Alrighty then.
Man... this fandom is fucked.
Completely.
I still adore Rob and Kristen...
But hanging in the fandom for any length of time
can be incredibly toxic.
It used to be more fun.
(and don't get me wrong, I still get plenty of laughs)
But now its pretty much centered on hate.
Hating Kristen.
Hating Rob.
Hating Kristen and Rob.
Hating those who hate on Rob and Kristen.
Hating those who don't hate who you hate.
Hating people who hate people you don't hate.
Hating people who hate people you don't hate who you hate.
Someone asked me why I bother to try and change
peoples minds about Kristen.. or Rob.
And the simple answer is...
I don't.
I never did.
I've always welcomed differing opinions
as long as they weren't soaked in bitter hatred.
But people
(all sides)
are SO fucking angry all the time.
Every little thing sets people off on rants and twitlongers.
And as much as I care about Rob and Kristen...
It's just NOT that serious.
Regardless of what we think or say
It won't change a thing.
Rob and Kristen WILL be OK.
Even if you stop twitlonging for them.
Or against them.
Doesn't matter.
Look.
Rob and Kristen aren't perfect.
They have issues just like every other
relationship in the real world.
They aren't holding hands romping thru
meadows filled with purple flowers
and gazing into each others eyes.
And contrary to lunatics belief...
No one thinks they are Edward and Bella...
(at least nobody I know)
Anyway.
I believe something happened in May.
(sorry to all the conspiracy theorists out there)
I won't bother going into lame gossip and speculation...
Because that's basically all there is.
But.
It's not anywhere near as serious as some
(and by some I mean the hags and rags)
would like you to believe.
Not even close.
And.
If a guy seeks out a friend to talk to...
How is that a confirmation of a 'break-up'?
Oh right.
Cause its a girl.
Did you hear that noise?
It was a huge drama bomb going off...
Katy Perry talked about Rob and Kristen
in an upcoming interview.
She was asked.
She answered.
Could she have handled it better?
Probably.
Does it matter in the end?
Not even a little bit.
“I sent (Stewart) a text message saying:
‘I know you've seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you.
I’m not that person.
I’m just trying to be a friend to him
but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.’”
How does that confirm anything
other than someone being a 'friend' to Rob and Kristen?
But all the media and idiots out there
jumped on it and made it into something it wasn't
Because she is female.
Yes. She has tits.
In other words...
If she was a guy this wouldn't even be an issue.
And let's be real...
No matter what Katy said
even if it was 'no comment'
The drama would be the same.
And then we get Lainey...
Who has a major fixation on Katy and Rob
who claims this means Rob and Kristen are 'done'.
You remember Lainey and her predictions before...
Right?
She was POSITIVE that Rob and Katy
were TOGETHER.
She even said that John Mayer was just hanging
around to throw people off the
scent of the relationship between them.
Remember that?
How wrong can you get anyway??
Now.
Every once in a while Lainey is fed
some info that turns out to be true.
And that's all well and good.
But this my friends... is not info
This is her OPINION.
And its a very biased one at that.
She has been wrong a lot more than she has been right
when it comes to Rob and Kristen.
In fact...
I can't remember the last time she was right.
It might have something to do with the fact
that neither Rob or Kristen's 'people'
want anything to do with her.
Just a hunch.
Awww.
Looks like someone got a new puppy.
Kinda reminds me of...
A lot.
I'm guess its a similar mix breed.
Very cute nonetheless.
Do you think Bear and Bernie will welcome
Baxter with open paws?
Will Briggs fit right in the doggie family?
(Come on, you know the dogs name starts with B)
So anyway what happens next?
Well.
Of COURSE Lunatics spew that
Kristen got a new puppy to replace
Bear and Bernie.
Because Rob took the dogs
and they were never seen again.
(except that time that their paws recently turned
up on instagram at Kristen's house... heh)
REALLY???
Do these crazy people have pets?
You don't REPLACE a pet.
You don't just forget about the animals you love.
It's well documented how much she loves her dogs.
I know that Lunatics want to believe that
Rob and Kristen hate each other now
and never talk or see each other...
But they would be VERY wrong.
Oh.
So.
Wrong.
I'm sure we have all seen the conveniently edited pap video by now.
(Amazing how we don't see what the paps say or do BEFORE)
Kristen calls the guy a 'fuckface' (hahahaha)
and says he doesn't deserve to breathe the same air.
Well?
Is she wrong?
If you watched the video
(and it was painful)
Didn't you hear how upset she was?
You could hear it in her voice.
She was trapped.
Cornered.
Being harassed by a bunch of men.
In what reality is that OK?
Of course the haters will focus on the
"same air" comment...
Because that's what they do.
But how can you ignore the fact that
these paparazzi continually
constantly
cross the fucking line?
Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley
the thing is.. there are cool paps and creepy paps..
the creepy ones rip blankets off your new babies head to get a shot.
what would u do?
The paps don't have to verbally harass and abuse
the people they are taking pictures of
just to get a reaction.
They can be 'cool' paps.
They can keep a decent distance
and not be all up in their personal space.
Take your pictures and be done with it.
If you saw a young girl being hounded on the street
by a bunch of older men...
And they were saying rude and lewd things to her...
What would you do?
Sit there and laugh and say she 'deserved' it?
Make fun of the way she defended herself?
Because that is exactly what the Hags and Rags are doing.
The only difference is these guys happen to have cameras.
(Somehow making it acceptable??)
They think it's amusing that it's happening to Kristen.
"Oh look... Kristen is being an entitled brat because
she has the audacity to defend herself from attack"
"That's what she gets for being so superior and smug."
"This is fantastic"
Truly.
This shows you how fucked up this fandom
has become.
Smothered by bitter hatred.
I shouldn't be surprised that the rabid hater hyenas
would side with their own kind...
Pack mentality... Yes?
And by the way?
There is NO way in hell
Rob or Kristen have ever called the paps
or worked out any deal with them
E.V.E.R.
I doubt you would find 2 people who hate
the paparazzi more than they do.
When you are constantly stalked...
Why would they have to call them?
Rob and Kristen haven't ever
needed to get the attention of anyone...
E.V.E.R.
Poor Rob.
No matter what he does.
Where he goes.
He's being linked to the 'mysterious' girl
who happens to be in the same frame.
All this blather about 'being single'
He doesn't act single to me.
He acts like a guy hanging out with friends...
who actually goes out of his way NOT
to be connected to anyone of the opposite sex.
Kinda like he always has.
Look.
You can believe he's single...
and he's moved on.
And I can believe that he's still
deeply in love with Kristen
(and she, with him)
and working shit out.
Like daily.
Like now.
Like right now.
I've said this before...
When the day comes that Rob and/or Kristen
start hanging out with someone else
all the time...
Then that's when I will believe it.
But I wouldn't hold my breath If I were you...
(but in a way... I wish you would.)
(is that bad?)
The heart will always find a way.
I want them to be happy.
And I just happen to think that means
Rob and Kristen
always end up
together.
We shall see.
So to all the Rob and Kristen haters...
STAY FUCKING PRESSED.
Your anger and bitterness
shows how worried you truly are...
And let's face it
YOU SHOULD BE.
This post is brought to you by the number 9.
It's a good number.
Meaningful.
Wait and see.
And by my complete
adoration of
Tom Sturridge
Love is long.
Until next time.
Bye for now
P.S. I see you there...
reading my words.
Can't stay away... can you?
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