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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Hit The Road... 2013

And don't ya come back.


2013 is done.
Good?
Bad?
I've personally never been of fan of odd years
and OK...
I admit it...
13 still is kinda superstitious to me.
OK?
I said it.
I'm glad it's almost over.


And while in terms of my personal life
2013 was actually pretty good...
In this fandom?
Not so much.

Let's take look around
and see what we can most definitely
do without in 2014.




OUT

Stupid words like ROBSTEN.
Can we just call Rob and Kristen by their names?
Is it really so hard to type
Rob/Kristen
or even R/K?

I hate smushed names.
One person always gets the short end of the stick
I mean.... Sten?
What the fuck is that?
It's like Jaty (john mayer and Katy perry)
Seriously.
Jaty.
All smushed names suck.
No name smushing in 2014.

Try typing out Rob/Kristen.
See?
It's not so hard.

Its almost natural... isn't it?
Rob/Kristen.


OUT

People in this fandom are dropping like flies.
and I say
GOOD RIDDANCE.
Here's the issue.
Some people aren't really FANS of Rob and/or Kristen.
They are fans of just Rob AND Kristen.
Together.
And if they aren't together?
They aren't interested.
It's like the Ninnies...
They claim to be all into Rob...
but ONLY if he's not with Kristen.
Or the Bitter Berts
Who act like they love and adore Kristen
and only Kristen
but can't seem to let go of Robert.

See what I mean?

Can't you just be a fan of whoever...
and not worry about the rest?


I happen to adore BOTH of them.
Together.
Apart.
Up.
Down.
All around.
Yes.
I prefer them together.
I hope that is where they will end up...
(I still believe they will)
But if it doesn't work out that way
I will still be here.
I will still go to their movies.
I will still be interested in them.
I will still adore them.


OUT

Being over invested in something
you have no control over.

I get it.
I care too.
But some people take it too far.
Like their lives depend on whether
Rob and Kristen spend NYE together.

It will be OK.
Really.
Rob and Kristen's lives...
are their own.
And they will figure out what is best for them.
Believe me.

How about we try and focus
on all the exciting work related projects
both Rob and Kristen have coming up?
Sundance is just around the corner.
We have new movies coming out...
Chanel and Dior
Lots of stuff is happening for them.
The rest?
It's all gravy.

OUT

Trashy embarrassing fandom psychos need to go.
If you are truly a fan of Robert Pattinson...
How can you possibly condone such vile disgusting behavior?
How does it reflect on Rob?
Pretty pathetic.
Lose the demented haters.
And for all that is holy
STOP COMMENTING
on  Kristen/Rob's friends twitter and instagrams.
Only lunatics think they have any impact
on Rob and Kristen's life...
YOU DON'T
Stop commenting on their friends social media.
Loon
A
Ticks.



OUT

 ;)

SO OVERPLAYED.
Like so much in this fandom.
But the 'wink' face has lost all meaning.
Kinda like the overused tired insults.
"Get a life"
"You need to get laid"
Blah Blah Blah

There is so little originality left in this fandom...
And that goes for people who write blogs
that are a bit...
derivative of my blog.
Imitation is a sincere form of flattery...
but it's still just a second rate copy.


OUT

Sources.
There are no sources.
There isn't anyone 'close' who is talking to the rags.
They have all failed so much this year...
All of them.
Riley Keough and Dylan Penn
are just a couple of the people
PEOPLE and E!
and other tabloids
claimed Rob was dating.
For MONTHS.
And they were wrong.

There are NO sources.

Bear source. Bear smart.

Those who know... Do not speak.
Those who speak... Do not know.

And lastly...
some INS

IN

Rob and Kristen.
No matter the situation
they will always be interesting
and fun to watch
and have careers worth following.


Personally...
I like to think they will find their way back to each other.
But I will be satisfied knowing
that they are happy.
That's all I want for both of them.
(and yeah, I think that means being together)

People like to shout that both of them have 'moved on'
but I don't see that.
Not at all.
Neither one of them have stepped out with anyone
besides friends... in months.
That's not moving on to me

IN


Tom Sturridge will always be IN for me.
He gives great face.

IN

How about we live and let live?
To each their own.
Is that possible in this fandom?

Does it really matter if that person
over there doesn't agree with you?
Do you really give a shit what they think?

