So yeah... I'm back home.
Whoop dee doo
I feel totally out of it...
Not rested or relaxed...
Totally exhausted.
But that is neither here nor there.
I just have a couple of things to say...
and then I promise to write a REAL post tomorrow.
And by real I mean more than a couple of paragraphs.
1. Robert, Thomas and Samuel haven't been seen in a few days.
Whatever could this mean?
Well.
It could mean they have reached their destination (Kris)
or
Because there aren't pictures for proof of their whereabouts...
We can only assume they don't exist.
That's kinda how it works...
If you don't see a picture of Robert...
He doesn't exist.
And hey... I may have been gone for the last 5 days...
but I haven't lost complete touch with what is going on.
The excuses are all lying in wait...
You know what I mean...
IF a picture turns up in NOLA
"Well, we all knew he would show up there anyway to _____"
Let's fill in the blank...
to drop Tom off at the set
to say hello to a buddy on the set of her movie
because that is what friends do!
to publicize Bella's birthday and the re-release of Eclipse!
DUH! You know it's true!
to do pre-production for Breaking Dawn, even if it's not being
filmed in New Orleans!
to do some scouting for some other movie he's in!
to party in NOLA! I'm sure they will let Kristen tag along!
Yadda Yadda Yadda.
Yeah. It's all bullshit.
How about this?
Kristen is busy working.
Robert has some free time until she is finished.
What to do.
What to do.
Hey!
ROAD TRIP!
What better way for 3 Brits to see some of the USA?
Win/Win!
Robert, Thomas and Samuel get to hang out
They get to see parts of the USA they wouldn't normally see...
They make stops in cities they are interested in...
Kristen finishes up work.
Robert is there when she's done.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Just because we haven't seen a picture
doesn't mean they aren't in New Orleans...
I guarantee you they are SOMEWHERE...
And it just FEELS like
NOLA to me.
I don't know.
This post is brought to you by the letters *E* and *N*
E for all the lameass excuses that are foaming all over the place
Clean up that shit, will you?
N for NOLA!!
What else?
Do a little dance.
Make a little love.
Get down tonight.
;)
Bye for now
♥♥♥
*DISCLAIMER*
Please don't read more into comments than
what is there.
No one is claiming to be anyone
or know anyone.
We are just having fun.
Thanks.
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But they are too cute to not exist!
GREAT POST! ;)
it is good to see you back. i have missed your posts. I completely agree. I think they are somewhere together hiding from the world...it shows they know how to do it!! I bet Tom and Sam are in room next to them...well...maybe not next to them...lol..that could get loud all with them reuniting and all.
i can't wait to see them together again.
Maybe he went home. You don't know. Ever heard of the paps?
Welcome back Rose , we all missed you ..and I'm with you , every time we have taken a vacation specially if the kids go , I need a vacation from the vacation ...I'm so glad that you ( by the sound of it ) had lots of fun ..
Lastly ...all I care about is that they are together , even if there is no picture better yet I'm glad there is not pictures of them as much as I will love to see one ....have a great Sunday chao
Rose hey there girl I"M SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR HOME I do hope you did have a good time .I agree with ya who knows where there at Mite be with kristen I'M sure hes is. and no pic good they need time together whats next no one knows BUT THEM and Im sure he has that BEAUTIFUL BIG ASS SMILE on his face TIME WELL TELL Thank you Rose NOW GO GET SOME REST DEB.
bwahahah, I love that Robert is "scouting" locations for a new movie. He's such a multi-tasker for a B-slash-A list actor! I also love that he's scouting for homes to live in while he shoots Bd. That's just precious, cause someone in his position would NEVER delegate such menial tasks to normal gophers via the studio or his handlers. I love how their PR mavens feed them this baloney and they actually believe it.
So happy you're back and posting!
People are awesomely entertaining. They make the robsten chronicles so much more fascinating, I can't believe it. I'm going to write a social psychological thesis on denial and group think one day about Robsten and a segment of their "followers."
@HONEY. wow he went home? lmao that's lame. he drove for hours. he was even seen in housten just hours away from kstew who he didn't see for 3 weeks just to head back home LOL he didn't head home. im sure his in NOLA. his probably just staying out of the spotlight by staying at a hotel or going somewhere private. i just don't think he would head back home when he was so close to where kristen was filming. use common sense people!
Hey Rose, I'm glad you're back home! I guess that you've spent a nice time in Boston, but I'm actually happy that we have you back to your blog!
Rob and Kristen are completely MIA. Not sightings, no pics, no twetts. I hope they enjoy their time together. People say that celebrities can walk around NO without being disturbed, perhaps that's the reason we know nothing about them.
I missed your post Roses So much.
The excuse are always the same Bulshit and I'm laughing at the lame excuses.
We all know Rob is in NOLA with Kristen...where else would he supposed to go.
They always end up together...always.
Not, having pics it's a good thing...thought I would be lieing if I said I wouldn't like to see pics...but not having pics means that they are enjoying themselfs without people harrassing them...and most importantly they are Safe.
Peace and love to all
Rose: Welcome home. I'm always needing a vacation AFTER the vacation. A lot of work goes into getting ready, going and getting back into the swing of things. I hope it was fun.
I only posted once since you were gone.
I was also glad to see Rob and his bff's(on the road) I also chuckled to myself thinking about three Brits DRIVING (TOM doesn't drive) Destination: Kristen
I miss seeing them and I have to say NOLA is pap free. Only one picture of Kristen since getting there, and none of Rob. Didn't you love the last picture we got of Rob smiling with the guitar in hand? (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE)..
Grazie for posting. I'm looking forward to more news and maybe pictures of OUR favorite couple.
Hi to everyone that enjoys Rob and Kristen.
Patty
Honey
The voices in you head...are still speaking to you...go take your meds.
Welcome home Rose...you were missed indeed.
Well, for someone who is totally exhausted you continue to be brilliant in everything you write!!!
