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Saturday, September 28, 2013

It Will All Come Out In The Wash...

**Read at your own risk**

The following post discusses tabloid media
and gossip rags.


The Lunatic Fringe.


Welcome to the fandom.


This is what it looks like right now...
Scary huh?



This blurry picture was released a few days ago.
I'm sure you have ALL seen it by now.

Oh my.
Rob is sitting next to Dylan Penn!
Sound the alarms!
Alert the media!

Well.
Someone did alert the media.
Of course.

This was taken 3 weeks ago.
For some reason it was released days ago.
Not sure why that is.

All the Rags jumped on the
"Rob is 'supposedly- allegedly- possibly- might be' dating
Dylan Penn.
Based on what, exactly?
One picture?
And this was just DAYS after Rob
was supposedly canoodling some mysterious brunette
at a party.
How many more women can Rob possibly handle?

Lets see...

"an insider told US Weekly that his workout buddy might be more.
She even reportedly escorted the "Water for Elephants" actor to a party
 on Saturday and was regarded as his new love.
The source also dished that the brunette beauty was "heard calling him babe."


the actor, 27, has been linked to model Dylan Penn. 
The blonde beauty, 22, has quite the Hollywood pedigree:
 She's the daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright. 
"They've been dating a month or two," 
a Pattinson source confirms to PEOPLE. 
"He's crazy about her." 


So which is it?
Brunette beauty...
or Blonde beauty?
Both?
Neither?
Maybe they need to add a mysterious redhead?

Well.


If PEOPLE said it...
IT MUST BE TRUE.
Right?
Because we all know
that People never gets anything wrong.
That People has never listened to the 'wrong' sources before...
No.
Never.

And you know...
I do realize that sometimes celebrity reps
do go through People when they want to
get something out there.
But sorry.
A 'Pattinson source' isn't a rep.
and I can guarantee you
NO ONE close to Rob
told People Magazine...
"He's crazy about her"

And if you have learned anything from
being in this fucked up fandom...
You know that Rob wouldn't start talking
about a relationship to People magazine.
Or anyone else for that matter.

Remember what Rob has said about this topic...

"For one thing, it would be a terrible marketing tool 
and it’s not utilized very well at all. 
People will say anything.
 I’m still amazed that people even believe anything [that’s said about us].
 I mean, it’s one of the craziest things about the whole situation, 
where you can see the whole — is paradigm the right word?
 — of celebrity gossip, celebrity culture type stuff 
that’s literally entirely made up.
 There’s a story line. 
You have a set character and your story line is written for you.
 And it doesn't matter what you do."

 "I always see 'a source said' but I don't know a single source."


Rob or Kristen
are the only 'source'
I will ever believe.

But never fear Haters!
YOU can believe it.
In fact.
PLEASE!
I want you to.
Believe that Rob is dating mysterious brunettes and blondes.
Katy. Sia. Riley. Michelle. Sidney. Camille. Dylan.
And whoever else you want to add to the list...
BELIEVE IT ALL!
Please.

Then can you stop trashing Kristen and/or Rob?
You got what you wanted... right?
You can worship at the
church of the Broken Robsten.


There isn't any more need to constantly obsess
over people you think are no longer
relevant in Rob/Kristen's lives.
No need to harass their friends.
No need to spew lies to the media.
No need to attack people for not agreeing with you.
Right?

You've WON!
You can just be the fan you have always
claimed to be!
You can FINALLY focus JUST on
Rob and/or Kristen!
Let's see what kind of REAL FANS
you truly are.
YaY!



Final thoughts.

1. I've said it once
I will say it again.
I still believe in Rob and Kristen.
That's my prerogative.
I happen to think ...
Wait.
I happen to know that
they love each other.
What happens from there
is up to them.

And if Rob or Kristen
come out someday
in the company of someone else
again and again and again...
and they look like this..




and this...



and most definitely this..


Then I will think they have 'moved on'.

But until then...
My yacht is full speed ahead!


And if you don't like the ride...
Get.The.Fuck.Off.




This post is brought to you by the letter B

B for baby bunnies.
If you don't smile at this...
You're not human.


I love bunnies.


B for


BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Because its really NOT that serious.
No matter where Rob and Kristen go...
It shouldn't affect your life SO much.
You can be a fan.
You can be interested.
You can speculate.
But please.
Enough of the conspiracy theories.
Enough with this being your life's work.
Enough is fucking enough.

