I'm bored.
Nothing going on in Rob/Kristen land.
Well...nothing out of the ordinary.
Robert is in London.
Robert must hate Kristen because he is in London.
Because every time they aren't in the same zip-code...
People foam at the mouth about it.
So
The
Fuck
Fuck
What.
How many times have work and circumstance separated
Robert and Kristen?
And how many times have they been reunited?
Good Golly Miss Molly.
People are so fucking strange.
Remember the whole hoopla when Rob was making RM?
The "Rob and Emilie have such wonderful chemistry" stuff?
And please don't lump me into the
"They hate everyone Rob works with"
Because it's not true.
I don't hate anyone Robert has worked with...
I like quite a few of his co-stars...
But lets get back to Emilie...
Whom I don't like or dislike...
I feel indifferent towards her but it has nothing to do with Robert
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.
But anyway.
Say that Rob and Emilie REALLY hit it off during RM...
Say that you started seeing them at concerts together...
Going out to eat...
Just hanging out.
Then Rob and Emilie were spotted at the same hotel
On the same hotel room balcony...
Then you saw Rob saying goodbye to Emilie
You saw Emilie's mother tenderly say goodbye to Rob...
You see countless walks through airports...
Emilie shows up in London to spend NYE with Rob
Emilie goes to a movie premiere for Rob.
Emilie is seen on set in Budapest...
Rob goes to see Emilie on her movie sets...
Every time you see Rob and Emilie together...
They are all smiles and only have eyes for each other.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.
You would think that there is something going on
between Robert and Emilie... Right?
You would think they were in a relationship... Wouldn't you?
You know you would.
I would.
So put Kristen into that equation.
Because that is where she belongs.
And all of a sudden...
There is no relationship
It's all a happy coincidence that they are together so much
It's all staged and not real...
There are just two people who barely like each other
hanging out because either
Some tyrannical movie company owns their lives?
or
They have no one else to hang out with?
Really?
Is that really your story?
Are you really sticking to it?
OK then.
So I have all these TV interviews on my DVR.
So much Robert.
And Kristen.
Last night the house was finally quiet...
so I decided to see what was on the DVR to watch.
2 Jimmy Kimmels
2 Jimmy Fallons
1 Letterman
1 Lopez Tonight
1 Nightline
1 No. 1 Countdown
1 Daily Show
3 Ellens
1 Oprah
2 Tonight Shows
1 The View
1 Today
And a Robert in a pear tree.
Robert in the tree was by far my favorite.
How could it not be?
He's just so damn adorable and charming...
And he's willing to laugh at himself
and sit in a tree and be BOTHERED.
Love him.
I love Robert for this, too...
Because when I watch this Kimmel video
I see Robert taking care of Kristen.
It's unmistakable.
Kristen is looking at Taylor...
Kristen is jittery and nervous...
Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...
and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.
Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.
Love him.
Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...
Need I say more?
Didn't think so.
Love him.
So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.
I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
Of course I am.
Such typical, predictable bullshit.
Robert knows Kristen.
Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.
Love him.
Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...
Need I say more?
Didn't think so.
Love him.
So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.
I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
Of course I am.
Such typical, predictable bullshit.
When you need to go 'hyena' on someone...
If you don't know something...
Make it up.
Oh so clever.
Does it make you feel better about hating on a stranger?
Hating someone just because they don't agree with you?
Then go for it.
Enjoy your meal, scavengers.
Rip and shred
It's what you do best.
But no matter how you try to justify it...
You are liars.
And bad liars at that.
And hell...
If you are going to lie...
At least make it somewhat believable.
This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *R*
B for Bitterness
The haters spew it
And they wallow in it.
R for RUN ROB RUN!!!
Oh please be careful in London dear Robert.
The lunatics are near...
Be safe.
Bye for now.
♥♥♥
Love it, Rose!! Fabulous as always.
ReplyDeleteRUN ROB RUN!!!
I wonder if he knows how true this is?
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ReplyDeletewhat lunatics?rose i hope they did not follow rob across the pond
ReplyDeleteROSE.:) I was there at Jimmy Fallon when Rob was promoting RM, and I went by the premiere with a friend, We saw Emile and RP from a distance, OMG the crazy girls chasing him down the street, I don't know how he stays so down to earth, or just doesn't snap.
ReplyDeleteWe all saw the "Bothered" video together. Oh Robert, he is so shy in person, TaLL sweet and his energy is pretty much IMO paranoid of the craziness. He is very nervous with all the crazy ones screaming at him (not that, that day I wasn't also LOL) But really, the guy is a "old soul" and K is his perfect match. So beautiful together, and they will be together very soon I am sure, ya know some of these fans have no common sense, K is working still, R went to visit his family since he didn't right after he finished filming, where did he go? right to his love. KS is still working so obviously she couldn't go.. yet.
He is visiting his family while she wraps up, then off to film BD. See, common sense, and I didn't have to stalk R and K to figure all this out either LOL Actually I feel kind of bad that I care that much, Really I don't care all that much, its more to prove the haters are fucken crazy for me. I know R and K are happy and could care a fuck less about the "obsessed fans" and crazies. I really really really hope Rob is aware the fuck nuts are watching him and know he is in London, I get the impression they are going to try to "find" him? PLEASE ROBERT BUY MACE. I worry for his safety and of course Miss Stewart's but at least right now she s safe filming.
