Robert Pattinson Intoxication

Rob and Kristen-- The Force is Strong

2012-01-25T17:47:00.000-06:00

Really? Is it true??

Well.

I'm not sure what to say about the whole

"Auntie Monica" blog.

It doesn't ring true to me.

At all.

And yeah... I know some people will say that just

because she supposedly said something that I don't want to hear.

But that's not true.

It just seems... off.

It appeared that within 24 hours of Rob’s film
Twilight being released, they had discovered our identity, our addresses
and telephone numbers. The press were on our doorsteps, on our family’s
doorsteps, they even found our mobile phone numbers, information not
available to the general public. We were horrified at the intrusion into
our private lives.

Yet... here we have "Aunt Monica" writing about Robert

and his personal relationships...

Naming her blog "Pattinson Connect"

when she is NOT a Pattinson

Yet HORRIFIED at the intrusion

into her private life.

Does that seem... logical?

She writes a blog about one of the most

famous people on the planet and puts his name

in the title of her blog...

And then she complains about how awful it is to have

this kind of intrusion into her private life.

Right.

OK.

Nose as long as a telephone wire...

Any Rob fans reading this - I’m sorry to disillusion you – these
journalists invented stories back then about Rob’s ‘imaginery’ personal
relationship with his co-star. Of course the publicity fuelled the
Hollywood hype about Rob. As they say, any publicity is good publicity.

And isn't THIS convenient?

How nice of sweet Auntie Monica to let us all know

that journalists invented stories... "Back Then".

How very vague of her.

Back then.

As in 2008 when the whole Twilight

phenomenon invaded dear Aunt Monica's life?

And lets not forget Rob's imaginary personal relationship.

Nice.

Perfect.

Do you think Rob is so close to his Auntie

that he calls to let her know the status of his relationships...

whether they be imaginary or not?

The same Aunt... mind you...

That had an autographed picture from her famous nephew

that she was nice enough to share.

So close to him...

That she asked for an autograph

(who does that from a family member?)

So close that he signed it "To Monica"

and then his full name.

Sounds so personal... and sweet and loving...

Right?

Yeah... sounds reasonable.

Fact of the matter is...

This is a lose/lose situation.

Because if this was Rob's dear sweet Auntie

then she did him a real disservice discussing his private life

something he obviously frowns upon

and which his close family and friends NEVER do.

From our sister Clare and her family there is only silence. Fame
overshadows reality.

And if it was indeed someone pretending to be

Robert's dear sweet Auntie Monica

if only to pursue a disgusting agenda

and try to get foothold on a slippery slope.

There is only silence.

The only thing I see that is overshadowed

is decency... respect... and loyalty.

Way to go Monica...

Whoever you may be.

You've really got a hold on me...

Final thoughts?

1. Outside of the PCA's

We haven't see hide nor hair of

Robert or Kristen.

The usual tweets placing Robert all over the globe

in his never ending quest to be all places

at the same time....

But some people look at that as a bad thing.

No Rob and Kristen sightings.

It must mean they aren't together?

Not sure HOW that works exactly...

But the cling is strong with these people...

They don't seem to grasp that neither one of them

have been seen anywhere...

so why not assume they are ...

In fact...

TOGETHER?

They surely haven't been anywhere else...

With anyone else

have they?

They both seem to have gone underground

TOGETHER.

And we all know they live together

eat together

raise Bear together

Sleep together...

Don't we?

Yes.

May the cling be with you.

You know she said yes...

2. Possible sightings of Rob in London?

Who the hell knows.

I'm finding these unsubstantiated tweets

T E D I O U S

Surely

(and I have the burning need to say

"Stop calling me Shirley")

Someone

Somewhere

SOMEHOW

A fan can take a fucking picture of him.

Of her.

Of THEM.

Like one motherbitching picture.

Is that selfish of me?

Damn straight it is.

I miss Kristen's face.

I really do.

I imagine her to be all lovely and basking

in the glow of love

All rested and relaxed

And Roberts all adorable and sweet

and his buzz cut has grown back to a length

where he can pull his fingers through it again...

Yes.

I'm a selfish bitch.

I give up.

I know that they have earned this quiet time.

I realize that they deserve peace.

But I am what a I am.

And I tried.

I really did.

You saw it.

I was all for this period of drought.

But there comes a time...

One taste... it's all I need...

When you need to have a drink.

A sip.. maybe.

Perhaps just a splash of moisture.

Then we can sustain more drought...

Maybe.

Holding hands. Again.

3. I had a 3... I really did...

but I keep going back and forth between here

and twitter

and email

and gchat

and getting all discombobulated.

So I will end here.

Before my discom becomes more bobulated.

This post has been brought to you by

My complete and utter adoration of

Thomas Sturridge.

I 'heard' he shaved his beard.

Would love to see that face

Only in my dreams...

Because this is how I picture him already being..

Kinda scruffy.

Which

Completely

Brilliant.

Completely.

And this post is also brought to you by the Cling.

The cling runs strong in the lunatic fringe.

But I think soon...

there will be a disturbance in the Cling.

Until then...

Bye for now

Dear Rob and Kristen and George.

2012-01-20T17:57:00.000-06:00

George Knows.

Hi George!

It feels like its been a while since I've written to you.

Doesn't seem like there is much to say, George.

I will be honest with you.

Some good news...

Bel Ami will be at the Berlin International Film Festival.

I don't know all the details yet

but this is GREAT news!

Finally.

Some interest in this movie!

Because I gotta tell you, George

I'm still wondering if I will be able to see this movie

in a theater near me anytime soon.

And I WANT to see DuRob.

Oh yes.

I do.

Completely Cute. Completely.

And are you ready for this, George?

Are you?

On Thursday, Jan. 26 in Los Angeles,

Kristen Stewart (Snow White), Charlize Theron (the evil Queen Ravenna)

and Chris Hemsworth (the Huntsman) will participate in

a brand-new edition of Moviefone's Unscripted for

"Snow White and the Huntsman"

OH GEORGE!!

Moviefone's Unscripted are the best...

THE BEST.

So cute.

So funny.

I can't wait to see Kristen interact with her co-stars!!

I can't wait to see Kristen PERIOD!

So a couple of cool thing going on, George.

A couple.

Dear Rose...

And I wanted to share a couple of questions that I

always seem to get in multiples...

I'm not sure why, George.

But I kinda went through my emails

and pulled out the most asked.

What do you think, George?

Letters within letters.

within an email

within a blog.

Cue the Twilight Zone music please.

Rose-

Why do you persist on lying about Rob and Kristen being together?

What PROOF do you have in the 3 years you believe that they

have been in a relationship?

Not counting red carpet/on screen pictures

or obvious PR pictures

what have you seen?

NOTHING!

You and the other stupid sheep are so blind.

Give it up already.

--From Anonymous

So damn happy together.

Dear A Non--

I love this question.

I really do.

And I love how it comes with stipulations.

"Obvious PR"

Like the above picture?

Going in for the kissssssssss

This one?

Yeah. OK.

We have seen countless pictures of

Robert and Kristen holding hands... kissing

being all sweet and snuggly

OFF screen

You just WISH he looked that happy to see YOU.

And people like YOU dismiss them to being PR.

That's kinda your excuse for ALL the pics of them

being all sweet and cute and coupley.

She really has a hold of him... doesn't she?

So what proof do I have?

Just that Rob and Kristen have been seen doing all

the things couples do...

Stuff that people in relationships DO

and instead of just facing it...

You hide behind "PR".

Well...

Show me pictures of Rob with anyone else...

Or Kristen with anyone else.

Doing anything close to the above pictures.

On their own time.

Yeah.

Right.

That's why I believe they are a couple.

Because they keep acting like one.

Seriously... they NEVER look at anyone else like they look at each other.

Rose--

Are you behind BWAN and/or SillyNonstens?

They say stuff like 'ninnies' and seem to

hate the Nonstens as much as you do.

Why do you give them attention?

-- Drama Free

Dear DF--

How sweet (and rather unimaginative) of you to think of me when

reading BWAN/SillyNonstens blogs.

But do you seriously think I'm the only person out there

who has noticed the 'ninnies'?

And Three blogs/Twitter? Really?

No. This is the only blog I write for.

Although I do agree with some (not all) of what they say

And I find it amusing that they call out people

on their hypocritical bullshit

That is SO not my style.

I have never called out people by name

or made it personal.

I hate No One.

I point my finger in a general direction

and let people come to their own conclusions.

And in all seriousness?

The whole Nonsten/Robsten lunacy kinda bores me.

It just seems... tired.

I've tried to stay out of the drama pool as of late

(OK, maybe sticking a toe in now and then)

So I will leave the Ninnie stuff to the pros.

They are pretty good at making them look like idiots...

They don't need me.

Ninnie and proud of it!

How dare me.

Rose--

You are OBSESSED with Rob! How does your family feel about

their wife/sister/mother/daughter being obsessed with

an actor who doesn't know she exists?

--You suck

Rose--

You NEVER talk about Rob anymore!

You never defend him, only Kristen!

You might has well just change the name of your blog!

-- Rob lover

Dear Suck Lover--

I can't win for losing can I?

Either I'm obsessed with Rob

or I completely ignore him.

Which is it?

How confusing!

First off...

I've not 'obsessed' over Robert in quite some time.

I admire him.

I find him attractive.

I think he's adorable and funny and goofy and sweet.

I admit that I did have an obsession of sorts...

But while it might have been intense

It was also not that long lived.

Now I'm a fan. How completely boring!

And besides... I adore Kristen as well

and they are so adorably cute together.

I won't even go into the defending bullshit.

I pick what I want to talk about... or defend (as it were)

And its what hits me at the moment.

And let's face it

Kristen gets hit with way more bullshit than Robert.

And for some reason...

I feel she needs my defending more than

big strapping headboard busting Rob.

Ya know?

They never seem to get anywhere.

That's it for now, George.

There's only so much email I can look at

without getting a stomachache.

Usually from laughing so damn hard.

I did want to touch on a couple of last thoughts though...

1. This fandom MISSES Rob and Kristen.

And they get all jumpy and irritable and annoying and needy

when they stay out of sight.

Personally...

I kinda like the thought of them all snuggled on their couch

Bear snoring next to them...

Watching some old classic movie

and eating something delicious that Kristen made.

They've had LOTS of practice. Lots.

So we have to put up with the idiots who lie

about seeing them...

And the idiots who just say shit to stir the pot.

And we have to remember that this is THEIR time.

