Rose... WHY?
What's with all the incessant TWIRLING??
Why must you twirl so?
What's the twirl about?
For one thing... its FUN to TWIRL!
And for some reason it annoys some people...
ALWAYS a plus.
And Well.

1. Kristen is with Robert.
Solid.
As.
A.
Rock.
So sweet together.

2. The MTV Movie Awards are this weekend.
Best Kiss?
Why yes... they most definitely are.
Will they win?
Will they kiss on stage?
Well.
They will kiss before the show.
After the show.
And kiss after that kiss...
and after that one...
Get the point?
 
One MTV kiss does not a relationship make.
In the grand schemes of kisses?
It pales in comparison to reality.
 
 
3. Did I already say they are together?
Him and Her and a dog named Bear.
Cute.
So very very cute.

4. Got your TWIRLING shoes on?
Do you?
Get them all polished and ready to go...
Cause you will be 
Twirling
Twirling
Twirling the night away.
 
Or 
Twirling the Summer away
Or
Twirling the rest of the year away
Or
Twirling the next few years away

You get the point.
Right?
*poke poke*

This post is brought to you by the letter *T* and Green Sheep.

T for 
TWIRLING!

T for
Tom Sturridge

T for 
Together
 
And
Green Sheep.
Well.
Because I do.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Monday, May 30, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Together Again.

Something in the way he moves...


Hey there!
Miss me?
Yeah OK... so you didn't.
But I'm FINALLY back home and actually able
to get an internet connection that lets me stay online
for more than a minute at a time.

And let me just say...
The one post I made on my iPad?
What kind of shit was that?
The pictures were all small and stuff.
You know me...
I LOVE me some big pictures
Especially when it's Robert
W
A
L
K
I
N
G

Walk this way!

I'm starting to think that Rob knows how much 
I enjoy these pictures
so that's why there have been so many lately.
Hello?
I really don't think Rob is 
W
A
L
K
I
N
G
just for me...
I mean... he does need to 
W
A
L
K
to get around... doesn't he?
It just so happens that when Robert
W
A
L
K
S
It makes me kinda crazy...
Not in a lunatic/bitter/foaming kinda crazy
But a nice/takes my breath away kinda crazy.
Big difference.
Walk on by...
ANYWAY.

I see that I haven't missed much the last few days.
Just more of the same.

I did detect a very desperate foamy vibe about the 
whole MTV Movie awards though
and have to admit to getting a giggle out of that whole thing.
Some people are pretty scared that Rob and Kristen
are going to win the BEST KISS award again this year
and are all upset and angst ridden about it.
Let me just add a couple of things.

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2. I love how these 'fans' of Robert are voting against
him in this category.
Hilarious.
Big campaign to get a Harry Potter win.
Did I already say
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
How oddly desperate.
Can't have Rob and Kristen kissing on stage this year!
Hell.
They are screeching about not watching the show at all now.
*Smirk*
Well, it's all fixed you know.
Summit does rule the fucking world.
And of course MTV is just another pawn
in Summits plan for WORLD DOMINATION
and of course...
To keep pushing those 2 crazy kids together
no matter what.
*Double Smirk*

I love how its this whole conspiracy...
It's like Summit has just about everyone on their payroll
(Me included, apparently)
All to push this agenda of 'PRsten'.
Oh wait...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Triple Smirk*

Walk like a man...

3. So not only are people all anxious about the MTV show...
and voting away to keep Rob and Kristen off that stage
(or voting to keep them on the stage)
Some people got a bit bent when Cronenberg's daughter
released a picture of Rob and his co-star from Cosmopolis.
Yeah. I know.
Some people were angry for some reason.
WHY?
Don't we all want to see snippets of Robert as Eric Packer?
Why would you piss and moan about this...
and better yet...
WHY would you be all nasty to her about it?
I honestly don't get that mind-set.
At all.
Of course.
On the opposite side of that coin
You had people saying how 
Rob and Sarah Gadon 
has AWESOME chemistry.
Heh.
Of course they do.
Good Grief.
As soon as Rob starts working with new co-stars
he is automatically 'shipped' with these people.
No matter if they are married...
Newly married
or in long term relationships.
ANYONE is better than him being with Kristen...
Isn't that right?
Idiots.

And speaking of Miss Kristen...

Walking back into your arms again...

Where oh where is the lovely girl?
Heh.
Hmmmm.
Let's think about it.
I'm guessing she's not in London anymore.
And yeah...
I know some would love for her to be in L.A.
So
Where
Oh
Where
Can she be?
Mayhaps...
Back in Toronto
with the man she loves?
Hmmmm.
I guess we shant never know
unless someone
somewhere
gets a picture of her and Bear again.
Heh.
Needless to say...
We know where she will be next weekend.
And she won't be all Ninja...
And I can't wait to see her and Robert
(oh OK, Taylor too. I do like the kid)
Doing their thing
Hopefully accepting the BEST KISS award
the way Robert finally wants to do it.
Third times a charm.
And maybe the fact that I've only voted a couple of times
makes me a horrible fangirl.
But I don't think its that big a deal.
Win or lose that award...
Doesn't change anything in their relationship.
It would just be fun to watch.

