Random Thoughts

Sometimes when I have time

(which hasn't been much lately

thank you summer from hell)

 I sift through my emails...

Twitter and read some blogs

And wonder why fandom things 

are so important to some people.

Beyond important.

Like...

Life and death important.

It's fucking serious and this is

Their fucking job important.

They will cry for you

die for you

important.

It's just a fandom.

That's all.

You live.

You learn.

And hopefully the lunatic fringe

will someday learn

that this shit doesn't matter.
Not really.

I learned it 3 years ago.

After being too invested in 2 people

and a relationship.

That wasn't mine.
It's like I woke up.

It's entertainment.

Camaraderie.

It's a hobby.

And shouldn't it be enjoyable?

Shouldn't it be about the laughs?

The fangirling over new projects?

If you're not having fun...

and find yourself angry and defensive 

ALL THE TIME

Why are you still here?

There was a lot of talk about photoshopping recently.

Well...not just recently.

It seems that every time there are pics 

of Rob/Twigs

or with anything that doesn't fit the "agenda"

THE PICS ARE FAKE!!!

(or old, staged... etc etc)

Take this one.

Supposedly this is a manipulated picture.

But why?

Rob walking to a car?

I can see how this is a damning picture

and why someone would want to change it!

If people are going to mess with pictures...

why wouldn't they at least be a bit creative?

Like maybe him and Twigs making out or something?

Hmmm.

I think I will add an extra hand to his reflection!

That's it! FOOLED YA!!!

Everyone will believe Rob is with Twigs now!!!

*insane cackling*

A pic of Beyonce walking by a car...

LOOKY THERE!

There's like a person with 3 faces in the reflection!

Why would they do that???

Are the paps manipulating everyone's pictures??

Or maybe with the curvature of the car

and the refraction of the light and movement...

stuff just gets bent and twisted in the reflection?

Could it be something as logical and simple as that?

Could it??

Can you imagine going thru endless pics
and trying to prove they are fake?

I'm not sure what people even get out

of all the lying and making shit up.

Fandom notoriety?

Hits on their blogs?

Attention they are lacking in their 'real' lives?

It reeks of needy desperation.
Truly.

Personally?

I'm 99.9% certain that Rob and Kristen

are no longer together

(And haven't been in over two years)

and most definitely have no children

(There has been zero evidence to tell me otherwise.)

I was on the "Robsten" ship for a LONG ass time.

And it took a fucking lot to get me off of it.

A lot.
I had to be pushed.

I held on as long as I could.

I loved them as a couple.

Nobody championed them harder than me. 

I loved watching them be in love.

Because I'm a sucker for that kinda stuff.

But when the party's over...

Its fucking over.

You know?

You have to accept it.

How about we promote this...

Because AMERICAN ULTRA is going to 

fucking rock.

Or how about EQUALS

(And fucking A if this picture doesn't make me angsty for this movie)

And Childhood of a Leader

(And yes... Beardy shaggy Rob is a good Rob)

BOTH being premiered at the

Venice Film Festival!

Bottom line?

Rob and Kristen are much more than Robsten.

They always have been.

I look back now...

and see that it had to happen this way.
It was full of drama
and it wasn't easy...
But change seldom is.

Both Rob and Kristen need to be known

For their career choices... As actors.

Not just a relationship.

And look at Kristen now!

She's so fucking bright and shiny 

and slaying the whole damn world.

And seriously

Has she EVER looked fucking better

or happier?

Can't you fucking GIVE her that?

And Rob...

He's going at his own pace.

And that's OK too.

It's what he wants to do.

It's where he wants to be.

They are both where they want to be.

Are they happy?

I hope so.

I think so.

And that's all we need to know.

This post is brought to you by

My constant admiration of Thomas Sturridge.

He might be going through stuff right now.

But I have to believe he will be all right.

Life does go on.

And this post is also brought to you by

Cecil the Lion.

It breaks my heart that he was stalked and hunted

for his fur... for fun.

A magnificent beautiful animal.

Can't people look at him and see he has feelings?

That he deserves to live as much as you or I?

He wasn't just a trophy.

Another inanimate object that you can kill

and hang on your wall.

The man who killed him willfully slaughtered him.