LOVE the title... "undercover(s) in NOLA"...and yeah...make a little love, get down tonight...RK
Welcome Homeblog! ;)
Twirling with you,RK,Tom and Sam!
Happy dance!!!
Somewhere RK are being RK, together and happy!
XO from Brazil! (Khills)
I kinda envy these three blokes. I'd like to go on a road trip too, if circumstances would allow. Love their sense of adventure!
First off, I am SO glad you are back....
Love the title to this post!
I am sure they are all together and having a great time! New Orleans is an AWESOME city to visit!!
Can't wait to see what happens next!
Rose, you were missed whilst on your vacation. I hope you had a good time, but I'm glad you're back.
I'm glad there a no pictures of our dear Rob and Kristen. They need to be left alone. It will all start up again soon enough with BD.
I picture them having a GRAND reunion, and then having some fun in NOLA with Tom and Sam. Ah! To be young and in love again!
Rose, your back! I totally agree with you, they're together somewhere and being very private about it...good for them. The letter E should stand for Eat it haters, cause now maybe they'll stop with the stupid excuses for Rob being there. Ugh it is kinda funny the crap they come up with.Welcome back we all missed you.
That should be are no pictures! Clumsy fingers!
Top of the morning to ya ROSEEEEE! & the “Regs!”
Where else would Robert be? This is the question……at hand……As obvious as it may seem to most……You still got to hear it …Poor Rose!
"To publicize Bella's birthday and the re-release of Eclipse!
DUH! You know it's true! "
Duh!.......it's true....LOL this one is my `fav...LMAO!
Holidays have a strange way of making you feel tiered than when you first left.....Either that or it's all that fox-trotting you've been doing between the sheets! .......BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Duh!
It was mentioned a "Romantic Hol"....was it not? I'm only teasing you Rose......I have missed you daily input in my mundane life....Glad you had the chance to get away! Seeing other things than the same 4 walls.....Is great for ones inner peace...Even if you are exhausted!
Thanks all those kind wishes "Regs' it was very thoughtful of you......It was a great avo and might I add the weather put on a show.....stunning spring sunny day....with no wind nor cloud in sight...
OMFG ROB IS IN NOLA!!! just read this on twitter :
My sister just saw Robsten to French Market in NOLA. They buy fruit, and Kstew looked bracelets and some souvenirs. They looked happy =)
She has a photo. Rob hugs Kris and smiles,so sweetly, I'm happy =)
i can't wait for the actual photos yay aww he hugged her! lol <3
btw i don't think that person who twitted that knows good english just saying ;S
Yep, feels right to me too that they're all there. And seriously, when you get out of the big cities, and aren't tied to a production, its not that hard to "disappear". And, they're getting good at it.
another tweet :
Rob and Kristen spotted in New Orleans, hugs and smiles, pic coming. Not tweeting location.
yay! take that nonstens LOL
Ashley,
We better take these sightings with a grain of salt... fans are so eager to see Rob and Kristen that anyone can make up anything
Hi Rose! Glad you had a wonderful time in Boston :)
Ya know what makes Rob and Kris even more special then there obviously are, how HARD they both try to be just normal kids, normal couple. Its so endearing. Makes me love them more, seeing Rob with in that guitar pic. The one at that bar in Texas, he was just hanging out like any other 24 year old would be, hanging with friends, road tripping, driving to see his girl, how romantic is that? he doesn't change for any one.He's not jaded, he is just Rob. :) and KS is his perfect match. (ya think she would trade lives with me for just a few hours LOL)
~30yearoldtwifan
Ya think she'd trade lives for 3 milliseconds...I'd be happy with only that! lol
Donn & Deb It's already there[fb]...before you ask!
http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=VrofzzOZA-4
Rose I missed your snark while you were gone but glad you had some time to relax and be with that dear husband of yours.
Obviously we don't know where Rob is unless a pic came out of his whereabouts. I am with the majority and believe he is in NOLA because it makes the most sense. Why wouldn't he be? He and Kristen are lucky that they have a job that permits them to see each other on location when they want.
My two cents on the excuses...heard some rumors floating around that R/K were getting married this weekend. That's why her dad and brother are in NOLA right now.
You gotta admit some of the excuses are downright funny because they make no sense. I can laugh at those. Now the excuses that are hateful I really get pissed off at.
Before I go...can we ignore the "sticky one"? She really is a nuisance but I think she loves the fact that she gets attention.
If we can't ignore her lets just make fun of her nonsense. It is better than arguing with her.
Hello Rose and everyone else,
I have been lurking here but never posted before. I love the blog and the comments are very funny and keep me amused. I am so appreciative of the way Rose writes about Rob and Kristen and the rest of the twilight/british pack. Love them all.
I know this will sound crazy but does anyone else think that maybe "A" is Tom Sturridge? I know that is probably crazy but I started putting some of the things written together and it just seems like he is. Don't have me committed or anything but what do you think? If he is, I think that "A Friend" is Kristen Stewart. I KNOW how nuts that sounds but someone tell me if you have ever thought that too?? Just maybe?
Sorry to sound like a nutcase but it just has been bugging me and then with the things written in the last few days I had to ask.
Thanks again for all the smiles and I love how you all go after Honey--what a weirdo she is!
Maria
Girls.. Just some advice, if you keep badgering your friend A like that and he/she wont post here anymore. NOT everything is a huge conspiracy ya know. I'm not trying to be mean but really sometimes this fandom goes a bit nutty and its embarrassing.
Maria,
Welcome. This was all explained earlier but I'll recap for you. These two are old friends of Rose's and they like to joke around with each other. While Rose was gone, they just lightened things up around here. No one famous, just a couple of jokers, that's all
Maria
DISCLAIMER*
Please don't read more into comments than
what is there.
No one is claiming to be anyone
or know anyone.
We are just having fun.
Thanks.
please, we are just having fun
Maria I'm the one with the Wild Imagination!...Did you want to share this title with me?.....
