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| The smile on her face says it all... |
So.
Another picture from the summer wedding...
Where Rob and Kristen went together.
The private wedding.
You know the one.
Where there weren't any Pap cameras...
(although someone obviously wanted to capture Rob/Kristen moments)
Rob and Kristen
Behaving like Rob and Kristen.
What do you see?
Well.
I see a man touching the face of the woman he adores.
I see the woman smiling... and reaching for his hand.
It's really that simple.
Nothing sinister.
No plots.
No conspiracies.
I know others see the same thing.
But still refuse to believe it.
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| Rob loves Kristen loves Rob. |
So what do they do?
1. IT'S A PLOT!
Kristen's 'people' released those pictures
JUST to sabotage WFE promotion!
Yes.
People really said that.
Of course...
No one manages to come up with HOW a picture
of Rob and Kristen together at a private wedding
sabotages anything... especially a movie
that doesn't come out for a couple of months yet...
But how does that work?
How does that hurt WFE?
Answer?
It doesn't
One doesn't have anything to do with the other.
A picture of Rob and Kristen has as much impact
on WFE promotion as Reese and her fiance does...
And I thought that was scraping the bottom of the PR barrel.
But no...
Oh no.
2. LOOK HOW FAR AWAY HE IS FROM HER!
MY GUY FRIENDS TOUCH MY FACE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!
MY GUY FRIENDS TOUCH MY FACE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!
Yes.
They said this too.
(They being the proverbial HYENA... in case you were wondering)
It's amazing how they do the things Rob and Kristen do
with their friends ALL the time.
Like traveling the world together...
Living together...
Showing up together
ALL
THE
TIME.
It's a lovely picture of two people enjoying each other...
All the pictures from this day show that.
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| Did we REALLY need arrows here? |
They look a bit closer together here...
heh.
And Tom.
Well...
You all know how I feel about him.
<3
But remember when this pic was first released...
MANIP!!!!
Was screamed across the land!
It can't be!
Rob and Kristen can't be together!
FAKE FAKE!
PR PR!!
PR PR!!
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| Yeah... Kristen looks positively miserable. Heh. |
But then the more pictures came out...
The more the blathering foam had to accept it.
So then what?
3. LOOK at what they are wearing!
How COULD they??
They look so casual! How disrespectful!
First off...
you can't really see what Kristen is wearing...
All you see is the top half.
Yet...
When something like this picture comes out...
They have to attack SOMETHING about Kristen.
Her hair.
Her clothes.
How she sits in her chair.
When what they really want to complain about is her
CLOSE PROXIMITY
to Robert Pattinson.
That is the crux of this whole irrational delusion.
Yes.
Crux.
They can't fucking STAND that Rob and Kristen are together.
(And continually show up together)
They actually think they know what is better for Robert.
So they sit there...
OBSESSING over Kristen Stewart
All the while
Screaming for anyone to listen to how much
THEY DON'T CARE!
THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
THEY HAVE WONDERFUL LIVES AND DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
OK.
Yet.
They write fucking monologues
Page after page dissecting every picture.
Every tweet.
Every word said...
The fact that you have forums and blogs and LJ's and Tumblrs
JUST to obsess over someone you hate...
means
You care.
A lot.
I wouldn't have a blog if I didn't give a shit
about Robert Pattinson in some capacity...
Would I?
Exactly.
I used to think "GET A LIFE" was the most overplayed line
in this fandom...
But that is quickly being overtaken by
"I DON'T CARE!"
We all have lives.
We all care to some degree...
Or we wouldn't be here.
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| JFC |
God.
I'm not exactly sure when my fascination with Tom Sturridge started.
But.
I'm severely fascinated with him.
Severely.
And although his being best friends with Rob...
and great friends with Kristen is what initially drew my attention
Its NOT what has kept me enraptured.
Is that the right word?
Why yes...
Yes it is.
*sigh*
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| Again... the look on her face says it all. |
I will close with this picture.
Another one that people screamed MANIP over...
Funny how that works, isn't it?
Whenever there are pics of Rob and Kristen...
Kissing.
Nuzzling.
Up close and personal
Whether at KOL concerts...
On movie sets...
In the streets of Montreal.
Or just in a pub on New Years Eve...
They always screech
PHOTOSHOP right away.
Heh.
It is what it fucking is.
You really should be used to it by now...
With
Acceptance
Comes
Peace.
This post is brought to you by the letter *K*
K for KISS!
Like Rob and Kristen on New Years Eve!
You can never have enough kissing...
You know?
And K for... Keep Clinging to your
'the end is near' prophecy...
How's that working for you so far?
;)
Bye for now
♥♥♥
That Vanity Fair shoot looked like one giant session of foreplay.
ReplyDeleteCute pictures from the wedding. I liked what you said the other day on twitter: google is probably aflame with searches for pictures of Rob cupping someone's/anyone's cheek. I wonder if they found any. Probably...but they were all Kristen. It's always Kristen. Just deal with it.
Sydney, you're so right..."It's always Kristen."
ReplyDeleteLooks to me as if it's always been Kristen!(for Rob)
Rose, welcome back...hope you had a great Valentine's day weekend away...
Such a sweet and tender picture of them......the fact that the blind and delusional still say the things they do after seeing unguarded and candid shots like this is just astounding.....or predictable.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a nice, relaxing vacation, Rose....love the pictures today.
Happy hump day, Roseland.....have a great day everyone! : D
Sometimes people just need to step back for a second and reallly, reaallllly, think about their logic here. All this talk about sabotaging WFE from Krsiten's people? Even if that was the case, and Kristen had grand designs to bring Robert down for some bizarre reason, how effective is she being with releaasing a wedding picture that only made it onto some fan blogs-it didn't even hit normal gossip sites? I mean, who is this being released for if it's only reaching a small segment of the fandom? I mean, that pic didn't even make the twilight sites I visit cause it's such non news.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, and more importantly, why are such pictures existing in teh first place? You can blame the release of the photo on bizarre plots all you want, but it sure doesn't take away from the obvious intimacy of the moment, which trumps everything.
But that's being reasonable, and reason has nothing to do with hyena logic. Simply giving yourself to exist still is their only aim now, and that means making up crazy ideas, taht get crazier all the time, to justify their existence as nonbelieving hyenas
I was so happy seeing this picture, I missed them so much. These foamers are really going all their way creating blogs and accounts of hate for Kristen just because she is with Rob w/c is not only delusional but down right pathetic. And to think they call themselves "fans" is completely beyond me. "Fans" are supporters, and that means everything and anything about the celebrity/person they are liking. So to decide who should date Rob shouldn't be their business. If they hate Kristen. FINE! But just be respectful of Rob's personal choice.