Rose, loved your post as usual. I'm not sure there is anything we can do to change the mind of the haters or nonsteins They refuse to see what is so clear to everybody, not just the people who love them. I have to think there are quite a few of us, who just love Rob and Kris and are so happy that they are happy. I don't hate any of the women Rob works with, although I didn't like Emilie, but I didn't care for her before she worked with him. It is just so plain to see that Rob has no feelings for any of these women, you can tell by the way he doesn't look at them. I don't think he would even consider anybody else but Kris...he has wanted her for a long time and they are finally together in every sense of the word. I worry about them, especially Kris, because there are a lot of crazy people, and Kris is more vulnerable than Rob, mostly because he is a big man, while she is small. I know they will be together as soon as possible. Take care, dear Rose, don't let the crazies get to you either. I just stay away from all those sites because they only make me bad and upset, and I don't need that in my life. Love you Rose, and I will catch you next time.
ReplyDeleteRose, don't no how you do it but you always say the right things...Absolutely loved this post.
ReplyDelete'Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...
and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.'
-I loved this little moment and I also looked it in slow montion too...and yes maybe it's wrong, but it was such a cute moment and not ashame to say that I saw it several times.
-Bothered Rob...How Adorable that was...I love him too
-Rob walking always make me smile...love it
And yes, I sure hope Rob run if he see that blond chick and her pack of lunatics...she looks a little like Tori Spelling...so any chick that looks like her...Rob please Run as fast as you can.
And the delusional should stop making excuses...it's really pointeless and is not gonna change anything.
Hi Rose! Loved your post, I laughed so hard...You just get it. Too bad the loons out there don't. Here's to hoping Robert is having a nice, quiet visit with his family, and when Kristen gets there they can have a nice, quiet, and private get away before BD starts filming. I don't even want to think about all the foaming, snarling, and ripping that will be going on during filming, but we know it's inevitable. Let the loons have their delusions and we will just sit back and enjoy life, delusion free. Love to you and yours, and of course love to Rob and Kristen. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteLOL Rose...you are the best!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE "Bothered" segments on Jimmy Fallon... especially when Rob was up in the tree and said "I don't talk like that.." OMG..
Now if we can get Kristen to join in the fun she would be hilarious in the tree too.
Love Jimmy's blow up Bella doll he always gets mad at.
Hope Rob still has his bodyguard with him!! Kristen too!!!
Great post Rose!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the lunatics are not just in the U.S. I'm sure he has his share in the UK as well.
The screaming is the part that would drive me crazy--of course, you have more patience at their age group, so maybe they can tolerate it better.
When all this started it was just Team Edward and Team Jacob hating one another....now it has totally shifted to Team Robert hating Team Kristen...so sad, because they make each other sooo happy, anyone that does not see this, is just blind or in denial.
On a happier note, I did want to tell Syd and Tracy how much I enjoyed their woo segment...I was laughing so hard, I cried---you guys together are a riot!!
Also, I was so touched by Gruff, everytime he posted something, I was feeling his pain...
You too Smitty, loving all your posts----you three are the Best, thanks for coming on board.
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ReplyDeleteIs someone attempting to besmirch Rose's reputation? Apparently, they are unaware that she has some valiant champions in her corner. And, seriously, what does that say about you if you think calling someone a grandmother is the worst insult? I've seen some lovely grandmothers.
ReplyDeleteLeigh,
How are the crabs doing?
Penny
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ReplyDeleteA/Syd
ReplyDeleteShe is makes up all sort of BS about Rob and Kristen...and Yes she will stalk Rob in London, she that crazy...And SHE is disrespectuful to Rose.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the post today!
ReplyDeleteYou have managed to bring a smile to my face on what has been a not so good day!
Oh and I wouldn't worry about mentioning candykizzes24, all anyone has to do is read what she has to say 1 time and know that she is a little (well more than a little) crazy!
Rose your love and beauty shines through in every post.
ReplyDeleteI don't know you personally but I believe you are just AWESOME as Syd says.
Toni
rose every time i read your blog I respect you even more for putting everything out there - hell i am becoming a great fan of yours - keep going!!!!! just wonderful love it!!
ReplyDeleteAhh Rose beautiful words as ever, I'm so sorry you have to read the bullshit that these people spew. I just hope you know that as Syd said there are so many more of us who love you and your wonderful words....and in a game of paper, scissors, stone, love would win over hate every time.
ReplyDeleteHello to all my wonderful friends on here, thanks to Tracy for my shout out last night ;-D
And last but not least to the wonderful Syd....I have only one thing to say to you ***sigh***
ha ha.............
Much love,
Liza
Syd:
ReplyDeleteI know, I wondered about posting her twitter here too. But she's harmless. Classless and gross, yes, but harmless. She's been caught in so many lies it's a wonder to me that she hasn't deleted her twitter and faded into obscurity. But she has no shame.
I don't know if she's going to London or not, as I don't look at her twitter unless some of the funnier girls on twitter mention her nonsense. It's a scary thought. But trust, Rob would not need to be warned to run from her. Just one look at her and he would be off like a shot.
Back on topic: I think I have some nice Rob stuff on my DVR as well. I might have to make time to watch that soon. I'm glad he got a chance to go home. You knew he would when he couldn't seem to leave Kristen in Montreal. Maybe he'll fly back to NOLA and they'll roadtrip it back to L.A. I'm so glad they have the next 6 months to spend together. I'm sure they're looking forward to it.
Syd,
ReplyDeleteI was not aware others had been wooed as well. (the posts must be in the 500 + I have not gotten to), but I will go back and look for them--because you are sooo freakin' funny----
Penny...I'm going to go have a look for them in a bit ;)
ReplyDeletemanjen...I hope your day gets better :) We will do our best to cheer ya up!!
Hi Syd *waves*
How are you this evening?
Dearest Syd...
ReplyDeleteHow incredibly sweet are you?
