Rob and Kristen- The Jig is Up

Yeah.

That's kinda how I feel too.

Like...

What.

The.

Fuck?

Random Thoughts

1. Kristen's mother Jules filed for divorce this week.

 After 27 years of marriage.

Sad news.

As always... the reactions were fascinating.

 I doubt many were surprised by this news

And I'm guessing Kristen knew about this for a while

and has had time to deal with it.

 But then you have the obsessed hyenas.

The ones who have clamped onto Kristen

and can't let go.

What? 

Didn't you know that Jules announced her divorce

JUST to garner sympathy for her daughter?

Yes.

Ending a 27 year marriage was just a PR stunt!

How clever of Jules!

What a diversion!

 Makes you wonder just how many Sybil's are really out there.

 2. So the jig is up.

Not sure what a 'jig' really is...

but it seems to be UP.

Robert was spotted again in London.

So it must be true?

Well.

When you get more than a few people 

seeing the guy hanging around

(and quite possibly with Mr. Sturridge)

Then you start believing.

I'm just sorry that he was spotted at all

At least there aren't (so far) any pictures.

Of course...

The Obsessed Hyenas (OHs if you like) are salivating over this.

Because we ALL know that Rob only goes to London

when his relationship is OVER.

Rob is living the single life!

Rob has moved far far away from Kristen!

Rob has NEVER EVER gone to London without her before!

Oh.

Wait.

Shit.

Well... As long as he is on another continent away from HER!

Enjoy your frenzied foaming, Mutts...

You should probably be stockpiling your carcasses and scraps

for the LONG winter ahead.

I have a feeling...

(a feeling deep inside)

That you just might have some lean times in the coming months...

Desperate times.

Hungry times.

Wink. Wink.

3. Kristen goes to TIFF this coming week.

Toronto International Film Festival.

ON THE ROAD

Thursday September 6 

Ryerson Theatre 9:00 PM

Friday September 7 

The Bloor Hot Docs Cinema 11:30 AM

Kristen is scheduled to appear.

This will be her first public appearance

since the 'incident'.

Everyone will be watching even more intently

than they ever did before.

How will she look?

How will she handle the public?

How will she handle the press?

Will she be like Rob... and smile and carry on?

Talk about OTR and dismiss the rest?

That's what I think she will do.

Be strong and do her job.

The amount of hatred and judgement 

that Kristen has to deal with now

has been magnified and amplified.

But the sad reality is...

She has been dealing with it in some capacity for 4 years.

I hope she realizes that for every obsessed hyena...

There are 1000's of fans who love and adore her.

She will be OK.

4. Thomas

I love this picture because its something we don't

get to see a lot of...

him smiling/laughing.

It's been said that he was seen hanging with his

best buddy in London.

I hope that's true.

I like the thought of these two guys hanging out...

A lot.

It somehow soothes the soul...

Kinda like old time rock and roll.

And Green Sheep.

Forever

This post is brought to you by strength.

I hope Rob and Kristen have enough of it

to get through all of this...

Together.

I think that they do.

Will.

Until next week

(it will be verrrrry interesting)

Bye for now

Love isn't blind... Jealousy is.

Rob and Kristen-- Just Dance!

Yeah.
Sue me.
I'm all about the fucking sap.
And the Notebook is about as sappy as you can get...
am I right?

Couple of thoughts.

1. Can we stop with the insider bullshit?
Sources
Close to the actor
Connections
In the KNOW

Just fucking stop.
Enough already.
No one 'close to the source connection in the know'
is talking about intimate details
about what Rob/Kris are doing
or how they are feeling.

Whether its stuff you want to believe or not
It's complete BULLSHIT.
Gossip rags are making shit up.
Stop giving them hits.
Stop encouraging them to keep lying.
People you think know something... don't.
Not about this.
Surely you don't believe Rob is talking about
his most inner most feelings with someone
who just turns around and blabs it to everyone else?
Sorry.
Robert and Kristen
Two of the most notoriously private people ever...

Quotes from Rob:

"I've never been interested in selling my personal life"


"Um... yeah, I just think... 
I think that its strange to accept that people try to take photographs and stuff... 
Mainly because people try and sell it and any kind of life
 where people are trying to sell every aspect of your life...
Things that aren't intended to be sold... it just makes me feel tacky...
 it makes me feel cheap...
So I prefer, you know... to keep my personal life personal. 
Try to at least."