Not ours.

It won't be too much longer.

and George...

I'm here... but I would rather be anywhere else...

2. Thomas Sturridge.

Lots of rumors about engagements

and weddings

oh my.

Will Tom and Sienna get married?

I'm not sure why that is so hard for

me to wrap my head around.

But I do want Tom to be happy.

Wouldn't it be nice to see a picture of happy Tom?

(Yeah, I know it will be with Sienna... hahaha)

But that's OK.

As long as he is happy...

and smiling his lopsided smile.

Thanks for listening George.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Dance

2012-01-16T21:01:00.000-06:00

A Vast Wasteland

It seems like its been forever.

Oh I know...

Rob was at the PCA's...

but turn around and he's gone.

Yeah. Exactly.

POOF

No more Rob.

And we haven't seen Kristen since before Christmas.

Impressive?

Oh sure...

They have been seen out and about

Especially at their GO TO place The Soho House...

But for the most part they have stayed out of sight.

And honestly

It's not that they haven't gone out...

You know they do.

But they've gotten quite good at being hidden...

In the open.

Right under your nose. And mine.

Of course they both have admitted that they love staying in too

You know...

Together.

They were apart for weeks at a time while working...

I guess they have lots of together time to make up for

Cooking makes Kristen happy. And Rob too.

And I imagine Kristen is learning lots of new

healthy things to cook

Having fun testing out her food on Rob...

Something I'm sure he doesn't mind in the least.

Hot Balenciaga

So Kristen was chosen as the face of Balenciaga's new fragrance.

How fucking awesome is that?

I love it.

I'm beyond thrilled for her.

And no...

I'm not one of those fashion chicks

who knows what is what...

I'm woefully lacking in fashion skills.

But I know what I like

And I'm always interested in what Kristen is wearing

because she always surprises...

and looks great doing it.

The picture above is a dress by Balenciaga...

One of my favorite looks of Kristen's.

Completely Gorgeous.

Congratulations Kristen!!

Let's Dance!

So other than going through an incredible Kristen drought

and frenzied Robert drought...

What else is new?

Not much.

Same Shit.

Different Day.

But I did have a friend tell me this amusing story...

and since there isn't much else to talk about

I thought I would share.

See...

Once upon a time

There was this wonderful couple

Fred and Ginger

"Don't forget Ginger Rogers did everything he did backwards...and in high heels!"

So one day...

Fred went out and bought a second hand bedroom set

with a second hand mattress for a guest bedroom

(I know... gross)

So Fred brings home this bedroom set...

and about a month later

Fred is on the phone...

bragging about the DEAL he got on this purchase

because he got it all secondhand cheap

(And Fred isn't lacking in funds.)

And all of a sudden...

Ginger's head turns around like an owl

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??"

And Fred was so thick that he was like...

"What... is that bad?"

Now... up to that point no one had slept on said mattress...

Only the puppy had found it comfortable.

But Ginger made Fred drag the mattress outside to the curb

for the garbage pickup...

And while it was sitting outside

The dog started jumping on it

And Ginger is yelling at him to get off of it

And then the puppy pisses on it.

Yeah? What are you going to do about it?

They finally get the puppy in the house...

and go about their business

when

someone pulls up and starts to pick up

said pissed on mattress...

Ginger hears this and goes running outside

wearing only a t-shirt...

(She was.. in a rush)

Ginger is yelling...

"Stop! Stop! It's pissed!"

And then we have Fred running after Ginger

because she is barely covered

and he is worried someone will see her like that...

but Ginger doesn't get to them in time

and they get the mattress and drive away as fast as they can

thinking that maybe Ginger is trying to stop them from taking it...

And there stands Fred and Ginger.

Laughing.

In their t-shirts.

Oh that Fred.

Always getting into trouble...

Making Ginger laugh everyday.

Ginger is lucky to have Fred.

Moral of the story?

Don't buy secondhand mattresses.

Or pick them up at the curb.

And Dance.

Everyday.

Like Fred and Ginger.

LOVE their faces here... SO happy to see each other.

So anything else?

I don't know.

I've been busy mourning my Green Bay Packers.

Yes.

They lost.

No.

I'm sure you don't really care.

But I've been born and raised a Packer fan...

and to see them fall apart on such a stage

is rather heartbreaking.

It's OK, Aaron... You're still the MVP of the league.

But it does make the next few weeks less stressful.

And now I don't care about the Super Bowl.

So I can take a deep breath...

and enjoy the food

and the drink.

Especially the drink...

So this post is brought to you by Tom Sturridge.

I hesitate to say I miss him...

Because you know what happens when I do.

Within a day or two...

Pictures of him cavorting about with Ms Miller

Always seem to show up.

Careful what you wish for...

Leave him alone...

Poor sweet Tom.

You know he doesn't enjoy having his picture taken.

Even when he's supposed to like it.

He looks like he can't wait to get the hell out of there.

I adore him.

If I do have to see a picture of Tom...

Let him at least be smiling and happy.

I also don't want to say

that I want a picture of Rob and Kristen.

Because I don't.

I love this.

I'm happy for them.

I know they are happy.

Together.

Bye for now

Robert Pattinson-- Kristen Stewart

2012-01-12T12:27:00.000-06:00

Now we know who the 'mystery' blonde is...

How absolutely adorable is this picture?

How can anyone NOT look sweet next to Betty White?

Even a buzzed Robert Pattinson.

Yes Folks.

Robert buzzed off his hair for the

Peoples Choice Awards.

END OF THE WORLD.

Well... it's not...

But in this fandom

Everything is lame ass drama.

Let's face it.

Robert looks good any old way he chooses to wear his hair.

And if its not your cup of tea...

Couple of things.

1. Maybe Rob did it for a new role.

2. Maybe he woke up with Kristen's gum in his hair

and she had to buzz it all off for him.

3. Maybe Rob has done this before...

New Year. New Hair.

And maybe he just likes to start the new year

with his hair the way he wants to.

4. Did Rob ask for you input on his hair?

5. It's only fucking hair.

So no matter what length or style you prefer

It will grow back.

6. Robert does NOT look fat.

He looks... content.

Satisfied.

I imagine he went back home to Kristen...

And she had one of her magnificent meals

waiting for him.

Robert + Kristen = Happy

So his hair wasn't the only drama...

oh no.

Never just one drama.

Never.

Rob was drunk?

Rob was sloppy and messy in what he wore?

Rob wasn't drunk.

Do people even know what drunk looks like?

How unprofessional would he be to come to an

award show seen by millions...

And be publicly intoxicated?

Really?

It irritates me to no end that people just

fucking need to criticize him no matter what he does.

He appeared a bit solemn.

Serious.

Hardly drunk.

But he never shines as brightly when Kristen

isn't around him.

You may argue with me on that detail...

But truth is fucking truth.

Look at him when shes there.

Major difference.

Big smiles.

Smiles that reach his eyes.

(and with Miss Betty White

but who wouldn't smile with her??)

Oh of course some people claim that Rob

is ONLY drunk when he's with Kristen...

I guess when you are drunk with delusions

you have to come up with excuses as to why

Robert held Kristen's hand and kissed her

at the WFE premiere.

Right. Right.

Anyone But Kristen

As for his wardrobe?

Big fucking deal.

No... he wasn't wearing a suit.

And yeah... he was pretty casual.

But Rob knows when its important to wear a suit.

And maybe...

After weeks and weeks of dressing up and being paraded

around for BD1 promotion in suit after suit...

Just maybe he didn't fucking FEEL like dressing up.

And its the Peoples Choice Awards...

Not exactly Glam material.

I'm guessing he didn't want to go anyway...

He pretty much admitted that

"I don't know why they have me accepting this award"

He did his part.

So back the fuck off.

Leave him alone.

His hair is fine.

His clothes were fine.

Shut up.

Dear Rose...

Bel Ami.

I'm looking forward to this...

They better not let me down and not show it around here.

I want DuRob.

Don't deny me.

Final thoughts.

1. We finally get to see Rob

looking all cute next to Betty White...

And people fucking complain.

Blah Blah Blah.

Just goes to show that no matter what he does

Or how he does it

It's never good enough for some people.

Some just fucking LIVE to whine.

Always waiting for that other shoe to drop
Always looking for the negative.

Always wanting to hate.

Rob was on TV.

He looked wonderful.

He accepted an award.

He was adorable.

Let's leave it at that.

2. I won't even go into the whole seating chart drama.

(OK, maybe a little)

Let's just say...

People spent a considerable amount of time

debating and whining

over whether or not Kristen would show up.

Why would she?

Would you?

Just take the intense scrutiny that Rob received last night...

and multiply that by a million

If Kristen showed up.

Who needs that?

People Choice Awards.

So not worth that.

Kristen can pick her battles.

(WFE premiere for example... heh)

Green Sheep.

3. I adore Tom Sturridge.

But you all know that.

I'm not shy about it.

I love his beard.

I love the way he dresses.

I love most of his hats

(the ratty baseball one needs to be retired)

I love his eyes.

His voice.

His lopsided smile.

And I still do.

Even with impending fatherhood.

Happy Tom

Makes for a

Happy Rose.

This post is brought to you by Cheese.

It goes good with the whine.

(lame? Yeah... but apt. APT!)

Until next time.

Bye for now

Dear George and Tom--

2012-01-07T18:56:00.000-06:00

Are you looking at me? Yeah... I am.

Hi George--

It's been a helluva week for me.

"Real life" stuff.

(yeah... my fake life is just peachy)

I don't make a habit of discussing my personal life

on a Robert/Kristen/Tom Intoxication blog.

So we will leave it at helluva.

"That's my hand on his chest. Mine. He IS mine."

So George...

What is there to talk about?

Not much.

Soho sightings?

NYC sightings?

People picking and choosing on what they

want to believe.

Typical day in the neighborhood.

Would you be mine?

Could you be mine?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

Kristen likes touching Rob's thigh... doesn't she?

So what else, George?

Rob and Kristen are enjoying their down time

TOGETHER.

And honestly George...

If people were SO certain that

Rob and Kristen were just a showmance...

Why do they get so damn angry all the time?

Why so bitter?

I know why George...

Because they KNOW the truth.

They hide behind excuses and rationalizations

but you know how it goes, George

Truth

Fucking

Truth.

Robert and Kristen

Always

End Up

TOGETHER.

Really funny. REALLY funny.

And finally George...

The news of the day.

It made these lyrics go thru my head

all damn day...

I couldn't stop it...

