Robert and Kristen-- Oh Shush

Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.

WOW.

Just.

WoW

Kristen... all fucking glammed up for W magazine.

WoW

And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Yes... there was a lot of

Sour Grapes.

Kristen is completely gorgeous.

Completely.

Stunning.

Beautiful.

A lot of chatter about how it supposedly didn't look like her...

Oh it HAD to be photo-shopped (right right... of course it did.)

But you know...

Kristen isn't the type to be made up like this on a daily basis.

So of course she looks different.

 But she still looks like Kristen.

Just a high fashion

BFD Glam Kristen.

Which is the fucking point of the W photo shoot.

The 21-year-old actress is tucked into a sofa beside Twilight Saga costar (and never-confirmed-but-obvious boyfriend) Robert Pattinson, 25.

Can I make an observation?

Well... Yes... Yes I can!

Heh.

Well.

There was SO much debate about the above picture.

So very much.

Is Kristen hugging Rob's leg here?

Is that Rob's leg?

Is it Kristen's leg?

Is it some mysterious leg whose origin will remain

forever unknown?

Right Right.

Let's take a close look here...

This is obviously 

(You know.. Like how Rob is Kristen's boyfriend)

In between scenes... since Bill C is seen discussing something here...

And Kristen is indeed hugging Rob's leg.

Not just hugging...

But holding onto...

Wrapping her arms around him.

Resting her cheek on the kneecap.

How sure am I?

99.9%

Why?

Because Rob has both his legs up...

Bent at the knee

One is covered... the other

(You know... the one that Kristen is hugging)

is the same size and the right position to be Rob's other leg.

Besides...

You surely didn't think that big ol' leg was Kristen's??

Really?

Look at the size of that leg in comparison to her....

I mean... I get that some people don't want Kristen to be 

all hugging and snuggling with Rob's leg

But damn...

It's charming as all get out.

Isn't it?

Yes.

Yes it is.

Robert Pattinson: Yeah, you were really sweet when you first showed up.
Stewart: Oh, shush.

And yeah... Rob and Kristen were on the cover of EW.

Eh...

It's always nice to see pictures of Rob and Kristen together

No matter the picture.

I still don't get how photographers can fuck up a single

picture of Rob and Kristen.

2 of the most beautiful people out there...

Who have proven time and time again

how photogenic they are

YET

Somehow magazines manage to pick the lamest ones for covers...

and the best ones are always the "OUTTAKES"

Good Grief.

Stewart: Now that I've seen parts of it, Jacob and Bella's chemistry in this movie is better than it's ever been.
Pattinson: (Faux-glares at Stewart) So uncool.

But there are a lot of wonderful pictures in EW

and gorgeous pictures in W

And the interview is wonderful.

Rob and Kristen are just so sweet with each other...

So OBVIOUS

Pattinson: I did my scenes first. And I was looking at you, and you kind of didn't want anyone to see your face. It was funny, I could see her getting sort of emotionally affected by it and I almost didn't want to stay at the end of the aisle. I wanted to go down and say, "Stop being ridiculous." (Laughs)

Stewart: I wanted to run down the aisle. I was literally pulling away from Billy (Burke, who plays her father). Now it's a trip to watch the wedding scenes especially. It was so volatile and emotional -- I was being such a crazy person.

All kinds of sweet.

Sticky.

Gooey.

Cavity inducing...

Sweetness.
And they keep showing us more...

You ain't seen nothing yet.

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*Swoon*

Bye for now

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