ReplyDeleteI find that Vf picture still one of the most erotic hot pic of them together (even if they really weren't, yet, maybe not together). The whole photoshoot had so much sexual tension (yes I watched it all) it must have been torture for Rob. Now this new/old pic of them is also very sensual and sweet, it just screams LOVE. I don't really want to waste any time on the doubters cause they are just hilariously crazy. A few extra straightjackets would be helpful.
ReplyDeleteSweet pictures of a sweet couple at a wedding.
ReplyDeleteIt appears that BD is wrapped so onward to Vancouver. Hope the people up there are as respectful of privacy as the Baton Rouge people have been.
It's been quiet these past few days here. Real life has a way of keeping everyone busy. Hope all are well.
Rose- I hope you had a nice siesta away from the hoopla.
Hello!
ReplyDeleteRose-
How could anyone think a photo of a man touching the face of the girl he loves in anyway detract from WFE??
I don't believe these people are capable of rational thought processes.
Sydney- I liked your comment about Vanity Fair :)
Hi Everyone!
Sydney - You're absolutely right about that VF shoot
ReplyDeleteThat picture is so lovely - just a happy young couple having a good time at a friend's wedding - I've come to the conclusion that what you perceive when you look at that photo and others like it,is based on your own reality - happy people see their obvious happiness,bitter,unhappy people see what they fear they'll never have and it infuriates them.
Oh, one other thing, if any of my guy friends cupped my face like that, I'm pretty sure my normally easygoing hubs would beat the shit out of them!
Oops-
ReplyDeleteThat should have been 'any way'..I hate when I do that :{
Lol..excellent point Angelica!
ReplyDeleteWow, the hyenas are so desperate. Why does this insanity not happen to other couples? I mean I'd glad it doesn't but why Rob and Kristen? Is it because they haven't prepared a news release that they are together? I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThat VF photoshoot is also one of my faves. LOL Sydney, "one giant session of foreplay". True dat!
Sublimely logical as always Rose.
ReplyDeleteStumbled upon something the other day that puts an name -- or more accurately, a diagnosis -- to craziness, and certainly explains why the hysteria seems to escalating to a frightening degree. It's called "erotomania", and it is clinically defined as a delusional, romantic preoccupation with a stranger, often a public figure; in extreme cases the erotomaniac actually believes that the famous person is in love with him or her -- or would be if "obstacles" (like another person) were to be removed.
I'm sure we can all attach these behaviors to things we've read lately:
"The erotomaniac intrudes on your privacy, does not respect your express wishes and personal boundaries and ignores your emotions, needs, and preferences -- she knows better and will make you see the light as well. You are simply unaware of what is good for you. And no amount of denials, chastising, threats, and even outright hostile actions will convince the erotomaniac otherwise.
The erotomaniac determinedly sees it as her task to bring life and happiness into your dreary existence. The erotomaniac is convinced that her feelings are reciprocated -- or could be given the right circumstances. Consequently, erotomaniacs react badly to any perceived rejection by their victims. They turn on a dime and become dangerously vindictive, out to destroy the source of their mounting frustration. When the "relationship" looks hopeless, many erotomaniacs turn to violence in a spree of self-destruction."
To borrow a popular phrase from yesterday's twitter frenzy, "true love is... leaving a traceable trail of your mania for such time as your family needs to commit you."
Hahaha. Okay, I just read the funniest thing and I have to share: Rob and Kristen have entered couples therapy because she hasn't kissed him in public yet! Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
ReplyDeleteAdorable pictures. Young love is so sweet.
ReplyDelete(Nothing like a man with big hands....just sayin! LOL)
I agree whole heartedly with you Sue and have thought the same exact thing about Rob being tortured during that photo shoot, lol. We've seen that attraction from the very beginning. And I also saw the whole shoot. Don't comment much anymore but just had to agree with you on this subject. donna
ReplyDeleteSusan - Big hands, long fingers......
ReplyDeleteReal pr pro-
ReplyDeleteThanks, I always enjoy your insight on things.
Lol..that diagnosis is spot on with some of these crazies :)
Angelica
ReplyDeleteHands like that, with those long fingers, are so good for...
piano playing! Yeah, that's it. Really!
Jen, Well said!
ReplyDeleteReal Pr, I don't know what too say. Can your statement be any truer? No.
Now delusional, take a long, slow read at what PR posted. Then take a minute and think, is that YOU? IMO every word posted describes YOUR behavior the past 2 years.
Counseling is needed STAT. And people wonder why Kristen is uncomfortable kissing Robert in public?
Susan and Angelica-
ReplyDeleteHehehe..:)
Angelica and SueBee, Is it getting hot in here?
ReplyDeleteWhy, yes it is. :)
Piano playing is an important skill!!!
ReplyDeleteNimble fingers are necessary.
Really!
What?
Yeah, I know... LOL
Oh, you gals are so naughty today!
ReplyDeleteLOL..
ReplyDelete'nimble fingers'
LOL!
Hi, Rose!! Hope you a had wonderful time away! Great post
ReplyDeleteThat new pic is the sweetest thing ever, I love the tenderness of Rob gesture and that big smile on Kristen face...beyond adorable.
Hi, Roseland!! Hope all is well with you all.
Hugs
Angelica and Susan,
ReplyDeleteI know a woman who will only date men with big hands.
She says they can do things better.
You know, fix things.
PL
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about a man with big hands....
He has a BIG...pair of gloves!
Susan,
ReplyDeleteLong fingers are good for getting deep into small openings.
In case you drop something like an earring or something down the drain.
You said it all Rose SOOO true dont like wait you see dont look at it thats what I say to all the asswhps I love Rob and kristen and so dose a lot of others in this BIG WORLD we live in. Thanks Rose once again you have made me smile. DEB.
ReplyDeletePenny - Big hands, long fingers also come in handy....when you drop your ipod down the side of the car seat
ReplyDeleteGreat post, and great examples of a couple in love. Why do people have to be so delusional over what is literally happening right in front of their eyes?