In the shower.

Drying my hair.

Doing laundry...

While I was cooking dinner.

It wouldn't go away

I can think of younger days when living for my life

Was everything a man could want to do.
I could never see tomorrow,
I was never told about the sorrow.

And how can you mend a broken heart?

How can you stop the rain from falling down?

How can you stop the sun from shining?

What makes the world go round?

How can you mend this broken man?

How can a loser ever win?

Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.

What do you think George?

Too sappy for even me?

OK it's really not THAT dramatic...

This was sent to me. Thank You.

Thomas Sturridge.

It's pretty common knowledge how I adore him.

So when the news broke that

Sienna Miller was pregnant

And Tom was the father...

I like this one... He's smiling.

Can you imagine what went through my head?

Can you?

It's not that I thought he was mine, George...

I'm not delirious...

But I often thought he and Sienna were an odd couple.

I will always love you, Thomas.

Some people expect me to hate on Sienna.

But that's not going to happen.

I won't be starting a NonEnna forum

to trash her everyday.

No.

I will admit to being indifferent to Sienna

up to now...

But I understand what she sees in him.

I get why she wants to be with him.

He's Tom.

And now they are going to have a baby...

So all I can say is

If Tom is happy...

Than I'm happy.

Isn't that what matters, George?

If you adore someone...

You want them to find happiness...

And love.

And all that goes with it.

I hope Tom has found that.

I really do.

So that's where I stand today, George.

I really don't have anything to complain about in my life.

I have a family who loves me.

Friends who put up with me.

And two incredible sons.

Who are beautiful and smart and perfect.

Life is good.

Rob and Kristen are happy and in love

And together.

And Tom is happy.

It will be OK.

I promise.

This post is brought to you by one of my favorite

sayings ever...

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you.

I can live without you.

I just don't want to...

Thanks for listening George.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Love Undercover(s)

2012-01-04T12:06:00.000-06:00

This is your mind.

This is your mind without news about Rob and Kristen.

It's kinda purty and all... isn't it?

Not so bad.

Maybe a bit annoying

the pulsing stuff

But all in all...

We can handle it.

Right?

Right.

It's been dry, people.

Parched.

Desolate.

(Seriously, I have a bottle of water next to me

all the damn time now)

We haven't seen Rob since he landed in LA

We haven't seen Kristen since...

Normans Rare Guitars?

Long time.

At least it seems like a long time.

For Rob and Kristen it probably seems like minutes...

When they go under under cover...

Way deep under the covers

(see what I did there?)

When no one sees them

People just make up shit.

Oh sure...

There were some random tweets of Rob being alone

and with Kristen on NYE

But I'm thinking BULLSHIT.

One or two people saw them?
Right.

Right.

They probably just had a private low key get together

with a few friends and family.

So there wasn't anyone ratting them out on Twitter

and trying to steal their personal moments on a camera.

Sounds wonderful.

And then you get the fuckwads who manipulate

OLD pics and try to pass them off as 'new'.

Seriously demented.

"Oh hahaha... watch what happens"

Thing is...

No one except the most desperate fringe

will believe that shit.

And it makes YOU look like a pathetic attention whore

who has to lie and make up stuff

for anyone to even notice you are alive.

Good job.

Man... I miss their faces.

Anyway.

The fact that Rob and Kristen have not been seen

is being twisted to fit any agenda.

Do I have an agenda?

I really don't think I do.

I just think Rob and Kristen are in a long term

loving committed relationship.

That's not really an agenda...

It's fact.

Heh.

But see...

If some people don't SEE Rob and Kristen

glued at the hip in public

Then they can't POSSIBLY be together in private.

Not sure how that works exactly...

But I think after all the work they have done

in public the last few months

They have more than earned their quiet time

Together.

And honestly...

Do you really think Rob would have flown into LA

a few days before NYE for ANY other reason

than to be with Kristen?

Really?

I mean... he could have stayed in London.

Hell...

He could have gone anywhere in the fucking world

he wanted to go.

And he did.

L.A.

With Kristen.

You know it to be true.

Oh yes.

You know it.

True.

This post is brought to you by the word *Fuck*

(crude, I know... but it's a great word)

Tom.

Fuck.

Bel Ami.

DuRob.

And face the fucking music.

Rob and Kristen

Always end up...

Fucking Together.

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen in the New Year

2011-12-31T18:57:00.000-06:00

2012

I like even years.

Even years are good.

I think I'm an even kinda person.

Two Thousand Twelve

will be a GREAT year.

Count on it.

Anyway.

Random end of the year thoughts.

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.

1. Lots (and I mean LOTS) of feedback on

yesterdays 'guest' post.

Some people didn't seem to realize that I didn't

write that post...

But then again...

Reading comprehension is difficult for a lot of people.

I'm guessing even he didn't expect so much chatter

about his opinion

However passionate it may have been.

I agree with most of it.

We have had some heated discussions

on the whole 'pap' thing...

But my friend sees things from a different perspective.

And I appreciate that.

It's always good to see things from a different

point of view...

You live. You learn.

99% of the comments were positive

and of course the people that he targeted

were a bit... annoyed.

Oh well.

Nana Rose

2. For reasons that I cannot begin to fathom...

Whenever the Foaming Fringe get upset with me

They pull the 'Grandma' card.

Still haven't figured out where that came from.

I guess when you need to insult someone

and you really don't have anything to say...

You have to resort to the same old insults like 'fat' or 'ugly'

Granny.

Twirling Granny!

I wish I could convey to you how many laughs

I have gotten over that.

"She's a grandmother!"

Well... I'm not a grandmother

although I hope to be one someday.

And seriously...

Is that really ALL you got?

Oh no!

I'm dare say there are plenty of women in this fandom

who are in fact grandmothers...

And since when is that a BAD thing?

Good Grief.

Surely you can do better than that.

How many sighting will there be?

3. The Rob and Kristen sightings will no

doubt be amped up the next few days.

Rob alone.

Kristen alone.

Rob and Kristen together.

People who think they are funny...

People who just want attention

People who have an agenda.

WhatTheFuckEver.

It's tedious.

99 out of 100 tweets are bullshit lies...

and that makes you doubt the 1 tweet that is true.

Kinda sad that people believe the bullshit.

They swallow it and act like it tastes good.

Sucky people... Suck.

Is it midnight yet?

I'm sure everyone would just love to get a shot

of Rob and Kristen kissing at midnight...

But.

Good luck with that.

Rob and Kristen have a habit of NOT

performing for people's entertainment

And for keeping their relationship to themselves.

IF they go out and someone sees them...

I hope no one says anything until AFTER they are gone.

No tweets.

No pics.

No anything.

Let them have their moment.

Closer...

4. The "Golden" child.

I'm indifferent to that whole thing.

I don't think about Rob and Kristen having babies

I mean...

Don't get me wrong...

I'm sure any babies will be incredibly adorable.

But their future offspring just isn't on my radar.

I know some people get all sappy and cute about

the whole GOLDEN child idea...

It's harmless. All in good fun.

Nothing wrong with that.

Rob and Kristen?

5. Together

end

Always

Kristen

And

Rob

Live it.

Learn it.

Well... if you haven't realized that

Rob and Kristen are together...

Then you just don't want to believe it.

You see things your way...

I see the Truth.

This is what I want more of in 2012

6. Thomas Sturridge

Can I get enough of him in 2012?

Doubt it.

Tom plays hard to get.

I think he likes being the guy

behind the guy.

The guy that the camera isn't usually looking for...

He always seems surprised that people want to take his picture

I mean really?

That beautiful face.

Who doesn't want to see that?

And who doesn't want to see

more of him this coming year?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

7. In all honesty?

I hope you all have a wonderful new year.

Everyone deserves happiness and love.

I hope you all have a fantastic 2012.

Be happy.

Smile.

Love.

Be loved.

Laugh.

Don't be so serious.

Have Fun.

Relax.

And remember...

It will all be OK.

Promise.

Toast the New Year!

Life is good.

Until next year.

Bye for now

Guest Blogger: Don't Feed The Beast

2011-12-30T15:11:00.003-06:00

This was sent to me... from a friend (of a friend)

I liked it.

So here you go.

Dear Rose Readers,

I do not follow your "fandom" that much. I think the word fandom is cute. You seem to have developed a few words that are cute such as Robsten. So cute to smoosh their names together that way. Brilliant really.

I do read Rose's blog because I like how she writes and how her brain works. It makes me smile. In so doing, I keep up with some of the drama surrounding Robert and Kristen. For a long time I've wanted to say some things but have held back. This is Rose's blog with her thoughts and who am I, a non-fandom person, to interfere. However, this recent bit of drivel regarding "poor Rob drinking wine alone" well, it wasn't so different from the usual drivel but it set off something. Maybe other things in my life did that also but here we go. Come along for a ride on the reality train with me.

Point Number One

Do we really need to review that Kristen and Rob are a couple? Really? I know we do because there are still Nonstens or Ninnies or Hyenas or Nonnies who want to believe they are not together. I have a few issues with these people. If you are a Nonsten (or that type) read the next few lines v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y

ROBERT PATTINSON IS NEVER EVER EVER GOING TO MARRY YOU. HE IS NEVER GOING TO LOVE YOU. YOU DO NOT KNOW HIM PERSONALLY. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW HE THINKS. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR HIM.

Are you still a Nonsten? Go read it again until you realize those lines are the absolute truth.

I'm leaving his love for Kristen out of this part purposely because even if (stress the IF) he were not with Kristen (and he is, quite) ROBERT PATTINSON WOULD NEVER BE WITH YOU.

How do I know this? Because for a couple years now I have had the unfortunate experience of seeing candy ass kisses and dolphin and the rest of you on twitter and elsewhere. I have seen the nonstens attack people and make fun of them. I've seen them make pornographic manipulations of Rob and his friends. I've seen them threaten to kill or wish death on people who disagree with them and on Kristen. I've seen them take an Edward Cullen doll on a trip to England to stalk Robert. I've seen them manipulate pictures to zoom in on Rob's crotch. I've seen them lie and be discredited and lie some more.

It is because of these actions that I can assure you, that I would stake my life on the fact that ROBERT PATTINSON IS NOT ONLY DISGUSTED BY YOU BUT WOULD CERTAINLY NEVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH, NOT EVER WOULD HE WANT TO SPEND A MINUTE OF HIS TIME WITH YOU. EVER. You Nonstens are not only annoying and delusional but also very much filled with hate and bitterness. Nothing about Robert is attracted to that. He is attracted to happiness, friendship, respect, intelligence, sweetness, and love. You Nonstens lack those qualities.