"I don't know what benefits there would be to talking about it.
 I mean, in logical terms, if you're just walking down the street
 and every single stranger on the street knew your business,
 and came up and felt like they needed to comment on it, 
like, you'd just be like 'SHUT UP! Like I'm gonna kill you!' 
*laughs* and I mean, it's exactly the same mentality. 
I don't really want to try to sell it either.
Maybe if i was selling it, I'd talk about it more." 

Quotes from Kristen:

“People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. It’s beyond annoying . . . 
What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private 
to become entertainment for other people? 
This is what I wanted to show you on here.
 People say that if I just tell them everything 
I’ll be left alone,
but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone?
 They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”

"I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. 
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. 
Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.
 It's like, No they won't! They’ll ask for specifics."

2. Where is Robert?
Why does it really matter?
Is he in London?
It's possible.
Does that make your day?
Do you feel like you need to know exactly where
Rob is at all times?
Because that's kinda scary.
Not kinda scary.
Fucking scary.
Wherever he is...
It has no impact on your life.
And no matter how much you want to put
some sort of significance to where he is
It doesn't matter.
Sure... there were a couple of tweets
saying they saw Robert "Patterson"
(nice misspelling...makes it more real... intentional or not?)
On a plane... or some such shit.
Possibly.
If Robert flew on British Airways...
would only ONE person see him?
Kinda hard to believe.
Now him flying private makes much more sense.
But in that case...
That tweet was a lie and this is all moot.
So leave him alone.
If you do see him... why tell the world?
Does that make you special?
Or someone who has no regard for another human being?
Don't you look at Rob and see that?
Don't you see a person who has feelings...
when you look at Kristen?

 Someone sent me an email telling me
in NO uncertain terms that she does NOT
condone cheating in any way
and will never forgive Kristen for what she has done.

Really?
Because Kristen didn't do jack shit to you.
You don't have to 'condone' cheating...
Bravo to you.
I'm sure your halo is all bright and shiny.
But I'm pretty sure you're not in a relationship with Kristen...
So...
Why would she want or NEED your forgiveness?

That's the deal with these lunatics.
They feel Kristen cheated on THEM.
Or they are all wrapped up in being all self righteous
and indignant on Rob's behalf.
Get the fuck over yourself.
You're not in this relationship.
No one gives a fuck if you approve or not.
This isn't your life.
This didn't happen to you.
You.
Don't.
Matter.

None of us do.
Most importantly...
None of us should.

3. Marlowe Sturridge.
I debated whether or not to post this picture...
But since you can't see her face
I thought it was OK.
I still struggle with the whole pap thing.
You know that.
I don't go to the trashy sites that publish them...
But I do see them.
I kinda promised myself that I would not post pics
where its obvious that the people in them
are very upset and/or being harassed.
Where the person looks miserable and angry
and the cameras are in their face.
Where the paps are being intrusive and rude.
And as long as they aren't on private property
and in a public setting....
Am I rationalizing?
A little bit.
Because I realize that 99% of the pics
I see of Rob/Kris/Tom
are paparazzi pics.
But I can be choosy about which ones I post.

And that brings us back to this one with
Thomas and his beautiful daughter.
You can't really see her face...
Just a peek of her nose and a swath of hair.
I'm not posting it because of what you can see of Marlowe...
I'm posting it because it shows the love
between Tom and his little baby precious.
And he probably wouldn't like that I posted this...
but I find the connection between
Tom and his baby girl...
beyond adorable.
Brilliantly sweet.

Forgive me Thomas.
For I have sinned.
I promise to behave next time.
Promise.

4. Someone posted this on Twitter.
It made me laugh.
It made me happy.
It made me realize that we haven't had a lot to twirl about lately.
But I have good feelings about the future.
I just do.
Good Twirly Feelings.
I have faith that everything will be OK.
So grab your ribbon...
and DANCE!

This post is brought to you by rationalizations.

We all do it.
But you need to look at why you do it.
Makes a difference.

Until next time

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Elephants and Unicorns

I love this Rob.
Quite possibly my favorite Rob.

Wrinkled.

Tousled.

Unkempt.

Happy as hell.

So incredibly charming.

Adorable.

I miss him too.

