Rob and Kristen Love to TWIRL!

No news is good news.

Isn't it good that Rob or Kristen haven't been seen in days?

I happen to think so.

Yes... YES!

There have been the random tweets about seeing them...

But you know...

Tweets have a habit of needing salt.

I could tweet 

"I just saw Kristen Stewart eating at the same restaurant as me!"

And you know what?

Some people would fucking buy it.

Why?

Because they WANT to.

 It's really that simple.

I hate to be the one to say

"Pic or it didn't happen"

But I don't put much stock into random tweets...

Even if it's something I want to hear.

Let's talk about 'inside' info.

Because some of the bullshit I am seeing...

Is beyond ridiculous.

OK.

1. I have NEVER EVER claimed to have 'inside' information.

NEVER.

Yes... I hear stuff...

But so does everyone.

When I say

"I hope Rob goes to where Kristen is"

It's just that...

A hope.

A thought.

I have read stuff where people have said...

"Oh Rose's predictions are never right!"

Um..

Because I don't make predictions.

They are my opinion...

and yes...

Sometimes I am wrong.

Who isn't?

This blog is all about *MY* thoughts.

It's what my gut tells me...

And OK, sometimes my gut is just hungry and gets it wrong.

I felt strongly that Kristen would go to Budapest.

She did.

I had a feeling that Rob and Kristen would show up

somewhere in the UK over New Years...

They did.

I thought that Robert would show up in Montreal.

He did.

Why did I feel that way?

It wasn't super inside information.

It was common sense.

Robert and Kristen always manage to find their way

back together.

See how simple that is?

2. All about the Twirl.

People.

Please.

Lighten the fuck up.

JFC

Last night on Twitter...

Me and a couple of friends decided we would twirl

we were in a good mood...

we were having fun.

What happens?

I get bombarded with DMs and replies...

"what's going on?"

"You don't know shit"

and on and on.

Really?

I fucking TWIRL and that is some super secret code?

Really?

Yes...

Sometimes I twirl because I am happy about stuff.

Sometimes I twirl because I know it pisses off the haters.

(and they really really hate it.. heh)

Sometimes I twirl for the fucking FUN of it.

Where is it written

(and I can't believe I am actually addressing this ridiculous bullshit)

that me TWIRLING

means I know some INSIDE info and just don't want to share?

Good Fucking Grief.

I don't TWIRL because I know something you don't.

I TWIRL because...

I fucking WANT to.

"Rose is twirling again... what's happening?"

I will tell you EXACTLY what is happening.

Rose is fucking twirling.

The end.

Stop reading something into every tweet.

It's silly.

99% of the time...

I'm just goofing around having fun.

That's all.

FUN.

Remember fun?

It was what we used to do before everyone

got all fucking serious and weird.

I spent a good part of last night laughing my ass off.

I seriously have no ass left.

Good thing they grow back.

Right?

Honestly.

People have to put drama everywhere.

Something as simple as typing

*Twirl*

Gets people all fucking riled up.

(And it's WAY too fucking easy)

Chill.

Relax.

Take a deep breath.

No matter what I write...

Whether I'm right...

Or whether I'm wrong

I can only make guesses based on past behavior.

Or maybe take in all the chatter I hear...

And decipher for myself what is realistic...

and what is bullshit.

That's all I do.

It's OPINION.

My opinion.

And where are Robert and Kristen?

Well.

As far as anyone knows...

They are still in their respective cities.

Does that make it true?

Of course not.

There is a real possibility that one or the other

flew to be with one or the other

for this holiday weekend.

Or

There is a real possibility that one or the other

is busy with current projects

and that one or the other will get together

at a later date.

One or the other.

I like to THINK that Rob and Kristen will connect

Sooner rather than Later.

But that's just me.

Based on past behavior...

Robert and Kristen don't stay apart for very long.

Based on past behavior

Robert and Kristen will fly to where the other is.

Based on past behavior

Rob and Kristen want to be together.

See?

Common sense.

Logic.

That's all it is.

This post was brought to you by the letters *T*, *F* and *M*

T for fucking TWIRL

Because I will if I want to.

F is for Francis

as in LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP, FRANCIS

and 

M is for Moose.

I just saw this documentary on the nature channel

and they are majestic animals.

This TWIRL is brought to you by

Robert Pattinson

It's obvious the man knows how to Twirl.

