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Monday, January 18, 2010

1 + 1 = Rob and Kristen



*sigh*
What to write about.
There isn't too much in terms of Robert.
Supposedly, he's in England
doing pre-production on his next movie.
Supposedly, Kristen is back in the States...
doing her thing for the upcoming Sundance Film Festival.
(I can't WAIT to see Kristen!)
(Is Robert with her? ;) 
Hmmm.
So I guess I talk about...
Rob and Kristen?



Last night were the Golden Globes.
Taylor was there.
I totally understand why Summit is pushing him
to the forefront right now.
He's polished.
He's slick.
He's well behaved.
He's clean-cut.
Kinda the opposite of Robert and Kristen?
Anyway.
There were rumors all over the place about
Gerard Butler and Jennifer Anniston.
Why?
Well... they are promoting their latest movie.
So they appear together.
And of course... that means they are a couple.
Sound familiar? 

But riddle me this...
IF
Gerard and Jennifer were caught snuggling 
at a concert...
Or pictured on a hotel balcony the night after an event...
Or playing footsie in a limo...
Or holding hands on an airport tarmac...
Or say...
Gerard was in Scotland for the holidays...
and all of a sudden Jennifer showed up
and was hanging out with him...
What would you think then?

Exactly.
You would think they are in a relationship.
Unless you are Robert and Kristen...
Then you are just friends, buddies... pals.
Who kinda just happen to turn up at the 
same place 
All the damn time.
Together.
 
Mere coincidence.
 
See what I mean?

1 + 1 really does = 2

Bye for now


21 comments:

Unknown said...

oh dear rose! that's why i love reading your blog! i love ur sense of humor and certainly ur application of sarcasm. of coz to those people, jennifer and gerard are together while rob and kristen are only maybe good friends, fwb, pals, good co-workers...but never a couple!

Anonymous said...

I've been following ur post in a couple months..But this is my first comment to say Thank you for all Great and Awesome Robsten stuffs..I Love it <3

May said...

But riddle me this...

IF

Gerard and Jennifer were caught snuggling

at a concert...

Or pictured on a hotel balcony the night after an event...

Or playing footsie in a limo...

Or holding hands on an airport tarmac...

Or say...

Gerard was in Scotland for the holidays...

and all of a sudden Jennifer showed up

and was hanging out with him...

What would you think then?



Exactly.

You would think they are in a relationship.
Unless you are Robert and Kristen...
Then you are just friends, buddies... pals.
Who kinda just happen to turn up at the
same place
All the damn time.
Together.

Mere coincidence.

See what I mean?


1 + 1 really does = 2



I heart the way so eloquently write what I actually think, bb. Awesome post, as always. <3

Anonymous said...

Rose, this is why I 8> you so much. You can see the TRUTH. Yes, I believe they are a couple and have been for some time.

Nicki Finn said...

Another amazing post !! I often do wonder how they are always (ALWAYS) in the same place at the same time with no one else from the Twilight Saga with them. They could very well be very good friends but I too have very close guy friends and TRUST ME, I do not look at him like she looks at Rob, I do not hold onto his hand, or arm when walking to a plane, I do NOT snuggle or even talk that close to him and I by no means sit that close in a HUGE ASS limo with him. ALL THE SIGNS are there and we LOVE IT !! Thanks for another thinkg to think about on the fine day !!

Anonymous said...

I love the way you make your point. Succinctly. 'Nuff said.

I didn't watch the Globes, though I would have if Rob or Kristen were there. Not interested in Taylor but you're right. Summit is pushing him and he is slick and poised and just...so. He turned me off during Twilight promo when he kept using his finger as a gun trigger and making that clicking sound with his tongue. Ewww. Or posing with the two thumbs up. Another Eww. I get he's just a kid, but open his shirt to his belly, add bling, and whaddya have? Exactly.

Anonymous said...

No problem with Summit promoting Tay.Let him do the dirty business and leave Rob and Kristen alone in their privacy.They had enough craziness all this year and they'll have some more the next months.They must live their love quietly and private.Because they're IN LOVE as much as some idiots say the opposite.

Anonymous said...

Rob+Kristen=in love
Hands down!

I have a feeling that will see so much more from them and i don't mean with their movies.My instict tells me that there's more to come.

Anonymous said...

If it's true that Summit is controlling Rob and Kristen not to be together, how about believing that they became rebels and finally got married secretly? There are some hints having some of the Brit Packs behind the secrecy. Well, very tricky indeed to believe but there's a possiblity. I'm not an obsessed Robsten fan but the possiblity just make me feel happy and contented...;) Love you Rose, you're amazing!