Point Number Two

Rob and Kristen are very much a couple. At this point I'm so amazed that some people still doubt it. Now Rose is better at listing the proof but I think anyone who doesn't realize it now is blind or delusional (in which case go back and re-read point one). The people they work with all know it, their families know it, their friends know it and are sometimes a bit nauseated by how much it is true (but that's for another time-ha). When you have directors and producers and other actors talking about how they are a couple, how can people still wonder or deny it? When you have them vacationing together and spending holidays with each other's families, how can you deny it? When you know they live together, how can you deny it? The truth is that it is truly undeniable. Look at them. Look at how he looks at her. Look at how he adores her. Look at how she looks at him. Look at how she adores him. While both are talented, neither is capable of faking that type of love. Its rare and treasured by them both. If you have a heart and eyes, you see it. Appreciate it because it doesn't happen that often in this world. Normal people would feel happy just to see two people so in love. Be normal and enjoy it.

Point Number Three

Twitter is fucked up. I just read a tweet that Robert was at a wine bar last night, sitting alone in LA and being sad. Alrighty, let's think about this because these types of tweets happen daily or maybe hourly. The problem is you in the fandom believe it and get all worked up about it. Let's put on our thinking caps please. Rob is in LA-Hollywood to be precise and he is at a bar that is open to the public on a Thursday night during a holiday week. Lots of people out and about I imagine. This was not Soho House so there's no club mentality where people respect his privacy. He was sitting there for a long time and was noticed by only one person? And NOBODY else who was there saw him? And NOBODY else IN LOS FUCKING ANGELES took his picture? REALLY?

It doesn't cross your mind when you read this tweet that "hmmmm, that's kind of hard to believe isn't it?" I mean, the guy is on billboards, newspapers, magazines, and everywhere else his mug can be plastered. Los Angeles is obsessed with celebrity and yet, one of the most famous faces in the world sits in a bar in Hollywood and nobody takes a picture. Everyone has a camera phone these days so what happened? I'll tell you what happened...whoever wrote the tweet either was honestly mistaken or lied. Not getting into why someone would lie but those are the only possibilities because there is NO FUCKING WAY IN LOS FUCKING ANGELES THAT ROBERT FUCKING PATTINSON WOULD GO TO A FUCKING BAR BY HIMSELF AND NOT BE PHOTOGRAPHED.

Point Number Four

Apply this same logic to all the other "sightings" of Rob with models or Kristen with random men. Its not just a matter of "pics or it didn't happen" but use some common sense.

And apply it to all the models/sluts/strippers that Rob has supposedly been fucking for the last 4 years. He's painted by some of the Nonstens or whatever they are as this manwhore but let's think this one over. The tabloids would pay HUGE money for a story like this. They paid for Tiger Woods and Ashton and all the other celebs who cheat. Sleep with the celebrity, tell your tale and you make some serious cash. So, we are to believe that Robert has and continues to run around London, Hollywood, or wherever else he is, sleeping with hundreds or maybe thousands of women and yet, NOT ONE of these morally-lacking bimbos will sell him out. WOW Robert must have some magical ability to sniff out the very women who will not only immediately sleep with him but will also never mention it to anyone, ever. Shit he should stop acting and start teaching this to other celebrities because he could make a fucking fortune. Oh wait, I know, Robert is actually a serial killer and after he sleeps with them he kills them. Wonder where he hides the bodies. Again, that is more likely than believing he has whored his way around for the last four years yet NOT ONE OF HIS CONQUESTS has come forward to earn some quick bucks.

Point Number Five

Robert and Kristen are only together to promote Twilight. Ah yes, my favourite excuse is the PR lie. Rose has discussed this at length but if Rob and Kris were together only to promote a movie does it dawn on you who claim this that they would then be more open about their "fake" relationship? Seriously, wouldn't they be going out of their way to be all Eddy and Bella-ish? That would be the logical thing. Instead they keep it private and guard it fiercely. Sometimes it leaks out a bit around the edges...he gazes at her too lovingly, she spills over unknowingly in front of a then-unknown reporter about her "English boyfriend" but in general they keep what is private, private. When, in the history of film has a couple that is actually not together, continued a fauxmance for years and years. Even when the studios "owned" the actors, they might arrange some publicity dates but living together, family holidays, and NO links with anyone else for years? Really? The PR excuse is lame. Stop using it. If you are going to lie at least come up with something that makes sense. This one is beneath even you Nonstens.

Point Number Six

This is for those of you that believe Robert is not good enough for Kristen OR Kristen is not good enough for Robert. Where to start? The first issue I have with this type of argument is that it assumes the speaker knows something about Rob and Kristen. Unless you actually do, in fact, know them, realize that the slice you might see during an interview or public appearance is not enough for you to claim to know what is best for them. Do you know they send actors to classes to learn how to be interviewed? Tis true. So while both are honest (sometimes to a fault where Rob is concerned) they are not the same on Jay Leno as they are when they are off duty and just being themselves. The second issue is that I find it insulting on behalf of Kris and Rob that you who argue this way seem to think they are too thick to know what they want. These two are quite intelligent and well-read. They are young but they have both led very adult lives for some time now. They know what they want and they want each other. Neither is a doormat nor so desperate for the other that they would put up with being treated poorly. You do not know what is best for them so stop assuming that you do. They love each other. They treat each other well. They are happy. Be happy for them or ignore them but don't pretend to play God and send messages about how bad one is for the other. If one were bad for the other, they would end. They have a rare mutual respect and both would not take even the smallest chance of hurting the other. Are they perfect? No-they have fights but the base of their relationship is respect and love. When they want your input they will ask for it but I wouldn't hold your breath on that request coming in this lifetime.

Point Number Seven

Obsessing over them and their whereabouts. Now I understand that there are fans who love the idea of them being together and that is great. Who doesn't love to see two people in love and especially when they are attractive, intelligent people. Only here's the thing...they aren't Bella and Edward. You did not buy a movie ticket that entitles you to know every detail of every minute of their lives. If you are their fans, stop feeding the paparazzi and tabloids who pay photographers to stalk and chase them. Don't frequent the sites of these sharks. I realize you want to see them holding hands walking Bear or having dinner out or whatever activity they are doing but, could you possibly deny your desire so that they could have a shot at a more normal life. It doesn't mean you would NEVER see them but, here's a newsflash, the tabloids and websites know your fandom is a bit wacko. They KNOW you people will FLOOD their websites or buy their rags if they can snap a picture. Your fandom is different than others for that fact. The mere hysteria that occurs if one of them is caught buying a guitar is unprecedented. Please, tone it down. If you have an inkling of true respect for them, if there is a tiny bit of your soul that actually cares about them and the quality of their lives, back off and stop feeding the very beast that makes them hide. Does it really matter that much if you get a picture of them eating in a restaurant being videotaped unknowingly by some creature at another table? Was that really necessary or just creepy and sad? What about the pap who took pictures of them inside their flat through a window? Is that really so important to you that you endorse and support them being stalked? The constant airport pictures are the same thing. Do you like the idea of Kristen having to fight through a pack of grown men who shout things at her to get her attention that are lewd and obscene? Is THAT worth it to YOU? Last time she went through an airport the photographer was asking "do you like sucking Rob's cock" and "do you swallow?" Do you think that is something you would enjoy or, if you have children, would you like someone screaming that at your child? I doubt it and yet, you feed the beast. You go to the websites and fuel it by looking. They get a million hits and send out 10 more photographers next time who employ even seedier methods. Stop it, if you care at all about them AT ALL, stop going to the sites and stop feeding the beast.

Point Number Eight

Stop talking about the Golden Child. Its weird. She's 21 and in the middle of a busy career. Maybe they will have kids someday. Maybe they won't. For those of you over the age of 14, did you ever date someone and have parents or friends ask when you would marry or whatever. Its awkward. Cut it out.

Point Number Nine

The true freaks of this fandom need to stop getting ANY attention. I understand that at one time there was a little war between those who believed there was a relationship and those who did not. The war is over and the believers won. If you are a believer, congratulations and STOP FIGHTING. You don't need to go to the tumblers and tweets of those lunatics who carry the Edward dolls and make the horrible manipulations and threaten their lives. Just IGNORE THEM as it will do two good things. First, it will drive the lunatics batshit crazy. Truly they will go mental when they realize how ignored they have become. Second, your life will be better. Don't give any of your thoughts, time or energy to anything that depraved and negative. Ignore them please and be happy in your own lives. Don't argue and be petty with them. Its over. You won. Now go live a lovely life.

--FOAF

**************************************************************************************************

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen- Only Tweet Will Tell

2011-12-27T16:13:00.000-06:00

Make it stop!

Have we been déjà vued on our déjà vu?

I think we have.

Look at my post from a year ago...

It's scary.

http://pattinsonintoxication.blogspot.com/2010/12/robert-and-kristen-deja-vu.html

Yes folks

We have all been déjà fucking vued

Wait.

Rob shows up in a pub on Christmas Eve...

People scream 'WHERE IS KRISTEN??"

Even though...

Rob showed up in a pub on Christmas Eve last year...

and then proceeded to kiss in the New Year with Kristen by his side.

But that is somehow forgotten.

Of course it is.

People would rather dwell on bullshit drama.

Self inflicted bullshit drama.

Which is worse.

Because there really isn't ANYthing wrong

the only place there are problems

is in the lunatic fringe mind.

He looks thrilled... doesn't he?

So anyway.

Blah blah blah.

Same story

Different year.

What caught my eye in these pics?

Robert.

Looking like a fat house cat...

(nursing his sore blunt tongue?)

Seriously.

Kristen must have been cooking a lot

of great food for him in LA

Cuz her English boyfriend...

well...

He's looking mighty well fed.

Lunatic Fringe

So what do we really have here folks?

We have the Ninnies hoping against hope...

Foaming against foam...

That Kristen stays in LA for New Years Eve

and hangs out with friends and goes to a concert.

Oh.

And lets not forget.

Rob needs to stay FAR AWAY from her!

And then...

We have the Nonberts

(Silly name, but what can you do? They are all silly names)

Hoping against hope

Foaming against foam...

That Kristen stays in LA for New Years Eve

and hangs out with friends and goes to a concert.

Oh.

And lets not forget.

Rob needs to stay FAR AWAY from her!

Wow.

This fandom is F.U.B.A.R.