They're just friends......Take Roses advise...and dont read to much into simple comments at hand...dear! :)
Thanks Penny--
I know it sounds nutso but some of the other times he/she has posted it sure seemed suspicious.
I really do love reading all of your comments and what Rose says always makes more sense than anything else you read about R/K.
Thanks for setting me straight!
Maria
Rose, I fucking missed you and all the regs. Hope you enjoyed your time off.
It stands to reason that R/T/S made it to NOLA. Plenty of pics of them in Houston as well as Lubbock. Lots of sightings of them in Austin and suddenly nothing. They're there with Kristen.
It's so cool that Rob could be on a yacht somewhere, (that is so NOT Rob), and yet he chooses to hobo roadtrip with best buddies down to NOLA to see his beautiful gal. Gotta love it! This wonderful, gorgeous couple are so down to earth. I hope they never change.
jen...I would sure love to read your thesis. It would make a fascinating read. Keep twirling everyone.
Louisa
Ill take 2 milliseconds!! LOL
@ 30yearoldtwifan.....
I said "3' coz that may give me enough time to look up.....possibly go "bright red" with embarrassment, of course.....and look back down again.....LOL ;)
Spew Bucket!......bbbbbwahhhhhhh!
Sorry but I think its time you all accept that Rob obviously has a serious problem of clinging to Kristen wherever she goes. It is not healthy to stalk someone at their workplace all the time. I hope Kristen's family are aware of this unhealthy obbession of Robs and do not approve. The guy needs help. Obviously his clinging of Kristen is a way for him to deal with his failing career like Bel Ami release being cancelled.
Spew Bucket!......bbbbbwahhhhhhh!
What come over me...oh my!
dam honey.
Do YOU understand that's what a people in a relationship do? they spend time ... TOGETHER.
AND WHY ARE YOU ON A ROBERT PATTINSON BLOG AGAIN? You do know we actually LOVE them as a couple right?? I think your plan is to just be a pest. Like,lice that wont go away, maybe when Rose has had enough she will block your ass for good. I do think so.
Honey,
I think it's time that you accept the fact that you have a serious problem!! You are definately a few fries short of a Happy Meal!!
It's not stalking you dumba$$, She WANTS him there!
I wonder if her family knows about the unhealthy obsession YOU have???
NOW RUN ALONG!
welcome back really missed you and you're great blog!!!! waiting for tomorrow for some witty news.
Good evening my friends!
Love Rob...love Kristen, wherever they are I hope they are safe, together, and having a wonderful time. Oh and Tom and Sam too of course!.....love the idea of a Britpack roadtrip, I sooo need to get some of my girls together and do my own Britpack roadtrip next year!!! :-)
Glad you had a great time Rose....so good to have you back!
I saw The Runaways yesterday, I loved it and I thought Kristen was brilliant in it.
Oh...and as for the 'cuckoo in the nest'...I'm still ignoring.
Much love,
LJ
Maria,
Nothing suspicious going on here. Those 2 just like to prank each other and some of us here go along with it even though we don't really know what they are talking about.
Honey,
Just, no. You need to get a hobby or a boyfriend.
Hey FUCKWHIT Honey
Rob is in NOLA, because that's what they both want to...they want to be together, that's what people that are in a relantionship do...they spend time together...among other things.
and 'Bel Ami release cancelled'...have you completly lost your mind.
No run along...go spit your shit elsewhere.
Missed you! Welcome back! Love the K.C.& the S.S.Band reference; I used to love them!
I hope everybody, who and where ever they are, is having a good time...I hope that makes sense, it's been a long weekend. :)
Louisa Thanks sweetie Why Do I feel so DAMN happy lets? see maybe because of rob and Kristen THEY MAKE ME HAPPY and SOOO very PROUD to be a fan. I love to see young lovers happy. I alway say that it is ROB with that BEAUTIFUL BIG ASS SMILE but you know what KRISTEN has that BEAUTIFUL BIG ASS SMILE too you can see it when she looks into Roberts eyes like she home right where she belongs Isn't that BEAUTIFUL my hart is so happy for them. Once again LOUISA THANK YOU HUN. DEB.
Hi, Rose! I missed you. I hope you had a lovely vacation.
I love that Rob, Tom and Sam took a road trip through the southern United States. I am glad he got to see more of America. It's a great country with a lot of great cities.
I am thinking that Kristen filming OTR inspired Rob to take a road trip.
Yes, the excuses always make me laugh! Of course, in one of them, they would try to tie Rob being in New Orleans having to do with BD. But if BD doesn't start prep for several weeks (in a different city) and there's still no script, then what the heck would Rob be working on in New Orleans? LOL. Me thinks if he's currently there it's because his girlfriend is currently there. Makes the most sense. And it follows with Rob and Kristen's past behavior.
Rob went radio silent after being spotted in Houston which leads me to believe he reached a destination. And considering where he was and the direction he was heading -- I'm thinking it's New Orleans. All we have until pics is our gut and I usually just follow mine. It can be wrong but I trust it more than bullshit on the internet.
There's been a lot of fake sightings and usually that means Rob and Kristen are laying low. Kristen has been in New Orleans for weeks and there hasn't been many pics of her so it's possible.
And when I was in New Orleans, people seemed more interested in enjoying the city than trying to spot celebrities. Perfect place for them. Hope wherever they are and whatever they are doing -- they are enjoying some time together.
Now I am just waiting until True Blood starts. It's the finale and I am excited! But I will be sad to say goodbye to Eric Northman and Alcide Herveaux. I love having these men on my TV every week!
Rose!!
Love this....I agree with Louisa. My favorite excuse is the Bella's birthday!! I mean...she's a FICTIONAL character. Of course, we are talking about a bunch of people who like to live in a alternate reality ;)
@Maria...As much as I would love for Tom and Kristen to visit Rose's blog...I'm sure they are much to busy...especially now while filming. We are just happy that Rose has such wonderful friends who like to be silly with us :) Welcome, we all love Rob and Kristen and Rose is always a voice of reason.