And he's damn good at it.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

The Boy With Kaleidoscope Eyes

Wow.

It is completely dead around here.

And by here I mean online.

I guess it is a holiday weekend and all

But for once we aren't doing the lake thing...

We are going 'out of town' in a few days.

Don't rejoice too hard

I will have my brand spanking new iPad with me.

I mean...

What kind of obsessive addict would I be

if I didn't have some way to ...

well...

Be obsessively addicted?

Exactly.

Although I'm not sure if I will be able to blog...

Possibly.

But they won't be these long rambling posts

like this one will no doubt turn out to be.

Kristen.

She looks beautiful as always.

Kristen is a pretty name.

I kinda like Kris...

I wonder if she does?

She probably hates some of the names out there for her...

Like...

KStew (let's face it, it sounds like a thick soup)

or

I kinda remember a video of Nikki Reed and Kristen

(You know, when they were still buddies)

And Nikki calling her

Stewie

or

Do you think she gets called...

Mrs. Pattinson?

Would she like that?

Probably not.

Although it's all kinds of cute.

So anyway...

Kristen in New Orleans.

Working.

Just like she's supposed to be.

Of course there is chatter about where Robert is...

You know how it goes

Someone tweets they saw him in a restaurant in Los Angeles

Someone tweets that he's hanging around the set... in NOLA

But

The fact remains that no one knows where he is at the moment.

It's all about what you want to believe.

I kinda like to think that he will show up where Kris is...

Because I think he is happier when he is with her.

Notice I said...

"I THINK"

My opinion, folks.

Just my opinion.

Because when Robert isn't with Kristen...

This is what I picture him looking like

ALL the time.

Grumpy, Grizzly Goat.

Heh.

Nevermind.

I suppose there is a chance he has stuff going on in L.A.

and just can't get away right now...

Or maybe he's just tired of the media circus following him around.

Or maybe...

He's already there...

and we just don't know it.

As always...

Only time will tell.

or

A picture will tell.

But I kinda like not seeing grumpy Robert...

I would prefer to see

This Robert.

Happy.

Dazzling.

Smitten.

Robert.

There's no denying what we see in this picture.

No matter how hard some people try.

Let's be honest here...

I know... for some people that is a foreign concept.

They haven't been apart that long

They spent quite a bit of time together

before she flew to Argentina...

So these little separations because of work

or scheduling conflicts...

or whatever...

don't mean anything in the grand scheme of things.

So really stop with the dramatics.

Whether they are next to each other

or in different parts of the world...

They are still together.

THIS is one of my most favorite pictures of Robert.

I'm kinda a sucker for profile pics...

And scruffy pics.

And pictures where he looks like he's thinking...

Remember that DETAILS magazine interview?

One of the best descriptions of Robert ever was in that magazine.

"Rob's face is constantly busy- especially his kaleidoscope eyes, 

which are continually rolling and dilating,

because he is always thinking."

I find the THINKING part deliciously sexy.

I like that part.

I like that he's always thinking.

He's not simple...

He's not easy to figure out.

He's complicated.

Intriguing.

And now for my Saturday Sarcastic Soapbox.

1. I write a blog about the current rumors/speculation

in the ongoing drama that is Robert and Kristen.

That's all.

I voice my opinion based on what I read...

What I see...

What I hear...

You know... kinda how you form an opinion.

You don't have to agree with me.

That's fine and dandy.

You don't have to like Kristen.

Or Robert.

Or anything Twilight related.

But see...

The thing is...

 I DO.

So I find myself defending them against the hate.

And then I get hated in the process.

And hey...

If you want to hate me because I write a Rob/Kristen blog

I guess that's your prerogative...

But think about it.

Kinda ridiculous

Especially since no one is forcing you to come here

and read my words.

2. I don't hate anyone.

I can't think of a single person that deserves the effort.

Even people I don't like

Which I admit might be a few (dozen)

I can't be bothered to hate them.

You have to care about someone to hate them...

And I don't.

3. Please stop asking me to defend

Robert against the Kristen fans...

Or Kristen against the Robert fans...

Or keep telling me that Kristen fans are worse than Rob fans.

Or Rob's fans are way worse than Kristen's.

Really?

I adore BOTH Robert and Kristen

Haven't I made that more than obvious yet?

There are lunatics out there.

I mean serious lunatics.