Fucked

Beyond

All

Recognition.

People on complete opposites sides of the spectrum.

Love Rob- Hate Kristen

Love Kristen- Hate Rob

Want the same damn thing!

Isn't that scary?

I think they are both rather pathetic

to be honest...

Hate is fucking hate.

And hating someone for not being 'good' enough

for someone that you are a fan of...

Hating someone because YOU aren't happy

with their relationship.

Well..

Did I happen to mention FUBAR?

Yes. She's laughing AT you.

This is how I picture Kristen right now.

Laughing.

Having fun.

Maybe pointing at something or someone

not believing how incredibly fucked up they are.

I mean...

I care about Rob and Kristen.

I've never denied that.

And I enjoy the speculation.

No doubt about it.

But I don't get myself all worked up in a foamy lather

wondering where she is and when she is going to be

somewhere else and who she is going to be with.

I mean come on people.

Come away from the edge.

It's going to be OK.

No matter WHAT happens the next few days

(and I will get into that in a moment)

It won't affect your life.

Right?

Tell me it won't affect your life.

Kristen is right about... here.

I try to be a 'good' fan and hope that

Rob and Kristen can move about undetected...

But the foaming is more bitter than usual

this time of year.

And sometimes you have to hope for a picture

to just shut them all the hell up.

All of them.

Everyone.

Even me.

Ha.

So we wait.

Tick Tock on the Clock.

Kristen just looks so comfy there...

Will Rob stay in the UK

and wait for Kristen's arrival?

Will Kristen stay in LA

and wait for Robert's arrival?

Is IOW3 even feasible at this point?

New Years Eve Tradition?

Only time will tell.

Or someone who happens to see them

So...

Maybe it should be...

Only tweet will tell.

Only time will tweet.

Something like that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *D*

D for DEEP

Take a DEEP breath.

Relax.

It will be OK.

I promise.

Does that pout come naturally?

D for Delicious.

That would be Thomas.

Have you ever noticed that he has a lopsided smile?

I have.

It's absolutely adorable.

Just like him.

367.

And last but not least...

Repeat after me

(you know it by now)

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up

TOGETHER.

Until then.

Bye for now

Where Rob Goes... Kristen Will Be.

2011-12-23T16:53:00.000-06:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I really don't want to dwell on negative stuff this weekend...

You know

Being Christmas and all.

And I know not everyone celebrates the holidays

or they do it in their own way...

So I just wanted to wish everyone

a warm, loving and wonderful Holiday.

Whatever you do.

I hope you happy and smiling doing it.

So a couple of thoughts...

1. An actual sighting of Kristen.

One we know to be true.

Not made up.

Not fake.

No agenda.

Kristen hanging out at Norman's Rare Guitars...

One of Robert's favorite places.

Buying stuff.

You know...

For the guitar player in her life.

I like Norman.

I wish Norman would hire me.

2. Robert was seen at LAX.

Lo and behold

I guess he was in LA the whole time?

Hmmm.

And we STILL haven't seen hide nor hair of the boy

And I'm imagining a lot of hair right now.

Heh.

Kinda amusing.

But again...

I'm liking that Rob and to a lesser degree Kristen

have managed to stay out of sight.

I like it a lot.

Tons.

People seem to think that just because we don't see them

they somehow cease to exist.

Like the whole time Rob and Kristen spent together in LA

is somehow null and void because Rob was spotted at LAX.

(Just like the whole time they were together in London)

Where do you think he was dear hearts?

Really?

And such an uproar over the possibility of him going to London

Alone.

He's never alone for long, is he?

So what if he flies over a few days ahead of Kristen?

He's done it before.

Big deal.

It's really too bad Rob and Kristen didn't get

your stamp of approval on how they spend their holidays.

If they left together...

Kristen would be a clingy famewhore who doesn't have any friends

and doesn't care about being with her family...

If Kristen doesn't go with Rob

then of course...

Rob doesn't care to spend Christmas with her

Its not important enough for either of them to bother.

So there you go.

Now everyone will be on the edge of their seats...

Waiting to see if Rob truly does show up in London

and when Kristen will follow.

Will they ring in New Years together?

Will there be an IOW3?

Did IOW2 ever really happen or was it all staged?

Who shot JFK?

Was Tom on the grassy knoll?

Will some young fan get pics of our sweet couple

out and about on Boxing day?

Did we really land on the moon?

Where's Bear?

Only time will tell...

I say this...

Wherever Rob goes... Kristen will be.

3. Bel Ami.

Well... Holy Hell.

We get to see smexy greasy, angry Rob.

And he IS kinda greasy, isn't he?

Kinda reminds you of the early Robert days...

Being all wrinkled and unkempt...

Charming and adorkable.

Bel Ami looks wonderful.

Delicious.

Now that is something to be on the edge of you chair for.

Right?

4. RobStenation is a wonderful blog.

Run by a wonderful girl.

She's sweet and kind and tries to stay away from the drama...

If you are looking for all things Robert and Kristen?

RobStenation is the place to go.

So recently they have been putting together these amazing posts

Looking back on Rob and Kristen's 2011.

So much fun to go back thru all the wonderful Rob/Kris moments

She has put up 3 parts so far...

http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2011/12/rob-and-kristen-look-back-2011-part-1.html

http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2011/12/rob-and-kristen-look-back-2011-part-2.html

http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2011/12/rob-and-kristen-look-back-2011-part-3.html

If you haven't read these posts...

What are you waiting for?

Get on it!

It's nice to see the positive sweet Rob/Kris moments...

Makes you feel all warm and smiley inside.

Thanks S (love you!)

5. Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge.

I like the hat.

Very festive.

I kinda liked the rabbit mask better...

But you can never go wrong with a picture of Tom.

Never.

Ever.

Three.

Six.

Seven.

This post is brought to you by Merry, Joy and Happy.

I hope you find them all this holiday season

and beyond.

Bye for now.

Happy Birthday Thomas Sidney Jerome!

2011-12-21T12:52:00.000-06:00

I don't feel particularly sarcastic today...

It's Tom Sturridge's birthday.

Quite simple, really.

It's pretty obvious

(come on guys)

That I absolutely ADORE Tom.

Absolutely.

So when his birthday rolls around...

Well...

I have to do SOMETHING.

I could put this post into relationship to Robert and Kristen...

Tom's own words about Rob.

"We went to school together, and then we lived together for a bit, so we’ve been friends and more for what feels like our whole lives.

I mean, we are friends. He’s my best friend, and that’s it. He’s like a brother to me, you know? We have the same group of friends, and I’m friends with all of them, not just him.

(pause) I really don’t want to talk about him. It’s just weird, you know? I want to respect his privacy, since he doesn’t have much of it anymore. I mean, I’d do the same for any of my friends."

"When you agree to be interviewed, it's an opportunity to review your own moronic-ness" he says. "It's OK if I come across as a complete idiot, but it's not fair for me to describe or refer to anyone else. Anyone can be tainted by my mention of them".

One of Tom's (many) charms is his loyalty to his friends.

He gets asked a lot about Robert, naturally...

And he never uses his friendship for his own purposes.

You gotta love him.

And of course...

Over the past 3 years

Tom has become good friends with his best friends girl.

He takes care of her.

He shields her.

He steps in when Robert can't be there.

What does Tom say about Kristen?

“It was so terrifying entering into that world and what was great was just having someone that I knew and actually working with her. She's just a fucking extraordinary actress, just really, really extraordinary and it's astonishing just to see her do her job.”

Yeah.

Fucking extraordinary is what I would use to describe Tom.

There honestly isn't anything much better than

seeing Tom smile.

Except maybe laugh.

And seeing Tom smile...

Makes ME smile.

Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge.

He is so much more than 'Sienna Millers boyfriend'

'Robert Pattinson's best friend'

He can stand on his own.

And he looks beautiful doing so.

Yes.

Beautiful.

Some guys don't like being called beautiful...

But.

Thomas IS beautiful.

Even with all that hair and that beard...

He is classically handsome.

And his voice?

His accent?

Makes me all melty.

And yes... MELTY is a word.

Watch and listen.
Melty.

So what else is there to say?

I hope Tom finds happiness and love

and his day is filled with friends and laughter.

Good people deserve good things.
Tom is good people.

One last thing...

I found this picture today.

Tom with a bunny mask.

As in

Cute.

As a

Bunny.

I love and adore you Thomas Sturridge.

Blow out the candles on your cake

and make a wish...

I hope it comes true.

Final Birthday thoughts?

1. Happy Birthday Tom!

2. Happy Birthday Marcus!

3. Yeah... I know I didn't go into my usual

Robert and Kristen always end up together thing...

But

You KNOW they do.

They will.

They ARE.

4. Do I have a four?

5. I'm THRILLED that Rob and Kristen remain

under the cloak of invisibility.

It makes me GIDDY

I love the thought of Rob and Kristen

finding peace and privacy

and being able to spend their holidays together

the way they want to.

Wouldn't that be lovely?

6. Happy Birthday Tom!!

7. I don't seem to have a seven either.

8. It's almost Christmas!

I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend

no matter how you choose to spend your time.

9. Nope... Nothing.

10. This post is brought to you by bunnies and balloons

and birthdays.

and 367 Green Sheep.

Forever.

Happy Birthday Dear Thomas...

Happy Birthday to you.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Love is All Around Us

2011-12-16T12:28:00.000-06:00

Rob? Is that you?

How long has it been since we've seen Robert?

I honestly couldn't tell you.

I know he's supposedly been "seen"

here, there and everywhere...

But when was the last time we actually saw him?

Thus we are in another drought.

Oh hell...

He could go away for a weekend and people

are parched for a sighting...

But I have a feeling this time...

This time we might be thirsty and delirious for a while.

See...

That's the deal with droughts...

People hallucinate.

It's kinda amusing, too...

Last weekend Rob was supposedly in London...

No.. there weren't pics or anything of that sort.

Someone saw him at an 'after after' party with Kristen.

A few days later

Kristen is on a plane back to LA.

WELL!

So how does this work exactly now?

Hmmm.

Hater Fringe denied Rob was in London at all...

But NOW that Kristen is back in LA

Well... lo and behold

He WAS in London and remains there!

(but let us not forget he was snuggling with Kristen)

I love how everyone seems to know their plans for the holidays

Like they pinned up their itinerary on the

fandom bulletin board for ALL to see!

Please.

Is that an IN-N-OUT wrapper?

And where IS Robert Pattinson?

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

I love it.

