Random Rose and Rob and Kristen.

Kristen Smiles. You would too...

Hello there!

I have a couple of random thoughts today...

Interesting weekend in Rob/Kristen land.

Well... sorta.

Kinda.

Anyway.

Let's see...

Guess whose waiting at home for me?

Random One.

Kristen was seen with a Balenciaga dress bag.

And I'm dying to see Kristen wear whatever is in that bag.

And to see her wear it next to Robert.

And guess what else?

I actually spelled Balenciaga correctly without looking it up.

Impressed?

I am.

I don't even know how to pronounce that sucker...

And after all this time

I STILL don't know how to spell Oregano's last name

Aragnarano

Agarano

Aragrano

Arbananarama Ding Dong.

Not that it matters.

Oregano suits him...

Life is hard for the Spice after Kristen...

Ah yes...

Where's Oregano.

Those silly videos Trixie and I made...

*Giggle*

So much fun was to be had.

I miss you Trixie.

Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together....

Random Two.

Oscar Weekend.

So many parties...

So much to do.

And we get to see Rob and Kristen.

Together.

Of course.

Yeah... they hung out with other people

(You kinda do that at parties, don't you?)

And oh my ....

Kristen wasn't wearing sneakers

so it must have been WORK!

At least so sayeth the desperate.

Really? You going to stick with that?

Oh to cling so tightly to nothing.

Surely you must feel the ground you trod upon

crumbling and shaking to its core.

The haters are falling and stumbling at an alarming rate now

PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.

You see...

If you clear out the foamy bitterness...

There were many tweets about how Rob and Kristen

were holding hands...

being 'loved up'

Next to each other 

ALL night long...

Basically Rob and Kristen

Being Rob and Kristen.

Tweets from people who were there.

Tweets from people in the industry who cover such things.

Not one tweet.

Not two...

MANY.

And then of course...

You get the ONE tweet from some random person

who claims that Kristen played on her phone ALL night

while Rob drank.

Of course.

I'm sure that happened.

ALL night, mind you.

So yes...

they will CLING desperately to that tweet

PLEASE PLEASE let it be so!!

NO!!! ROB AND KRISTEN CAN'T BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!

It's kinda sad, really.

I mean.

At first it was just fun to mock the idiocy.

And don't get me wrong... 

It still has its entertainment value.

But now there is a fair amount of pity involved.

Because they have SO much invested in their

Conspiracy theories

Exit strategies

Damage control plots

PR Propaganda

That they really do look like complete fools.

And the more they hang on...

The more ridiculous they look.

Remember Jerry.
It's not a lie if you believe it.

But they are disappearing...

Slowly but surely.

Retreating. Backpedaling.

Giving up.

Shutting down.

Heh.

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

Always. Together.

So not sure if this is Random Three or not...

But will we see Rob and Kristen in Paris?

(Fashion thingy)

London?

France?

(Do I do the underpants thing here? No. OK.)

I hope so.

They could use a nice trip...

Together.

This Kiss.

So where does that leave my randoms?

I don't know.

There are some things I do know.

1. Rob and Kristen remain together.

Whether she wears heels or not.

Or they share cigarettes...

Together isn't even a good enough word

to describe what Rob and Kristen are.

It's not ENOUGH...

You know what I mean?

Because they are more than together.

But I guess I will leave that definition up to them.

As always.

2. Rob and Kristen have some houses.

Maybe a house on their own...

Perhaps one or two together.

Why is that a big deal?

If you had that kinda money

and could afford that kind of real estate

Wouldn't you?

It doesn't matter where they are

Because wherever they are together

It's home.

Their home.

Green Fucking Sheep.

3. I absolutely adore Thomas Sturridge.

The more I learn

The more I love.

4. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes.

You all made my day that much better.

If I could hug every one of you ...

I would.

Thank You for thinking of me.

This post is brought to you 

by

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Until next time.

Bye for now