I would love to have all the wonderful qualities you have given me...
But alas... No one is perfect...
But I do pretty ok... And I'm not complaining!
And if being called a "grandma" is the worst they can do?
Suffice to say they are scraping the bottom of the insult barrel.
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ReplyDelete" gpod golly miss molly" haha i like that. havnt heard it in a while.
ReplyDeletebut that was long!
whooa!lol jk
hope ya days going good rose.. and bump wat the haters gotta say, kuz they ain't no good anyway!
luv tha post hun.
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ReplyDeleteBonsoir Syd you wonderful, wonderful man...❤
ReplyDeleteHi everyone!
ReplyDeleteLJ,
Are all British men as romantic as Syd and Gruff? I thought we American women were just swayed by the accents, but now I wonder.
And, Syd, don't be offended by my saying you're a romantic because any woman will tell you that's a wonderful attribute for a man to have.
Penny
A/Syd
ReplyDeleteGlad you are well...you are very sweet and deserve to be always happy.
Hello LJ...
Lj
ReplyDeleteYes...I wonder the same thing as Penny Lane...are british man as Romantic and Sweet as Gruff and Syd?
Because I'm thinking on moving to London
Rose- another win my friend.
ReplyDeleteWherever he goes she will follow, wherever she goes he will follow. It is that simple.
I love the move he does on Jimmy Kimmel. It shows a deep connection to each other. It is wonderful to see regardless of whether they are famous or not.
Hello to all the regs. Manjen hope your day is improving.
I'll pop back on later hopefully. Watching my nieces tonight for my brother and sister-in-law so we will see how that goes.
Dam. I didn't know it was crazy K who was going to stalk London.
ReplyDeleteA.
Yeah she is mother fuck nut. Mother of the KS haters and delusional. Rob needs to hide IMO LOL I'm not laughing at her,(maybe I am) I am laughing at the the situation, a girl from the East Coast would hop on a plane to chase down a celeb, is fucken scary. Mental. Please Robert, buy mace.
Brilliant, as usual :) You always put into words what all of us are thinking and feeling. Bravo!!
ReplyDelete:)
I have had a day.. had to go to the school.. heaven forbid they apply benadryl cream to my child as she's having an allergic reaction.. I had to go fill out paperwork!!
Then, while at a redlight, locked in a fierce battle with an old guy in a toyota to see which of us would hit the gas fastest when the light turned green, a butterfly flew into my wind and accosted me and tried to fly down into my cleavage. He fluttered in, felt me up, and flew away..
OH! reminds me. I know you weren't in the mood for it last night Syd, but I'm going to give you some woo anyway in hopes that it'll lift your spirits a bit today. :) So.. here goes.
For Syd (formerly known as A)
You showing up in my life
Was quite unexpected
I never could have guessed
How much I’d be affected
By your wit and your charm
And your wicked sense of humour
(Imagine my surprise when I learned
You are also quite the wooer)
I’m at a slight disadvantage
Since I don’t know your name
So for now I’ll call you Syd
And continue on with the game.
You seem to like the ladies
And they’re quite enamored with you
They all seem to want
Some of your now legendary woo.
And I tease, and I jest
And I threaten to start
Locking them in the basement
When they try to steal the part
Of your heart that is mine
That I fought very hard to win
(I sure hope all this rhyming
Is making you grin)
You can make me laugh
You can leave me breathless
You bring levity to my day
When I am feeling a little restless
All teasing aside
I will try to be serious
(Even if you remain
All elusive and mysterious)
And let you know
As this poem draws to an end
I am so very thankful and lucky
To call you my friend.
❤
And now I've gotta run. Have to go watch some soccer!!
Manjen, SueBee, Leigh and everybody else.. I'll be back on later... I hope y'all are on!!
*smooches*
And *big hugs* for LJ!
Hi Penny and Katy *waves*
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid ladies, in my experience British men are not any more romantic than anyone else! I'd love to tell you otherwise...
Syd however, is clearly the exception.....**swoon**
:-)
Tracy my fabulously talented friend *hugs back*
Your ode to Syd was inspired!
Leigh & Melinda,
ReplyDeleteThank you both..just a stressful day at work, all is well now!! :-)
Hello to my other friends,
Tracy, LJ, Syd, SueBee and everyone else. I hope you all are having an awesome day!
Tracy I love your poem to Syd!!
LJ
ReplyDeleteAll good man are taken...Gruff is taken by the Adorable Smitty and Syd I think as a special someone.
Tracy!!
ReplyDeleteWow! You have unplumbed depths! Awesome ;)
Syd..You better make sure you keep that little place in your heart for Tracy. Wow, how special :)
Now, I'm off to dance class for the Diva's and Zumba for me. Hope to be back later.
Later Tater ;)
Hi Manjen, sorry to hear you had a stressful day.
ReplyDeleteLots of love
*.:｡*ﾟﾟ**.:｡*
Just realised that the squiggle underneath 'Lots of love' on my last post looks a bit like boobs!!
ReplyDeleteoops!
LJ,
ReplyDeleteI don't see "boobs" but I was going to ask, what is that thing.
Maybe its the butterfly down Tracy's cleavage.
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ReplyDeletePants on fire Syd :oP
ReplyDeleteAlthough my ex boyfriend did take me to Paris for my birthday last year...I suppose that's quite romantic.
#30yearoldtwifan:
ReplyDeleteI always agree with what you say and enjoyed hearing about Jimmy Fallon's show. I LOVED ROB ON THAT SHOW. So dam adorable.
Rose: I know you're not a Gramma. But I am and still I love Robert Fucking Pattinson. And when I don't love him anymore then I'll worry.