I truly do.

All this twitching over where he is

and where he will be.

(and of course who he will be with)

My thoughts?

1. Where is Robert?

With Kristen.

2. Where will he go?

Probably here... then there.

3. Who will he be with?

IOW3 New Year?

Come on now...

Haven't you been paying attention?

What did Kristen say in that interview?

"I spent my last two New Years here (in London)...

They were fucking incredible"

Who do you think he will be with?

Kristen.

Always Kristen.

Sure...

They might have to switch it up a bit

since so many people know what they do and where they go

but I bet they will figure something out.

It's actually quite amazing how much Rob and Kristen

see each other that is never known about

until months later when 'private' pics are leaked

(think of all the times we don't see pics!!)

and we see them together at weddings...

or christenings...

or just spending the holidays with the family

All those times they get in and out

without nary anyone being the wiser.

Kinda puts the kibosh on the whole

"they never spend time together" bullshit.

Because they do.

We just don't see it.

And that's the way is should be.

Christmas is Nothing without YOU.

So yeah.

It's just my ever so humble opinion

that not only are Robert and Kristen together right now...

But they will remain so throughout the holidays.

Just a thought.

Heh.

Home is where the Heart is...

You know how it goes...

When you are in a serious relationship

You start making your own traditions

about where and how you spend the holidays.

You may have to find time to be with each of your families

But you always do it

TOGETHER.

Don't go under the mistletoe... with anyone else but me.

I bet Kristen is happy to be back in LA...

Trying to get stuff together for Christmas.

Maybe figuring out a way to wrap herself up for Rob

because we all know that she is all he wants.

And honestly...

Don't you feel like 2012 will be

FanFUCKINGtastic?

It's like these wonderful positive vibes

are hitting me all over the place...

Kinda making me giggle

and...

TWIRL!

Yeah.

I feel like Twirling.

I've been too busy lately to have the time...

But this is that time of year

Happy Twirling!

Happy is good.

It's nice to be cheerful this time of year...

And especially nice that

two lovely people have found each other

and they will have

Peace

Quiet

and

LOVE

this holiday season.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for

Together.

Yes.

I'm going to say it.

Robert and Kristen

Always

End up

TOGETHER.

T for

Truth is Truth.

You know it's true.

"I feel it in my fingers...

I feel it in my toes.

Love is all around me

And so the feeling grows."

Corny?

Hell yeah.

But like I said...

Truth is fucking truth.

And T is for

Green. Sheep. Forever.

Thomas Sturridge.

Of course.

And I love this picture of him...

I was trying to figure out exactly why

(besides the obvious adorableness)

and then it hit me.

He's smiling.

You don't get to see Tom do that very often in public.

I love his smile.

Is there anything better than Tom and Rob laughing? Not much...

It lights up his whole face...

Especially his eyes.

Those incredible blue eyes.

OK. OK.

I will stop.

For now.

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- All Will Away in the Bucking.

2011-12-12T17:26:00.000-06:00

Riding in cars with boys...

So gather round ye water cooler...

and lets see what happened over the weekend

in the

TWILIGHT ZONE!

Well...

Some people are still clinging to the whole Caitlin thing.

Oops.

I mean Reese.

Wait.

Ashley.

Shit.

Hell...

Who was it who sat in a car with Rob?

You remember... right?

Come on... We can squish a few more people in...

Oh it doesn't really matter, does it?

Nope.

Because whenever Rob isn't in the same zip code as Kristen

He is automatically WITH any female he happens

to share the same air with.

Emilie.

Reese.

Caitlin.

Ashley.

Sarah.

It doesn't matter who really...

as long as its NOT Kristen.

Robert never did anything inappropriate

with any of the above...

Besides being in a work situation.
(unlike his consistent kissing/living with/hand-holding with Kristen)

So I guess the desperate will continue to ...

well...

Be desperate.

ABK indeed.

Whose burning who?

I've been getting a lot of email telling me who to follow...

or not follow.

Really?

First off...

Who goes through someones 'follow' list?

Second off...

Why do you care who I follow or not?

Third off...

Maybe some of you prefer surrounding yourself

with all the same same same on Twitter...

(ZZZzzZzZZzzZ wake me up before you go go)

But I actually prefer a little difference of opinion.

The occasional change of pace.

How one dimensional are you?

Not everyone I follow is because I like them.

In fact...

There are quite a few people I don't really care for

that I kinda find interesting .

So.

Please.

Monitor yourself.

I'm pretty sure there isn't any such thing

as the Twitter Police.

Fourth off.

I don't care who you follow.

I really don't.

But if you tell me NOT to follow someone...

that almost immediately makes them more interesting to me.

It's a vicious cycle.

Exit Strategy? BWA.HA.HA.HA.HA!

Rob is that YOU?

Oh dear.
Oh my.
People so want to know where Robert is right now.
Is he in LA eating Taco Bell?
Is he holding hands with Kristen in London?
Again.
I love how people clutch onto these random tweets.
If it puts Rob FAR away from London
then he must be the guy sitting in that bar!
If it puts Rob next to Kristen
then he must be holding her hand at an afterparty.
Geez.
Louise.
And then you have to put up with all the
self righteous indignation
from the 'know-it-all" soapboxers.
Shut up.

ANYway...

December/January
are the most magical months
of the Rob/Kristen year!
(Is that true? Not sure... but they are usually FUN!)

First kiss of the New Year!

Where is Robert?
Where is Kristen?

It doesn't matter...
It ALL comes out in the wash.

Washer Machine...

"We'll find out sooner or later what's going on,

and we needn't worry about it now."

Something like that.

Besides people...

Come on now.

You know the truth.

It's right in front of your nose.

Look.

See it?

Damage Control? Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha!

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

As always.

Sooner.

Later.

Now.

Then.

This post is brought to you by Kismet.

Fate.

Destiny.

That is Robert and Kristen.

And by Tom Sturridge.

367

I think it was kismet

that I would adore him so.

Because here I am.

Adoring him.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Déjà vu

2011-12-08T12:40:00.000-06:00

The Lunatic Fringe

Wow.

The bullshit continues.

Rob climbs into a car with a female

and it becomes MAJOR news.

I wonder if she was some ugly hag if it would play out like this?

Probably not.

Let's face it.

People are idiots.

And this fandom is made up of lunatics

whose every waking moment is based on

what Rob and Kristen are doing today.

Or not doing.

Or who they are doing it with.

And why they are doing it

and where they are doing it

and how they are doing it.

So much Hub Bub (Bub)

About Rob getting into a car.

Repeat after me.

Rob

Got

Into

Car.

That's all he did.

No incriminating evidence to anything of the contrary.

Besides...

We've seen better.

Much better.

Laughing?

Check.

Hand on thigh?

Check.

Hand holding wrist?

Check.

And remember this?

Rob and Kristen leaving some cast thingy...

Note Robert's hair.

Just remember it.

Oh here we have them inside the limo...

Lots of room in that car...

Yet

Their legs are all intertwined around each other...

And are you still looking at Rob's hair?

And BAM.

Here's the Limo driver with Rob and Kristen...

Back at their hotel.

Um.

Remember Rob's hair IN the Limo?

What do you think he was doing during the ride?

Sticking his head out the window?

I mean...

That is some seriously mussed up hair.

Kinda looks like someone was maybe pulling their fingers

through his hair while passionately making out...

Kristen does have that

cat who ate the canary look on her face.

Heh.

My point?

Oh fuck you.

You know my point.

Show me Rob and any other girl

that he has done the following

consistently for the past 3 years...

Keep in mind...

That the one above was just taken weeks ago...

Show me Rob with anyone else...

Or Kristen with anyone else

in these kind of situations

Holding hands.

Together.

On airplanes...

Premieres...

Backstage...

At private weddings...

and vacations.

Show me Rob holding someone else

during the Christmas holidays...

in his parents home...

since he has been with Kristen

See.

THAT is what proves a relationship.

Not a random picture of someone sharing a car.

Rob and Kristen are consistently together

Year after year.

In intimate settings...

Private settings.

They

Always

End

TOGETHER.

Get back to me if you can show me

anyone else who has been in his life...

Who has SHARED his life

Like Kristen has.

I'll wait.

This post is brought to you by the OBVIOUS.

1. Robert and Kristen sharing their lives TOGETHER.

2. The cries of "Exit Strategy" will soon be replaced

by "Damage Control"

3. The Fringe just like to whine and piss and moan

about anything.

Everything is drama.

They are never happy.

They are never satisfied.

They are the Dementors of this fandom...

trying to suck the fun and happiness out of every moment.

4. And by the fact that Thomas obviously adores Kristen...

How completely cute is this picture??

Oh how wonderful it must be to be Kristen Stewart.

Obviously.

Damn.

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen-- You Don't Own Them

2011-12-05T19:14:00.000-06:00

** WARNING WARNING**

Yes.

I'm going to talk about the latest drama.

Come on...

You knew I would

It's what I do!

J.F.C.

That's really the meat of what I have to say.

I'm not going to use the pap pics from the other night

because Robert looked pissed off.

Robert sounded pissed off.

And I imagine when he found out the paps had been called...

He was pissed off.

Thing is...

Rob got in a clown car filled with like 100 other people

(Relax, I know it wasn't 100... but that car was packed full)

and one of those people happened to be an attractive actress.

That is the sound of the Foamy Fringe.

Hater Fringe.

Needy Fringe.

Drama Fringe.

They won't shut up.

Hating Rob for getting into a car.

Next to someone of the opposite sex.

End

The
World.

"How dare he do that to Kristen!"

Yeah.

Getting into a car is pretty risque.

I can see why the Foam is a flying over that.

It's really too bad that Robert doesn't let the fringe

dictate what he does in his life...

It's really too bad that people forget that a week ago

Robert was in Kristen's bed.

(Oh shut up... you know he was)

And how quickly and easily they are to forget the 10 days

they spent together living in the SAME flat.

Going out.

Cuddling in bars.

Kissing in clubs.

Being all sweet and cute.

Are you really a fan of Robert?

Do you really think he would just jump from Kristen to

some random chick within a week?

Hasn't he said time and time again how he values relationships

and haven't his actions proven his loyalty and commitment?

Do you listen to anything he says?

Do you hear him at all?

And Kristen.

Do you think so poorly of her that Rob would just flaunt

some affair for all the world to see?

Do you think Kristen is some sort of consolation prize?

Kristen doesn't come across as needy and insecure...

She's not a fool.

