Rob and Kristen-- The Force is Strong

Really? Is it true??

Well.

Well.

Well.

I'm not sure what to say about the whole

"Auntie Monica" blog.

It doesn't ring true to me.

At all.

And yeah... I know some people will say that just 

because she supposedly said something that I don't want to hear.

But that's not true.

It just seems... off.

It appeared that within 24 hours of Rob’s film
Twilight being released, they had discovered our identity, our addresses
and telephone numbers. The press were on our doorsteps, on our family’s
doorsteps, they even found our mobile phone numbers, information not
available to the general public. We were horrified at the intrusion into
our private lives.

Yet... here we have "Aunt Monica" writing about Robert

and his personal relationships...

Naming her blog "Pattinson Connect"

when she is NOT a Pattinson

Yet HORRIFIED at the intrusion

into her private life.

Does that seem... logical?

She writes a blog about one of the most

famous people on the planet and puts his name 

in the title of her blog...

And then she complains about how awful it is to have 

this kind of intrusion into her private life.

Right.

OK.

Nose as long as a telephone wire...

Any Rob fans reading this - I’m sorry to disillusion you – these
journalists invented stories back then about Rob’s ‘imaginery’ personal
relationship with his co-star. Of course the publicity fuelled the
Hollywood hype about Rob. As they say, any publicity is good publicity.

And isn't THIS convenient?

How nice of sweet Auntie Monica to let us all know

that journalists invented stories... "Back Then".

How very vague of her.

Back then.

As in 2008 when the whole Twilight

phenomenon invaded dear Aunt Monica's life?

And lets not forget Rob's imaginary personal relationship.

Nice.

Perfect.

Do you think Rob is so close to his Auntie

that he calls to let her know the status of his relationships...

whether they be imaginary or not?

The same Aunt... mind you...

That had an autographed picture from her famous nephew

that she was nice enough to share.

So close to him...

That she asked for an autograph

(who does that from a family member?)

So close that he signed it "To Monica"

and then his full name.

Sounds so personal... and sweet and loving... 

Right?

Yeah... sounds reasonable.

Fact of the matter is...

This is a lose/lose situation.

Because if this was Rob's dear sweet Auntie

then she did him a real disservice discussing his private life

something he obviously frowns upon

and which his close family and friends NEVER do.

From our sister Clare and her family there is only silence. Fame
overshadows reality.

And if it was indeed someone pretending to be

Robert's dear sweet Auntie Monica

if only to pursue a disgusting agenda

and try to get foothold on a slippery slope.

There is only silence.

The only thing I see that is overshadowed

is decency... respect... and loyalty.

Way to go Monica...

Whoever you may be.

You've really got a hold on me...

Final thoughts?

1. Outside of the PCA's

We haven't see hide nor hair of 

Robert or Kristen.

The usual tweets placing Robert all over the globe

in his never ending quest to be all places

at the same time....

But some people look at that as a bad thing.

No Rob and Kristen sightings.

It must mean they aren't together?

Not sure HOW that works exactly...

But the cling is strong with these people...

They don't seem to grasp that neither one of them

have been seen anywhere...

so why not assume they are ...

In fact...

TOGETHER?

They surely haven't been anywhere else...

With anyone else

have they?

They both seem to have gone underground

TOGETHER.

And we all know they live together

eat together

raise Bear together

Sleep together...

Don't we?

Yes.

May the cling be with you.

You know she said yes...

2. Possible sightings of Rob in London?

Who the hell knows.

I'm finding these unsubstantiated tweets

T E D I O U S

Surely

(and I have the burning need to say

"Stop calling me Shirley")

Someone

Somewhere

SOMEHOW

A fan can take a fucking picture of him.

Of her.

Of THEM.

Like one motherbitching picture.

Is that selfish of me?

Damn straight it is.

I miss Kristen's face.

I really do.

I imagine her to be all lovely and basking

in the glow of love

All rested and relaxed

And Roberts all adorable and sweet

and his buzz cut has grown back to a length

where he can pull his fingers through it again...

Yes.

I'm a selfish bitch.

I give up.

I know that they have earned this quiet time.

I realize that they deserve peace.

But I am what a I am.

And I tried.

I really did.

You saw it.

I was all for this period of drought.

But there comes a time...

One taste... it's all I need...

When you need to have a drink.

A sip.. maybe.

Perhaps just a splash of moisture.

Then we can sustain more drought...

Maybe.

Holding hands. Again.

3. I had a 3... I really did...

but I keep going back and forth between here

and twitter 

and email

and gchat

and getting all discombobulated.

So I will end here.

Before my discom becomes more bobulated.

This post has been brought to you by 

My complete and utter adoration of 

Thomas Sturridge.

I 'heard' he shaved his beard.

Would love to see that face

Only in my dreams...

Because this is how I picture him already being..

Kinda scruffy.

Which

Is

Completely

Brilliant.

Completely.

And this post is also brought to you by the Cling.

The cling runs strong in the lunatic fringe.

But I think soon...

there will be a disturbance in the Cling.

Until then...

Bye for now