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What is essential is invisible to the eye"


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Sunday, December 30, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Again.


Something's burning.
The rancid stench of burning bitterness.
Burn Baby... BURN.


Oh dear. Oh my.
The poor wretched Ninnies.
Wrong.
Again.
(Have they ever been right?)
(Let me answer that... NO.)


They are distraught.


Kristen went to London.
Kristen is with Robert.
Again.

When a normal rational SANE person looks at the above picture...
What do you see?
Well... say if my father looked at it
(He's pretty sane... most of the time)
He would see a bunch of people walking in a
London Underground.
But of course...
My father wouldn't recognize Rob's MTV coat
or Kristen's slight frame clad in skinny jeans
and backward baseball hat.
No... he wouldn't.
But we do... don't we?
Scary?
A wee bit.


But as scary as that may or may not be
(I mean... so the fuck what if we recognize Rob's clothes
and the way he looks from behind and how Kristen walks
and her hats and... and... and...)
(Shut up)

What is even scarier is the Ninnies 
delusional reluctance to just accept 
WHAT IS.


As per usual whenever there is a picture of
Rob and Kristen together...
the excuses and rationalizations run rampant.
And they are your normal
every day run of the mill bullshit excuses
made by imbeciles who cannot accept reality.


1. "Kristen is a lesbian!"
This is the age old excuse whenever
Kristen shows up with Rob.
They need to believe that Kristen doesn't want Rob that way!

"She had a female friend staying with her over Christmas!
She must be her lesbian lover!"

Yeah.
Because its unheard of to have a female friend
 stay with you over the holidays
while your BOYFRIEND is out of town!
Only lesbians do that!

2. The pic taken from behind...
Of a group of people walking in a
London Underground...
Is somehow...
Bizarrely
Strangely
Illogically
Insanely
PR!
YES!!
Rob and Kristen are riding the tube
to promote the movie!
It's still in theaters!

 

So please random stranger who just happened
to see Rob/Kristen on the tube
and snap a picture of their backs
Keep up the great PR work!
GOOD JOB!

3. This is my favorite excuse...
Because it gets played every year.
Every fucking year.

"They don't spend Christmas together
which is what REAL couples would do.
They just spend NYE together 
which is a FRIEND thing to do!!"





Now you know...
YOU KNOW
That if Rob and Kristen had spent Christmas together
and were seen out and about...
And then went their separate ways to celebrate the New Year...
What would the Fools say then?

Eye Bee Ninnie

Well...
That Christmas is the 'friendly' holiday
and that only real couples would spend
romantic New Years Eve together.

You know I'm right.

Personally?
I think that NYE is a way more romantic time
to spend together.
I mean...
Kissing the one you love
to ring in the new year?


Promises made.
Seeing the new year dawn...
Together.


Yeah.
Brilliantly romantic.


Here's the deal.
(You know what I'm going to say here... right?)

Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
END
UP
TOGETHER.

 You don't have to approve.
You don't have to 'get' it.
You don't need to wonder why.

Accept it 
Or
Just keep wallowing in your bitter foam-filled hatred.

The drama isn't between Rob and Kristen...
It just exists in this fandom.
Rob and Kristen are good.
They are GREAT.

“People think they knew a lot about me before. 
They know even less now.
 People will project whatever.
 It’s a huge form of entertainment. 
As soon as you step outside your own life
 and look at it like that and think that you can shape something
 — you need to live your life. 
I’m just going to live my life, actually,” - Kristen


And she is living her life.
It just happens to be with Rob.


This post is brought to you by the letter S

S for Stupid.
It should be painful.
it is as it does.
there's no cure for it.


S for Schizophrenic.


People be crazy.
You can't possibly BELIEVE the shit you spew.
You can't.


S for Smiles.


Because you know there were BIG smiles
when they saw each other again.
Because they were Together.
Again.

And last but never least...

S for Sturridge.



Because I adore him.



Forever.


Be Safe.
Be Smart.
Be Sane.
Believe.

Until next time.

Bye for now
2013 is looking pretty (pretty) BRIGHT!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Rob and Kristen- So This is Christmas...



So it's Christmas Eve.

Are you bustling and hustling 
and enjoying your holiday?
Surrounded by family, friends
Bursting with love and happiness??


Or...

Typical Ninnie.  A Ninch? Bwahahaha!

Are you sitting on Tumblr and Twitter...
being all Grinchy?
Grumbling.
Grouchy.
Grumpy.

Is it worth it?

For one day.
Just ONE day...



Can you let your anger and bitterness go?

Peace on Earth.
Good Will towards Men.
And Women.

Its not worth it.
Being all nasty and negative.
It won't change anything.
It just shrinks your heart.
Your mind.
Your life.

This happens. Every year.


Because guess what?

No matter the drama that people try to create...
No matter the lies and the bullshit.

Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
END
UP
TOGETHER.

Every year it's the same tired nonsense.
Regurgitated stupidity.
And every year
Rob and Kristen
Prove them wrong 
Because they
ALWAYS
END 
UP
TOGETHER.

Seriously.
Write it down.
Live it.
Learn it.

Lean on me...


Don't worry about where Rob is...
Or where Kristen  is...
They will be just fine.
They know what they are doing.

While some are so busy hating on her...
or worrying about where she is
or where she is going...

You know how it goes.
Say it.
Out loud.

Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
END
UP
TOGETHER.

Year.
After Year.
After Year.

With acceptance...
Comes PEACE.

The beginning...


So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young 

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear 


- John Lennon




No words needed.


So this post is brought to you by Christmas...

Happy Christmas!

I hope all of you find peace and happiness...
And are safe, warm and well loved.



And here's a couple of early presents...

Determined Rob.

Rob.
Sunglasses.
Guitar.
Walking.

Say no more.

Protective Thomas.

And my dear Thomas...
Handsome.
Loyal.
True.



Sexy.
Sweet.

A lethal combination.




One of my favorite Rob/Kristen moments.


HAPPY
HAPPY
CHRISTMAS!

No matter what you do or
how you celebrate...

SMILE!
BE HAPPY!

Rob and Kristen are.
Guaranteed.

I know something you don't know!

Until next time.

Peace.
Love.

Bye for now

Friday, December 21, 2012

Happy Birthday Tom Sturridge!



 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM STURRIDGE!!


Tom is one of my favorite people... 
Everything about him invites me in —
His voice
His face
Even his beanie.
(yes, I did that on purpose)

Tom is beautiful.
No doubt.
And his voice....
Fuck.
His voice is pure heat.

But of his many charms...
(and there are many)
His loyal friendship
and his adorable love and devotion 
to his gorgeous baby girl are the ones
that really melts my heart.

Oh...
and his love of his red plaid shirt.
Oh yes.
He loves it.
He does.
It can't be denied.















I guess when Tom likes something...
He really really likes it.
Like really.
Likes it.
Really.

Good thing he looks great in red.


HAPPY 
BIRTHDAY
TOM!!

I hope all your dreams and wishes come true...



This post is brought to you by the number 27

That's how old Tom is today.



And this post is also brought to you by
Rob and Kristen


You think you know...
But you know even less now.

Every year its the same holiday drama...
and every year 
Rob and Kristen prove to us
that they
always 
end
up 
together.

Haven't we all learned that by now?

With acceptance comes peace.
And they have earned that much.

Until next time.

Bye for now