Take a deep breath.
Whatever happens
It's not your life...
And you can't live it for them.

It will be OK.
Promise.


It will all come out in the wash.
Whatever will be...
Will be.


B for Beautiful.

Inside and out.
How fucking cute is she with this dog?

Oh and...


I fucking ADORE Tom Sturridge.

Green
Fucking
Sheep.



Until next time.

Bye for now

Going with the Flow

Saturday, September 21, 2013

This. That. The Other.


This. 
That.
The Other.

1. This.


Nick. Rob. Dean.


Nick. Steph. Rob.




Nick Frenkel.
Manager extraordinaire.
Executive producer?

Nick Frenkel
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
 (executive producer - 79 episodes) 

Here I thought Nick was a professional lurker.
I mean... COME ON
The guy has a knack for positioning himself
to optimal advantage around Robert.
Look at ALL the pictures he is conveniently located
in a prime viewing angle.
It actually is kinda cute how his face
always seemed to show up all the time.

But "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?
The show is HILARIOUS.
A bit crude... even kinda gross...
but funny as hell.

So imagine my shock and disbelief
when one day I'm actually looking at the credits...
and see...
"Nick Frenkel" listed as a producer.
I was like...


Rob's Nick?
Is there another Nick Frenkel?
There can't be two... can there?
Well... I'm going with this Nick.

Let's just say...
My respect for Mr. Frenkel
has risen measurably since this discovery.
Well done, sir.


2. That.

"Fans" have gone too far...
Again.



I could go off on some wordy diatribe
discussing the motives of the Lunatic Fringe.
Oh who the hell am I kidding...
This is my blog and I'm ALL about
wordy diatribes.


ANYWAY...

Here are some hints
that you might just be on the outer
Fringe of Lunacy...

A. You think you know what's best
for Rob and/or Kristen's
career
love-life
living arrangements
friends.
cars they drive.
clothes they wear.
how they comb their hair.
what they eat.
where they go.
the number of times they blink in a minute.

B. You get angry and upset at R/K
If they do things you don't approve of...
would 'never' do
If they don't 'behave' like you think they should.
You then proceed to call the person you are
supposedly a fan of
all sorts of horrible names
until you graciously 'forgive' them.
Until the next time they disappoint you.



C. If you spend hours on Twitter/Tumblr/Instagram
and numerous other social medias
searching for anything related to Rob/Kristen...
and then feel it necessary to leave nasty, vile comments
to anyone even remotely associated with them.
And if you find this sort of thing funny
and you constantly "RT" it in your twitter feed
and praise these things for being good 'trolls'

D. If you think it's OK to lie about...
make up scandalous stories about...
Try and push your disgusting malicious agenda
against either one of them
through gossip rags or other medias...
Hoping that some lowlife shit rag
will pick up your libelous bullshit.

E. If you don't realize that you really aren't a fan
of either Rob or Kristen
Because all you do is hate on one or the other.
Instead of spending your online time
talking about the person you CLAIM to be a fan of...
You seem intent on just continuously insulting
the object of your obsession.
Look at your tweets.
Who do you talk about the most?
Day in.
Day out.

F. If you make this stuff personal.
You not only viciously attack Rob and/or Kristen...
You seek out people who disagree with you
and call them names
make fun of their appearance
monitor closely what they do outside of Twitter
Harass them constantly
and sometimes take it beyond Twitter
and try to intrude on their 'real' life.

 This isn't being a fan.
You have no boundaries.
You have no decency
No line you won't cross.

If you think its OK
to treat another human being
in such a horrific frightening way...

You.
Are.
A.
Lunatic.



 Instant Karma
- John Lennon


Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you 

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who on earth do you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are 

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Everyone come on 

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Everyone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're everywhere
Come and get your share 

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on 


Instant Karma's gonna get you.

Rob and Kristen are just people.
They don't want to be worshiped on your pedestal.
No one deserves the bitter hatred
that is constantly spewed at them.
They haven't done anything to hurt YOU.
So why do you try so hard to hurt them?
What sort of satisfaction do you get from this?

Join the human race.

Leave Them Alone.



3. The Other.

I adore Tom Sturridge.

(Obviously)

I also adore Rob and Kristen.