And they aren't Rob or Kristen fans

They are just fucking lunatics

who are looking for attention

who like to stir up hate 

and will use whatever means possible to do so.

There are absolutely fucked up crazies who profess

to be a fan of either/or Rob and Kristen.

Don't let then fool you.

Something in your gut is telling you that something is off

You know that person...

They fly off the fucking handle over nothing.

They overreact to everything

They scream and shout obscenities and insults

over anything.

They are always playing the victim...

Yet they are always attacking someone.

They kinda scare you because you know something isn't right.

You know it...

Just be careful who you have on your 'side'.

Whew.

So I keep looking at the picture of Rob

with the 

GET OFF MY DICK

And even though I am female 

I agree with that sentiment exactly right now.

Get the FUCK off my dick.

You don't like it...

GET THE FUCK OFF IT.

What else can I say?

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*

S for Soho House

Because it is obviously a place that Robert can go

and not be hounded by the fucktards.

S for So what?

What difference does it make if Robert is still in L.A.?

The guy does have obligations... don't you think?

And when he shows up with someone besides Steph?

Get back to me.

(He will be with Kristen SOON enough)

And 

G is for Gorilla.

I don't know.

It just really makes me laugh.

It's so fucking random.

This *TWIRL* is brought to you by 

Robert Pattinson.

Excellent job.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Whatever NOLA Wants... NOLA Gets.

*Danger Danger*

I am going to get on my very high soapbox today.

You have been warned.

I was just about to type "I don't have a lot to say today"

That NEVER works, does it?

Well... I don't.

Again... there is always drama to talk about.

Endless bullshit drama.

I'm not sure I even want to address it.

Should I?

Does it matter?

Should it?

The one thing about this 'fandom' that always surprised me

was how fucking serious some people take it.

Because...

You know...

This is about Robert Pattinson.

Kristen Stewart...

Twilight

Whatever you want to like.

(Or don't like... but then why are you here? )

But 

Why in the fucking sam hell

Do people make this shit PERSONAL?

WHY CHUCK WHY?

I don't fucking get it.

And I just feel like typing fucking in every sentence.

So I fucking will.

See...

I wasn't really online much yesterday...

You may have noticed (probably not)

But I didn't even get a chance to post.

And I almost ALWAYS post.

So you know that I was busy...

But I signed on this morning... and POW.

My inbox was all about the drama.

And while some of you may think I court drama

(Oh drama... how do I love thee)

I don't.

I'm in a perfectly fine platonic relationship with the beast...

I look at the beast...

I even poke at the beast (with a 10 foot pole, mind you)

But I don't get up close and PERSONAL with the monster.

Get it?

I'm not fucking nuts.

So imagine my surprise that some lunatic(s)

posted someones personal info on some lame board.

Wait.

I'm NOT surprised. At all.

Because that's what fucking lunatics DO.

It's disgusting.

It's pathetic.

There are a handful of fucking psychos in this fandom.

Really...

I don't believe it's more than that.

But these fuckers are loud.

And they are scary.

I mean... seriously fucking frightening.

And they make ALL OF US look bad.

It wasn't right to post someone's personal info.

Everyone KNOWS that.

Some people just don't give a shit.

But that goes beyond just someones address...

That applies to everyone's personal information.

And you can say 'Oh it's all public anyway'

But there is something so cringe worthy 

about posting someone's court documents on your twitter...

or your public forum...

Something so innately WRONG about posting ANYTHING

PERSONAL about ANYONE

Something you have no business knowing.

And why the fuck DO you know it?

And why the fuck do you CARE?

It has absolutely NOTHING to do with

Robert and Kristen.

NONE OF THIS

has anything to do with them.

So I end this little rant with something my grandfather always

used to tell me...

"Rosie... Don't Spit Into The Wind."

I love you, Grandpa.

So back to Robert and Kristen.

Because that's what this should be about.

We have seen pictures of Kristen in NOLA.

And can I be perfectly honest when I say

that I'm getting kinda tired of typing NOLA.

It's like one of those words when you look at it enough...

It doesn't look like a word anymore.

NOLA

Whatever NOLA wants...

NOLA gets...

See where my mind goes?

Anyway.

There is chatter that Kristen is doing 'intimate' scenes right now...

You know...

The ones that are probably kinda hard to do 

especially when there are a bunch of people standing around

Watching.

But...

I've taken to carrying around my salt shaker

ALL the damn time lately.

