Rob and Kristen- Leaving On a Jet Plane

Side by Side

OK. 

So.

There were a lot of airport pictures released yesterday.

Mostly of Robert.

There are some from days ago...

Showing Rob and Kristen on their way to the Virgin Islands...

But since then?

Only Robert.

I find that fascinating.

Pictures of Rob leaving the islands...

W-A-L-K-I-N-G

So yeah...

Look everyone!

Rob is leaving the VI all by his lonesome!

Looky look.

No Kristen.

Where is she?

Still laying on the beach?

Heading somewhere else and no cameras

were around to capture her departure?

Perhaps...

Rob's leisurely stroll through the airport

was just a diversion?

Hmmmm....

Did I say W A L K I N G?

Nice sweatshirt.

Rob always wears so many layers of clothing.

And of course the conspiracy theories were everywhere

about the 'meaning' of the sweatshirt.

Was Rob telling everyone to "fuck off"

Was he telling the Ninnies that he hates their guts?

(Yes, I meant Ninnies.)

Was he telling everyone to just fucking leave him alone?

Did he just find the sweatshirt in a thrift shop

and pull it on with no real intent?

Did it just happen to be at the top of the shirt pile?

Why is he wearing a sweatshirt in a tropical climate?

So many questions.

And so many lame answers.

Fuck You.

I would HATE for Robert to look at me like that.

I think I would fucking die.

Or something.

I'm still pondering the whole 

LOOK AT ME (and not Kristen) vibe in the recent pics.

Now supposedly Rob is in Berlin.

He does have a premiere tomorrow.

Well.

Truth be known...

It's pretty common knowledge where Rob will be 

for the next week or so...

It's all been written down.

Kristen is the one I'm interested in.

Where is she?

People assume she just went back to L.A.

But.

Hmmmm.

I don't know.

Side by Side. Again.

Rumors abound.

Kristen was invited to the Mets Gala in NYC on May 2nd.

Will she go?

The London premiere of WFE is May 3rd...

Doesn't appear she can do both.

So...

Where will Kristen be?

But more importantly?

Where is she now?

Well.

I'm almost afraid we won't see her for awhile.

She's so good at not being seen.

Where will she turn up?

Do you remember last Christmas...

When Rob supposedly was in London all by his lonesome...

And people spotted him here and there...

But not Kristen?

And then lo and behold...

It turned out she was there after all.

Yeah.

Something like that.

All the little birdies...

Well.

All the birdies are chattering.

Not the one with the hat...

Other birdies.

All sorts of interesting stuff.

1. Kristen is in London already.

Hanging with Tom and Rob's family.

Waiting for Rob to get back.

2. Kristen is in L.A.

Hanging with her family and Bear and Jella.

She will head to London soon.

3. Kristen is still in the Virgin Islands

because no one saw her leave.

4. Kristen was inside Rob's guitar case the whole time!

5. Kristen traveled with Rob to wherever he is

at the moment!

6. Kristen has disappeared off the face of the earth.

Complete Ninja mode.

I think she will show up in London.

That's just me.

(and the birdies with no hats)

If she's not already there.

Who knows.

Since all the attention has been on Robert.

Kristen has been able to go wherever she wants.

And that's good, isn't it?

We won't know where Kristen is...

Until she wants us to know.

I just hope its not that long.

Cause I kinda like Kristen.

A lot.

Exactly.

So.

Where does that leave us?

You know how it goes.

Whenever Rob is seen somewhere without Kristen

people go crazy.

Foam sprays.

Like it means something more than Rob

going on a trip to promote his film.

Like Rob and Kristen have to be connected 24/7

or their relationship is doomed.

Yeah. Yeah.

And when they do show up together

(and they will)

Then it's back to Summit somehow controlling their 

every move and all staged for their

delusional version of fucked up "PR".

It's nice that they always have the "PR" bullshit

to fall back on isn't it?

I guess "EXIT STRATEGY" has all but disappeared?

What a shame.

Because that was so much fun to laugh at.

I guess Rob bringing Kristen to his BIG WFE Premiere

and holding hands and kissing her kinda erased

all the Exit plans?

Yeah.

Thought so.

So this post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for 

Where is Kristen Stewart?

W for 

What happened to the Exit Strategy again?

(Bwahahahahahaha!)

W for

When will we see Kristen in London?

W for

Where has Tom Sturridge been?

I miss the red plaid.

Just Because.

Bye for now

♥♥♥