I'm not saying he's still not all those things...

He is.

But its different now.

He's guarded.

Wary.

Wise.

Not a bad thing to be...

And I always knew he would change in many ways

over the course of the years.

It's inevitable.

We all change.

He grew up.

But I still miss him.

 This is Rob from the other night.

He was on Jimmy Kimmel.

It was a cute interview.

Kimmel didn't ask how he was doing...

He talked about silly things

He made Rob laugh.

He promoted Cosmopolis.

As much as Rob looks different now...

He looks the same.

Does that make sense?

Probably not.

I still get dizzy from the simple act of him walking.

So forgive me.

Rob is still wrinkled.

Rob is still tousled.

He's just better groomed.

And he's is knowing.

He's aware.

The goofy guy who used to fumble for the right words...

Knows exactly what he is going to say.

He has to.

He knows.

Well, you can knock me down, 

Step in my face, 

Slander my name 

All over the place. 

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh, 

Honey, lay off of my shoes 

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes. 

You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. 

I like the shoes.

I like the strut.

I like the swagger.

I like the smirk.

I like the spirit.

If I'm ever nostalgic for what was...

All I have to do is look at him walking.

I go right back to 2008.

Robert

Pattinson

Intoxication

I'm putting this picture in this post...

because I still believe the two of them are friends.

And I still believe that Tom would put his arm around her

and protect her... if he could.

Besides...

I love and adore Thomas.

And his integrity and loyalty as a friend

has been proven again and again.

I've debated talking about the 

"elephant in the room"

Some people said I should...

Some people said I shouldn't.

A lot of people have a lot to say.

And for once...

I really don't.

I have never really acknowledged the elephant before.

I never told other people that the elephant was there.

Some people saw the elephant.

Some didn't.

I never really cared one way or another.

As long as the elephant doesn't step on anyone...

I was good.

You don't need me to tell you what you see.

You can make up your own mind.

I love Conan.

He makes me laugh out loud.

This gif pretty much sums up the fandom for me right now.

The hate and lunacy is out of control.

The hate has always been ridiculous...

But now people think its OK.

Now they don't have to hide in their private forums

and blogs... behind locked twitters.

They don't have to pretend anymore

They have come out of the woodwork

Out from under their rocks and dark places...

They think they are right to hate.

They think its acceptable.

What happens when someone turns on the light?

Wait and see.

This post is brought to you by my adoration of

Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson

and 

Thomas Sturridge.

Yes.

It's possible.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Hang in there.

It's going to be OK.

Rob and Kristen-- By The Numbers

Random (albeit extremely exhausted) Rose

1. The above pictures...

A couple of weeks ago it might have pained me to even look at them.

Why?

They are wonderful pictures... aren't they?

It shows two people who enjoy each others company...

Have real chemistry

A connection.

Perhaps even glimpses of them falling in love.

So no.

They don't pain me.

They make me smile.

And one of the reasons I smile is because...

I know we will see this sort of thing again.

Somewhere.

Sometime.

2. OK... I'm back from Hawaii.

And I've never worked so hard during a vacation in my life.

Hiking Diamond Head.

Walking Waikiki Beach.

Snorkeling at Sharks Cove.

Touring Pearl Harbor.

Trekking to Manoa Falls.

Luaus

Drinking every night.

Listening to music.

Learning to hula

(Now THAT was a sight to behold)

So yeah.

Exhausted.

And on top of all that... I got a bit (a lot) sick after all the travel.

Fun.

Fun.

Fun.

Till my daddy took the T-bird away!

I'm glad I was there...

I'm glad I'm back.

3. I missed 95% of Rob's promo this past week.

I saw snippets here and there.

I read as much as I could.

I did manage to watch the GMA interview.

He looked...

Good.

But Rob ALWAYS looks fucking good.

Even when he's not trying to look good

The man looks even better.

So he was trying to look good here.

And it worked.

He looked a bit thinner since the last time

Perhaps a wee bit tired around the eyes.

But he handled himself wonderfully.

Robert is a professional.

He was doing ALL THAT to promote Cosmopolis.

“I’ve never been interested in trying to sell my personal life

 and that’s really the only reason people bring it up.”

He didn't give anything away.

As usual.

No matter what the gossip rags want you to think.

WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

And I, for one... am beyond happy about it.