These wackos will never believe anything. IF JESUS CHRIST, HIMSELF came down and proclaimed that Rob and Kristen were together, they still wouldn't believe. I'm done defending them. WE KNOW they are a couple and are in love and together, seeing is believing. And the haters are blind.
Robert loves Kristen loves Robert
Grazie Rose for another great post.
Patty
Tracy that was really sweet but don't encourage Syd too much. He'll start following you around at parties and bumping into things.
ReplyDeleteRose, lovely post today but I am sorry for the hate you are getting from whoever said you are all those fucking things. And why is being a grandmother a bad thing. I know you aren't and are very young but what a weird way to try to insult someone. Jesus do these people even have brains.
I'm not going to go on a tear again but I feel badly about it being directed at you. Where do they say this stuff to you? In emails or on twitter or what because I think if you said everyone here would just go there and fucking attack this bitch.
And yea, I'm thinking that the candy kisses person is fucking lunatic. I hate the bitch and she is scary as hell. I stay off everything anymore and even I knew about that one. same with the nonstener people--just fucking lunatics but I always channel my inner Rose and say you can let the crazy get to you. :)
I miss talking to you--busy days but we'll catch up soon okay and its been fun having Gruff here--he's starting to see why Syd and I love you so fucking much. :) I'm going to call him and tell him about the poem for Syd. That is so cool of her to do for him. Just going to keep repeating "there are good people, there are good people" over and over till it sinks in.
Smitty
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ReplyDeleteGreat post Rose! Well said.
ReplyDeleteRose, the pic you put up of Kristen holding the back of Rob's jacket is one of my favorites. She looks like she holding on for dear life and he's holding her just as tightly I LOVE IT!!. And I agree about the Bothered interview in the tree, could he be any cuter? I know it's hard, but ignore the haters they suck and kharma is a ugly bitch who no one wants to mess with.lol take care Rose have a great monday.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ok Syd I believe you, they must just all do a good job of hiding from me!
ReplyDeleteNow you however are clearly a wonderful, romantic, charming and funny guy....the kind us English girls dream of....just a shame you fooked off to America! ha ha
;-)
Much love ❤
Thanks again rose for your THOUGHTS I too believe that our TWO love birds well soon be together I just love the way YOU'V PUT IT OUT THERE Its been OVER a year now and I dont see Rob or Kristen going any where but to each other Do we have to remind the HATERS in the world out there that ROB and kristen are in love with each other and TRUST each other NO MATTER WHAT ITS NOT *IF* ANY MORE ITS *WHEN* AND THAT WELL BE SOON MY DEAR FRIEND ....SOON.... DEB.
ReplyDeleteRob and Kristen, be strong.
ReplyDeleteAnd do whatever you want to do!
With lot's of love
Me
Stopping by to say hello to my dear friends. Had a super busy day but now that I've had a chance to sit down, I wanted to spread the love. :o)
ReplyDeleteI'm off for now so I can eat dinner. I will be back--so Tracy, Manjen, LJ and the rest of the crew--save me a seat!
Oh--and save me some biscuits!!!
ReplyDeleteRose,
ReplyDeleteI dont think I can forgive you for what you just did to me. I am reading your blog, enjoying it as usual and I get to the part about "and Rob in a pear tree". Can you say soda came out my nose. Funny as heck. Love your blog.
Hello to all ..Love to you my Rosie girl..I've been MIA again..brilliant and you posted a pic of me..lol Maxine ..I have my fingers crossed and my hopeful romantic heart that they are snuggled away away from the crazies...awesome poem Tracy.. hey Louisa.. and all my intoxicated friends cheers 1 down and a few to go..
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You know what I find funny? Is that some only Rob fans will jump at the chance to 'ship' Rob with any other actress but Kristen! I've been to a few Rob fansites and they were basically loving the fact the Rob was doing a RM with Emilie. And suddenly Emilie was their favourite. It was let's create a LJ for Rob and Emilie or always choosing their picture together as their 'picture of the day' or something like that. I don't like Emilie. I didn't like her before RM so it had nothing to do with Rob. But I just don't like her even more now. I do not believe for a second that she never even heard of Rob before RM.
ReplyDeleteIt makes no sense to me, how they can say that they are complete fans of Rob if they refuse to accept that Robert IS WITH KRISTEN!!! I mean, it's quite obvious that Kristen makes Rob happy and vice versa, so why wouldn't they be happy for him? Instead they try and match him up with everybody else. It's just idiotic.
And you are right, if you replace Kristen's name with someone else's they would accept it. But alas no, haters are gonna hate.
Rose - loved the post today!
ReplyDeleteTracy - you are AMAZING and truly deserve your sash and tiara!
LJ - I know you cautioned us about the Brits not being exceptionally romantic, but I gotta say, Syd has pretty much woo'd me and I have only been a bystander...maybe there really are more of them over there?
Syd - keep talking, please?
Lovely Rose,
ReplyDeleteGreat post! Love it!
" Run Rob Run" LOL
No matter what we say, people will believe what they want. It's their right. As long as they dont make up crazy stuff..
@ Ms. Barbara Fenwick: very well said. I totally agree with you.
my favorite line:
'Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...
and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.'
It shows how attuned they are of each other-LOve..
I cant wait for Rob and Kristen to be together again..
and i'd like to add
i believe there are more people who trully care about Rob and Kristen
So let's kep spreading the RobKris Love
Have a Lovely Day
Love your posts, Rose, you are so funny and smart and sassy.
ReplyDeleteYou're a grandma? Ha, they never stop, they make up stories about everyone, including Robert and kristen. So at least you are in good company!