And being that I'm a fan of Harry Potter
I wouldn't mind if Daniel/Emma won best kiss...
I think that would be all kinds of cool.
So.
Que Sera Sera...
Whatever will be
Will be.

Just because...


Do I post this picture of Tom a lot?
Probably.
It's one of my favorites.
Piercing blue eyes.
Scruff.
And no hat!

All sorts of sexy.

Oh yeah.

Green Sheep.

Forever.


This post was brought to you by the letter *W*

W for
W
A
L
K
I
N
G

Nobody does it better.
Nobody.


W for whining.
Enough already.


W for WINNING
I hope Rob/Kristen win the Best Kiss.
But lets face it...
They don't need to win a silly award
to get a best kiss.
They get to practice that all the time.
*Quadruple Smirk*


Bye for now
♥♥♥
OH YEAH.
And start TWIRLING now...
I have a feeling you might want a head start.
;)

Friday, May 27, 2011

Rob and Kristen- So Close and Yet So Far






So here I am... Spending the Memorial weekend at the lake house with family.
That is pretty much what I am looking at as I write this post.
Not bad, right?

Yes... It is very lovely and woodsy and wonderful.
Yes... I'm getting a much needed break (well kinda) from
All the daily bullshit of the fandom.
Having limited ability to get online has it's pros and cons...

1. I get to actually focus more on family and especially my two incredibly
beautiful, wonderful, smart, witty perfect sons.
And oh yes... They are as close to perfection as anything on this earth.

2. Since my online access is limited... I only get snippets of the ongoing drama. That's probably a good thing, except when I get my usual all shouty, all caps emails yelling at me for something or other, I have no idea what they are shouting about. Not that they ever made much sense anyway.

3. I miss stuff like this...






And I always seem to miss this...





And where would a post be without this?






Just fucking because... You know?


So. I've read some of my emails and texts...
And as far as I can tell... Kristen is still in London
Rob is still in Toronto...
But don't you have the feeling that Kristen will be back with Rob soon?
I do.
Just a feeling, mind you.
I imagine she's missing Rob pretty hard right now...
And Rob?





Well... All you have to do is look at him to know what he is feeling.
He does have a habit of wearing his heart on his sleeve.

And finally... There seems to be a major uproar about the MTV awards.
I hope Robert finally gets his way.
;)


This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for I hope Blogger works here!

B for Rob and Kristen are Beautiful. And together.

B for Baaaaaa said the Green Sheep.

B for Bye For Now!



-Posted using BlogPress from my iPad

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Rob and Kristen- It's Always SOMETHING



Random Thoughts.


1. Kristen turned up in LONDON!
I'm telling you...
When that girl shows up I smile big time.
I miss her pretty face.

Do I even want to mention all the ensuing drama?
Of course I do, silly!
That's what I do here.
Pick.
Poke.
Jab.
Joke.

Let's see.
Kristen goes to London for SWATH related work.
Not a big deal... right?
Well... it shouldn't be.
SWATH has moved up its release date
so its not a surprise that Kristen has to
do pre-production kinda things...
But of course.
Her being in London without Rob
(Nevermind that he is working in Toronto right now)
means they've broken up!
They hate each other!
So much for Kristen spending the summer with Rob!

Blah.
Blah.
Fucking Blah.

Kristen isn't over in London for long haul... yet.
She will be back with Rob in Toronto
(and in time for the MTV awards?)
before you know it.
I know you don't want to believe it...
But Rob and Kristen really are together
and really will be together in Toronto again.
Yes.
Again.
Because Kristen doing work related stuff
doesn't negate where she has been the 2 weeks
leading up to this trip.
Oh right.
WITH ROB.


Remember when I mentioned 'Joke'?
This is what I'm talking about!
Oh my the foam was thick and heavy over this duffel bag.
Truly.
The so called 'ash cloud' they were talking about over Europe
was in fact... a FOAM cloud.
We're talking a lot of foaming... OK?

Personally I don't really get into the whole matching
Shirt/sunglasses/bracelet etc thing.
I'm aware that Rob and Kristen seem to share clothing.
(Get off my dick anyone?)
And as charming as that may be...
I don't usually notice these things until someone points it out.
This duffel bag seemed to upset a lot of people.
Yes.
They were upset.
Over the possibility that Kristen was using Rob's bag.
I'm not making this up.
Really.
But suffice to say that the people who screech
I DON'T CARE
the most...
Also were the ones writing novels about
how the 2 bags couldn't possibly be the same one.

