New Moon Crazy? I'll Show You Crazy.

*Spoilers*

1. I'm going to talk about New Moon...
I really don't get the whole spoiler thing to be honest...
Have you read the book?
No big surprises.

2. I purposely stayed off the computer pretty much
all day on Friday.
I went to see the movie...
and then I just needed to step back.

3. See the first picture up there ^
Robward walking towards Bella.
Yes.
Walking.
My favorite part of the movie....
he parks his damn shiny Volvo...
and fucking struts over to Bella.
Then he kisses her.
Shit.
Funny thing is...
My favorite part of Twilight
was Robward walking into the cafeteria...
Where do you think his legs will take him in Eclipse?

4. I'm a bitch.
I can admit it.
I actually relish my bitchiness.
So on the way to the theater...
I was all nervous and angsty.
I went from one extreme to the other.
First... I felt like every asshat on the road
was heading to the theater to see New Moon.
Fuckers.
Then.
I felt like a complete idiot...
driving to see New Moon...
All nervous and excited...
but I was still envious of all the people
outside the Twilight bubble...
Who had no fucking clue about New Moon...
Who didn't give a rats ass about Robert Pattinson.
Have I broke on through to the other side?
Probably.

5. I loved the movie.
I loved Robert.
I loved Kristen.
I even loved Taylor.
I will go see it again.
But yet...
Something was missing for me.
I talked it over a little bit with Trix...
She felt the same way.
(not a surprise... she and I agree on most things)
When I left the movie...
I had to actually reflect on what I saw.
How I felt.
I think New Moon is a better made movie.
It looks better.
The acting is better...
I loved the movie.
But the thrill...
the overwhelming euphoria
I felt for Twilight...
wasn't there.
Why?
Well... for one thing...
I'm fucking burnt out on New Moon.
Toast. Crisp.
I'm actually glad all the hype and frenzy is behind us.
I was completely and totally saturated with everything.
I couldn't take any more.
Full. Stuffed.
Another thing...
Part of the huge draw of Twilight...
was seeing Edward Cullen brought to life.
Not just part of the draw...
The fucking reason I'm here right now.
Edward Cullen.

I couldn't wait to see Robert become Edward.
(and yes... he was perfection)
With New Moon...
I still was anxious to see Edward...
But I kinda knew what he looked like already.
You know what I mean?
Who knows...
Maybe once the buzz and fever over the movie
has died down some...
And my nervous system has had time to heal...
I will get all bent over New Moon.
Maybe I just need to see it a few more (dozen) times.
That might be it.

6. I loved most of the interviews with Rob and Kristen.
Rob on Letterman was great.
Kristen on Conan and Jimmy Fallon...
Fucking outstanding.
All 3 of them on Kimmel was fantastic!
I love Ellen.... but...
Rob came out and the audience fucking
screamed for 10 minutes.
Really?
Um... SHUT UP!
You are wasting precious minutes...
Minutes that I could be listening to Rob talk...
Or laugh...
Don't you want to hear what he has to say?
Can't you tell he is uncomfortable with it?
Don't you fucking CARE???
Irritating. Frustrating.
Honestly?
I think Kristen fucking killed on her interviews
she wins the charming and witty award.
Rob, of course was all of that...
But I have one complaint.
SIT UP STRAIGHT!
He always slouches.
Such a tall beautiful man...
slouching in the chair...
Like he's trying to be as small as possible...
trying to hide.
*sigh*
I guess I understand.

Bye for now