I say we take this dentist out in the wilderness...

lure him out of safety with false promise

Shoot him with a bow 

and then hunt him for days

until we finally shoot him 

skin him.

behead him.

Is that too harsh?

Possibly.

But maybe if these asshole hunters

Who kill for the thrill knew what it was like

To be stalked and hunted...

Knew the pain and agony that Cecil had to endure...

Maybe... Just maybe

They would realize that all living creatures have 

A fucking right to be here on this earth.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Once Bitten... Twice Shy

In what seems like a very long time ago

Approximately 7 years
 Which I guess is ancient in 'fandom' time...

I used to write the same thing in my online bios

"I love Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Together or apart.

(Hopefully together)"

Here's the thing...

That really hasn't changed.

(Except the hopefully part)

I still like BOTH Rob and Kristen.

Together or apart.

You don't have to...

I don't care if you like them or not.

That's cool.

But I do.

Sorry.

And I'm not even sure why I'm apologizing for it.

But there is such hostility attached to 

"Fans of both"

It's ridiculous.
Like I have to pick a side.

Like its a competition.

I don't NEED (or even want for that matter)
Rob and Kristen to be together

in order to like them.

I never have.

And I can say with all honesty

that since I enjoyed every fucking minute

of Rob and Kristen being together...

(ALL of it. No REGRETS. None.)

I'm actually perfectly happy with the fact

 that they aren't together anymore.

Why?

Because life goes on...

And have you SEEN Kristen lately?

She looks so fucking happy and gorgeous

and beautiful and relaxed and stunning

and and and

ETHEREALLY EXQUISITELY BREATHTAKING.

Kristen is on FIRE

(Pun intended)
and I love it.
I love her.
And I love that it fucking burns all the people
who thought she would fade away
never to be seen or heard from again.

There was much ado about the interview
that went along with these gorgeous pictures.
Kristen...
Being Kristen
was very candid and honest.
But the quote that seemed to get the most attention?

"I lit my universe on fire," she admits 
 "and I watched it burn."

Of course
A lot of people assumed she was talking about
what happened 3 years ago.
And maybe she was.
And maybe her whole fucking world did go up in flames.
And maybe she got burned in the process...

"The public kind of burned me at the stake. 
But that's OK, I can take it. 

I'm not dead."

And maybe she learned from it.
Grew stronger.
Smarter.
Better.

"I've lived hard for a young person.

And I've done that to myself--

But I've come out on the other end

Not hardened... But strong."

Isn't that the point?
Isn't that what you want to do
when you make mistakes in life...
Learn from them? Move on? Do better?
Isn't Kristen allowed to do that?

What constitutes a Rob "fan"?

I have to ask because I often get people 

(The same ones who police my tweets-- go figure)

telling me that I'm not his fan anymore.

Is it determined on how much you tweet about him?

Is there a daily quota you are expected to reach?

Or is it how much you flail and squee over his girlfriend?

Do your ovaries have to burst on a weekly basis?

Maybe it has to do with how much you feel the need 

to defend him by pointless arguing on Twitter

Or trolling the gossip sites comment sections

and spending endless hours attacking anyone
who doesn't see Rob quite like you do?

No. Fuck. Jesus.

I'm interested in Rob's career.

I don't care about his relationship with Twigs.
I'm looking forward to "LIFE" coming out.
I'm glad he signed on to "Good Time"
and will be working on LCOZ soon...
(forgive me for being wary until he's actually on set-

But once bitten... Twice shy)
I want to see him in a movie.
Or on a talk show...
Or a photo shoot in a magazine.
I go to his movies. I buy the DVDs.
I talk about him if there is something
interesting going on...
That's what a fan does.
That's what I do.

So get off my dick.

This post is brought to you by 

"Same shit... Different day."

For years fans of Rob and Kristen

had to deal with the Lunatic Nonstens

Screaming "PR" every time a picture came out of

Rob and Kristen together.

They tried to disprove their relationship

claiming the pics were fake... Or staged...

And tried to convince people that it was all just

part of their contract... A job.

All the while they wasted no time trashing and insulting

Kristen every chance they got.

Sound familiar?

Now we have the Lunatic Baby Brigade.

Same song. Same dance.