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ReplyDeleteDude you are sounding way desperate but yea, where are they all and where is Rose. Is she mad at me or something because usually she will say hello at least. That's right...she has like a fucking life-lol-I always forget that.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you guys? Okay, well, don't answer that. And I have no fucking idea what spotted dick is but I don't think I want to know that either.
E--how is your friend? I've been thinking of her. So sad for her being so young and having to overcome so much.
I can tell stories about Syd if that might get the party started.
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ReplyDeleteOk..what do you want to talk about?
ReplyDeleteSyd..did you forget to take a shower again? You know we've tried to teach you the importance of bathing every week whether you need it or not! You really need to work on the personal hygiene issues dude. :)
ReplyDeleteOr maybe its those big stinky feet of yours? Maybe that's whats making you clear the room??
Or they finally got smart and figured out what a true turnip you really are?
Why do I love to rag on you so much? Why do you put up with it is a better question.
I'll join in.
ReplyDeleteSmitty,
Syd story. Is he really a romantic or just a closet one kind of like Cyrano
Syd and Smitty - I think Tracy locked everyone in the shed before she left to watch soccer.....
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need cheering up Syd?
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ReplyDeleteCrabs yikes unless you like Maryland blue crabs from the Cheesepeke bay and I can't type worth a shit 3 pints of brew for stew where is everyone and who the fuck has stinky feet??
ReplyDeleteawwwh twicth bug that sounds interesting...
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ReplyDeleteSyd,
ReplyDeleteNow don't get mad, I'm not picking on you. But, if you are such a romantic why are you here with us and not out ,um, wooing?
Smitty-
ReplyDeleteI just got home about fifteen mins ago after the longest fucking day ever. She is doing a little better, I think I might be able to bring her home with me by the end of the week. I hope we can work things out and she can stay with me for a few days. If you only knew her story, it's fucking heartbreaking. I love her so much just want her to be OK. You know she had not called me because she was ashamed of what I would think? I told her there was nothing she could do to make me think less of her. She is so lovely, I hope she can start the healing process.
Now I need a fucking drink, and the Syd stories are sounding like what I need to get me started.
Syd-Man Tracy sure wooed you with that poem. You are a very lucky man my dear Syd!!!
@Tammy, i belong to robsessed,i never heard or read anyone shipping rob with emily or anyone,i always love kristen and speaking about shipping!kstewangle,100% always shipping kristen with garret,in fact everyone else execpt rob, so tammy they hate rob too. i always wanted to write this, this is a rob thread but you people always writing about kristen hate,always that i sort of get pissed,sorry ladies,i am happy that kristen seems to love rob, but there were times i wondered but i never shipped him with any one,but i have read some robsessed did not like her,but never me
ReplyDeleteok since no one is talking to me my real name is "Stephanie" and I had a kidney stone and I was told to drink beer it would help it pass so cheers and no more pain...
ReplyDeletereally Vangie every 1 here loves Rob and Kristen no haters..just ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteE.
ReplyDeleteYou sound like such a special person. I honestly don't know if I could ever take someone in like that. It's an honor to know you (so to speak).
Penny
Boogie with Stew
ReplyDeleteA Kidney Stone? Ouch!
And the crabs are not Maryland Blue Crabs..they are Gulf of Mexico Crabs.
;-)
Manjen I've had both hands down Maryland crab cakes w/o the filling crap or the best
ReplyDeleteyeah stones stink but hey the beer worked can't ya tell lol
ReplyDeleteSyd,
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the crazy either and think that we would all be better off if people remembered that we are all just human beings. I just don't get why some people can't see that. I wish there was more "peace and love" in the world, too and I wasn't raised by "closet hippy types". We can keep it going here, right?
To a Quiet Day on Roseland!
ReplyDeleteRose has the magic touch that brings sanity to chaos and makes you ponder deeply. The art of Rose.
Tracy
An excellent Ode to Syd.
Maybe we'll perk up into party mode when the sun goes down and the beverages flow....and it's Monday, after all.
"Monday, Monday,
Can't trust that day.
Monday, Monday,
Just turns out that way."
J.Phillips/The Mamas & Papas
And so often, around this special place, happiness happens.
Penny-Thanks you so much for your kind words. She's just a very special girl and needs a lot of love. I am just glad that I am able to help.
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ReplyDeleteE- my prayers are with you patience my love
ReplyDeleteOkay, I just got in from work, trying to catch up on all the posts. Tracy's poem is really great! I'm glad to see Syd enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteSmitty, I love how you rag on Syd, I really believe he needs that occasionally. Although, I was rolling at his earlier post with the blah blah blah.
I never heard of the Candy person, but she sounds totally insane.
And I wish the idiots would leave Rose alone. Rob and Kristen are so beautiful together and it just kills them, the nonstens are sick.
Stephanie,
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who had a kidney stone. He was told that he was now experiencing what labor and birth feels like for a woman.
So Syd,
Just think about where that little stone has to pass through and watch how much calcium you ingest or you'll experience birth too.
Yes, it's begun now "Party, party!".
ReplyDeleteGettin' a beer and ready, set, go..
Penny Lane you so funny I'v had 3 kids 2 natural and a hersterectomy so hey a little frekin stone put me in bed for 3 daze..but beer is the miracle cure lol
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to that dreamerkind and where is Syd?
ReplyDeleteEveryone is invited, yes!
ReplyDeleteWelcome "closet crazy hippie types" (Me,too).
Hail to "Peace and Love".
Fun will be had.
now I'm hungry for crab cakes damnit
ReplyDeleteI'm a 58 model..Good ole Bob Dylan and the list is long ...