ReplyDeleteI've come to the conclusion that nothing will ever convince these fucknuts that they are together. Its just embarrassing to read some of the comments and also a little disturbing. Even if a statement were released confirming their relaysh, these idiots would still scream PR. Even if we got a sex tape they would scream "PR fucking" or go into hysterics claiming Rob was being raped. Extreme I know but that is what you are going to get because we are dealing with some sick puppies who scream and yell "lies all lies", yet at the end of the day cry themselves to sleep holding their Rob dolls. Pathetic
ReplyDeleteRob cupping Kristen's face is such an intimate gesture...beautiful pic.
ReplyDeleteKristen looks so happy...but just imagine the smitten look on Rob's glorious face if the camera had been on him!!
Kami...((hugs))
Is it just me or is it getting hot in Roseland??? Naughty Naughty girls!
ReplyDeleteNot that I have been obsessively looking or anything, but I've noticed that because Kristen is so small, when Rob puts one of his big paws on her it looks like she is being engulfed!!! (OK, I confess... I've been obsessively looking) :D
REAL PR PRO Thanks for sharing that info. It's actually kind of frightening when you think about it.
Glad you're back, Rose. Hope your time away was restful.
Big hands, with long, nimble fingers are good for stroking
ReplyDeleteguitar strings, of course.
Happy Hump Day Everyone!
ReplyDeleteThat "new" wedding pic is pretty much one of the cutest things ever.
Its like a tender, sweet moment and I agree, her smile really does say it all. That's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that pic.
Would love to see Rob & Kris do another vanity fair shoot! That pic has always been one of my favorites.
The delusion of "manip!!" is such a lame excuse for anything the crazies don't like. I'm gonna start using that in my everyday life to see if it makes me happier. I'll see the amount of work my team has to do and I'll just scream "manip!" and it won't actually be real. Lol!
Sounds like Rob & Kristen will have about a week before Vancouver filming kicks off, hope they get to have some downtime to relax & have some fun.
Hope u are all having a great afternoon!
Penny-
ReplyDeleteI love the avi :)
Rhonda,
ReplyDeleteI'm so absent minded I had to go back and look at the avi because I forgot what I changed it to.
I thought because of Westminster Dog Show I should have a dog theme...sort of.
Real PR Pro: Holy Shit. It looks like you wrote that diagnosis based on personal knowledge of certain individuals (that you and I may or may not have discussed by name in twitter DM's).
ReplyDeleteI wonder what they thought when they read that. Cause you know they ALL read Rose's posts and the comments. It was tailor made for them and all of nonsten. We all knew it was an acual psychosis or disorder...now we have a name for it. Shall it replace hyena? Erotomaniac has a nice ring to it. Especially the maniac part.
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ReplyDelete@Sydney: ITA - VF photoshot was foreplay and it's always been Kristen!
ReplyDelete@Jen: I'd like to know who releases these pics...who's at these gatherings that would take and then release pics of this very private couple.
I've these pics on a number of blogs, and, though nice to see, still is such an invasion of privacy. Out in public, understandable, but in a private setting, sad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLDLIg1M8kY&feature=feedu
I'm speechless - except for this photo takes my breath away!
ReplyDeleteI understand your infatuation with Tom for he does grow on you. This picture of him....Holy hotness....
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ReplyDeleteFinally on a lunch break! I wish it was acceptable to punch co-workers in the face! Lol!
ReplyDeleteAll the comments about long fingers had me lol'ing!
And RealPRPro- LOVED your comment! Very true and I think we all unfortunately see that in some "fans." Sadly, the first step for them would be to admit their problem. And somehow I don't see that happening very easily!
Sorry Smitty - but it's definitely not me. I could literally not possibly care less about the trolls or what they say in a real life basis. I recognize their intent and while I will come on and defend....can't help it...it ends here on the blog for me. I hope no one causes you any further undo stress!
ReplyDeleteLawyers? this is the first I've seen of this but I don't read all the posts. I'm not sure who has mentioned lawyers but good grief.....surely delete and ignore is still the best course of action?
ReplyDeleteAt the end of the day the only person we should care about it the person who it is directed to.....and as she is aware of it I'm sure she knows how it is best dealt with.
Smitty------------> ❤
Liza
Hi Smitty - You're right,they're pathetic.Not worthy of the time or attention,really
ReplyDeleteGroovie - If it were acceptable to punch colleagues,I'd have bleeding fists most days!!
Smitty,
ReplyDeleteI have talked to Rose, she knows what has happened and I might also point out that I have an e-mail address that you can contact if you have questions rather than posting this on the blog.
If you would like an explaination of this mornings comments feel free to contact me.
I've come to a point where I absolutely refuse to get sucked into troll drama.
ReplyDeleteIt's not worth the headache or my time.
I just ignore it or wait till it's gone.
Angelica-
ReplyDeleteRight?! Some people are just deliberately annoying! That's why hour long lunches are great, u get to escape into your happy place for awhile!
I could give a damn about the fucking troll...I will give and explaination of this to EVERYONE since we're doing this publicly
ReplyDeleteI had a DRUG REACTION last night an ended up in the hospital until about an hour and a half ago..I come home to find out that my husband has done something stupid...his friend, FRIEND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THAT IT WAS FRIEND...is a lawyer....they came up with this dumbass plan... now I'm sick..and I don't feel like dealing with this shit Ok?????
Hi All,
ReplyDeleteRose - wonderful post as always. Thanks for sharing your opinions with us.
Real PR Pro - great post.
Kami - sorry to hear you were not well. I hope you feel better soon.
Have a good day all.
Hi Kami,
ReplyDeleteI'm going to jump in here. First off, I read what the troll said. He basically said you were crazy. That's not a threat or anything close to a threat. Its an insult and he does it because you are easily drawn into these things. If you would just ignore it you would be better off.
Second, the vast majority of these THREATS (and they are threats) are directed at my friend who I love and adore and would do anything to protect. I'm sorry that it might, in a very indirect way, affect you but really, it has NOTHING to do with you. Do you see what they say about my friend?? Has she not repeatedly asked you to ignore it. Its none of your business--stay out of it.
Third, I am sorry you were in the hospital but I am confused. You were having some medical emergency and your husband and his friend were on this blog looking at comments made last night (that were deleted I believe) and decided to threaten the trolls with lawyers from TMZ. Why wasn't he with you? Why were they both on this blog?
Fourth, you can stop being bitchy and rude to Smitty about not contacting you privately. She doesn't have time to go through here and she is not going to email ANYONE since you would then have her email and that's not something she wants. You made a public comment (or your husband and his friend did under your name) and you got a public response. You might not understand it but that comment caused ALOT of real life legitimate concern. Considering there was nothing to "defend" you about, since this only barely involved you, you can calm down and stop being snarky to someone who doesn't deserve it.
