As Long As They Both Shall Live...

 I know.

You think I'm going to go on and on about Rob walking right?

Well.

No.

I mean... I could.

But that's not what this post is about.

Remember a few days ago...

When the pics came out of Rob at LAX

Passport in hand.

Mustard bag all stuffed and ready to go?

Remember the speculation?

Some people assumed because he had his passport

that he MUST be going London or overseas.

(In fact he ended up in NYC)

The Lunatic Fringe were ECSTATIC!

SINGLE ROB!

FREE ROB!
RUN ROB RUN!!

Well... you know how it goes in the Fringe fandom...

As soon as Rob or Kristen go anywhere alone

it MUST mean trouble in paradise.

Or trouble in PR-dise.

I mean...

Seriously.

Run from WHAT exactly?

RUN FROM THE DELUSIONAL PR CONTRACT

THAT YOU ALWAYS FALL BACK ON WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER

BUT YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET ABOUT WHEN THEY'RE APART?

 It wasn't much after these airport pics were released 

that the pics of Kristen waiting for a VALET

were released.

And of course... we all know what happened next

The most rabid of the Lunatic Fringe

tried their hardest to start malicious rumors

about Kristen.

Only the shit rags put a blurb about their lies

and they even backpedaled on it once they

realized what a total crock of Fringe Shit it was.

Desperate Fringe.

So pathetic.

Didn't work... did it?

Another failure in a long list of failures.

The Fringe are still living in 2012.

They are almost as obsessed with Sanders

as they are with Kristen.

I bet if you were brave enough to read through

The loonies tweets and blogs...

They probably mention that one day in July

over and over again.

They cling to it like flies on shit...

It's their HOLY GRAIL.

They hold those pictures from that day close to their hearts.

They mean EVERYTHING to the Fringe.

It was the BEST DAY of their lives!

Imagine a day in someone else's life

being the most important and best in yours.

 Sad... Yes?

It's been over 9 months now...

Only the lowest gossip rags who need hits

(and even most of them have moved on)

and the Fringe Hags try to keep this old tired story

from fading into the past where it belongs.

But what else do they have?

They have to deal with the undeniable proof

that Rob and Kristen REMAIN together.

And when Rob was pictured heading back to LA

less than 48 hours after arriving in NYC...

What was the speculation this time?

Normal fans just knew that Rob was

going back to Kristen...

Where he ALWAYS goes.

If you are the Fringe

You scream

DAMAGE CONTROL.

Of course.

There is no damage control, Lunatics.

You make up shit in your deluded minds

and expect Rob to act on it.

He doesn't.

In fact...

Rob pretty much does the OPPOSITE

of whatever you want him to do.

He doesn't give a shit what you say.

Kristen didn't need any damage control 

Because she didn't do anything wrong.

She went out to dinner with friends.

That's it.

All your vile attempts to stir old drama up...

was dead within 24 hours.

And now you are just left to wallow in your own shit

A place you are no doubt very comfortable.

And you get to know that Rob couldn't fucking WAIT

to get back to Kristen.

Couldn't. Fucking. Wait.

Because that's where he WANTS to be.

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

End Up

TOGETHER.

This post is brought to you by the letters T and M

T for TOGETHER

No matter what you say...

No matter how hard you try to pretend differently

Rob and Kristen 

are together.

For better... For worse

in plenty and in want 

in joy and in sorrow 

in sickness and in health 

as long as they both shall live...

A true commitment.

(That was a real priest anyway... right?)

M for MET GALA!

Kristen was invited. Again.

It's next week.

And I cannot wait to see what she is wearing.

I have a feeling it will be...

AMAZING.

And who knows what else we will see?

OK.

So I did put in a picture of Rob walking.

How could I not?

It's a cross I gladly bear.

And last...

But never least.

T for TOM STURRIDGE

Intoxicated.
Completely.

Until next time.

Bye for now