You don't think she knows exactly what is going

on with Robert?

Please.

I will almost guarantee you one thing.

Rob and Kristen aren't losing their shit over this lame drama.

This is NOTHING.

They know what is going on.

They know each other.

This post is brought to you by drama.

It's self inflicted, people.

Rob and Kristen don't have to deal with this bullshit.

They don't give a shit if we approve of their choices

or what they do with their nights out or who they are seen with.

They don't live their lives to please us.

So stop condemning them for not living up to your standards

You are the ones who are insecure and needy.

Not them.

What happens when Rob shows up back in London...

Or Kristen shows up in LA?

Together.

Because you know...

They

Always

End

TOGETHER.

Wait and see.

And this post is brought to you by my complete

and utter devotion to Thomas Sturridge.

Green Fucking Sheep

Goodness.

Bye for now

Dear George and Rob and Kristen

2011-12-03T18:25:00.000-06:00

I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

Hi George--

I'm sorry I haven't written in a while... but you know how it goes.

I always have good intentions of writing to you more often...

I really do.

But I just don't have as much free time as I used to.

Remember when I used to post everyday?

I know.

I can't imagine doing that now.

Especially now that we are now in the beginnings of a drought.

I think I see Rob...

This fandom is pretty funny when it comes to droughts, George.

I mean...

Rob can not show up for just a few days

And people are throwing themselves off the highest building.

And I know I always try and talk a good game, George...

I act like I want some down time

Like what's good for Rob and Kristen

is exactly what Rose wants...

Yeah.

Right.

Is it selfish to 'miss' them?

I'm not sure.

But I do... just the same.

Hey there... You with the stars in your eyes...

This fandom is so greedy, George.

Nothing is ever enough.

No matter what we get a picture of...

There will always be complaining.

It's not clear enough.

Its not close enough.

They aren't smiling enough

They aren't touching enough

Enough.

Will anything ever be enough?

No.

I'm afraid it will never be.

It's part of the reason that Robert and Kristen

have decided to not share their relationship with everyone.

Where does the sharing end?

How many interviews...

How many pictures...

How much is enough?

It's better to please each other

and live their life the way they want to live it.

You know how the song goes, George...

"But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see you can't please everyone so
You got to please yourself."

Sounds about right.

You're just too good to be true...

I get a lot of email, George...

And most of it is quite nice.

Supportive. Funny. Sweet.

But yeah...

You know I get Hater-Fringe Mail.

I'm still not sure why they feel the need to let

me in on what they are thinking.

Does it mean something to them if I know?
Why does it matter, George? Why?

But I will say this...

The more desperate they become

The more hilarious the emails.

I'm not sure who these people are, George...

I mean...

it very well could be one person using various names.

But while I think that sounds like a lot of work

just to insult little ol' me...

I guess this is what they do.

Here are some tidbits

Enjoy, George...

(I left all errors in... makes it even funnier somehow.)

1. Rob talks about marrying his fans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure he is with kristen rose,that is why he said he would marry his fans,what a way to show respect to his so called gf...NOT HAHAHAHAHA he just disrespected Kristen in the worst way possible.

Huh?

2. LOL single rob is back,when was the last time you saw him so close to a fan while taking a photo?oh i know it was in 2009,before he and kristen got together,oh poor shippers

If you say so...

3. Why is Rob posing for pics all over again SO INTIMATELY with.....ready for it??........ his fav BLONDES! Shipper loons, that is a B1TCHSLAP right there for u and kristen alike from Rob himself. HUHAAHAAAA

S C A R Y

4. You and the other robsteners should be prepared for a not so good news that will come out in the next days. Just an advice. xoxo.
oh and btw,he is not in London.

But... he WAS in London!

5. so rob was spotted traveling back to la alone today rose,lol suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they are still a couple the boy couldnt wait another day for her to fly back with her?ouch

and before you start saying they were together during the weekend...remember dear rose there is no proof they even saw each other while he was london,yeah the two times he went there after september there is no proof they even saw each other,his family and friends are there you know?

P.S:get yout tissues ready you will need them this week.starting thrusday.

I wasn't the one who needed tissues...

6. if rob and kristen are still together and fine then why rob left london today alone?why he didnt stay to fly back with her in a couple of days?why rose?:(

7. it will be OBVIOUS to everyone including you starting this week that they are no longer together.

Still waiting on this one...

8. are you ready to cry this week rose?because after thrusday is will be OBVIOUS to everyone your precious couple isnt together anymore,get ready.

And waiting...

9. because you and your shippers friends will be doing a lot of crying the next days starting today,OBVIOUS is the word of the month indeed rose,as in it will be OBVIOUS how they are no more together starting by today.get ready.

Guess what? Still waiting...

10. Get ready bitch. Akira is happening. Expect an announcement next week.the heart wants what the heart wants and kristen heart wants garrett now,he is her one and only reason to do the movie and everyone including the paps in VC knows this,karma is a bitch and your robbie boy is about to become MA 2.0.HAHAHAHAHAHA

Robbie boy?

So there you have just some of my latest emails...

Nice huh?

I know some people think I shouldn't discuss this here

That I should just talk about Rob/Kristens career.

Well.

I do that.

But I also talk about Rob and Kristen... together.

Because its lovely to see

and it makes so many people happy.

And yeah...

Sometimes the foam seeps in, George.

And I talk about that, too.

Take it.

Leave it.

Fuck off.

Yep.

There has been a lot of chatter about Nikki Reed, George.

I wasn't sure I even wanted to bring her up.

Nikki has quickly become irrelevant.

And she knows it.

But she is the one who keeps spewing her bullshit.

Some people believe that Nikki is hated because she

was supposedly with Rob before Kristen.

To that I say

Are you fucking kidding me?

First...

I never cared for Nikki.

Even before I thought Rob and Kristen were together.

I never liked the way she attached herself to whoever

could get her the most attention.

She just seemed fake and insincere.

She was the one who hung all over Kristen (and Rob)

Not the other way around.

And I found it very annoying.

And Rob?

Personally I don't think there was anything beyond friendship there.

Nikki has stated on several occasions that there wasn't anything

between her and Rob

And come on... if there were she would have

talked about it in some way before now.

And its pretty obvious that once Rob met Kristen...

He only had eyes for her.
Yes... Rob and Nikki were friends

and they hung out together.

So what?

That automatically means they slept together?

You know what I mean... Right George?

This is it. You are DEAD to me.

Yeah.

this is all OLD news.

But Nikki is the one who keeps ripping off the scab...

I think Nikki liked Rob.

Really liked Rob.

And I think Nikki was pissed that Rob liked Kristen.

And I think that perhaps Nikki pushed a little too far

a little too much

a little too hard

and she fucked up.

Big time.

Because its as plain as Nikki's agenda

that Robert wants absolutely NOTHING to do with her.

So...

Nikki should focus on Paul McDonald and their farm

E I E I O

And stop being a Ninnie.

(heh)

Right George?

Right.

Shaggy and Scrappy Do.

And before I sign off, George...

Just one more thing.

I absolutely adore Tom Sturridge.

You knew that didn't you, George?

I kinda talk about him a lot.

Can't seem to help it...

He is always on my mind lately...

Oh Thomas... You intoxicate me...

So with that...

I will bid you adieu sweet George.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Always End Up Together

2011-11-30T11:24:00.000-06:00

Wonky Walk

How adorable is Robert?

Truly.

So dorky and goofy and sweet.

Don't you just look at him...

and smile?

Anyway.

So Robert landed back in LA yesterday.

and guess what happened next?

What's a day without Drama?

Yeah.

Of course there was drama.

There has to be drama.

This fandom is swimming in it...

The Lunatic Fringe cannot exist without it.

"ROB IS IN LA!!"

Hater Fringe: Hahahaha! Rob left THAT girl!

We knew he would! He got out of there as fast as he could!

Needy Fringe: OH NO! Why is Rob in LA??

Why did he leave London?? WHY???

Hater Fringe: HAHAHAHA! I hope he doesn't go back until

she leaves! He obviously can't stand her!

Needy Fringe: OH NO! I hope he has work to do!

He just missed Bear! He had to take care of Bear!

Hater Fringe: He did his PR job and now he's done!

He can go back to being in bars and being a manwhore!

Needy Fringe: Hurry back to London, Rob!

Don't stay away too long!!!

It goes on and on.

and on.

oh...

and on.

People making huge drama over nothing.

Rob flew back to LA

OH NO!

Get over it.

He just spent the last 10 days in the same bed

as Kristen Stewart.

Living with Kristen.

Eating Kristen's cooking.

Going out with Kristen.

Hanging with Kristen.

You can't erase that...

You can't pretend it didn't happen

just because he flew to LA for whatever reason.

And seriously?

Did you see what he brought with him?

What is that?

A pair of pants, socks, underwear and a hoodie?

I don't know...

But I'm guessing he's not long for LA.

Besides.

He left 2 guitars in London...

And Kristen.

Seriously...How CUTE is this??

I know some people keep wondering why Rob

hasn't brought Bear to London...

and are hoping he is getting set to do that now.

Personally...

I hope he doesn't do it.

I mean...

I'm sure Kristen misses Bear

but she only has a couple of weeks left

then she can go home and see him.

Flying from LA to London is a long way for a dog.

(and then back again)

And for what?

It's not worth it.

It's hard on dogs.

And I'm sure Bear is perfectly happy romping

with the Woofs and PapaStew!

Art imitating Life?

So what happens next?

Does Rob fly back to London?

(His 'suitcase' suggests he might)

Will he and Kristen then fly back to LA

when SWATH wraps?

Do they spend a few weeks in LA

(together... always together)

Then fly back to London for Christmas and/or New Years?

Do you think IOW is off this year?

I'm guessing lots of people will show up and try

to ruin what was obviously something very special

to both Robert and Kristen

And that's a shame.

I hope they can figure it out.

This post is brought to you by LOVE

Rob and Kristen are obviously in love.

You don't stay with someone in the same flat

unless you want to.

There are dozens of examples of people talking about

them being a couple...

There are dozens of photographs showing us

just how much they care about each other.

Rob and Kristen.

Love.

Tom looks so happy with Sienna.

And by Tom and Sienna.

Who obviously are in love.

Every picture Tom has a smile on his face...

He holds her hand...

Kisses her...

He looks so happy to be with her.

I will admit that I always thought their pairing was a bit odd

They seem so different...

But it seems to be working for them.

I hope Tom is happy.

I adore him.

He makes me smile.