Hope you feel better. Let this end.
@Kami-Sounds like your going through/are in the middle of a rough situation *hugs*. Hope everything resolves quickly and you are back to feeling your best soon!
ReplyDeleteSyd,
ReplyDeleteI have done nothing wrong, I do not need you or anyone else to point out that it was a stupid thing my husband did, now having said that...Harvey Levine is a guy from Texas...simple as that...I understand that things have been bad for your friend, but you also have to understand that things have been bad for my husband's wife...which I do believe ends this conversation.
JFC
ReplyDeleteRose I agree! When did this blog turn into this? I must have majorly missed something. And I'm happy I did.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is as Rose has stated is for an infatuation with a certain guy (or two) and a certain girl. Have fun with that!
So, does anyone want to talk about the merits of big hands and long fingers again?
ReplyDeleteJust trying to change the subject.
This shit is getting ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWe know who the only personal this troll is interested in hurting is and its none of the people who regularly post here.
Kami I am sorry you were sick but I don't think that is any reason to address Smitty disrespectfully when she was just asking everyone...generally and politely...to not get involved. What she was asking was a totally reasonable request and I personally had no idea it was you (or your husband) who had mentioned lawyers, until you said it was.
Rose I love your blog and will always continue to read.....Smitty, Syd and Gruff you know how I feel about you.
I appreciate this post may not make me popular but I've said my piece, I'm out of here anyway.
Liza.
OMG!! I love you blog Rose forever...
ReplyDelete@PL
ReplyDeleteI have short, stubby fingers but I'd like to learn how to play the piano.
Am I too old to learn something new, and are my stubbies a problem?
DK
I for one would love his big hands near my face or anywhere else at that...LOL!
ReplyDeleteFun story: Yesterday in class we were learning about the Cullen's sign which in medical terms is bruising around the umbilicus and being the twilight fan I am I thought..hmm wonder if that would happen if Edward Cullen bit my stomach (which I wouldn't mind) and then a fellow classmate said that exact thing out loud! I won't ever forget what a Cullen's Sign is now!
Um, yeah.
ReplyDeletePenny: I know she's petite and all...but his hands on her?!?!?! Huge! Kills me everytime. His hand takes up her whole face. Maybe it's our genetic makeup...but who doesn't love a man with big hands? It's knee-weakening.
Penny - I'm trying to buy dresses but keep thinking about long fingers...
ReplyDeleteDK,
ReplyDeleteThey say you're never too old to learn something new.
I don't think that applies to learning how to be tactful because it's a lost cause with me.
Sydney - The long,graceful fingers turn me into some,simpering,Bronte heroine. 200 years of fighting for equality and we're done in by pianists fingers.LOL
ReplyDeleteAngelica,
ReplyDeleteLong fingers could help get you out of those dresses faster,if say, your zipper got stuck, so your thought process makes sense.
Kami
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does your husband's friend's wife have to do with this?? Okay wait, so your husband's friend's wife (whew) is having a hard time and so your husband and your husband's friend come on here to address trolls?? All while you are in the hospital having a medical emergency.
WTFUCK??
I think we need to get out our decoder rings if you have one and try and figure out when the next big Robert and Kristen event will be....I have heard the Oscars are possibly a no go. But then again you can't believe anything you hear or read till it happens.
ReplyDeleteSyd,
ReplyDeleteWhy don't we just drop the whole thing? Kami was referring to her husband's wife, which would be herself.
Her husband was concerned with medical matters and legalities.
Everything is cool now, OK. Let's end the discussion.
The wedding pics are really cute. Hell all the pics are cute lmao thanks Rose, for careing.
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ReplyDeleteKami has been a pretty stalwart defender of Rob and Kristen and taken the brunt of a lot of attacks. Looks like this was just a misunderstanding. So, we should all move on. Sounds like there is a lot going on that doesn't concern us, and frankly, I want no part of. So let's just go back to the discussion of how intoxicating Rob is.
ReplyDeleteAngelica: Seriously. Feminism set back again. So long as he has big hands and long fingers.
Sydney,
ReplyDeleteI agree, Kami has been a strong defender and doesn't deserve being reprimanded for something she had no control over.
I'm going to dinner now, so keep up the nimble finger talk.
Kami I call bullshit on the whole thing. Your husband's wife--um--okay. That's a bit dramatic but okay.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am fairly certain that Kami has NOT in ANY way taken the brunt of the attacks by the troll. Seriously??
The snarky tone of Kami's response was uncalled for and rude. Her story about her husband and Texas and their friend--all this going on while she is having a medical issue and is in hospital??
I will stop but Kami you were wrong to respond that way.
This has gotten out of control.
ReplyDeleteAs usual.
I asked a simple request... privately in email...
and now it is all this.
Always so much drama.
In the interest of diplomacy, can't we all just get along?
ReplyDeleteThere's no need to be combative since we're all supposed to be friends here.
It's all good, yes?
Real Real life is serious enough.
Syd... Your love for your friend knows no bounds. Its one of your most admirable traits. By far.
ReplyDeleteShe's lucky to have you on her side.
I'm still not sure why this got blown up like this...
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ReplyDeleteRose~
ReplyDeleteGreat post...hope you had a nice break and Valentine's Day :)
Cute pic of Rob and Kris...his hand on her face and her big smile...very sweet...
Hope that everyone has a great evening!
~Lynn
So Minnie Mouse and Micky Mouse were in divorce court....
ReplyDeleteJudge tells Micky "I see absolutely no reason to divorce Minnie on grounds of insanity."
Micky says, "I didn't say she was insane...I said she was fucking Goofy!"
Get it?
OH Susan! The mental picture that conjures up :)
ReplyDeleteHow did my last comment get deleted? My own fault, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteANGELICA Your mention of Bronte made me chuckle. We are strong, independent women but deep down all we want is a pair of big hands! LOL
SUSAN I'm glad that you are back to your fun & perky self today.
SueBee-
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Love the mickey/minnie joke!
Love the post for today, Rose.
ReplyDeleteWhat a precious, however private, picture of Rob and Kristen at the wedding. They are a beautiful couple.
Love y'all. Big breath in and out.
I heard this joke and really liked it. Just for fun y'all.
Hugs!
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog on the examination table.
The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that
his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the
cat down next to the dog's body.