If you believe in something...
then fucking BELIEVE in it.
You shouldn't need constant reassurance to prove anything
or to make you feel better.
Who cares if Silly Sally doesn't share your opinion...
The world is full of opinions.
You don't expect everyone to think alike...
Do you?

Let people think what they want...
As long as they aren't hurting anyone
or trying to hurt Rob and Kristen
Who gives a fuck?



I know what I know.

That is fucking GOOD ENOUGH for me.



I know 2014 will be fanFUCKINGtastic.
Can't you feel it?
So many good things ahead...
A bright shiny new year.
So many possibilities.


So have a WONDERFUL
and
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I truly hope you all find
Peace and Love
in the upcoming year.

But most of all?
Be happy.
Because Life is fucking GOOD.


Smile.
Brilliant things are coming.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Happy Crimble!


Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight


Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on, 
our troubles will be miles away.


Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.


Through the years 
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Until then, we'll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself A merry little Christmas now. 

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This is the time of year where people... 
Believe.
And I still do.


I hope everyone who celebrates Christmas
has a wonderful day...
And hopefully
we all can find some 
Joy
Happiness
and Love
Tomorrow and
Every day.

This post is brought to you by PEACE.
Find it.
Keep it.
Be grateful that you have it.

And...


How Christmassy can you get?
Brilliant.
Adorable.

HAPPY CRIMBLE!


Until next time.

Bye for now


Saturday, December 21, 2013

Happy Birthday Tom Sturridge!!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TOM STURRIDGE!!!


You may have noticed...
that I'm rather fond of Mr. Sturridge.
How could I not have a post dedicated
to just Tom...
On his day?



I adore him.


His dark blue eyes...
His pouty mouth
His continual scruff.



The way he takes care of Kristen...


The way his hair... is never the same on any given day.



His penchant for wearing hats...


They way he looks in shades...
and how he loves Sienna

and while I won't post her picture here
Tom's love and complete adoration for his precious Marlowe...
will melt even the grinchiest of hearts.


His smile.
It lights up his face...
and makes my world brighter, too.


Best of all...
His wonderful  friendship with Robert.
Years go by
yet their friendship remains.
And whenever they are together
You can bet there are plenty of laughs.


So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!!

I hope all your dreams and wishes come true...
Today
and everyday.


Green. Sheep.
Forever.

Until next time.

Bye for now


Saturday, December 14, 2013

Which Do You Want First?




You know how the saying goes...

"Which do you want to hear first...
The Good news...or the Bad news?"

I kinda compare it to the stand out line 
in the highly underrated Bruce Willis classic...

The Last Boy Scout.

Head or Gut?



So that's what I decided to do today...
Good News.
Bad News...


1. Good News.


Juliette Binoche, Tim Roth and Robert Pattinson are attached to 
“The Childhood of a Leader,” a new drama directed by Brady Corbet

Great News!
I'm always excited to see Rob on the BIG screen.
And you gotta love the six degrees of Juliette Binoche.
Rob.
Kristen.
Rob.
Good for her!

2. Bad News.

The shit eaters out there.
Scavengers.
Hyenas.
You know who I'm talking about...
They seek out anyone remotely connected to 
Kristen (and Rob, too)
And leave rude, vile comments
on these peoples instagrams/twitter/facebook accts.
I can't imagine the amount of time they spend every day
searching out this information.
And even though their agenda is clear...
To perpetrate lies and sick innuendo against Kristen
to anyone she has worked with or knows...
What kind of sick psycho lunatic DOES that?
Why would anyone go to such lengths to hurt someone
they don't know?

Well... here's the thing...
It's not working.
Rob and Kristen keep working...
Keep getting endorsements
and making buckets of money.
They are still in each other's lives...
They are living well.

But it does splash the fandom with their shit.
"Ignore her she's a RPattz fan"
"Don't pay attention to the crazed Krisbian"
See.
They aren't really fans.
They are all about the hate.
That's it. That's ALL they do.
They are shit eaters.
Fucking Hyenas.

And if you follow them...
Retweet/Repost
Encourage their lunatic behavior
(and come on, you know something is NOT right with these people)
What does that say about you?
It makes you fucking smell like SHIT, too.


Bravo!
You must be sooooo proud.

3. GOOD news.


KRISTEN STEWART is new face of Chanel. 
The 2013 Métiers d’Art Paris‐Dallas collection campaign
 has been shot by Karl Lagerfeld and will be released in May 2014.