ReplyDeleteElaine,
ReplyDeleteI don't actually know you so this might sound like total shit but I really admire what you are doing. I just think its awesome the way you are stepping in to help out and everything. You are a very cool chick to do all that.
Oh--and a Syd story...let's see. When he was in high school he was at his grandparents and they set a really early curfew. So he snuck out his window a few times and got away with it but the neighbors saw him and instead of confronting him his grandparents waited for him to sneak out and then did all this stuff to his room like moved the bed and took all his clothes and stuff. When he crawled back in, drunk off his ass--he thought he had the wrong room so he crawled back out. At that point his grandfather went around to the yard and turned this super bright light on him and just about shit his pants.
There are better ones but I'm feeling all sweet to him because he's in a mood.
Hi
ReplyDeleteDreamerkind, Manjen, and Stephanie.
Lets all have a drink to help Stephanie pass that stone.
Elaine
ReplyDeleteI (heart) you and your young gal, a way will appear.
BoogieWithStew
Thanks so much, Stephanie, for another good reason to drink beer which prevents kidney stones! I'm on it.
Stephanie-
ReplyDeleteOUCH! Hope you feel better. I work with a guy who had that happen and he said it was horrible.
Smitty
Thanks my lovely intocicated friends my family lets raise our glass to Rose and our wonderful couple and flush the stone CHEERS
ReplyDeletethanks A friend
ReplyDelete@ Smitty
ReplyDeleteThe Syd story is quite funny, but I cant really say anything..
I snuck out of my window one night and while sneaking back in, I put my hand on something, to pull myself into the window, that felt funny and once I got into the room I realized the funny feeling thing my hand was on was my Dad's leg!! NOT A GOOD NIGHT!
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ReplyDeletehey Rosie's page is always a happy place
ReplyDeletewhere's my Aussie friend?
ReplyDeleteMy internet connection is totally fucked up tonight.
ReplyDeleteDid Syd pass out or did I put him into a catatonic state over the fear of the kidney stone?
Ok since I have a beer buzz ha ha Boogie with Stew came from HS my last name is Stewart really and my first is Stephanie but I have alias to protect me from a physco X sister n law long story aren't they all..TMI as my daughter would say oh well
ReplyDeleteI miss Louisa also.
ReplyDeleteyeah the freakin internet has gremlins and yeah Syd is multi tasking I think is what he posted earlier hello Syd where are you
ReplyDeleteyeah where is the wonderful lady from down under has she been MIA too?
ReplyDeleteI need a drink! 5 month old's who are teething can make you go nuts.
ReplyDeleteI am all about the love and being happy. I can't understand why you would want to be miserable.
All I can say about those people is that they are 1 fry short of a happy meal.
Elaine- hoping the situation with your friend gets better. With patience and love from those who want to help her she will heal.
Tracy- wow...just wow. Your poem to Syd was great. I wish I was as creative as some of you people. Since I'm not I'll just smother you all with happiness.
Smitty-You guys are gonna make me cry. I'm just doing my part.
ReplyDeleteAnd of my fucking god, poor Syd! Even his grandparents had to mess with him, too fucking funny!
DreamerKind-Thanks. And I love your songs. I'll drink to you. I'm a fucking hippie at heart, always thought I would have fit perfectly in that era.
ReplyDeleteElaine..every day is a challenge but with love you can do it ..1 fry of a fucking happy meal I'll have to remember that one I just recently was told by my oldest I will be a grandmother in May whoo hoo and Syd let's raise our glass to him Cheers Syd
ReplyDeleteMelinda
ReplyDeleteHave a drink to help out Stephanie
and your head. And just keep the smothering up, we can never get enuf happiness around here.
Elaine I have a small commune at my house 2 dogs 3 cats 2 sons and a crazy fucking sister and I have tried to help many but alas they have moved on tie dye and black lights rule
ReplyDeleteSyd, it sounds like you come by your sense of humor naturally!
ReplyDeleteI feel like a 5 year old.....more stories, please!! I need to laugh. :)
Cheers I am happy twirling and happy thoughts positive energy and lets the naught in that Kristen and Rob I forgot who posted it awhile back are doin it lol ok cut me off
ReplyDeleteshit can't type naughty is what I meant someone a few weeks ago blogged that on here lol
ReplyDeleteSmitty- poor Syd you aim to torment him. Funny story. His grandparents sound like fun people.
ReplyDeleteStephanie- poor thing. Hope I don't have to go through that ever. I have had the misfortune of getting shingles and that is all kinds of awful.
Oh! And who the fuck is this Candy person? Going to London, leaving her kid behind? WTF? I think I've fucking seen everything by now!
ReplyDeleteStephanie-good idea. I'm raising my beer bottle to Rose, to S & S, and Us!
ReplyDeleteWish I had a funny sneaking out story but all of my stories give TMI, as I started it all way too young. But no regets, ha, ha. Certainly would be pointless, don't ya think?
Famous quote from J. Kimmel show, "Party, party!"
hey Wildhart how are you my friend I forgot may I ask what part of the US do you live?
ReplyDeleteStephanie,
ReplyDeleteHave you already passed that stone cuz if you have I think you can give up the beer.
Hello Roseland :)
ReplyDeleteCan someone please tell me HOW my children have more of a social life than I? At this point I'm ready for one of them to start driving just so I don't have to cart them from here to there! They have WAY to many activities. It's obscene!
And I don't have any biscuits tonight but we did have fresh peas from the farmers market and country cornbread in the skillet :) Yummy!
How is everyone tonight?
Boogie-Thanks sweetie. I see you have your hands full as well. Just keep up.