I feel a diary coming on.
Welcome home Rose you've been missed, we just returned from a vacation too and my husband and I agreed that we need a vacation to get over our vacation.
Honey...you know nothing...nothing about Rob and Kristen, nothing about their fans, nothing about Rose, nothing about this blog...in fact Honey you know nothing about life. IF YOU DID...you would realize that at the very minimum Kristen and Rob are good friends (now we all know they are more but...at the very minimum)...now try and stay with me Honey...friends don't want people putting down their friends...so if you think Kristen would be impressed with you...think again..most likely she would give you a two finger salute and tell you to go fuck yourself, if she even took the time to notice you at all that would probably be her response. Now as for Rob and his career, what in the hell do you know about it? Rob is a good actor and he is getting better and better all the time...his career will be just fine..you write as if you know these people...and I don't mean through movies or appearances..but like you have an inside scoop..and maybe in your fantasy world you do...but to the rest of us in the real world...you are so laughable and the things you write come across so delusional that no matter what you say, even if you sat the Sun rises in the East..we won't believe you...you don't know Kristen, Rob, Sam, Tom, Jella, Garrett, or any of the other people in their lives.. you might know your other personalites, you may have met the wizard of oz or the tooth fairy, in one of your psychotic episodes, but you don't know these people, so stop being a fuckwit, take your meds and crawl back under the rock you crawled out from under.
Hyena chronicles
the psychosis continues....
Dear Diary,
Sorry once again about the writing. THEY will only let me use crayons now. Can you believe it? (Stab one nurse with a pen and they never let you forget it!)
So here I am with my green crayon, not even purple (like Bella's sheets), but green for crying out loud.
These people are going to drive me crazy one day.
So, anyway Diary, I am in such a bad mood. I had this huge party planned for my Bella doll, but they won't let me decorate or get a cake. Some crap about rules or reality or something like that.
I've been so lonely too. Those meds made my voices go away for over a week. Tell me, who was I supposed to talk to? No one else understands me.
So, I've been tossing the meds down the toilet and I feel so much better now. I needed help from my friends to sing Happy Birthday to Bella.
I had it all set. I sat my Bella doll down on my lap (they finally gave her back to me) and explained why I'm the only friend she'll ever have.
Rob doesn't love her like I do. If he did, he wouldn't have this unhealthy obsession with her. (Like you do. No I don't. Yes, you do. Shut up voices!!!)
I'll prove I'm better. I'm sitting here hugging myself with my fancy jacket that buckles in the back while he is stalking her at work. He is MAKING her talk to him, laugh with him, and god forbid, kiss him, when she has work to do.
I haven't bothered her in at least a whole week. Hah! I love her more.
(even if she doesn't appreciate it)
Anyway, Diary, not only am I in a bad mood, but my feelings are hurt. I sang Happy Birthday to my Bella Doll. I gave her a big hug, stroked her hair, and put her face next to my ear so she could tell me more of her secrets.
You know what she told me? Hmph.
Do YOU?
She told me...
(sniffle)
she told me...
(wait for it)
she told me...
I'm crazy for talking to dolls and to fuck off!
Sorry diary, I don't think I can go on now. I'm too upset...
(You are crazy! No, I'm not! Yes, you are! No, I'm not!)
SHUT UP, VOICES!!!
SueBee
LOL...Seriously...you are hilarious...I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much.
first off. glad you made it back home.
second i swear we think alike kuz i just think of what you say like hours or days before you post it and I read it and be like "exactly! that's what I was thinking!" lol
but I think that's where they are too. and Rob could have taken a pic with someone and told them not to post it or anything yet, like he did in Texas. He told a lady to wait a few hours til they leave to post the pic she took with him.
and they don't really exist??! haha that was funny! but true people do think like that.
Some of these 14 year olds think somethings wrong with him if they don't see him for days so I know these girls are going krazy haha. it's funny though, to see how crazy and bizarre females act when his name of face comes up anywhere.
Rose, I am so happy you are home safe, and it sounds like you had fun. Now, you need to take a few days to recover from your vacation. I would love to see a pic of Rob and Kris, maybe just a fan pic. I too feel like they are together somewhere in Nola, having fun getting reacquainted. That is the only explanation, because they would not just disappear when we were seeing pics of them everyday. Honey, he did not go home, there would be pics, he is with his love. I have really missed you Rose, and look forward to hearing from you soon. Let's keep dancing and twirling.
Welcome home dear Rose,
Hope the vacay was wonderful, and I do understand the need to vacay after the vacay.
Have so enjoyed the friends, A, and A friend.
Rose, your dear friends kept us hilariously amused. They are the best!
Notice that Jella has made it to NOLA according to his latest blog entry. : ) Too cute.
Take care all, I have company again in and out this weekend. Catch up later.
I have always ignored in the past but......
Honey.......Stop it!
SueBee, the Chronicles have been missed. I would love to see the next chapter.
Believer,
Olivia (TX.)
LOL @ SueBee!! I was braying (and yes, when I laugh loud I bray. I know...it's really sad) so loudly that my husband had to come read what I was laughing about!! He doesn't get my Kristen obsession but said "OK, even I think that is funny!" So...keep them coming :) You are hilarious, well done!!
@ Marie...well said!!
Duh, and here it is....I didn't refresh!
Thanks SueBee ....you are awesome!
Olivia (TX.)
SueBee-
Okay I think this is your best one yet (at least till you do another one)!
Honey is such a sad little basketcase. Actually ALL the obsessed Rob and Kristen fans are.
______________________
Would like to say that if Rob, Kristen or anyone else in their inner circle found Rose's blog somehow and started posting comments I would rather not know it was them. Save me from feeling awkward knowing they have read what I have said about them even if I was being nice.