The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing
the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says,
"I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
So, the vet brings in a black Labrador.
The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at
the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says,
"I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
Penny and Sydney...you are so right...Kami has been a great defender so why should she be called out for one mistake??
ReplyDeleteAnd Susan...yes... we are all friends here...exactly.
It seems to me that regrettable comments have been made in the past here in Roseland... but we move on and all is forgiven.
I am so lost in this conversation personally and so glad I am. Rose maybe a delete is necessary? And Smitty I apologize if I ever said anything too upset anyone.I haven't really be on that much as of late. And Smitty of course your concerns are valid and 150% understandable.
ReplyDeleteSyd, I know you mean well in that protective heart of yours. I hope that is taken as such.
I like the jokes.
ReplyDeleteYou all are lovely. Enjoy your evenings!
I think I told this once already but
A man walks in his front door and his wife is sitting on the sofa. He is holding a duck.
The man says "This is the pig I've been *ucking"
The wife says "You idiot that is a duck!"
The man says "I was talking to the duck"
ba dum dum
I'm gone. Have a good evening.
Liza--I adore you. I don't come here often enough or say it enough but I am proud to share a country with you! Going out to get very drunk now. Hope you are doing the same.
Hello!
ReplyDeleteKami- I'm so sorry you're sick. I hope you feel better soon.
Smitty and Syd- I'm sorry I missed you. I hope you both, and Gruff too of course, are happy and well :)
We all say and do things we wish we could take back. I usually do on a daily basis. This is a special place. Let's keep it that way :)
LOL at the jokes.
ReplyDeleteSyd you are a true friend and protector. Nobody can fault you for that.
Peace!
Okie dokie--I'm confused as hell and have no jokes.
ReplyDeleteMoving on, hope you are feeling better Kami. I'm sorry if this thing added any additional stress to what sounds like a horrible day. Believe it or not Syd just is trying to be a good friend and he gets a little crazed. I hope you are getting some good pampering and feel better quickly.
Alrighty then, the rest of you are being a big pervy but it made me laugh. Hope everyone is well and happy. Off for dinner soon--take care--
I never have any jokes. I can't ever re-tell them the right way. Lol..I always forget the punch line :)
ReplyDeleteSmitty,
ReplyDeleteThank you, and as hard as it is for anyone to believe, Heith was just being a good husband.
I'm through dealing with this.
Smitty - What's pervy about appreciating long fingered SO's who are musical and good at reaching stuff for us ?? ;)
ReplyDeleteKami - Hope your feeling better :)
Loyal friends/partners are worth their weight in gold. I think we've all got carried away trying to protect loved ones. That's all I have to say on the matter.
Hi Angelica - another late night for you. I hope you are well.
ReplyDeleteRhonda - if you're still here - I hope you are feeling better today.
"Loyal friends/partners are worth their weight in gold."
ReplyDeletePerfectly said, ANGELICA.
KAMI Feel better.
Freddie - It's my own fault this time,I'm buying clothes. It could wait until the weekend but I have no patience :)
ReplyDeleteHi Freddie-
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm much better. Thanks for asking :)
How are you?
Angelica-
ReplyDeleteWhat about shoes??
For Loving Friends Everywhere
ReplyDeleteWhenever I Call You Friend
Kenny Loggins/Stevie Nicks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df0BBaUM6fM
Whenever I call you "friend",
I begin to think I understand
Anywhere we are, you and I have always been, ever and ever
I see myself within your eyes,
And that’s all I need to show me why
Everything I do always takes me home to you, ever and ever
And now I know my life has given me more than memories,
Day by day,
We can see in every moment
There’s a reason to carry on
Sweet love’s showin’ us a heavenly light,
Never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin’ on us every night,
I know forever we’ll be doin’ it
right
Whenever I call you "friend",
I believe I’ve come to understand
Everywhere we are, you and I were meant to be, forever and ever
I think about the times to come,
Knowin’ I will be the lucky one
And ever our love will last,
I always want to call you "friend"
Sweet love (you’re the glowin’ light in my life, source of pride in my life)
Thank you/bamascrappingirl
Hi DK!
ReplyDeleteYou're always right on time :)
Angelica,
ReplyDeleteI think you were right on target with your comment. I also think men have no clue how to handle the dynamic that this estrogen laden blog has and overreact to things that are said.
Are you buying dresses for a particular event?
Hello, Rhonda (get better), Angelica1 (hope you're better), dottie (nice to see you), Freddie (hey, you!).
ReplyDeleteI'm shortly going to toast to all loving friends, who care so much about each other, that they deserve a very special toast!
Bottoms up! Who will join me?
DK
Penny and Angelica-
ReplyDeleteYou both are spot on with what you said :)
Penny - So true! I'm supposed to be buying dresses for work but I get sidetracked easily :)
ReplyDeleteRhonda - I'm in London next week, shoes will be bought then, I'm sure!!
DK - Thank you, I'm OK at the moment
DK..What shall we drink?
ReplyDeleteHello Everybody..
Angelica- Lol..I knew they wouldn't be too far behind.
ReplyDeleteDK- Thanks, I will join you :)
@Super
ReplyDeleteI'm popping open the bubbly for it's not every day that we fight in the name of love is it?
Hey Rhonda, glad you're feeling better. I'm good. The week is more than half over and we have a long weekend coming up.
ReplyDeleteAngelica - is there a special occasion?
Hey DK - you were under the weather on the weekend. Are you on the mend?
Hi Penny - in keeping with your last comment about an estrogen-laden blog, a friend sent me this joke today.
"Women are Angels.
When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick...
We're flexible like that."
Hi Super, I missed you while I was typing my last comment. Hope you are well.
ReplyDeleteI kept a copy of your pledge from last night. It was perfect.
Freddie-
ReplyDeleteLol! I never remember jokes but I'm writing that one down!
That was me one day last week :)
Rhonda - LOL. I've been like that a lot lately. It's a good thing people can't hear me when I'm driving these day. I would be the poster child for road rage.
ReplyDeleteFreddie-
ReplyDeleteI can so relate to that!
@Rhonda
ReplyDeleteGreat! What are you having?
@Freddie
On the mend, yes, thanks, and there's lots to be fixed, tee hee.
Freddie,
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the truth?
I'm watching American Idol right now. Some of these groups are painful to watch.
DK..OK I have some champagne left over from New Years..I will go check it out and see if it is still "bubbly" lol
ReplyDeleteFREDDIE.. I love the part about the broomstick! I can relate to that...thanks for copying the pledge....that was fun!