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you so funny Dreamerkind mine started with Boone's farm Strawberry hills in the woods...
ReplyDeleteDo you know what I vacuumed up in my son's room today? A condom! Now, i'm glad he's being responsible but he better not be doing that stuff in his room when I'm here.
ReplyDeleteStephanie-
ReplyDeleteMy family are franchise owners of McDonald's so I always use that when I am talking about people who aren't right in the head. Paying homage to my upbringing.
you're welcome my friend you can catch me on dawgsandbutterfly@gmail.com..if you ever need to unload..♥ I could write a book...my heart goes to you
ReplyDeletePenny Lane,
ReplyDeleteI think she is a few ahead of us.LOL
Stephanie good ole Tennessee
Where is Louisa??
ReplyDeleteI hope she didn't get upset the other night with the Rizzo stuff. She REALLY doesn't like that. I tried to explain to her that Rizzo is awesome. Trying to be all tough but really a softy at heart. Honestly Rizzo is my favorite character in the movie!
@ Elaine,
ReplyDeleteYou are calling her a special girl, I see YOU are the special girl, my lady......
I vote to hear the twitch bug story....
Where is Gruff anyway?
OK @ Penny Lane now your gong to laugh I work for the CDC in the ATl so I say he is a smart fellow and hey what he does on the sly remember you were a young person, hopefully you were at work... oh well and @ Melinda I worked at Micky D's when I was 19 oh good what to much beer will do
ReplyDeleteElaine-
ReplyDeleteCandy's real name is Mariana but she doesn't have any kids thank God.
I think the other people that are going with her have kids or something.
She is nuttier than a fruitcake at Christmas but I don't want to give her anymore unnecessary attention.
yes I am curious of the "Twitch bug story"
ReplyDeleteLeigh
ReplyDeleteI know, I miss her, she knows Syd loves her and was only teasing her.
yeah I think I get the Candy shit just like the sticky one..I ain't given in to the negative shit
ReplyDeleteWildhart who are U speaking of?
ReplyDeleteI did love my grandmother's fruit cake she soaked it in Rum for weeks you could catch a buzz off that cake..lol
ReplyDeleteLeigh,
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Louisa is upset over the delusional one that was here yesterday and kept bringing up Louisa's name as her proof and verification.
Or, you know, maybe she just has a life with better things to do.
Melinda-Got it! Fuck, there's some really crazy bitches out there.
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ReplyDeleteSyd-Where are you? You say you can multi task so whatever you're doing shouldn't keep you away from here. We miss you :(
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Penny. I hope she is just busy with her life and not mad or upset. I miss her :) She's a hoot!!
ReplyDeleteOK let's see if I got this right Tennessee Wildhart.. I live in Ga and orginaly from MD Louisa must have gotten upset about Grease character?? And Syd is really A friend of a friend did I get that right or have I had to many beers??
ReplyDeleteBren-You guys give more credit than I deserve. Thanks!
ReplyDeletedamn I missed something yesterday..?
ReplyDeleteElaine you are love and good Karma all mixed up in cookie dough ..
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ReplyDeletemy family thinks a nukin futs being on here but it's my therapy..and it works thanks for all the love
ReplyDeletemaybe you should wooo here with her green eyes and big puppies lol
ReplyDeleteok you can slap me
ReplyDeleteStephanie-
ReplyDeleteI don't think Louisa is upset with anyone. Most likely she is just busy right now.
Yeah Syd is a friend of a friend. Easier thing to remember is he is best friends with Gruff who is Smitty's other half.
Rose, Again you out did your self. How true are your words. You know that they say that there is a fine line between love and hate...but I say hate is a waste of time and energy. Love can give you so much more physically, emotionally and spritually. I say to Rob and Kristen keep loving each other and be safe.
ReplyDeleteStephanie
ReplyDeleteMe, funny! I am so tickled. Wait until I tell my daughter that, she'll have to eat her words (and she has so many words to say about her old Ma).
Melanie
An old hippie and really ancient aid for baby teething-whiskey on the gums, yours and/or the baby's. It works but don't tell anyone you did it-child abuse don't ya know. (wink, wink)
Manjen
Oh, it was Dad's leg-real bad scene but makes us laugh tonight.
Penny
Cyrano-I've loved him for years and that nose is fantasyland for me.
Wise One-Penny
Yes, we must pace the brewski loading for it is a preventative while being a restorative but can also be a purgative, and so on.
Good point and I will take it into consideration soon but not too soon. (You all here, better tell me when.)
Condoms
A whole new world of highlariousness lies ahead for those who dare to address condoms...
Hello Everybody!!!
ReplyDelete:)
Syd, I'm glad you liked the poem. It is the least I can do.
Happy to say that we were once again victorious at soccer tonight. We played miserably, but the other team played worse, so it worked out.
And that was supposed to be window earlier. I was in a rush.
Let's see.. what to talk about...
Ok, there must be some kind of hunting season that started today around here. I have been hearing shotguns all day and they are still going on now and its dark out. This is getting fucking annoying.
ReplyDeleteDid we bore Smitty to tears tonight or is she maybe making her phone call?
Tracy!!!!!
ReplyDelete**Hugs**
T-I've missed you!!!!
ReplyDeleteE.
Syd-
ReplyDeletethe street works both ways. I would say you probably drive her crazy too (all with love and charm of course). I really don't think you have offended her.
I only hope there is nothing wrong going on down under.
We need her the teach us some more "aussieisms".
Manjen!!
ReplyDelete*hugs hugs hugs* <--- extra long hug..
How's everything?
Have I missed anything?
Hey E!
ReplyDeleteI waited for you last night, but got too sleepy! (if you can believe that!)