Hi-
I hear what all of you are saying and at first I agreed but if you go back and look at the comments I really think it might be Tom. Just little things that he and "A friend" (kristin) have said but especially the whole gorilla thing and bananas and talking about wake up calls. It just seems really suspicious. Have any of you ever thought this--I saw you did Louisa and that's really what got me thinking. There was this one post from "A friend" where she even said something about Tom but then it was erased like 10 minutes later. Maybe Tom is A's name too?
Just look back at the comments with an open mind. Maybe its wishful thinking but it really does seem like A is Tom and "A Friend" is Kristin Stewart. Do you think Rose might know them?
@ maria.....You're coming close with that title dear....Rob & kristen have better things to do in there lives.....Why would they even bother to visit this blog....They have millions of fans.....It's been explained....
Just except it....REALLY!...:)
@ SueBee
I agree with Melinda, I think that was your best one yet. ;-)
SUEBEE HO my GOD girl your to much how can any one have a bad day when you post your DIARY LOL YOUR TO FUNNY abut what you write is SOOOOOOOOO true Please keep up the good work by making us all laugh. DEB
I concur with the others SueBee...best one yet.
@Maria
As cool as that would be, I'm sure celebrities have better things to do than hang out with us.
Don't get me wrong, I think we are full of awesomeness. Even so, I think our awesomeness only goes as far as us--the, regular, nonfamous people.
@ SueBee
Yes we all are quite AWESOME aren't we!!
Lol @ SueBee...us regular nonfamous folk!! I agree..we are awesome!! I don't know about you...but I'm gonna be famous after I take that class I was talking about the other night ;) Bawahahaha!!
**DISCLAIMER** Famous among my friends and my hubby ;) They don't think I have the balls to do it...I'm gonna show them. Hehehehe!!
@A
(and the other sweet posters)
Thanks for the accolades. Since I was inspired, partial credit needs to go to the fruitcake my diaries are based on. Truth is stranger than fiction.
If we are picking celebrity personas--can I be Megan Fox?
@ Suebee....doesn't MF have big bazzookas! lol
@ SueBee...Really??
If we get to pick...I want to be Betty White! LOL!! She has had a awesome career and she can say whatever she wants to ANYBODY and everyone thinks it's hilarious ;)
My previous comment should have said:
What?? Rose is Jodie Foster....AWESOME!!
;-)
If SueBee is Megan Fox...who can I be??
Hi A,
I hear you but do you all live in a hotel? What was with the wake-up call thing?
Also, what is the deal with bananas and gorilla and all that?
Plus, how can you have a normal job but be out partying so much? You said you took time off to be with friends before they went to work but really?
I just can't help thinking you are Tom, Rob's friend!!
@A
You got it, baby. ;o)
A--I guess you missed that conversation.
Well, you see...erm...I'm gonna take a pole dancing class. Strictly for exercise of course ;) I have no aspirations to be a 35 year old stripper!! But, my friends don't think I'll really do it. I HATE for someone to tell me I'm to chicken to do something so...I start Thursday!!
@manjen
well...you have to be someone hot like me of course! LOL
@ SueBee
But whom shall I be????
@Leigh
I want to take pole dancing classes with you!!!! I've hula hooped on a bar but I've never pole danced. Putting it on the list!!!
But Louisa
You are Rizzo...LOL!!
`Manjen No friggin comment!
Yay!! I am Jessica Alba!!
@ Louisa
Awww shucks...you know I love ya!!
@Louisa
Yes, she has big bazookas! Her eyes are blue and mine are green but let's just go with it, hmmmm?
yes manjen I do...like a friggin hole in the head!
Who can we make A?
Aw man, lessica ALba is pretty hot too. That's a good one for you, manjen.
Remember her is Sin City?
I LOVE Jessica Alba...and attitude just gives you character right?
Louisa...Hmmm....let's see. How about...seriously. I am with manjen. I just think of Rizzo!! BUT I LOVED Rizzo!!
@ SueBee...I wish you could go with me ;) I may need some moral support!
@ manjen .....Lassie?
@Louisa
Well, if I'm being Megan Fox, it would have gone over my head....
Since I am Jessica Alba..I think you should all know that I am sitting here talking to you all in my.....BIKINI!!
@Leigh
I would be there if I could!
I think he should be someone like....hmmm...well since he quotes bad Tom Cruise movies why don't we just make him Tom Cruise...what you think?
A-
Could you just explain the wake up calls? Do these people live in a hotel or what was the story there?
If that made sense maybe I would believe you.
Thanks-
Maria
Hello my dear friend *A*
I've missed our conversations more than I can say...
How is our mutual friend (the one I have known for oh so many years now) doing these days?
I'm jealous that you get to see so much more of her than I do.
Please give her a great big hug for me and tell her and her lucky boyfriend that I'm thinking of them.
As always.
And although you aren't famous my sweet *A*... my feelings for you are just the same.
I think A should be someone who *appears* to be a smooth operator. Notice I said *appears* lol!! Just kidding A ;) You know we love you.
Ohhh. yeah manjen!! think Risky Business!! LOL
I'm going to have to go back to being myself again. The strain of celebrity was just too much for me. LOL
I'm not as beautiful as Megan Fox but my brain works--most of the time.
So "A", how do you feel about green eyes?
@manjen
Bikini, huh? Ooh la la!
@ SueBee
I know...right??
But since we are going back to our old selves...just let me know when I need to be Jessica Alba again and I'm on it!!
Maria
'A' alraedy explain several times...that he is a friend of a long time friend of Rose, the one that comments here by the name of 'A friend' and it was 'A friend' that told 'A' about Rose blog...there's nothing else than this...so why don't give up.
Have a great Dinner 'A'...be safe and have Fun
I'm off for the evening too.
For the record, I enjoy chatting with all of you because you are my friends--anything else really doesn't matter.
@ SueBee
Ditto!
Hi,that`s the first time I post a comment in a blog about Rob and Kristen, this blog looks like more adult. Forgive me, my english is not vey good, I am a brazilian woman enjoying all about Robsten.
thank you
Okay I vote for "A" to be Barry White. You know he has that sex voice and all (talking about Barry not A as I don't know what he sounds like).