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**


It took a matter of minutes for the comparison photos to come out.

"It's NOT the same bag, his is bigger"
"The leather strap thing is different"
"Even if it is the same bag it means N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"
"I borrow my friends bags ALL THE TIME!"
"Kristen is just carrying it for PR!!!"

OK.
Well.
It must mean S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G.
Heh.

Personally?
I think it IS the same bag.
Rob's looks bigger cuz his is stuffed full.
Kristen's isn't.
Rob is using the shoulder strap...
John is carrying it by the handle straps.
Come on...
It's really not that big a deal either way.
So what if Kristen went to their closet...
(You know... in the place they are staying in... together)
and pulled out the sturdy mustard colored duffel bag?
Does it mean 'epic luuuurrrvvveee'?
Nah.
It just means that what's Robs...
Is Kristens.

 ** Cue Maniacal Laughter**


Bear.
Sweet Bear.

So much chatter about this little guy.
Some people still can't get over the fact that
Kristen was with the adorable puppy.
They hate it even more now that the media
is calling it THEIR dog...

'Why was she with ROB'S dog???'
'Who does she think she is using that puppy for PR??'
"How do we even know its the same dog?"
"Please. These pictures were SO staged"
"So what if she's walking Rob's dog?
It means N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"
"Who cares! I watch my friends dogs ALL THE TIME!"

Do you sense a pattern here?

**Cue Maniacal Laughter*


PattinsonLife posted some awesome outtakes...
I mean.
I've seen a lot of them before..
But is there such a thing as too much Robert?
Pish Posh.

The man is fucking dreamy.
I've seen zillions of pictures of him..
And maybe a handful didn't do him justice.
Pretty good ratio... right?

So the above picture kinda reminded me of this picture...


I know its just cuz of the ripped out knee...
Too bad its a different leg
or we could say they were sharing jeans!!!

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**


Must admit this one...


Is probably one of my all time favorites.
It's one of the pics on my desktop...
and I have had the same desktop picture for a LONG time.
Like.
Long.
Like.
Really Really
L
O
N
G

Which just means...
I haven't really found anything better to replace it with.
I've been close a few times...
And its not like there haven't been dozens of gorgeous pictures.
But the 3 pics on my desktop have yet to be topped.
Or I could just be lazy.
 


Always liked this one too...
Cuz you get 
Two
Two
Two Robs in One.

Too much?
Sorry.
But double the Rob
Double the pleasure?

OK. OK.
I will stop.


And last but not least...

GREEN SHEEP

Tom on a bike.
Is that the cutest thing ever?
Well...
Rob on a bike would be adorable too.
I would pay good money to watch
either one of these guys ride a bike.
You know it would be all kinds of adorkable.



This post is brought to you by the letter *L*


L for Love
No, its not EPIC LUUURRVVE
It's Love.
Although it's probably epic to them...


L for Loonies.
I've received more than my share of 
ALL CAPS EMAILS
lately.
It's always amusing to have someone 'yell' at you
through the written word.
Even though they misspell a lot of them.
Seriously...
How does someone misspell Rose?
Really?
"ROSEE YOU ARE A LOOSER!"
Yeah.
That's a post for another day.
Heh.

L for Laughter.
Maniacal
and otherwise.

Bye for now


Yeah... I'm fucking twirling.
I love how something so simple...
Annoys so many.

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**

Monday, May 23, 2011

Rob and Kristen- The Road Less Traveled

If a man does not keep pace with his companions

OK then.
I haven't written a post in 3 days.
3 whole days!
That is so unlike me.
You know...
The scary, addicted lunatic that obsesses over
Robert Pattinson?
You remember her... right?

Yeah well...
My 'fake' real life 
Or is it my real real life...
Or
My real fake life...
Whichever.
It just seems to get busier on weekends.
Never fear
I'm still all scary and crazy
(It's posted on the AT boards, it MUST be true)

Perhaps it is because she hears a different drummer...

So what happened the last few days?
Um.
Not much.


1. Rob was tweeted here and there.
Kristen was tweeted everywhere.
What does it mean?
That 99% of the tweets you read are bullshit.
I do have to say that I enjoy the cherry picking
of which tweets people want to believe.
You know...
There was more than a few saying Kristen and Rob were in Toronto
Saying Rob was in Toronto
Saying Kristen (and Bear) were in Toronto.
And you know what?
It turns out that ALL the tweets placing Kristen there
were lies!
(Yes, I'm being sarcastic)
Imagine that!
But somehow if there was a tweet placing Rob
somewhere on his own?
ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
*smirk*

Yeah, I know he was tweeted at Adeles concert.
But no pics.
Not one pic of Rob anywhere.
Not one.
Just some blurry supposed airport picture.
And of course we haven't seen Kristen since NYC
So what is the truth?