Be happy Tom.

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen- The Best Is Yet To Come

2011-11-26T12:32:00.000-06:00

Did you hear that Rob and Kristen are dating?

I'm trying to keep up with all that is going on

in this lunatic fandom...

It's not easy.

Everything happens so fast.

You turn around for a second

And you miss major events

Or drama.

Or major drama.

So Sweet...

Random Rose.

1. Once again... thank you lunatic fringe

for the giggles, guffaws and laughs.

UnFUCKINGbelievable.

It's like...

well

It's like a dog with a bone.

There is no meat on that bone.

That bitch is dried out.

There is NOTHING left.

But their jaws are clamped down on that sucker.

They are NOT letting go.

They are going to cling to that broken

shriveled

depleted

husk of delusion

as if their lives depended on it.

Too sad.

Too bad.

NOOO! I refuse to accept it!

2. Summit rules the world.

This has been discussed by many.

But it always seems to come back to Summit

controlling every move Rob and Kristen make.

Case in point?

Some people actually think

(and I'm giggling as I write this... really)

That Summit made Robert's parents go to Marcus's concert

to do DAMAGE CONTROL

about some lame gossip rags bullshit about conflict

between Rob's mom and Kristen.

Yes.

They demanded that Clare and Richard show up

to further along their 'PR' showmance!

I kid you not.

It couldn't be that Robert's parents love and adore Kristen

and love and adore Rob's friends...

And like spending time with them.

No.

That would be too easy.

Better to have ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Love is in the Air.

3. There were a lot of pap pics of Rob and Kristen

coming back to their place.

Leaving their place.

Coming.

Going.

Really?

How many fucking pictures do Paps need of the same thing?

Rob and Kristen were at Marcus's show the other night

(The same show the Pattinsons were forced to attend by Summit)

(and yes... I'm being sarcastic.)

There were a few blurry pictures.

And a few million tweets.

And yeah...

I saw some of the pictures.

I get that you are really really excited to see

Robert and Kristen

being all snuggly and sweet and cute.

I really do get it.

I was all smiley to know they were having fun together.

But why can't you just wait until they are safely gone

to talk about it?

Would your story have less impact after the fact?

No.

It's still a great story... a wonderful experience.

So why endanger Rob and Kristen

and his family and friends?

See... That I don't get.

At all.

Maybe it's just me.

Their safety and well being is important... Right?

Did you see the pap pics of them coming home?

They looked scared.

Frightened.

Can you imagine what was being said to them

as they were chased to their door?

I know.

It would be hard to contain my excitement if

I had the good fortune to see Rob and Kristen

in person...

Being all lovey and wonderful.

But they are only human beings...

Trying to go out and have fun with friends.

I wonder what it feels like to have cameras

always trying to steal your private moments?

And don't get me wrong...

I'm thrilled for the girls that were lucky enough to see them.

They were sweet and decent fans

I guess I just wish people could delay their excitement

so that Rob and Kristen could enjoy their moment too...

And that's the way it is...

4. Well folks...

Most of the chatter these past few days

seems to be about Rob and Kristen living together

And Rob and Kristen hanging out together

And yeah...

Someone said to me the other day...

"Rose... why do you bother going on about

what those idiot Ninnies say?

You aren't going to change their minds"

And I say...

I'm not trying to change their minds.

Their opinion is irrelevant.

But it is fun to point and laugh...

We are laughing AT you...

It's fun being RIGHT.

Admit it.

You know it's true.

They will continue to claim that Rob and Kristen

are still on Summit's "dime"

and still promoting BD1

Even though all the premieres...

All the press junkets

All the TV appearances

Magazine articles

Photoshoots

were the promotion...

They still cling to Rob and Kristen

living together in a London flat

as some sort of PR for Summit.

Let's face it...

They did their "PR" for BD1

It's over.

Kristen is working on a Non Summit Film
(which looks fucking awesome)

And Robert is decompressing

from all the tugging and pulling

and screaming and demanding

And just enjoying being with Kristen

and eating her food

and probably becoming a fat house cat

(nursing his sore blunt tongue)

Rob?

So yeah...

I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion.

You won't find me chasing anyone down

trying to change their minds.

I just enjoy the show...

And potting the stir

every once in a while.

Pot that Stir!

I love how some people think they are

'above' the drama

(at least when they aren't speaking privately)

And judge people because they discuss the lunatic fringe

of this fandom instead of ignoring it.

‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good fans do nothing’

A bit dramatic?

Perhaps.

But truth is truth.

I don't think people who spew lies and vile insults

who make threats and try to defame someone's character

should be able to hide under the cloak of

"we are allowed to have an opinion"

There are real threats out there.

Real people who want to hurt Rob and Kristen.

And pretending it doesn't exist

doesn't help anyone.

end rant.

Why do stars fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by?

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of golden starlight in your eyes of Blue...

Because I can't go ONE post without mentioning him.

I adore him.

And T for TOGETHER

Because we all know that Rob and Kristen are together.

We don't need to see pictures of them coming from

their private residence to know that.

We don't need to monitor their every move

and journal their every word for proof.

"It's Obvious"

It has been for years.

They know what they are doing.

Even if you don't agree.

Even if you don't like it.

Even if you would do it differently...

We don't get a say.

And they seem to be doing a great job

all on their own.

Right?

Let's just be happy that they are happy.

That they have each other...

and are in love.

And we can squee over the moments that

they want to share with us...

Because the best is yet to come

and won't that be fine.

Let the twirling commence.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Thanks for the Memories

2011-11-23T11:52:00.000-06:00

Twas the day before Thanksgiving...

And I realized that most of the world

doesn't celebrate the holiday.

But it is a good time to reflect on what you

are thankful for in your life...

Of course I'm thankful for family... friends

But since this is a Pattinson blog...

(Yeah... it really is)

I thought I could maybe relate my thankfulness

in terms of Robert.

1. I'm thankful for this picture.

This is in my top 3 all time favorite pictures of Robert.

I love everything about it.

The cigarette

The drink

What he's wearing

The look on his face

His hair

Where he's sitting

The background

And the fact that it's black and white.

Thanks Rob.

2. I'm thankful for EW and their outtakes.

Wait.

I'm thankful for all of the outtakes

I have seen through the years.

They are usually better than what gets into the magazine.

But I'm especially thankful to EW

because they love Robert and Kristen

and never hesitate to put them on a cover...

3. I"m thankful that Rob and Kristen

always take such adorable pictures together.

I think the EW article said they were

affectionately teasing each other.

I know some people focus on what Kristen says

and say she insults Rob...

But I'm thinking Rob gives as good as he gets.

To be able to goof around and have fun with each other

and show a sense of humor...

No matter the situation

is an important part of a relationship.

4. I'm thankful for pensive profile pictures of Robert.

In black and white.

You may have noticed I have a thing for black and white pics.

I do.

Always have.

I think it's because they seem so real...

Like you can see everything clearly.

I love Robert in profile.

And that he always seems to be thinking.

5. I'm thankful for being able to see

Rob and Tom laugh when they are together.

I absolutely ADORE their friendship.

After all these years..

and Rob's immense fame

They remain loyal friends.

I'm thankful they have each other.

6. I'm thankful for Tom Sturridge.

I guess I should be thanking Rob for introducing me to Tom...

But I think I would have found him anyway.

I'm thankful for Tom's piercing blue eyes.

His soft wavy hair.

The way he holds his cigarette...

And all the silly 'jumpers' that he wears.

I'm thankful for his beard

And most of all...

I'm thankful for his voice.

It melts me.

Just thinking about it makes me a bit swoony.

Thanks Tom.

7. I'm thankful for the Twilight/Rob/Kristen fandom

for being endlessly entertaining.

You've got your Stir Potters

(I know its pot stirrers... but I like mine better)

You got your Soap Box fans

who think their way is the only way.

You got your Needy "Robstens"

Who fret over every detail

You got your lunatic fringe

who make drama out of nothing

and hate for the sake of hating.

You got your "above it alls"

Who act like they're above the drama

While in fact gossip and trash talk behind your back.

You got your insiders

and sources

and hackers and thieves.

You got your believers and your haters

and your candlestick makers.

Well.

You know what I mean.

I'm thankful for it all...

Because you make me laugh every damn day.

(And if you're wondering... I would put myself

into the believer stir potter category... just for fun)

8. I'm thankful for Nana Rose.

Yes.

She really exists...and no

it's not me.

She's my Italian grandmother...

Who I am named after

And became "Nana" Rose

because my cousins couldn't say Nonna.

I love her... so much.

She is strength. Determination.

Love. Passion.
I can only hope to be like her one day.

9. I'm thankful that Robert and Kristen

have managed for the most part

to stay out of the public eye.

Yeah... we've gotten a few pics of them

coming back to THEIR place.

(and oh how that has silenced the pack)

But they have flown under the radar.

And I couldn't be happier.

We don't need pictures anymore.

Not like that.

Robert has given us day after day of smiling

and answering the same inane questions

And he signed all those pictures people shoved in front of him

and he gladly smiled for the camera

Sometimes taking the picture himself...

(and remember... he doesn't like having his picture taken)

He endured the screaming

The tugging

The grabbing

He did that all for us.

So now...

Can't we do this for him?

Can't we let him be?

Leave him and Kristen alone.

Let them enjoy their peace and quiet

Let them enjoy each other.

We know they are together.

We don't need pictures every day to prove it.

There is nothing left to prove.

10. I'm thankful for Breaking Dawn.

I love this movie.

I've seen it twice.

And it's not enough.

I love Bella walking down the aisle all nervous

and not knowing if she can do it...

And then how her face lights up when she sees

Edward waiting there for her.

And then the song...

The prom song...

THEIR song comes on.

And you are taken back to Twilight

and all those good happy memories.

I'm thankful that Robert looks wonderful in this movie

Because I had my doubts looking at the movie posters.

I'm thankful that Rob and Kristen have such incredible chemistry

and that they shared their glorious connection

in real life...

With the people sitting in the darkened theater.

I'm thankful that Rob and Kristen did blur the lines

every now and then.

Because loving someone in real life always shows on screen.

It can't be helped.

And most of all...

Even though I have to wait a year to see vampire Bella...

I'm thankful that there is still one more

movie to look forward to.

This post is brought to you by Thanks.

And most of all...

In all the world and beyond...

I am most thankful for my 2 incredible boys.

They are the best part of my life.

The best part of me.

"These are the children God has given me.

He has been good to me."

Bye for now