If I could look like a celeb I am going to go with Michelle Pheiffer or Portia de Rossi (Ellen's wife).
MARIA- normal people sleep in hotel rooms and play pranks on friends. I know I have in the past. The monkey talk etc. was all in good fun. Nothing more.
Please give it a rest!!
If I were famous...for just ONE day I'd like to be....hmmm Kristen Stewart...well maybe not for a whole day maybe just for an hour.....BUT since I'm not famous nor am I Kristen, I guess I'll go back to watching football with my wonderful, beautiful husband, while trying to figure out someone famous who is vile enough to be Honey...so far as vile as I've gotten is Perez Hilton and somehow I feel that is insulting to Perez...(Whom I think is worse than a cockroach...apologies if you like him)
OK, if we can pick the celebrity we want to be, I'm picking Natalie Portman. We're already about the same size, and she seems so refined which I'm not.
'A' seems like a Jason Bateman type to me. Kind of guy next door, with a devilish streak.
@Marie
HA HA...Honey is Perez Hilton...that is the best line of the night!! Congrats.
Hi Everyone!
Glad you made it back Rose! Appreciate your straight up speak about Rob and Kristen, and have missed your twirling!
SueBee Your Chronicles get better with every diary entry. I wonder if the sticky one is angry you are posting her diary. (lol) And thank you for letting me be your friend.
Leigh You go girl! I'm still working on the belly dancing, it's not easy.
Hi All fellow beievers,
I'm up for a very short time, been ill since early Sat. morn but had to get up and take some nourishment.
Rose: hallelujah You're back!!! And that's all I have to say about that......for now anyway!!
Louisa: despite missing the "a" at the end of my name, you don't have to lecture me anymore on where to pick up your videos, I a smart girl. LOL Oh, and you're Lady Gaga and I'll tell ya' why. coz' she's one brave, sassy woman and so are you............take that as a compliment now woman!!
SueBee: another epic. keep them coming.
Jen: I want to read your thesis as well!! Sounds like an A+ paper to me gal.
oooooooooookkkkkkkkk now with all the excuses again, omg, Well thank God we're all semi-normal here, lol, to know what's really going on. Rob missed Kristen and so there ya' go. Can I say with you all giving your opionion as well, I just am amazed how Rob did not go home to London, even mum's party, but has stayed around to visit Kristen. IDK, it's just a bit wierd to me for a guy that always said he missed his homeland and didn't go back. hmmmm, just thinking things may be a bit more serious between the two of them than any of us may realize. What do you all think? I'm not saying married or engaged, just saying, hmmmmmm. hahaha if that makes sense. take care all, donna
It has been a few days. Houston too is very close to New Orleans. I actually saw no Houston on the map before, but then looked for Houston to New Orleans, and it was there, not too far away. It's possible they're still on the road, or it's possible they've reached their destination.
Honey, yup he went home. You know where his home seems to be? With Kristen. I mean he didn't go to his Mom's Birthday, so pretty sure home now is with Kristen.
Honey, from seeing two comments. You have serious issues with contradicting yourself. We all know deep down you think he went to London. But that doesn't add up. And then you're saying he's too clingy revolving Kristen. Which one is it to be? You think he's gone to London or you think he's gone to Kristen to cling to her? See, you have issues with contradicting yourself.
kstewrocks: I'll let Rob cling to me, bwahhhhhhh as I know any one of us would. By the way, Houston is only like 6 hrs. from NOLA so I'm pretty sure they're there by now already. I so agree with him not going home to London either and I like that: is home is Kristen now!!! good thinking!!
Robert *I wanna see your peacock* by Katy Perry
IF YOU WANT A ROB THRILL, PUT THIS NAME ABOVE IN YOUTUBE AND HAVE SOME WATER READY TO HELP WITH THE SWEAT!!! OMG
Some of you really crack me up, Suebee/Melinda/Manjen and of course Rose, the banter is hilarious at times. I'm so glad I discovered this blog, a lot of happy reading going on! I know I'm only new to this blog but WTF is this Honey person's problem? (probably never been in lust and love)
dowlingana :):) Mhm. Well it seems pretty serious if you're missing out on your Mom's Birthday, to be with your girlfriend. It shows to me, I bet they'd be ready for their own house - living together. Shows to me overall she's very important, I mean you wouldn't miss your Mom's Birthday for just someone you have met and only begun to like for a couple of months.
I agree KStewrocks, it has to be very serious. I mean he goes to Vancouver and now NOLA?? Don't know how serious but pretty serious to say the least. We've all known that he loves London and how he's missed it, atleast he said in past and now he hasnt been there since when???? donna
Marie
Both Honey and Perez hilton are cockroach that I would love to crush...
Good Morning, to Rose the gang!
It sure was fun reading the "Pick a Star Persona" comments yesterday.
Since I have lingered often and posted here once in a while, I wanted to say that I was so happy to finally meet a few of you. (Rose played in Boston, as we did on here.)
Hi, dowlingnana, Wildhart007 and Tracy.
Just thought that I'd share a post I wrote about Rob & Kristen, on my profile at a dating site I've joined. It's in support of them and this blog with a touch from the Musings on Others blog, too.
You'll notice that I will usually appear here in the wee small hours, since I am a nightowl-I'm kind of Ninja-like that way, ha, ha. Yet, I'd love to hear from you all, anytime.
My post reads:
"... I find vampires and werewolves in literature and films, very sexy, in real life, not so much. So, yes, I am a Twilight Saga fan who admires and supports the film's young stars, Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart. As my generation was in the 60's and 70's, they are IMO "Royal Rebels". Me likes folks like that. No, no, I'm not obsessed, it's karma and kismet to me."
It's my hope to be open and honest on that dating site, and to attract a man who is likewise intoxicated. What do you think?
Dee
@katy,if you want help with the crushing,i'm with you!lol
Honey should change her moniker in Vitriol.It goes better with her comments.