Let him step to the music which he hears...

The truth is not ours to know.
The truth will set you free.
Truth is fucking truth.

Truth?

Rob starts filming Cosmopolis today.
He will be in Toronto for a couple of months.
That much is true.

Kristen was in Toronto for the past weeks.
She and Bear met up with Robert.
That much is true.

Kristen may (or not) have flown to L.A. recently...
Work related business.
That much is probably true.

Kristen will be back in Toronto 
as soon as she can get there.
That much is true?
Seriously.
If you had Robert Pattinson for a boyfriend...
and had to leave his side to do work...
Wouldn't YOU hurry back to be with him?
Fucking straight you would.
Don't even TRY and deny it.

However measured or far away.

2. People keep judging Rob and Kristen's relationship
by THEIR standards of what a relationship should be.
That's not how it works.
What you perceive is NOT reality.
At least...
Not their reality.
You look at fractions of their lives...
Seconds caught on camera
and you try to analyze and decipher
and criticize and attack.
It's all how you look at it I suppose...
And doing so without judgment.
Because I just see two people who want to be together
I see Rob look at Kristen like he looks at nobody else.
I see happiness... and love.

Imagine all the time we don't see.
;)

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:

3. Oh
   My
     God.

I have no fucking words.
OK.
Maybe a couple.
So last night...
At the Billboard awards...
Justin Beiber (huh?) Kissed Selena Gomez (Wha?)
and now...
They are the EPITOME of what a relationship should be!!
Come on you guise!
Look at Justin plant a big ol' smooch on Selena!
THAT'S how it's done!
YES!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love it.
Comparing anything Beiber to Robert?
Really?
Yes... because kissing on camera is
what a relationship is ALL about.
I was crying in my Cheerios this morning
lamenting how come 
Rob and Kristen
won't cheapen their relationship that way!
(Yes, I'm being sarcastic.)
Come on Rob and Kristen!
Entertain us!
You OWE us that much!
(Yes, I'm being sarcastic)

Thing is.
Rob did kiss Kristen at the WFE premiere.
(and Montreal, IOW, KOL concert...etc)
No, it wasn't on TV in front of millions of people.
Surely you realize that's not his style.
He was happy and giddy
and it was spur of the moment.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by
But imagine what would happen if Rob and Kristen
would kiss in a very public way.
And no, I'm not counting the MTV awards
although I think if they win... they WILL kiss.
Heh.
No No...
I'm talking about if Rob and Kristen made an effort
to show personal private affection in public...
what would happen?

A. Massive Foam Explosion

B. Massive denials

C. Scrambling for excuses and rationalizations
as to WHY they kissed in public.

D. Massive insults to both Robert and Kristen.
Robert for being some sort of PR Puppet
willing to sacrifice years of his life for the sake of some movies...
Willing to lie and mislead his fans for the sake of some movies...
Kristen for being some clingy famewhore
willing to sacrifice years of her life for the sake of some movies.
(Never mind that they couldn't stop her from cutting her hair
for The Runaways... they can stop her from living her personal life
as she sees fit)

E. Can't win for losing.
Because no matter how much affection 
Rob and Kristen
show each other in their lives...
It will be picked apart and criticized.
It will either be not enough
or too much...
or they didn't do it right...
You get the point.

And that has made all the difference.

So...
We have the MTV awards coming soon...
Hopefully Rob and Kristen will win best kiss...
and Rob will get to accept the award the way he wants to.
Because we all know what that is...
We got a glimpse of it last year
Heh.


And never fear oh those who need constant reassurance...
Rob and Kristen will be back together in Toronto
in due time.
Maybe they already are...
(Am I being sarcastic?)

And we might not get a pic of them...
Just lots and lots of tweets
all saying the same thing...
"I saw Rob and Kristen and they were holding hands!"
"I saw Rob and Kristen and they were kissing!"
"I saw Rob and Kristen..."
Well.

They ALL can't be wrong.
No matter how much some people don't
want Kristen to be with Robert?
It's where she always seems to be.
Funny how that works.

Green Sheep. Big Time.

I like this picture.
Mostly because it's Tom and Kristen.
But also because its showing Tom being all protective over Kristen.
So damn cute.
I love that about Tom.
Or do I just love Tom?
Either/Or
He's a helluva friend.
This post is brought to you by the letter *B*


B for BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously?

B for just BECAUSE


B for Betcha Bottom Dollar
Kristen will be spending the better part of
the next 2 months in Toronto.


B for BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh did I do that already?


B for

Bye for now
♥♥♥