They scream "PR" every time a picture of

Rob and Twigs come out...

Claiming the pics are old, fake or staged.

They try to convince people that it's all part of a contract

That its just a job.

All the while they continuously trash and insult 

Twigs every chance they get.

A bullshit conspiracy

Based on lies and delusion.

This post is also brought to you by...

My endless adoration of
Thomas Sturridge.

Always.
Forever.

Until next time

Bye for now

The Good, The Bad... The Crazy.

It's been a while, hasn't it?
Need to catch up on the fandom hijinks?
 I do.

How about the GOOD
The BAD
and the CRAZY?

Let's start with Crazy...
always the most entertaining.

JELLY BEAN was born!
Imagine that!!
Rob and Kristen
had another invisible baby!
I mean if you are going to have a 2nd fake baby
invisible is the way to go.
Invisible poopy diapers.
Invisible 2am feedings.
Invisible crying.

And you can travel all over the world
and never have to worry about babysitters!

Here is a picture of Kristen
taken at the end of May 2015

(Could her stomach BE any flatter?)

Supposedly she is heavily pregnant
(over 8 months)
and ready to deliver...
I guess being invisible pregnant
is a plus too!!
No stretch marks.
No weight gain.
No discomfort.

No labor!!
Lucky Kristen!

So far we have a Sweet Pea

And now a Jelly Bean...

What's next?
Peach Pit?

 Little Pumpkin Seed?

OH WAIT!!!
I know!!!
Since the Baby Brigade are convinced
the next one will be a boy...
(The "CUZ" magically seems to know this)
And they also seem to have this food obsession...
How about...
BLUEBERRY!!

They can call him BB for short!

The bouncing baby boy!

 How about some BAD (and some crazy)?

 You've all seen the 'interview' by now.

Kristen's mom Jules Stewart

Was supposed to be interviewed about her wolf project.

And amazingly...

Completely unexpected 

Shockingly

(Please read with major sarcasm)

The talk turned to Kristen.

And her sexuality.

And her millions.

And her relationships.

After it was posted...

Jules denied ever mentioning Kristen.

The reporter made a huge deal about her 'integrity'
(which she obviously never had)

And made claims about proving Jules talked about Kristen.

And then...

Nothing.

No proof.

Who is the liar?

Kinda moot at this point... Isn't it?

It's like pulling out the knife

After stabbing someone...

'Oops sorry!'

But the wound is still there.

Here's the thing...

What was annoying about this whole situation

wasn't Kristen's sexuality.

It's 2015

Why is it even a topic?
Why is it a big deal?
Why was it mentioned at all?

What is irritating is that either Jules

Used her daughter to garner more attention...

Or the reporter used Kristen to garner more attention.

Either way...

It's Kristen being used
and her personal business being talked about...
when there was NO REASON to bring her up.

And that is bullshit.

There wasn't anything shocking or horrible

being said in the article

Kristen isn't hiding her life from anyone...

She's too busy living it to give a fuck

what other people think.

But it's the fandom hyenas who have to

Rip and tear at everything Kristen does...

Even when she hasn't done anything.

They were the most vocal in supporting

this supposed writer...
(of course they were)

They debated the topic for days

And they defended the writer
(and then quickly backtracked)

And as usual they were 

ALL ABOUT KRISTEN

Don't they have other things to focus on?

(Like Rob or his current girlfriend perhaps?)

I mean...

If you want to believe in this interview

Then don't forget that Jules also said...

"She’s still friends with her ex-boyfriend 

and she’s moving forward."

I guess that would shoot down the 

'Rob and Kristen hate each other' theories...

 Bottom line?

This whole drama isn't Kristen's issue.

It's the people who want to poke their noses

Somewhere it doesn't belong

Making assumptions on things they know nothing about.

And people using Kristen's star power

To get attention for themselves.

It seems the whole point of the interview 

was about Kristen all along.

 And That just fucking sucks.

SOME GOOD.

Here is Kristen the same night all this 

Bullshit drama was taking place.

Speaking at 'Women in Film' in L.A.

Looking radiant and happy...
Focused on her work

And not giving a single fuck 

what some online assholes think about her life.

She's doing just FINE.