ANGELICA...I was listening to Paul McCartney in the car this morning and he was singing a song about English gardens on a Sunday morning and I thought about you and how nice it would be to have tea and chat with you and Paul..hehehe...a girl can dream, right?
One more quick peek in tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'll raise a glass too,
to Roseland and all the lovely Roselanders.
One for all, and all for one.
Un pour tous, tous pour un.
Bryan, Rod and Sting,
raise their glasses with
"All for Love".
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=n-AB7RJpOjY
Enjoy and hugs!
DK- Mine has to be unleaded since I'm taking meds. Will ginger ale work?
ReplyDeletePenny- Yes! Some of the good ones have been cut too :)
Hi Olivia!
ReplyDeleteHi Rhonda,
ReplyDeleteHope you are soon feeling better!
OLIVIA...I LOVED the Vet joke!
ReplyDeleteSuper,
ReplyDeleteA neighbor of mine is in vet school and told it to me.
I thought it was quite good, especially being a nice clean joke. : )
Olivia- Thank you :)
ReplyDeleteGood Night ALL..Sleep tight!
ReplyDeleteHi Olivia - good choice of video. The three guys were good together. Thanks for posting the link.
ReplyDeleteNight Super - have a nice evening.
ReplyDeleteOlivia- I used to have a crush on Bryan Adams :)
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Super!
ReplyDeleteNight Super.
ReplyDeleteThanks Freddie.
Rhonda, I do like all three of them.
Have a beautiful evening. I am off to do a bit of work and then read. I finished Cosmopolis last weekend, and must say it is a book unlike any other that I have read. This will definitely be a challenging and unique film for Rob. Will certainly look at limos and think of rats in a new way. Started Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth and so far am enjoying it a great deal.
Sweet dreams everyone.
Good night Olivia. Pleasant dreams.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Olivia!
ReplyDeleteFreddie-
ReplyDeleteI read about the Northeast Roseland chapter :)
Rhonda - yes, the Northeast Roseland chapter was formed last night LOL. And Super wrote the official chapter pledge. Kenzz and IB are President and Vice President and I'm chapter secretary. Maybe you can be President of the Southern Chapter or honorary Northeasterner with us, if you want.
ReplyDeleteFreddie-
ReplyDeleteLol, I've never wanted to be President. I'm more of a behind the scenes kinda girl :)
Honorary member sounds better. Will I have to be officially voted in?
Freddie-
ReplyDeleteI'm calling it quits. I want to read before my meds make me too sleepy :)
I'm glad I got to talk with you. Have you checked your messages?
Goodnight All...
Good night Rhonda. Hope you continue to be on the mend.
ReplyDeleteI'll check messages and likely get back to you tomorrow night.
I'm heading out as well. Night all.
I'm getting ready with the Beatles, and we'll be on soon...
ReplyDeleteDK
How funny to think people were claiming the VF photo shoot was a manip. I suppose the accompaning video was a manip???? Its just so idiotic, I can't stand it!
ReplyDeleteI so completely love that pic of Rob touching Kristen's face!!! Deal with it, reality-deprived psychos!!!
# 197
ReplyDeleteWords Of Love
Beatles sing Buddy Holly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay8y8MctiOw
Hold me close and tell me how you feel
Tell me love is real
Words of love you whisper soft and true
Darling I love you
Let me hear you say the words I long to hear
Darling when you’re near
Words of love you whisper soft and true
Darling I love you
Thank you/TheBeatlesOnDemand
# 198
ReplyDeleteYellow Submarine
Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_cwWP5Qf1k
[Spoken introduction:]
Yellow Submarine... And we would march till
three in the day to see them gather there. From
Land of Goats to Jonah Green we’d step in duty
trail to see his yellow submarine, we love it
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
And our friends are all on board
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine.
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in our yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Thank you/CatRevolver
# 199
ReplyDeleteYer Blues
Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHqvN5YO9wY
Yes I’m lonely wanna die
Yes I’m lonely wanna die
If I ain’t dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.
In the morning wanna die
In the evening wanna die
If I ain’t dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.
My mother was of the sky
My father was of the earth
But I am of the universe
And you know what it’s worth
I’m lonely wanna die
If I ain’t dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.
The eagle picks my eye
The worm he licks my bone
I feel so suicidal
Just like Dylan’s Mr. Jones
Lonely wanna die
If I ain’t dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.
Black cloud crossed my mind
Blue mist round my soul
Feel so suicidal
Even hate my rock and roll
Wanna die yeah wanna die
If I ain’t dead already
Thank you/ReSpEcTtHeCaPtAiN
# 200
ReplyDeleteYes It Is
Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O-wmVqFD4w
If you wear red tonight,
Remember what I said tonight.
For red is the colour that my baby wore,
And what is more, it’s true,
Yes it is.
Scarlet were the clothes she wore,
Everybody knows I’m sure.
I would remember all the things we planned,
Understand, it’s true,
Yes it is, it’s true.
Yes it is.
I could be happy with you by my side
If I could forget her, but it’s my pride.
Yes it is, yes it is.
Oh, yes it is, yeah.
“Please don’t wear red tonight.”
This is what I said tonight.
For red is the colour that will make me blue,
In spite of you, it’s true,
Yes it is, it’s true.
Yes it is.
I could be happy with you by my side
If I could forget her, but it’s my pride.
Yes it is, yes it is.
Oh, yes it is, yeah.
“Please don’t wear red tonight.”
This is what I said tonight.
For red is the colour that will make me blue,
In spite of you, it’s true,
Yes it is, it’s true.
Yes it is, it’s true.
Thank you/liveontheclassics
# 201
ReplyDeleteYesterday
Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhyg7ESVA0k
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, I’m not half to man I used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why she had to go I don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Thank you/JetBlack327
# 202
ReplyDeleteYou Can’t Do That
Beatles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvlEWr8be60
I got something to say that might cause you pain,
If I catch you talking to that boy again,
I’m gonna let you down,
And leave you flat,
Because I told you before, oh,
You can’t do that.
Well, it’s the second time, I’ve caught you talking to him,
Do I have to tell you one more time, I think it’s a sin,
I think I’ll let you down.
Let you down and leave you flat,
Gonna let you down and leave you flat,
Because I’ve told you before, oh,
You can’t do that.