WONDERFUL News!
Kristen might not be your typical fashion icon...
But Karl knows what he is doing.
Brilliant Choice.

4. Gut


I'm at a place right now...
That as long as people don't hate on Rob and Kristen
I don't give a fuck what they believe.
I don't care if you like them
or dislike them
or think that Rob is out with his 1054th 
Mysterious blonde.

I will continue to mock the lunatic fringe...
and how they so desperately push their agenda
(and hey? This is on both sides of the fence)

Take for example...
this recent 'sighting'

"Um so just waiting for the 12 bus in Peckham with Robert Pattinson."

"He didn’t get on the bus, he was hanging out next to the bus stop 
then walked off to better pursuits I guess."

"Friends, and at one point holding hands with a blonde with glasses!!!"


Of course...
The Fringe descended on this girl
and I have to admit she handled herself pretty well.
Thing is?
Rob hanging around a BUS STOP at 3am?
Really?
Does that make even a sliver of sense?
Come on now.
I'm chalking this up to another
NotRob
Because Blonde or no Blonde
Robert Pattinson isn't going to hang around a bus stop
in the wee hours of the morning.
You can't convince he would do that...
Ever.


And as for the Dylan push?
Talk about desperation.
And seriously... stop throwing this bullshit at E!
or other rags hoping they will run with it.
E! has shown their obvious lack of 'sources'
when they boldly claimed that even though they didn't
know where Kristen was going
They knew where she wasn't going.
(Huh?)
Except...
Everyone pretty much knew Kristen was heading
to Dallas for the Chanel event...
Except E!
My dog farts better facts than E!'s sources.

5. GOOD.


A REAL sighting of Rob 
out and about in London with friends.
Sorry... No Dylan
or any blonde with glasses...
but he does have a big ol' smile on his face
and that my friends...
is GOOD.
I'm hoping that Rob's English accent
will come back stronger now after spending 
some time in London.
Gotta admit he's lost a bit of it over time 
spent in the U. S. of A.
So I'm looking forward to hearing him talk again.
Hopefully soon.

6. GOOD.


Gorgeous.
Everything is coming up Rosabotanica!
and Kristen!


7. GUT.


On my last blog post...
I simply stated that I didn't believe Kristen
was pregnant.
(and I still don't believe she is)
All hell broke loose.
I'm not quite sure why.
I have gotten a lot of emails asking
me what I thought about that topic...
So I answered it.
Simple.
But for reasons I still cannot fathom...
Some people got all bent outta shape over it.
Like it was a personal insult directed at them.
I'm not sorry that I put MY opinion on MY blog.
It's kinda what I do here.
If you have a problem with what I say...
or how I say it
How about coming to me about it?
Wouldn't that have been best way to handle it?

Here's my last words on this topic...
I.
Don't.
Care.

You can knit her booties
and be on high alert 'bump' watch.
GO FOR IT.
It doesn't matter to me.
 Just leave me out of your self inflicted drama
from now on...
OK?

8. BRILLIANT.


Tom and Rob 
in the same frame of a picture.
Oh how I have missed thee...
Let me count the ways.

I missed thee to the depth and breadth and height 
My soul can reach, 
when feeling out of sight
 For the ends of being and ideal grace. 

Yeah.
Something like that.

9. Outstanding.


I adore Tom.
I love that Rob and Tom 
REMAIN.
Through it all.
And honestly...
If I could choose anyone to be on my side?
It would be Tom.
Always.

10. Green Sheep.


People often ask me what it means.
But it's not a person.
(contrary to what some may believe.)
It's a feeling.
Emotion.
(and isn't the Green Sheep that he sent to me
just fucking adorable??)

Green Sheep Fucking Forever.

And I do.

OK then.
I can't believe I got to 10.
And here I thought I didn't have much to say.
Imagine that.

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This post is brought to you by
the line in the sand.

New Years Eve seems to be the line
where people seem to rest their hopes and dreams.
As much as some people would love it
if Rob and Kristen would perform on cue


They have never let other people
dictate what they say or do...
You only set yourself up for disappointment
if you constantly expect them to live
their lives... by your expectations.

Will Kristen go to London?
Will they ring in the New Year together
like they have for the last few years?

Time will tell.

But no matter what...
It will be OK.
Promise.

Until next time.

Bye for now