(And that pisses the hyenas off... Big time)
Better than fine...
Fucking GREAT.

Thank you very much.

MORE GOOD.

 A trailer for Queen Of The Desert.
There's not a lot of Rob...
But what you see looks good.
And I have to admit it was wonderful hearing
him speak with his normal accent.
I've missed hearing his voice.
I'm not usually one for 'epic' type films
but of course
for Robert Pattinson
I will always make an exception.

EVEN MORE GOOD.

Drake Doremus tweeted:
"Mixing EQUALS this week!"

Can we have a YAY?

And just who do those fingers...
who are caressing Kristen's face...
Belong to?

Mayhaps those fingers be these fingers?
That belong to that guy...
with that FACE?
(Talk about GOOD)

I cannot tell you how badly I need this movie
Must. Have. NOW.

And guess what?
MORE FUCKING GOOD!
Who da thought in this fandom??

LIFE Stills.
How adorable is Rob with the little boy?
How wonderful is the smile that lights up his face?
How anxious am I to see this movie?
When will we ever get a damn trailer?
Why does Rob look so good in a suit and tie?
So many questions.
Never any answers.
Such is LIFE.

This post is brought to you by
my endless adoration
for
Thomas Sturridge.
Always GOOD

He was there from day one.
Imagine the stories he could tell.
Not that he ever would.

"I don't talk about my friends behind their back."

“When you agree to be interviewed,
it’s an opportunity to review your own moronic-ness” he says.
“It’s OK if I come across as a complete idiot,
 but it’s not fair for me to describe or refer to anyone else.
 Anyone can be tainted by my mention of them”

Anyone that has Tom as a friend...
is very lucky indeed.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Random Reflections

I thought I would just write about

what I have observed this week in the fandom...

1.Fucking BRILLIANT American Ultra Trailer.

Seriously?

How fucking AWESOME was this trailer??

I adore Jesse Eisenberg

and I Love LOve LOVe LOVE

that he and Kristen were together in this movie.

Wonderful Chemistry.

And Kristen?

Badass.

Gorgeous.

This trailer did exactly what it was meant to do...

Made me crazy anxious to see this movie.

You gotta admit

Kristen's career is on FIRE

The girl is working her ass off

and it's paying off

BIG TIME.

This is what being a fan is all about...

Getting to watch someone you adore

on the big screen

fucking slaying everyone.

2. The Baby Brigade

And their ongoing convoluted conspiracy theories

and irrational excuses trying to explain why

Rob and Kristen

Haven't been seen together in 2 years.

(And with other people)

And how in the world Kristen and Rob managed to be married

And not only have 1 baby

Completely unbeknownst to the entire world...

(And completely invisible for over a year)

But also managing to be like 15 months pregnant with #2.

Not sure how 2 of the most papped celebrities have fooled everyone

For so long

Except of course... Those who have insider cousins

And wear tin foil hats...

And will believe anyone as long as it's what you 

want to hear.

F.U.B.A.R.

Big Time.

3. Kristen And Alicia.

I'm indifferent about the nature
of Kristen's relationship with Alicia.
(Kinda how I feel about Rob and Twigs)
People can speculate all they want...
But it's Kristen's life and she's
living it the way she wants to.

But I do have to say one thing.
Alicia gives me Nikki Reed kinda vibes.
Yeah...
Kinda Deja Vu-ish

Clingy
Needy

Thirsty.

I don't know.

And this isn't 'hate' directed at Nikki or Alicia

Just an observation...


4. Rob.

There hasn't been much to write about Rob lately.

He wore a red nose for charity

Which was all kinds of cute.
He's in a movie.
He's not.
Wait he is.

But then maybe not.
I don't like getting caught up in the details
of shit like that.
I prefer to wait until he's actually on set.
Then I get excited.
And then I have to wait forever to actually see the movie.
Like "LIFE"
whats the deal with that one?

Anyway.
Rob still looks good walking...
So that is always a GOOD thing.
Even with orange Nikes.

5. Tom

I still adore him.
Completely.

Green. Sheep.
Forever.

This post is brought to you by...

Pinocchio

A lie keeps growing and growing
 until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

And just because you keep telling yourself
that something is true...
Doesn't make it so.

Until next time.

Bye for now.