Sometimes I just get so tired of hiding my ROBsession.
My addiction... my reason for being.
OK, that's a bit fucking melodramatic... but you get the point.
So.
I try really (really) hard to stay off the computer
when my husband is lurking around.
1. It's just common sense, less bullshit I have to deal with.
2. Believe it... when I am on the computer... Husband is always lurking.
Sometimes I think he must be related to Oregano...
That's how fucking good he is at it.
But, last night... Husband was watching baseball (again)
and I was so fucking bored...
I found myself flipping open my laptop.
Getting my fix...
Getting doused with all that is Robert Fucking Pattinson.
Drowning in him... losing myself in his fierce
(yes, I still love that word) beauty.
Then Husband, trying to be funny (TRY being the operative word, here)
asks me to look up some lameass baseball statistics...
As. Fucking. If.
Husband: Hey- could you look up blah blah blah blah? (and honestly, that's what I heard...)
Me: No.
Husband: Come on- I just want to know blah blah blah...
Me: No.
Husband: It will only take you a minute... Blah blah blah blah blah
Me: No. (You think he would get the hint, here... but NO)
Husband: Oh I see... You can't tear yourself away from your VAMPIRE page.
Me: No.
Husband: Blah, blah, blah... blah blah blah
And then I shut him out completely.
There are only so many BLAHS I can deal with.
It just goes to show...
that husband is still fucking clueless...
He fucking brought up VAMPIRES... AGAIN!!!!
I guess I am better at hiding my love/lust for Rob
than I thought.
Excellent.
Bye for now ♥
You are not alone. My live changed completely since i saw twilight and discovered Robert Pattinson. I think i am like millions of women, because I am in the thirties and surely not a teenager obsessed by him. I have ordered all the films he ever made. I will leave next week for London. I am mad.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ blah blah blah. You are soooo not Oregano. You are much sweeter smelling.
ReplyDeleteHubbies should be left in the dark. It's better that way. ♥
Rosie!
ReplyDeleteMan, how I've missed your blog! Can't believe I missed so many posts while I was away.
This post had be LOLing BFT.
"Can you look up blah, blah, blah?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You KNOW I get THAT!
"Vampire page" - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm dying here!
<3 you 4evah!
Oh Rose... I love it when you do a family commentary post.
ReplyDeletelove it and you,
Tess