Hi again,
Okay okay--I hear you all but I find it suspicious and funny that I question "A" and he disappears??? Then Rose comes on and tries to cover it all up. She hardly ever posts on her comments but she came on just to talk to him and reinforce what you all were saying. Why do that if there was nothing to hide?
I'm just saying....it seems awfully suspicious still to me.
Maria
Wow Maria...I guess I don't care enough to argue with you. You know how we all feel...if you want to look silly...I guess we all do at some point in life :)
If you have really paid as close attention as you say...then you would realize that Rose ALWAYS responds to A friend and A. They are friends. It would be rude of her not to. They actually know each other unlike the rest of us that Rose is kind enough to let hang out on her blog.
We like A so please don't be mean to him. We don't care that he's not someone famous...he witty and charming--so be nice. He is someone we all like to have around and while I can't speak for everyone else...it would be upsetting if he no longer came to visit because someone was harassing him! So please stop!!
I'm not arguing or being mean to A...but I would think that if he was Rob's friend it might be interesting to the rest of you.
Plus, how come in that one post from "A Friend" she even called him Tom?? Then it was deleted a few minutes later. What was that about?
And if Rose knows them in real life what is with the weird names? "A" and "A friend"--why not just put down their names like john and sue or whatever?
Plus, the way "a friend" said she was happy now--at the same time that Rob showed up in NOLA.
And Louisa erased all her posts but she DID think the same thing I am saying and a bunch of you agreed with her.
I'm not crazy or trying to be rude but at least admit that there is something really fishy happening here.
I am not harassing him at all--he seems really nice and fun and hey, how cool would it be to have Rob's friend here to chat with everyone!!
I have to go to class but I just think it is him and that Kristin comes here sometimes as "A friend" too.
Plus Rose even said something about "a friend's boyfriend"--it just adds up.
Maria,
A has already answered your question, because I consider everyone here my "blog friend'. We all have a great time talking about Robert & Kristen and also cutting up about goofy things. I would hate to know anyone quit coming here because they were pissed off from having to answer the same questions over and over.
There are alot of great people here with quite interesting lives. Among us we have, of course, our LOVELY hostess Rose, then we have people who take Pole dancing classes, people with blue eyes, green eyes, brown eyes, hazel eyes, big boob, small boobs, moobs, someone here with an aunt in Canada with boobs so big that she tips over!, we have people who work as elves and we have people who were bit on the ass by a dog which left a hickey (which I must add I had the same thing happen, but it was on my stomach and it did indeed leave a hickey looking mark). People all brought together by one thing, our LOVE of all things Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!
I think you should take the time to get to know each of us, because we would love to get to know you!
With Great Respect,
Manjen
@ Leigh
Well said!
Oh and did I forget to say we have our VERY OWN Rizzo??? (I love ya Louisa)!
And last but not least our resident Sticky Hyena Fuckwit...
Way too much fun for one place!!
Maria,
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. You can believe whatever you like. As long as you realize...it's YOUR opinion. We all have crazy thoughts at one time or another. I can't speak for Louisa...but I do recall her saying she let her imagination run away with her. I have too. It's easy to do. But do I honestly think A is Tom Sturridge...No. Or at least I hope not as that could be quite embarrassing since I have expressed my love of all things TomStu ;)
I agree with manjen...we are a very diverse group. We have fun together! If you get to know us I think you will like us ;) Even if we aren't famous. Sometimes you have to ignore me...I can be a bit blunt when I get upset. I never mean to offend anyone...well, except Honey. And sad to say...I don't think she can be offended!! She too crazy ;)
And to be honest..I think it was Melinda who said yesterday--even if they (Kristen or Tom) did come here...would you really want to know? Not I!! I would be scared they would think I was a crazy...even though I'm not ;) I promise!! I have my own life that's quite busy...I just love all of my friends here on the blog so I try to pop in and be silly with them when I have time. As for A friend deleting her post...we all do it at times. You type something and when you go back and read it...you realize...umm, yeah. That came out SO wrong!! LOL!!
So please get to know us :) We would love to have another person to be silly with ;)
@ Leigh
I totally agree with you..how embarrassing that would be!!
@ manjen
I mean seriously!! Could you imagine?? Some of the things we discuss on here...they would be afraid, very afraid! Rose already thinks we are a bunch of nuts ;) I'm just glad she let's us share in her love of all things Rob and Kristen.
We love you Rose!! Thank you!!
I think I alraedy post this vid...But it's Rob...you know Mr. Holyhotness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJPguiilNM&feature=related
Thanks for explaining and not being bitchy about it...I'm not offended and I hope none of you are either. I just really am suspicious but you guys have been here alot longer so I'll try to take your word for it.
I do think this is a cool group of people. I have laughed alot when I read what you guys talk about so maybe I'll join in next time things get crazy.
BUT, if it turns out that A is Tom and A Friend is Kristin just remember I thought so all along--LOL!
And "A"--if I did anything to make you uncomfortable or whatever I am sorry. Just curious and I love a mystery.
@ Maria
No offense taken..Now let's just have fun!!
LOL @ Maria
Don't worry...you would be the first one who gets credit ;) I would be six feet under...as I would dead from embarrassment!! LOL!! Have you READ some of my comments??
Well, I'm off to get some work done. Yes, I do have a job. I know it seems like I'm a lady of leasure...bawahaha! Nope, I'm just lazy ;) Talk to you guys later :)
Okay...see I was going to go work. I still am, I promise!! BUT I have to ask A friend...what did A do this time? Bawahahaha!! Will that Boy NEVER learn? LOL!!
I swear to God I'm gonna fucking get fired! Shit, this is too addictive. I love all the comments. People in my office think I'm fucking crazy cause I just burst out laughing all the fucking time.
A friend- you're fucking killing me right now! Dude, keep
Shutting them down.
I should go...I'm in the middle of a mind fucking numbing meeting.
E.