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Nicki Finn said...

Anonymous 10:32, can you elaborate on the Brit Pack backing them and that whole story. I am very intersted in anything more you have to offer !! Thanks so much !!

RPCinemaMajo said...

I disagree on one point Rob will be scruffy sometimes but Rob's style red carpet and events is best like this or it may exceed one thousand taylor ...

Of course I do not think that using Taylor Summit for that reason simply is not another because you can not have R or K ... Rob is full work and has better things to do...

And I really think that R and K are I think it became clear the new year ... thanks

Anonymous said...

Rose, once again, so eloquently said.

Let's face it, movie-set romances are a dime a dozen. Many come and go, and most we never even hear about.

I think what sets Rob and Kristen apart, despite their youth, is the fact that they first formed an extremely strong friendship. Also, neither of them are frivolous people and both have strong attachments to friends and family.

Love them both, and love you too Rose. You're one of a kind.

Lynn

Anonymous said...

You're right Rose. Taylor is polite, slick ... but I'd die to see Rob and Kristen attending or presenting the Oscar's. I know it's difficult, but I still keep my hopes up!

If I see Taylor at the Oscar's, I'll die too, from disappointment though..

Kathy said...

Rose, reading your blog is one of several "highpoints" in my day. Even if you don't have much to say. You always say what I'm thinking. I think it would be SO utterly delicious if Rob went with Kristen to Sundance. I'm just loving them together SO much.
xoxo

Anonymous said...

It's because people aren't afraid to use logic in other peoples cases, but if people were being logical about Rob and Kristen then it would be so obvious they are together. You would think though after the 30th ridiculous excuse they have to come up with to explain something away they'd finally concede. Some people were even saying until Rob PERSONALLY tells them face to face he's with Kristen they won't believe it. So there you have it, they picked something so impossible so they never have to deal with the reality of what it is.
Thanks for your blog Rose! I love your sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

About Taylor. . .
He is a good young actor, confident and poised in front of an audience, and a good spokesman for the franchise. He is not responsible for the absence of Rob and/or Kristen.
He's a young kid building his career and has done nothing to earn our disdain.

His biggest crime is that he's not our glorious Rob, who we all miss. Let's go easy on Taylor.

Lynn

Becca Lynn said...

Hi Rose,

Enjoyed your blog once again. Have you ever thought about writing? You really have a way with words. I'm an English teacher and I think you are very talented. Remember, Stephanie had never written until she had this wonderful dream and look what came from that!

Enjoy your day!
Becca

sjjw said...

I agree with Becca Lynn, you are a good writer! I was an English major and worked on my masters. To my father's dismay, I never finished. But anyway, keep up the good work. I am new to your blog, but I do check it every day now. Your thoughts echo mine. I have never had a celeb crush before. Never. I just read your post from Jan. 4. It really made me think, as did the comments. If Rob was just a pretty face, I wouldn't be here. But he was photographed carrying Salinger's Nine Stories. (someone told me this) I was reading that book when I met my husband. He was reading that book too, even though he was an Engineer and never had to take an English lit class. It's one of the main reasons I love him. And a guy who reads is just soooo amazing to me. Rob reads. It's one of the many many things I like about him. So Rose, thank you. Many share your passion. I am one of them. I am happily married to a great guy (who reads) but Rob is well...Rob. I just wish him well. And, I LOVE him with Kristen. They do seem to have helped each other so much through the craziness. It makes me happy that he is happy. Best to all!

Vampsus said...

I missed your blog yesterday.
Kind of unusual for me.
Anyway....

Sauntering
Strutting
Strolling...

Damn Straight!
and heartyou, by the way

Alannah said...

Hey! I absolutely love this blog and I think you're fabulous!
I just feel like now you think you have yo justify whatever you write, your posts are amazing and they don't need any backing-up and you of course are entitled to your opionins (never mind that they are actually FACT)

I sorta miss your sarcastic humour and beautifully obsessed analaysis of Rob and Kristen now because people's rudeness and insecurities are dragging you down to a point where you're preoccupied with satiating their desire to cause conflict over every silly little thing.
Most people who visit this blog do so because they enjoy the things you have to say, and your talent for putting down in words what everyone else is thinking and feeling but just couldn't verbalise is so attractive

So forget the "Nonstens"(pardon my word use)and just keep doing what you do :)

Irish Love.. xoxo