Rob and Kristen-- By The Numbers

Random (albeit extremely exhausted) Rose

1. The above pictures...

A couple of weeks ago it might have pained me to even look at them.

Why?

They are wonderful pictures... aren't they?

It shows two people who enjoy each others company...

Have real chemistry

A connection.

Perhaps even glimpses of them falling in love.

So no.

They don't pain me.

They make me smile.

And one of the reasons I smile is because...

I know we will see this sort of thing again.

Somewhere.

Sometime.

2. OK... I'm back from Hawaii.

And I've never worked so hard during a vacation in my life.

Hiking Diamond Head.

Walking Waikiki Beach.

Snorkeling at Sharks Cove.

Touring Pearl Harbor.

Trekking to Manoa Falls.

Luaus

Drinking every night.

Listening to music.

Learning to hula

(Now THAT was a sight to behold)

So yeah.

Exhausted.

And on top of all that... I got a bit (a lot) sick after all the travel.

Fun.

Fun.

Fun.

Till my daddy took the T-bird away!

I'm glad I was there...

I'm glad I'm back.

3. I missed 95% of Rob's promo this past week.

I saw snippets here and there.

I read as much as I could.

I did manage to watch the GMA interview.

He looked...

Good.

But Rob ALWAYS looks fucking good.

Even when he's not trying to look good

The man looks even better.

So he was trying to look good here.

And it worked.

He looked a bit thinner since the last time

Perhaps a wee bit tired around the eyes.

But he handled himself wonderfully.

Robert is a professional.

He was doing ALL THAT to promote Cosmopolis.

“I’ve never been interested in trying to sell my personal life

 and that’s really the only reason people bring it up.”

He didn't give anything away.

As usual.

No matter what the gossip rags want you to think.

WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

And I, for one... am beyond happy about it.

“The tabloid industry does terrible, terrible things for the world. 

It makes people stupid. People say [tabloids] are about escapism,

 and people have got to get away from the misery of the world.

 It’s like, ‘No, people are lazy, and they don’t want to try.’ … 

Every time I’ve looked at a magazine like that, I’ve regretted it.

 I gain absolutely nothing from it.

 And neither does anyone else.”

If it doesn't come out of Rob or Kristen's mouth...

I'm inclined to not believe it.

No more informed, reliable, dependable

100 % confirmed

close to the actor

fucking sources.

They mean shit.

Complete 

Utter.

Shit.

The only 'sources' that matter

are Robert and Kristen.

And when it comes to their relationship
They aren't talking.

4. There were pap pics of Kristen taken yesterday.

I decided not to post them.

I don't know.

I prefer happy pictures where shes not being stalked.

I mean...

It was good to see her out and about.
I want her to be OK.

Yes.

But it never ends there.

It goes on

FOR-EV-VER

(FOR-EV-VER  FOR-EV-VER)

(Sandlot reference... in case you're wondering)

People were saying she looked wonderful!

People were saying she was giving signs to her fans!

People were saying it was a big FUCK YOU to her haters!

PUL-LEASE.

For one.

She didn't look wonderful.

She looked thin... and tired.

Pale.

And annoyed.

Leave her the fuck alone already.

She was walking to her damn car.

HOW FUCKING EXCITING IS THAT?

And do you really think she was wearing...

or not wearing 'tokens' as some sort of sign?

I'm sure she plans her day around what to wear

in case the vultures get pictures of her

to send secret coded messages out to her fans.

Of course she does.

She has nothing else to worry about these days.

Just how WE feel.

Yes.

That must be it.

Kristen exists to make US happy!!
We are ALL that matters to her!

I KNEW IT!

(You might need a towel to wipe off the sarcasm...)

5. I was talking to my friend on the phone this morning...

(You know who you are... winky winky nudgey nudgey)

And we were discussing the shit that annoys us the most about

this whole ongoing drama.

She prefers to call it the 'incident'

I like that.

A lot.

It's not an AFFAIR

It's not the END of the World

It's not a fucking BREAK UP.

Rob isn't Kristen's EX-Boyfriend.

Kristen isn't Rob's EX-girlfriend.

You may want to believe that its over...

But you must love being disappointed.

And if you are reveling in this drama

If THOSE pictures make your life?
(Unfortunately this is the truth for so many out there)

It's obvious you don't have one of your own.

And a lot of people will be eating crow...

You know the ones.

The 'fair-weather' fans.

The ones who were never really Kristen's fans in the first place.

The ones that couldn't wait to toss her aside

to discard her

at the first sign of trouble in paradise.

So many people picked a 'side' in this drama.

Instead of just supporting the people involved...

They sat in judgement.

They threw stones.
They were quick to criticize and attack
without all the facts.

What happens when Rob and Kristen show up
somewhere together?
What happens when they move forward... Together?
Not if.
There is no fucking if.
IF isn't in my vocabulary at this moment in time.
When.
WHEN.

I've heard crow is tough to swallow...

Bitter.

I hope you choke on it.

6. Thomas was at the London premiere of ON THE ROAD

last week.

He was incredible.

As always.

The beanie/suit combination is awesome.

Tom pulls it off.

But the best part...

aside from his incredible blue eyes?

His incredible loyalty.

When asked about Robert and Kristen

what did he say?

"I don't talk about my friends behind their backs."

and when asked about baby Marlowe?

"I don't want to talk about it, that's my precious private stuff..."

Don't tell me that doesn't tug at your heartstrings.

Even my blackened charred Grinch heart beat a little faster

when I heard Tom say that...

Of course

Tom could say 'spinach' and I would melt.

He's THAT good.

7. Hawaii.

This sunset was taken at the little bar and grill

at our resort.

The sunsets were gorgeous.

This post is brought to you by numbers.

My week in numbers.

4271 emails

20 unfollows

5 hour time difference

 760 feet to the peak of Diamond Head

9,160 followers

4232 miles from Milwaukee to Honolulu

8 hour flight.

December 7, 1941

(Pearl Harbor really got to me)

1 Green Sheep.
Forever.

Until next time

Bye for now