Yes.
BOTH of them.
You can be a fan of both.
Yes.
I love seeing them together.
In love.
And I still believe that will happen again.

And if it doesn't?
I will still be here.
Adoring them.
Going to their movies.
Watching their interviews.
Interested in what they are doing next.

Where will you be?

Until next time.

Bye for now




Yeah.
They are GORGEOUS.



Monday, September 16, 2013

Time Will Tell

So young... and falling in love for the last time.




It's been pretty damn quiet on the R/K front.
Nary a peep.
Some sightings here and there.
Everywhere.

But I don't buy 99.9% of them.
and I hesitate on that last .1%

Why?
Because Rob is supposedly going to bars
and other public places...
No pictures.
None.
I find that
a wee bit hard to believe.
Rob is probably in the top 3 on the
paparazzi target list.
They stalk him relentlessly...
Has Rolando given up?
Doubtful.

Now...
Don't get your ovaries all in a fucking knot.
(If they haven't exploded already, that is)
OK?
I'm not saying Rob is ANYWHERE.
I'm just saying...
Well...
Sometimes false info is put out there
to misdirect the public's attention.

You know.
Like that scene in 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Harry was running through these tunnels 
trying to get away from this huge basilisk...
He finds himself cornered...
And he tosses a stone in the opposite direction.
And the basilisk is fooled...
He thinks Harry is somewhere that he's not.
It works.
Diversion.
Misdirection.


Rob hasn't been seen...
and by seen I mean photographed.
(Pics or it didn't happen!)
Since late August.

Kristen has been working on Sils Maria
in Berlin and now Switzerland.
People don't seem to be too sure
where she is either.

You know what I think?




FUCKING BRILLIANT!

I hope they are enjoying some peace...
Wherever they may be.
I hope they continue wearing 
their cloak of invisibility.
I just realized I have kinda a Harry Potter
thing going on in this post.
Sweet.

Enjoy the quiet.
You have earned it.


Final thoughts.

1. I love how people seem to take simple words
that I write...
Be it here or on twitter
and come up with something not even remotely
close to anything I said.
For example...
Someone I don't know 
was saying that 
"Rosesee thinks R/K are hiding somewhere together"
Um.
I have NEVER said that ever.
So...
where do they come up with this shit?

I never said anything at all about where 
Rob or Kristen were.
(or were not)
Yet...
Somehow
I think they are hiding somewhere?
Good grief.
I'm tired of people putting words in my mouth.
I have more than enough of my own...
I don't need yours.


If you want to discuss something.
Just ask me.
Don't make up bullshit.
You know where I am.

2. There was a supposed sighting of Rob
somewhere like Santa Monica...
This girl posted a receipt
that I will not be posting here
(Who takes pictures of private receipts anyway??)
On this receipt...
It was signed...
and at the bottom said
"Robert Pattinson"
Thing is...
WE ALL KNOW 
what Rob's handwriting looks like.
THIS WAS NOT IT.
No way. 
No how.
Unless of course Rob signed with the pen
in-between his toes...
Or he broke the hand he writes with
and had to use the other...
or
Maybe someone else signed for him?
And another thing?
No date on this receipt.
How can you take this seriously?


Scary creepy people... are scary and creepy.
and one more thing?
Notice how the 9 shows up in this gif?
See what I mean?
Heh.



3. Tom has started work on 
"Far from the Maddening Crowd"
Carey Mulligan (love her)
Michael Sheen.
I'm thrilled that we get to see Tom
onscreen again.
He's so incredibly watchable.
And adorable.
And stuff.


4. The fandom is so fractured now.
Even the cracks... have cracks.
Everyone seems to think their way
of being a fan is the ONLY way.
(Stop being so damn judgey)
But hating on Rob OR Kristen
and calling them vile disgusting names
and trying to hurt them or their careers
makes you the worst part of this fandom.
You are the LUNATIC FRINGE.
You can disagree with me.
You can make egg accounts to attack me...
but I'm still on the side of LOVE.
There isn't anything wrong with
hoping for love.
Hope and Love are GOOD things.
I don't really care if you agree with me or not...
But wallowing in constant bitterness over someone
you (hope) claim is 'out of their life'
is bordering on insanity.
I can deal with whatever comes my way...
You have already proven that
you cannot.