Ev’rybody’s green,
‘cause I’m the one, who won your love,
But if it’s seen,
You’re talking that way they’d laugh in my face.
So please listen to me, if you wanna stay mine,
I can’t help my feelings, I’ll go out of my mind.
I know I’ll let you down,
And leave you flat,
Gonna let you down and leave you flat,
Because I’ve told you before, oh,
You can’t do that.
Thank you/ricbeach
# 203
ReplyDeleteYou Know My Name
(Look Up The Number)
Beatles (Full Version 6:12):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DkaRUtp3w8
You know my name
Look up the number
You know my name
Look up the number
You you know. you know my name
You you know, you know my name
Good evening and welcome to Slaggers
Featuring Denis O’Bell
Come on Ringo, let’s hear it for Denis
Good evening
You know my name
Better look up the number
You know my name
(That’s right) look up the number
You you know you know my name
You you know you know my name
You know my name
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Look up my number
You know my name
That’s right look up the number
Oh you know you know
You know my name you know you know you know my name.
Huh huh huh huh
You know my name
Ba ba ba pum
Look up the number
You know my name
Look up the number
You-a you know you know my name
Baby you-a you know you know my name
You know my name you know my number
What’s up with you?
You know my name
That’s right
Yeah.
Thank you/BenefitOfMrKite
Rose, great blog. I have really missed you but hope you had a relaxing holiday. These pics of Rob and Kris from the wedding are so sweet, and you can tell how happy they are just being together. I just don't care what the haters have to say anymore, they are all just jealous of the love Rob and Kris share. I really miss seeing Rob and Kris, but I feel guilty because I know they are happy being out of the limelight. Take care Roselanders.
ReplyDeleteOK, my darlingest ones, that is it for tonight. I'm saving the last 7 precious Beatles songs for tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBesides, like Syd, I decided to have a few and get drunk. Now he said, very drunk and I would, if I could, and not get my "gunk" back full force again, so look at Dreamer, she is so moderate, ha, ha.
I had my champagne to toast friendship and I have my beers now, just because they are so goooood.
About a Roseland Roundup, tell me, who is serious about coming to Chicago for a long weekend? It's looking like in the early Fall, say September.
DK
@Bren, Gwen, Birdie & Louisa
ReplyDeleteIt's early and I am available for chit-chat, insults, mocking, put downs and raising ups, you choose.
Word verf: "mer mate". My mate is of the sea, or what?
Swinging On A Star
ReplyDeleteFrank Sinatra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoHvX_jmUao&feature=related
Hmmm....Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a mule?...
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
He kicks up at anything he hears,
His back is brawny - and his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a - stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule...
Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a pig?...
Hey! - A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace,
He ain't got no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy, and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig...
Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
And be better off than you are?
Or would you rather be a fish?...
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
He cant write his name or read a book,
And to fool the people is his only thought
Though he slippery - he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish...
And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo,
Every day you meet quite a few,
So you see it's all up to you...
You can be better than you are...
You could be swinging on a star!
Thank you/StraussBogart
I'm swinging from a star and going here and there. Catch me if you can...
ReplyDeleteDK
Hey DK, are you still swinging out there?
ReplyDelete@Birdie
ReplyDeleteYes, I am along with a donut and a glass of milk!
How are you?
I'm doing well. Are you on the mend? I have an earlier day this morning, but only work 4 hours. That I can handle. Anything new?
ReplyDelete@Birdie
ReplyDeleteYes, on the mend, a few more stitches and I'll be whole again, asswhole, too, maybe. Lol.
New? I got a lovely new cocktail ring at my daughter's jewelry party, and she gave me a discount (which was surprising).
Plus I'm looking for a new place to live, to get out of this one, which is on green pond, and be on blue Lake instead.
Do you live right in Chicago? What will you look for?
ReplyDelete@Birdie
ReplyDeleteEverything here is considered "Chicagoland" and I am not downtown, where all the lights are bright, no. Seven million people live in this area.
I will look for a lakeview, downtown, sublet for a while, to see if I like it there, and completely change my dull, slow life, to one in the fast lane.
Can't wait for the life down there with music, people, activities and new things I've wanted in my life for centuries...eons.
That sounds wonderful. It's been awhile since I was there and I can't remember where we stayed but I was impressed. It was very pretty. I can see you thriving down there.
ReplyDeleteBRB,pet patrol.
ReplyDeleteDowntown
ReplyDeletePetula Clark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCnHWas3HQ
When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go - downtown
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know - downtown
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go downtown, things'll be great when you're
Downtown - no finer place, for sure
Downtown - everything's waiting for you
Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows - downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where they never close - downtown
Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova
You'll be dancing with him too before the night is over
Happy again
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go downtown, where all the lights are bright
Downtown - waiting for you tonight
Downtown - you're gonna be all right now
And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares
So go downtown, things'll be great when you're
Downtown - don't wait a minute for
Downtown - everything's waiting for you
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown ...
Thank you/nyrainbow2
(Ah, Love in the Springtime)
ReplyDeleteI Couldn't Live Without Your Love
Petula Clark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjJPf-sc_Q&NR=1
You're the only one that I rely on
A shoulder there for me to cry on
And the hours alone that I'm without you
All I ever do is think about you
No one knows that you so understanding
Even though my love is so demanding
Everytime you look at me
Then you'll know we'll both agree
That no other love for me
I couldn't live without your love
Now I know you're really mine
Gotta have you all the time
Didn't like you much when I first met you
But somehow I couldn't quite forget you
Said you didn't want a friend or lover
That your life was happy with another
But as time went by my love grew stronger
Knew that I just couldn't wait any longer
For I couldn't let you know
When I have to tell you so
That I love you then you know
I couldn't live without your love
Now I know you're really mine
Gotta have you all the time
Now the tears are gone and I'm not crying
When you say you love me you're not lying
So when people want to stare
I know I don't really care
Just as long as you are there
I couldn't live without your love
Now I know you're really mine
Gotta have you all the time
I couldn't live without your love
Now I know you're really mine
Gotta have you all the time
Thank you/74sodapop
HaHa,I loved To Sir With Love! I think you would have great adventures in the heart of the city. Is that another song?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteREPOST-GETTING STOOPID AGAIN
ReplyDelete@Birdie
Petula just got into my head, and there you go, some oldie songs. To Sir With Love, oh, yes, a great song and movie, too.
I'm also thinking "I've Got To Be Me", cause we are all trying to be that. Sammy Davis Jr. did it great.