Things are better today?
Tracy
ReplyDeleteI don't think so...It's hard to keep up with everything!! :-)
Penny-
ReplyDeleteI think Smitty is a busy little bee. I'm sure she will pop in and give us more goods on Syd. She seems to like to torment him.
Hey Tracy!! Glad they were victorious. Muse playing in my head as I write this.
@ Dremerkind you are like fine wine..we only get better with age..."lonesome dove"
ReplyDeleteJack Daniels for the "teething blues"
@ Melinda ok our gal is buzy and will be back...love her Aussie humor.. got it bout the Syd and Smitty had to make notes fuckin menapause.. ok I'm lost about the let and the nose and I am trying to pace myself 5 O rooster comes early..
Condoms they make great water baloons..
Helllloooo!
ReplyDeleteshit type o Leg stuff
ReplyDeleteHowdy Sue BEE were drinking my kidney stones away care to join us my love or have you another Diary entry for us??
ReplyDeleteT-Yeah much better, sorry about last night it was just too much. Hey, and congrats on your daughters win!
ReplyDeleteE.
Oh, and Smitty
ReplyDeleteHe can follow me around at a party anytime ;) If it makes him feel better, he can even walk around and sit with me so he doesn't have to bump into things while he's in stalker mode.
Hope things are going well for you today.
SueBee!!!!
ReplyDelete**Hugs**
Right back at cha SueBee!!!!
ReplyDeleteStepahnie- confuzeled what are you talking about with the nose?
Tracy
ReplyDeleteYou missed:
Fresh peas, condoms, poems (no wait, you wrote that one), sneaking out, beer for kidney stones, hippies, a bug that twitches (still untold but waiting for that story), pick on Syd, hearting Elaine, more beer, crazy bitches named Mariana/Candykisses, love, peace, lovely Rose, Roseland Rowdies (yes?) and more.
Melinda,
ReplyDeleteTry vanilla on the baby's gums. Less alcohol and tastes better. Just put some on a cloth and rub it in. Beware tho, its going to stain the cloth.
Hey Tracy sorry love missed U in all the typing how did the soccer game go?
ReplyDeleteSueBee!
ReplyDelete*hugs hugs hugs*
All hail the Queen Bee!!
Wow you guys are quick. Syd was the only one here and now there are 160 comments?
ReplyDeleteAnd none from Rose...I think she's sleeping but I miss her!
Syd, where are you dude? Hands busy or what-:)
I know I'm luney tunes but this blog
ReplyDeleteManjen
Oh, it was Dad's leg-real bad scene but makes us laugh tonight.
Penny
Cyrano-I've loved him for years and that nose is fantasyland for me.
Vanilla yummy
ReplyDeleteSmitty,
ReplyDeleteHands busy...that's a good one.
Tracy,
ReplyDeleteTrust me you do NOT want him sitting next to you. That's even worse than the stalking/sneaking thing.
Smitty
Boogie
ReplyDeleteWe won.. but it wasn't our best game. But what can you do... sometimes it's just an off night.
hello
ReplyDeleteSmitty- what a loaded question for him!
ReplyDeleteSo what's with the "twitchy bug" story?
Smitty
ReplyDeleteHmm.. I don't know... does he smell? Is that the problem?
Hugs all around!
ReplyDeleteSorry, no diary today.
Stephanie,
ReplyDeleteI'm having a real hard time following you.
Lol @ Manjen!
ReplyDeleteI never got caught sneaking back in...I got caught not coming home at all!
I had it all worked out I was staying at my BFFs and she was staying at my house. I never planned on my Brother's girlfriend's parents car breaking down at our house and them taking mine home!! My Mom called to tell me to go get it the next day and...dun, dun, dun...we weren't there!! Not good!
Stephanie- you are making me laugh. How much have you had? Your random thoughts have me smiling.
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteYep, stinks like a gas station toilet. You know he doesn't shower and when he does he uses lilac soap.
ReplyDeleteReally its true.
And I have NEVER ever heard about the twitch bug thing...no clue. I'm telling you he's delusional.
I'm missing people who say stuff--its too fast here to keep up. How does Syd do this normally.
Smitty
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ReplyDeleteSorry Penny Lane..not on purpose my friends from many moons say I switch gears and plus the beers ok that ryhmes.. hugs to all @ Tracy a win is a win... and I'm trying to keep up and keep my glass full..I love you all..@ Leigh I can't tell you how many times I climbed the grape vine to get in my window from being locked out from curfew.. ok maybe you should cut me off..
ReplyDeleteSmitty-It's crazy fast here. It's too much too keep up, by the time I read a comment they're already on the next subject.
ReplyDeleteE.
I bid my kidney stones a flush I love you all good nite hugs and a special thanks for our Rose for such a happy hippy place..stephanie♥
ReplyDeletePoems...we can do poems....
ReplyDeleteSmitty
ReplyDeleteHmm.. I'm telling you.. the cute could outweigh just about anything. I'll bring some Febreeze.
I'm not sure what a gas station toilet smells like as I tend to avoid those, but I CAN tell you what two soccer players, who've played all weekend in the rain and mud can smell like during a 3 hour car ride home. (It ain't pretty)
Smitty,
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to miss stuff, espcially when a bunch of people are posting at one time..can get confusing!!
Leigh,
That would not be good..I did the same thing, plenty of times but did not get caught.
Night Stephanie...
ReplyDeleteI think Syd hopped a plane and has gone to the land down under in search for Rizzo.
Or else he is passed out...
SueBee!
ReplyDeleteI can't see you.. are you there?
Or did the bees revolt today when you went to overlook the collection?