Rob and Kristen-- All Will Away in the Bucking.

Riding in cars with boys...

So gather round ye water cooler...

and lets see what happened over the weekend

in the

TWILIGHT ZONE!

Well...

Some people are still clinging to the whole Caitlin thing.

Oops.

I mean Reese.

Wait.

Ashley.

Shit.

Hell... 

Who was it who sat in a car with Rob?

You remember... right?

Come on... We can squish a few more people in...

Oh it doesn't really matter, does it?

Nope.

Because whenever Rob isn't in the same zip code as Kristen

He is automatically WITH any female he happens

to share the same air with.

Emilie.

Reese.

Caitlin.

Ashley.

Sarah.

It doesn't matter who really...

as long as its NOT Kristen.

 Robert never did anything inappropriate

with any of the above...

Besides being in a work situation.
(unlike his consistent kissing/living with/hand-holding with Kristen)

So I guess the desperate will continue to ...

well...

Be desperate.

ABK indeed.

Whose burning who?

I've been getting a lot of email telling me who to follow...

or not follow.

Really?

First off...

Who goes through someones 'follow' list?

Second off...

Why do you care who I follow or not?

Third off...

Maybe some of you prefer surrounding yourself

with all the same same same on Twitter...

(ZZZzzZzZZzzZ wake me up before you go go)

But I actually prefer a little difference of opinion.

The occasional change of pace.

How one dimensional are you?

Not everyone I follow is because I like them.

In fact...

There are quite a few people I don't really care for

that I kinda find interesting .

So.

Please.

Monitor yourself.

I'm pretty sure there isn't any such thing 

as the Twitter Police.

Fourth off.

I don't care who you follow.

I really don't.

But if you tell me NOT to follow someone...

that almost immediately makes them more interesting to me.

It's a vicious cycle.

Exit Strategy? BWA.HA.HA.HA.HA!

Rob is that YOU?

Oh dear.
Oh my.
People so want to know where Robert is right now.
Is he in LA eating Taco Bell?
Is he holding hands with Kristen in London?
Again.
I love how people clutch onto these random tweets.
If it puts Rob FAR away from London
then he must be the guy sitting in that bar!
If it puts Rob next to Kristen
then he must be holding her hand at an afterparty.
Geez.
Louise.
And then you have to put up with all the
self righteous indignation
from the 'know-it-all" soapboxers.
Shut up.

ANYway...

December/January
are the most magical months
of the Rob/Kristen year!
(Is that true? Not sure... but they are usually FUN!)

First kiss of the New Year!

Where is Robert?
Where is Kristen?

It doesn't matter...
It ALL comes out in the wash.

Washer Machine...

"We'll find out sooner or later what's going on, 

and we needn't worry about it now."

Something like that.

Besides people...

Come on now.

You know the truth.

It's right in front of your nose.

Look.

See it?

Damage Control? Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha!

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

As always.

Sooner.

Later.

Now.

Then.

This post is brought to you by Kismet.

Fate.

Destiny.

That is Robert and Kristen.

And by Tom Sturridge.

367

I think it was kismet

that I would adore him so.

Because here I am.

Adoring him.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Bye for now