You never know when you will need that grain of salt.

Robert, Robert, Robert.

I like to call him Robert.

Not sure why.

He probably hates being called Robert.

And Spunk.

And Edward.

And Mr. Stewart.

Not sure where our guy is right now.

Is he in the infamous...

dare I type it...

NOLA??

Where else is he going to go?

Man, I loved that line in Twilight...

and it was Robert's line.

He added it.

And it's perfect.

Just like him.

OK... OK.

So.

Is our boy eating jambalaya as we speak?

I guess only time will tell.

I say this a lot.

But this is my blog and I can.

Wherever Robert or Kristen are...

They will end up

TOGETHER

It's a force of nature.

It's...

Inevitable.

It's fate.

It's kismet.

It's DESTINY.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for KARMA

You can't hide from that bitch.

and 

K for Kismet.

I kinda like that word today.

Robert and Kristen are all about kismet.

*TWIRL*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen are Here, There and Everywhere...

Hello again. Hello.

Sorry. Sometimes weird song fragments go through my head.

Not that you would have known that if I didn't just tell you.

But I heard Neil Diamond singing those words...

Sheesh.

So.

I got a lot of reaction to my blog yesterday.

Kind, considerate reaction for the most part.

Thank you for caring.

But I'm really OK.

I know I talk about finding the drama tedious...

And day in, day out... it can wear on you.

But...

The fact remains that it's not MY drama I am talking about.

It's Hurricane Robsten

(and yeah, I still hate that fucking word)

There is such a frenzy...

A ferocious fury...

Surrounding Robert and Kristen.

It's a wonder they can go anywhere

It's a wonder they can step out of their door.

Imagine the whirlwind of their life.

Traveling all the time...

City to city

Country to country

Sometimes traveling hours and hours...

Just to spend a few days.

Imagine not being able to just go out to dinner

or to a movie with your boy/girlfriend...

(Kinda like going out on A date)

Imagine not being able to just act like a normal couple 

when you are out in public.

You can't hold hands

You can't sneak a kiss

And if you do?

It shows up everywhere within hours.

Yeah... I know.

They are rich and famous

They have an incredible life

and they are so lucky.

But they are still human.

They still have feelings... yes?

There is a lot of chatter about where Kristen is...

Because some people swear she has been in NOLA since leaving Argentina

Some have said she was in L.A. until recently

and has finally found her way South...

Lots of chatter...

But no concrete proof either way.

You know how it goes.

Twitters about her being in a restaurant.

Facebook comments about seeing her in a club

or going shopping with her Mom.

Kristen has amazingly been showing up in both cities!

Who knows.

Not I said the fly...

(with my little eye?)

Shit.

I really can't focus today at all.

And dearest sweet Robert.

Well...

He was in L.A. on Sunday...

Hmmm...

He's pretty good at staying out of the public eye, isn't he?

Oh sure...

He pops up here and there...

He isn't invisible after all...

But where will he show up next?

All I know is that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.

How do I know that?

Well...

Robert hasn't whispered it in my ear if thats what you mean...

(although... isn't that a sweet sweet thought)

But it's what Robert and Kristen DO

They keep showing up TOGETHER.

You know?

Kristen flies to Robert.

Robert flies to Kristen.

Robert and Kristen fly together... somewhere.

If you think about it...

(Admit it... you do think about it)

Rob and Kristen aren't ever separated for very long...

Even if it's by continents...

They somehow manage to get TOGETHER.

I figure that Kristen has spent a bit of time traveling

to where Robert is...

So it's only fair for Robert to do the traveling this time.

Will Robert show up in NOLA?

Well...

We shall have to wait and see... 

Won't we?

Wherever they end up...

It will be TOGETHER.

Because that's how it always is.

Here.

There.

Everywhere.

Which reminds me of one of my all time

favorite Beatle songs...

To lead a better life I need my love to be here...

Here, making each day of the year
Changing my life with a wave of her hand
Nobody can deny that there's something there

There, running my hands through her hair
Both of us thinking how good it can be
Someone is speaking but she doesn't know he's there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

To be there and everywhere
Here, there and everywhere

*****************************************************

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F is for Faith.

Love isn't the only thing that is blind.

And a massive 

*TWIRL*

Because you might as well get used to it.

*TWIRL*

*TWIRL*

*TWIRL*

Bye for now

♥♥♥