Rob and Kristen- Moving Forward. Together.

Random Thoughts.

1. Rob was adorably wet and goofy on Fallon the other night.

What a far cry from the stuffy TODAY show interview.

See?

No need to ask invasive personal questions to have

a great interview and have fun.

I know a lot of people can't forgive Jimmy for having his
say about the whole 'incident'...
But he is a comedian who discusses hot topics...
and come on...

 Does Kristen LOOK like she's all annoyed with Jimmy?
Hardly.

Fallon has always been kind to both Rob and Kristen
whenever they are on his show...
and they are good sports and play his games.
So don't judge Jimmy too harshly.

2. Ahh.... the spoils of promo.
Robert walking.
So much walking!!
A friend of mine was like..
"Oh Rose... I suppose Rob walked...right?"
And I was like...
HELLO?
Doesn't Rob always have to walk to get from
one place to another?
It's a perk of this fandom that Rob has to
WALK so damn much!

Rob just does it better than everyone else...
You know?

OK... maybe Rob doesn't walk BETTER
He just looks better.
Than anyone.
Ever.
In the universe of walking walkers who walk.

OK...

Sweet adorable bearded walkers are pretty great too...
Walkers who take care of their best friends girl
Holding her hand as they walk up the steps...

And even lift up my shirt so you can see the trail
on my stomach kinda walking...
Seriously.
Why does Thomas affect me this way?
And why is he lifting up his shirt as he walks down the street?
And what has happened to that hat?
I haven't seen it in a while
and I kinda miss it.
It's his walking hat...

And Tom looks adorable in it.
Because he's an adorable walking walker that walks.

3. Lots... like incredible amounts of drama
over the fact that Rob said he had 2 dogs on Ellen...
and Kristen talks about Bear
and Rob talks about Bear
and Bear Loves Bernie.

People were actually threatening Bernie!
Calling him a Summit puppet!
Screeching that Rob wasn't talking about Bernie
when he said he had 2 dogs!!
Idiots were making death threats...
against a dog.
THAT shows you how fucked up these people are.
A dog.
A sweet sweet dog.
Look at Bear and Bernie.
They love each other.
They are comfy with each other.
Those are dogs that KNOW each other...
Live together.
Just like their owners.

I know...
I know its hard to take.
(for those lacking in common sense)
But come on people.
It's so simple.
So easy.
SO TRUE.
And for fucks sake...
LEAVE BERNIE ALONE.
You idiots are fucking crazy.

4. The rabid lunatics in this fandom
have always said that they would only believe something
if it came out of Rob's mouth.
Here's just a few examples...


Some people have been critical of whether your personal lives 
are being used to market the “Twilight” movies,
 in particular your relationship with Kristen. 
What is your response to that?

Pattinson: Being critical of?

You know, people saying
 “Their romantic relationship is being used as a marketing tool for the film.”

Pattinson: [Pauses, then laughs] 
For one thing, it would be a terrible marketing tool,
 and it’s not utilized very well at all. 
People will say anything. 
I’m still amazed that people even believe anything [that’s said about us]. 
I mean, it’s one of the craziest things about the whole situation,
 where you can see the whole — 
is paradigm the right word? — of celebrity gossip, 
celebrity culture type stuff that’s literally entirely made up. 
There’s a story line.
 You have a set character and your story line is written for you.
 And it doesn’t matter what you do. 
I talked to Reese Witherspoon about it a while ago,
 and she was the person who really told me, 
you get given a character. 
I mean, I’ve literally tried to do things to throw people off,
 and it just doesn’t get printed.
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So, yesterday I asked Kristen Stewart if you two had gotten back together,
” Guthrie began, before repeating Stewart’s ‘Keep ‘em guessing’ line back to Pattinson. “Alright, so I’m going to ask you.”
It was at this point that the Brit actor very calmly said:

“What I want to ask, because we get asked it all the time. 

It’s funny ‘cos everyone always asks for like four years. 

It’s like, who is actually asking? Is it in your contract?”

As a slightly befuddled Guthrie tried to recover with a joke
 about “fine print”, Pattinson’s quiet “yeah” said it all.
The Today host attempted to turn her earlier invasiveness
 into a comment on celebrity culture, asking her guest:
“Does it get annoying? Is it a high price to pay? 
You’ve gotten these films, it’s made you incredibly famous,
there’s been so much good with it. 
But it is, you know, personal now.”
Then, Pattinson revealed the modus operandi he’s basically
 used in all his interviews since the scandal revelations in July.

“It doesn’t have to be,” the actor replied, laughing.
 “It only becomes personal if you answer it.
 I could just sit here and talk nonsense about paper rounds and stuff,
 and getting old, needing a nap.”

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I put it to him that the whole thing is a studio fabrication. 

"No," he says, kindly but firmly. "Oh no. I'd love it if they tried. 
If studio tried to get involved with my personal life, 
I could start messing around with them in return... No. 
There's nothing nefarious going on,
 I just don't like people taking my picture. 
It's not nice when your life becomes someone else's news.
 Even when you're having a good time and someone takes a picture and says,
 "Look at them having a good time!" 
I feel like, it's not your good time." 
So he isn't working to a careful PR strategy? 
"People think we have people organising everything,
 that it's all a publicity stunt. 
It's not. 
There is no magical entourage - you're just a person on your own.
 You have to figure it out."

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Show me anywhere where Rob
has said his relationship with Kristen
was ALL for show...
Where he said that he was involved in any sort of "PR"
because of a contract with the studio
(for 4 years of his life, no less)
Where he admitted that he was only in it for the money...
Show me.

Final thought?

This is the last week of BD2 Promo...
Last week ever.
A part of me is happy as hell.
Because maybe now all the bullshit surrounding
Rob and Kristen
will finally fade away.
And if you really REALLY think
Rob and Kristen don't go forward together...
You are in for a shitload of disappointment.

"People are just going to write the movie version of your life
 and consume it the way they please. 
I get the inclination to be entertained by that as well, 
so go for it. Have at it. Take it. Take it," 
Stewart said, pulling at her cashmere sweater. 
"But you knew nothing about my relationship before.
 You know less now. How could you?"

Did you notice how Rob and Kristen
both talked about the 'movie version' of their life?
They are on the same page.
They stand united.
They will remain that way...
Past the release of BD2 in theaters.
Past the release of the DVD.
Past the 5 year anniversary of Twilight...
or the 3D version...
or whatever other excuse you want to come
up with when they remain together.
You can cling to your excuses...
Rob and Kristen
will always
end up together.

Until next time.

Bye for now