Sucks to be you.


This post is brought to you by perception.
It's not reality.
It's what you think.
Not what you know.


Time will tell.



Until next time.

Bye for now

'It's fine. We're fine."

Monday, September 9, 2013

Rooms on Fire

Somewhere out in the back of your mind 
Comes your real life and the life that you know 
It seems like it was the creation 
of some of those same old things 
It seemed to be the only thing left out in the light 


She had trusted many 
But been unfamiliar with 
Almost everyone but you 


Well maybe I'm just thinking that
 the rooms are all on fire 
Everytime that you walk in the room 


Well there is magic all around you, 
if I do say so myself 
I have known this much longer 
than I've known you 


She had trusted many 
And then there would be someone 
who would enter into her presence 
That she could sense for miles 
She dreamed of her wanton luxury 
And she laughed and she cried
and she tried to taunt him 
And he hated to be separated 
From that picture... No 



Well maybe I'm just thinking that 
the rooms are all on fire 
Everytime that you walk in the room 


Ooh, well there is magic all around you,
 if I do say so myself 
Well I have known this much longer 
than I've known you 


Ooh there is magic all around you 
Everytime you walk in the room 
Well maybe I'm just thinking 
that the rooms are all on fire 
Everytime that you walk in the room 
Well there is magic all around you, 
if I do say so myself 
Well I have known this much longer
 than I've known you

Thank you Stevie Nicks.

Sometimes the fire is so intense...
Scorching hot
You might need to turn down the flame every so often
But it never goes out.


Final Thoughts.

1. I've been getting all sorts of emails/comments/tweets
telling me how 'cruel' I am when I talk about September.
And the number 9.
Um. Seriously?
Why can't September just mean... September.
My favorite month of the year.
Maybe 9 really is just a number.
Did I ever say it meant more?
Nope.
Sometimes I tweet stuff that has NOTHING to do
with Rob and/or Kristen.
Because unlike so many others...
I do have other interests besides them.
There really is a world beyond Rob and Kristen.
(Go forth and explore!)
My tweets aren't cryptic clues...
Sometimes they are just silly tweets.
Yeah... I admit...
I might like to push the Lunatics buttons from time to time
(they make it SO easy)


So how about people relax
and stop taking shit so seriously?
Stop trying to interpret my words.
Because you're usually wrong.



And lighten the fuck up, Francis.
Smile.
Laugh.
Twirl.
Find something else to do besides obsessing
over every inane insignificant detail in
Rob and Kristen's life.
They will be just fine.
Really.



2. 2014 will be a phenomenal year
for Rob/Kristen.
And no...that's not cryptic.
(Or is it?)
I'm talking about the fact that they will each
have TWO movies coming out...
So we get to watch them do their job
and maybe see them dress up and do interviews
and stuff like that.
Which I like.
A lot.





3. CJ posted this pic on his instagram.
"I won't give um the bird, I'll give um the Bee! #bumblebee"

OH NOES!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
OH MY LAWD HE HAS A BEE TATTOO!
HE MUST BE FLIPPING OFF ROB AND DIOR!
CONSPIRACY!!!

So... would CJ get a Dior Bee tattoo...
(Is it a tattoo?)
just so he could flip off Rob?
(Did you even KNOW that there was a Dior Bee?)
Kinda far fetched... isn't it?
Even for CJ.
Sure.
I'm sure he likes messing with this fandom...
who doesn't?
(The Lunatic Fringe makes it easy to make fun of)
But sometimes people take the conspiracy theories
A BEE TOO FAR.


Maybe he likes Bees.
Bees.

Maybe He adores Rob SO much he thought
it would be cool to get a Dior Bee tattoo...
Bees.

Maybe the Bee is a OG symbol of love!
Bees.

Maybe he was just saying...
"Hey Rob and Kristen Bee together and say FUCK YOU"
Bees.

Maybe the Bee has nothing to do with Dior...
Bees.

Maybe people are just fucking crazy
and like to get all pissy and bitter over nothing
Because that is ALL they know.
Bees.


This post is brought to you by Freedom of Choice.

I'm not here to tell anyone what to think.
Or how to feel.
That's up to you.

I already know what I Bee-lieve.

And of course...

So. Fucking. Cute.

What would a post be without Tom?
Love is long.




Until next time.


Bye for now