“The tabloid industry does terrible, terrible things for the world. 

It makes people stupid. People say [tabloids] are about escapism,

 and people have got to get away from the misery of the world.

 It’s like, ‘No, people are lazy, and they don’t want to try.’ … 

Every time I’ve looked at a magazine like that, I’ve regretted it.

 I gain absolutely nothing from it.

 And neither does anyone else.”

If it doesn't come out of Rob or Kristen's mouth...

I'm inclined to not believe it.

No more informed, reliable, dependable

100 % confirmed

close to the actor

fucking sources.

They mean shit.

Complete 

Utter.

Shit.

The only 'sources' that matter

are Robert and Kristen.

And when it comes to their relationship
They aren't talking.

4. There were pap pics of Kristen taken yesterday.

I decided not to post them.

I don't know.

I prefer happy pictures where shes not being stalked.

I mean...

It was good to see her out and about.
I want her to be OK.

Yes.

But it never ends there.

It goes on

FOR-EV-VER

(FOR-EV-VER  FOR-EV-VER)

(Sandlot reference... in case you're wondering)

People were saying she looked wonderful!

People were saying she was giving signs to her fans!

People were saying it was a big FUCK YOU to her haters!

PUL-LEASE.

For one.

She didn't look wonderful.

She looked thin... and tired.

Pale.

And annoyed.

Leave her the fuck alone already.

She was walking to her damn car.

HOW FUCKING EXCITING IS THAT?

And do you really think she was wearing...

or not wearing 'tokens' as some sort of sign?

I'm sure she plans her day around what to wear

in case the vultures get pictures of her

to send secret coded messages out to her fans.

Of course she does.

She has nothing else to worry about these days.

Just how WE feel.

Yes.

That must be it.

Kristen exists to make US happy!!
We are ALL that matters to her!

I KNEW IT!

(You might need a towel to wipe off the sarcasm...)

5. I was talking to my friend on the phone this morning...

(You know who you are... winky winky nudgey nudgey)

And we were discussing the shit that annoys us the most about

this whole ongoing drama.

She prefers to call it the 'incident'

I like that.

A lot.

It's not an AFFAIR

It's not the END of the World

It's not a fucking BREAK UP.

Rob isn't Kristen's EX-Boyfriend.

Kristen isn't Rob's EX-girlfriend.

You may want to believe that its over...

But you must love being disappointed.

And if you are reveling in this drama

If THOSE pictures make your life?
(Unfortunately this is the truth for so many out there)

It's obvious you don't have one of your own.

And a lot of people will be eating crow...

You know the ones.

The 'fair-weather' fans.

The ones who were never really Kristen's fans in the first place.

The ones that couldn't wait to toss her aside

to discard her

at the first sign of trouble in paradise.

So many people picked a 'side' in this drama.

Instead of just supporting the people involved...

They sat in judgement.

They threw stones.
They were quick to criticize and attack
without all the facts.

What happens when Rob and Kristen show up
somewhere together?
What happens when they move forward... Together?
Not if.
There is no fucking if.
IF isn't in my vocabulary at this moment in time.
When.
WHEN.

I've heard crow is tough to swallow...

Bitter.

I hope you choke on it.

6. Thomas was at the London premiere of ON THE ROAD

last week.

He was incredible.

As always.

The beanie/suit combination is awesome.

Tom pulls it off.

But the best part...

aside from his incredible blue eyes?

His incredible loyalty.

When asked about Robert and Kristen

what did he say?

"I don't talk about my friends behind their backs."

and when asked about baby Marlowe?

"I don't want to talk about it, that's my precious private stuff..."

Don't tell me that doesn't tug at your heartstrings.

Even my blackened charred Grinch heart beat a little faster

when I heard Tom say that...

Of course

Tom could say 'spinach' and I would melt.

He's THAT good.

7. Hawaii.

This sunset was taken at the little bar and grill

at our resort.

The sunsets were gorgeous.

This post is brought to you by numbers.

My week in numbers.

4271 emails

20 unfollows

5 hour time difference

 760 feet to the peak of Diamond Head

9,160 followers

4232 miles from Milwaukee to Honolulu

8 hour flight.

December 7, 1941

(Pearl Harbor really got to me)

1 Green Sheep.
Forever.

Until next time

Bye for now