But I am fading into the wild blue yonder, so for the rest of tonight, I'll be someone else instead, maybe Yoko Ono, since I'm so Beatle-eyed.
What time do you have to leave for work?
Is 4 hours even worth the drive? Certainly, I know it is, and someone out there needs, Birdie, maybe more than Dreamer, but I don't like it much.
I have to leave soon, so had better quit dinging around and get ready. It is easy to procrastinate here with you,but I am expected to be there and on time. Have a good sleep and I will catch you later!
ReplyDeleteAt The Zoo
ReplyDeletePaul Simon/Art Garfunkel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65YUe2PJTAQ
Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it's true.
It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.
But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.
Somethin' tells me
It's all happening at the zoo.
The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo.
Thank you/sixties4ever13
@Birdie
ReplyDeleteGot ya, and you have a good day.
I'm off as I said, wishing everyone sweet dreams, and more.
Dreamer
Hello, Roseland!! just want to wish everyone a HAPPY Thursday
ReplyDeleteSmitty, Gruff, Syd, I hope you are all happy and well.
Kami, hope you are a feeling better.
Hugs to all and take care
Good Morning Everybody!
ReplyDeleteThe sun is out and it will be 50 degrees here in upstate New York today. Could it be spring?
Wishing everyone a wonderful day:)
Good morning Roseland,
ReplyDeleteCan't believe the Beatles Marathon is coming to an end today. Thank you DK for the phenomenal FGM DJ-ing. It has been lovely.
I love Simon and Garfunkel. At the Zoo and Chicagoland remind me of a few years ago when my son took me to the Lincoln Park Zoo and we had such fun seeing the antics of the sea lions and otters. Then, we walked over to Frances' Deli and I had the best liver and onions sandwich ever. Just don't have wonderful, traditional delis here where I live. My mouth is watering just thinking of cheese blintzes smothered in sour cream with preserves on top.
Enjoy the day everyone. We are so close to the weekend! Life is good.
Hugs.
DK-
ReplyDeleteSo nice to wake up to the last of the Beatles! Thank you for doing this. You make everyone here happy.
Good morning Roseland!
ReplyDeleteThe sun is already out here, and I'm feeling much better. Thanks to everyone for all the well wishes.
It's going to be a great day :)
Morning Smitty :)
ReplyDeleteRhonda - I'm glad you're having a great day. I'm as grumpy as hell!! I have a visit from Customs & Excise tomorrow,I have pages of legislation (aka crap)to read this afternoon and then have to do a security inspection of the perimeter and all access points. I'm not a happy bunny :(
Good morning Roseland!
ReplyDeleteTo those who are not feeling well, I hope you all feel better soon.
I have very little to say regarding the constant bullshit by the delusional on Twitter or the trolls who drop by here for no other reason than to be annoying. I am hugely embarrassed for them. Jealousy breeds this sort of behaviour and it seems to be everywhere on the Internet these days.
Anonymity doesn't give anyone the right to show themselves to be asinine, threatening, or downright stupid!
Life is far too short to become so annoyingly invested in someone else's life.
That's all.
Good morning Rose & Roseland!
ReplyDelete(big hugs) to Smitty...hope all is well with you and your "gang"
Hi Rhonda...did I hear you're officially applying for honorary membership to Rosaland/Northeast Chapter? We're pretty loose with residency requirements, so you should be a shoe-in (you will, of course, have to memorize Super's Pledge! lol)
Have a great day, one & all!!
Good Morning Roseland,
ReplyDeleteAngelica, sounds like you will be having a trying day. Just think of dresses and fingers.
Rhonda,
I think Angelica is experiencing something similar to a JCAHO inspection.
Hi Angelica-
ReplyDeleteLol..I'm sorry, that doesn't sound like fun at all!
I can relate to grumpy. I've had a few of those days lately :)
Hi Smitty :)
Penny - Thank you, you've cheered me up. I am going home to long fingers this evening :)
ReplyDeleteHi Kenzz- I will start memorizing right away :)
ReplyDeletePenny- Oh know! JCAHO! Were still waiting :(
You know long fingers conjures up all kinds of thoughts :)
ReplyDeleteGood Morning everyone,
ReplyDeleteThis night owl doesn't believe in getting up early lol I can say these new hours I'm work are totally kicking my ass!
Anyhoo..almost Friday! Weekend is nearly here, anyone have any fun plans?
Saw news this morning that Juliette Binoche has joined the cast of Cosmopolis. Shaping up to be a decent cast! I want to read the book, I think that will be my task this weekend, find Cosmopolis.
Hope everyone has a good day, gotta get out of bed now and ready for my hour long commute, fun times...
Kenzz- Wait! I can't memorize yet...I don't know what the pledge is..Lol :)
ReplyDeleteRhonda: Super came up with a funny pledge we should take to be members of Roseland..I'll have to take a trip back through the other evening's comments to see if I can find it! haha
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're feeling better...the sickness bug has arrived at our home this week, and I'm currently playing nurse to my daughter :(
Kenzz-
ReplyDeleteI hope she feels better soon. Have a good day :) Hope to talk with you later...
*Waves to everyone!
ReplyDeleteIs it Friday yet??? My insomnia has reared its ugly head again & I need a day to sleep in...
We are enjoying beautiful spring-like weather here in Louisiana. If only if could stay like this. I dread the hot/humid summer.
I just saw the cutest picture of Kristen at a baseball game this past summer. What a doll!
KENZZ sorry that you have sick ones. Use the Lysol and wash your hands alot so you don't get it, too!
Now there are more pictures from the wedding. Where are all these coming from all of a sudden? Someone looks at their wedding pictures and says, hey there's another one of Rob and Kristen, let's put it on the internet?
ReplyDeleteHi everyone,
ReplyDeleteHope your all having a good day.
Syd I have only just read your post, I also adore you but you know that! I know we don't get to talk very often but I am glad we are friends, I think you are amazing.
Smitty I see you were here earlier, sending you all my love I hope you are well darling.
Much love to everyone,
Liza
Can an eastern Canadian be part of Roseland? :-D
ReplyDeleteBrenda:
ReplyDeleteEastern Canada would most definitely qualify for membership into the Northeast Chapter! We will, of course, have to assign you an impressive-sounding title...hehe
I'll put on my thinking cap. LOL
ReplyDeleteBrenda-
ReplyDeleteThey're willing to let a Southern girl be an honorary member and you're a lot closer than I am. So I bet your chances are fairly good :)