EWWWW...he deserves ANYTHING you can dish out!! He went way over the line with the snake!! That is just wrong! The pregnant thing...that's kind of funny...but snakes are NEVER funny! Give him HELL!!
A Friend,
I KNEW it--seriously is that the truth--is it really Rob's friend???
That's so cool if it is and I won't ask him about the testicles thing but OMGOSH I am so excited.
YAY!! See you guys--I'm not crazy. Nothing like this ever happens to me!!
A friend
Give us all the creppy details about 'A'...the pregnant thing was actualy kinda funny
A fucking snake! I could have killed him!
He is bad! I just gave up on the meeting and came back to my office. I'd rather be here than with those candyass suits. I'll probably get in trouble but what the hell...nothing I can't handle.
A friend,
I would literally kill anyone who put a snake in my bed or anywhere within a mile of me. I hate, fear, loathe snakes. I once stayed in my house an entire day because I saw one of those disgusting things slithering in the yard. I truly, no lie, check in the corners of my bathroom every time I enter just because I read a story of someone who found one in their bathroom.
"A" deserves whatever punishment you give him. Please, please tell me you have something truly diabolical planned. Steal his clothes, make him run naked through the halls, something please.
A friend
For real?! a live snake...that is all kind of gross...I loathe snakes...Horrible critures...I would kill 'A' just for that.
A-friend you're not the only one that gets it. My lovely co- workers thought that it would be funny to decorate my office. So last Thursday when I opened my door I find that all my walls were covered with Rob's pictures...I mean like a hundred of them. My fucking boss walked in and was like WTF? So embarrassing! I took some of them down, not all of them. They fucking now me so well...I couldn't stay mad cause they were some of my faves. Now I got Rob & Kristen on my desk next to my fam pic. Just gotta fucking love it.
Nevermind. I feel so old right now.
Lol @ Elaine! That is funny ;)
A friend,
I for one will do my part. I think I will ask him about the testicles thing ;) Anything to help...that was just wrong! It makes me wonder...you know...how smart A is!! Was he SURE is was a non venomous snake? Did he not see my story about my MORONIC brother-in-law? A...you aren't from...Alabama are you? LOL!!Now, I really am off to work!
@ Maria...yep, we are just being silly :) So, by all means help us get A back. BUT please realize we are all kidding around. I think this may be how you became confused before :)
@Leigh- I know, I just couldn't stay mad. Especially because the master mind behind it all was the one that introduced me to this blog.
Elaine!
Shame on you, skipping meetings! :) Just be sure to keep lots of other windows open so you can click back and forth between them when people walk by.
❤
Tracy-come on babe, it was the same boring crap.
And believe it or not I 'm actually feeling productive today. I'm sure if they needed me they would have come to get me.
Will you be around later?
To my dearest *A Friend*.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Elaine- I love how you fit fuck into just about every sentence.
I fucking admire that.
A fucking lot.
Still laughing here.
:-D
Elaine-
Maybe. Today's not turning out to be much better than yesterday, and I could use the distraction. If it gets too quiet, and I have too much time to think about things.. well..
These next few days are going to be difficult.
Sent you a FB message. Has info in it. :)
❤
Hello Dearest *A*!
I can't help but smile at all of this... and that's a good thing.
You know I will always be there if you need me... and the same goes for our beloved *A Friend* as well.
Yours most sincerely.
Hi all!
In case you missed it, here's the new Florence and the Machine (Heavy in our Arms video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_eOmvM-4zc
It's so amazing.
Hey the "A Team" Kiss and make up already! ;)
Well, I have to say that 'A' and 'A Friend' sure keep us entertainted in this Rob and Kristen drought.
@ A (Beefcake)
Dude, come on..a snake??
To wake up with one in the bed would be terrible. (although I am deathly afraid of them, no matter how big)
Was the snake before of after telling the server you were newly out of the closet?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...just been catching up on all the comments I've missed due to sleeping/working (rubbish!!!).
I bloody love you lot, seriously funny....SueBee I think that diary entry was the best yet!
Hello *waves* to Rose and all my friends on here...A & A Friend great to hear from you, you guys are hilarious.
30yearoldtwifan, love Florence ATM....they are amazing live!
Much love to you all,
LJ
@ A
I guess I may have done the same thing you did, under those circumstances...especially if the server started hitting on you. That would have been extremely AWKWARD!
;-)
A,
I'm sorry. As charming as you are, I have to side with A Friend. There is only room in bed for one kind of snake, no matter how small.
So you can line up your minions here, but I can't join you this time.
LOL @ 'A'
Holy war...it's come to that has it? You guys are seriously entertaining :)
This is just to hilarious...all of this.
A-
I'm enjoying hearing about the prank wars. It is a much needed moment of levity right now. And if battle lines are to be drawn in the sand, I have to say, I think I'd rather be on your side.
Oh, and I have started Tinkers. I am only a few pages in, but it's been enough to capture my attention.
My mother also recommended a book when I spoke to her on Saturday. The Imperfectionists by Tom Rachman. It's his debut novel, but she says she's heard good things.
Take care. I probably won't be on much in the next few days as they promise to be emotionally exhausting ones.
Laters!
❤
Hey Tracy, hope you are ok.
Sending you lots of love,
LJ
A-
It is long and complicated. But have you ever had something you really didn't want to deal with and you put it in the back of your mind, and then one day, something brings it rushing back to the surface?
My dad is very ill. And as it's a long, complicated set of stories, I won't clog up Rose's blog with them. But the next few days, we'll find out if he's gotten worse, or if he remains the same. But even if it's the same, it's not good.
I enjoy our conversations. They make me smile. And here is the only place I can talk to you, so I'll be checking in occasionally over the next few days.
Do something fun for me today :)
❤
@ Tracy
Sorry about your Dad. I pray in the next few days you hear good news.
Tracy,
You and yours are in my thoughts and prayers ♥
Leigh
Tracy,
I'm so sorry about your current family matter. Even though we're somewhat anonymous here, I'll still keep you in my thoughts.
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