Here we go again...
A few months ago...
A pap took some pictures and declared
that Rob and Kristen had a huge fight.
Now?
The same pap has taken some pics of
Rob's car parked in front of Kristen's house...
claiming that he's been hanging there all week
(Didn't we already KNOW this has been going on?)
(and much MUCH longer than a week...)
Robert Pattinson is back with girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
The couple spent time together since last Thursday.
Rob has been visiting his ex regularly since then,
his car is pictured parked at her house
and him leaving her place during the day.
If you believed him before...
Do you believe him now?
Do you ever believe a paparazzi narrative?
Or do you let the pictures speak for themselves?
Is it really 'Pics or it didn't happen?'
Because let's face it...
This guy is a complete and total douchebag.
Fascinating conundrum... Yes?
Do you ever believe a paparazzi narrative?
Or do you let the pictures speak for themselves?
Is it really 'Pics or it didn't happen?'
Because let's face it...
This guy is a complete and total douchebag.
Fascinating conundrum... Yes?
As usual...
The reactions have been swift.
The excuses have been rampant...
The excuses have been rampant...
and even "PR" has resurfaced.
Yes.
PR.
Can you BELIEVE that shit?
OK.
You can.
We all can.
Of course they would thaw out
that tired old excuse.
How about...
Rob was just over there picking up
some of his stuff he left behind?
Cuz you know...
Most people would wait THREE MONTHS
to do that... Right?
Or
Rob was just visiting the dogs!
The very same dogs that idiots claim
Kristen replaced with the new puppy?
The dogs that so many were so sure
were just Rob's dogs...
Those dogs?
Or
Kristen wasn't even there!!!
Well...
Her truck was...
And the car she has been driving recently was.
And it IS her house after all
And it IS her house after all
But somehow...
A 'source' says
A 'source' says
SHE WASN'T THERE!
Ever.
Like all the times Rob has been there
Kristen has mysteriously disappeared!
Sure.
Why not?
Maybe Rob was doing some laundry.
Raiding the Fridge.
Perhaps some light housecleaning?
Rob loves to vacuum!
Or maybe he left some more t-shirts and hats
for Kristen to wear.
Ever.
Like all the times Rob has been there
Kristen has mysteriously disappeared!
Sure.
Why not?
Maybe Rob was doing some laundry.
Raiding the Fridge.
Perhaps some light housecleaning?
Rob loves to vacuum!
Or maybe he left some more t-shirts and hats
for Kristen to wear.
Perhaps Rob was watering the plants...
You know he misses his cactus
Oh hell.
That was Bella.
Shit.
Maybe Kristen brought the little guy home with her
and Rob became attached to it?
Sure.
Why not?
Maybe he missed her loquat crumble?
She just baked a bunch of crumbles for Rob
and left the house so he could devour them in peace.
Sure.
Why not?
We wouldn't just want to accept the simplest explanation
would we?
You know...
Rob and Kristen still love each other...
Still see each other...
And don't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks.
I get Google alerts.
You know how that goes...right?
You put in whatever you are interested in reading about
in the 'alert' box
and whenever there is news about this person/place/thing
you get an email with links to the articles.
So yeah.
OK.
I got Rob in my alerts...
But seriously...
This is one of the emails I received the other day.
All in ONE email.
Honest.
1. Robert Pattinson and Riley Keough Are Hooking up
2. Robert Pattinson, Riley Keough NOT "Hooking Up"
3. Robert Pattinson Is Definitely Dating Riley Keough!
4. Robert Pattinson Hangs Out With Sia Again:
Their Relationship Revealed
5. Robert Pattinson and Sia Are STILL Hanging Out!
6. Robert Pattinson not dating Sia
7. Get to know Robert Pattinson's new GF, Sarah Gadon
8. Robert Pattinson Not Dating Sarah Gadon
9. Robert Pattinson Getting Cozy With Co-Star Sarah Gadon
10. Robert Pattinson Caught Canoodling With Michelle Rodriguez??
Unfuckingbelievable.
I'm starting to believe that Rob has to have a double
or a triple...
Someone he sends out to capture all the attention
so he is left alone to live his life.
As for Riley Keough...
There hasn't been ONE picture of them alone together.
Not ONE sighting of them 'hanging out'
And that's not even counting the one where Riley
was at Kristen's birthday party.
This isn't Riley.
(We know who it is... a Kristen 'lookalike'. Bwahahaha.)
Riley's rep said it wasn't Riley.
Riley's friends said it wasn't Riley.
Riley said it wasn't Riley.
Fans said it was Riley and the Rags ran with it.
And for people to believe that all of Kristen's friends
would be hanging out with Riley all the time
if she was with Rob?
Really?
Riley?
Oh man.
I've just OD'd on the name Riley.
(How many times did I type Riley??)
Face it.
Rob hasn't been seen doing anything remotely
considered romantic or 'single'
since May...
(Either has Kristen)
Maybe because he doesn't really consider himself
to be single?
I don't know.
Just a thought.
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This post is brought to you by the
absolutely adoring image of
Tom Sturridge.
Love is Long.
And this post is also brought to you by
the number nine.
Dream, dream away
Magic in the air, was magic in the air?
I believe, yes I believe
More I cannot say, what more can I say?
On a river of sound
Thru the mirror go round, round
I thought I could feel (feel, feel, feel)
Music touching my soul, something warm, sudden cold
The spirit dance was unfolding
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
~Number 9 Dream
Written by John Lennon
Until next time.
bwakawa pouss, pouss
Bye for now.
Oh hell.
That was Bella.
Shit.
Maybe Kristen brought the little guy home with her
and Rob became attached to it?
Sure.
Why not?
Maybe he missed her loquat crumble?
She just baked a bunch of crumbles for Rob
and left the house so he could devour them in peace.
Sure.
Why not?
We wouldn't just want to accept the simplest explanation
would we?
You know...
Rob and Kristen still love each other...
Still see each other...
And don't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks.
I get Google alerts.
You know how that goes...right?
You put in whatever you are interested in reading about
in the 'alert' box
and whenever there is news about this person/place/thing
you get an email with links to the articles.
So yeah.
OK.
I got Rob in my alerts...
But seriously...
This is one of the emails I received the other day.
All in ONE email.
Honest.
1. Robert Pattinson and Riley Keough Are Hooking up
2. Robert Pattinson, Riley Keough NOT "Hooking Up"
3. Robert Pattinson Is Definitely Dating Riley Keough!
4. Robert Pattinson Hangs Out With Sia Again:
Their Relationship Revealed
5. Robert Pattinson and Sia Are STILL Hanging Out!
6. Robert Pattinson not dating Sia
7. Get to know Robert Pattinson's new GF, Sarah Gadon
8. Robert Pattinson Not Dating Sarah Gadon
9. Robert Pattinson Getting Cozy With Co-Star Sarah Gadon
10. Robert Pattinson Caught Canoodling With Michelle Rodriguez??
Unfuckingbelievable.
I'm starting to believe that Rob has to have a double
or a triple...
Someone he sends out to capture all the attention
so he is left alone to live his life.
As for Riley Keough...
There hasn't been ONE picture of them alone together.
Not ONE sighting of them 'hanging out'
And that's not even counting the one where Riley
was at Kristen's birthday party.
This isn't Riley.
(We know who it is... a Kristen 'lookalike'. Bwahahaha.)
Riley's rep said it wasn't Riley.
Riley's friends said it wasn't Riley.
Riley said it wasn't Riley.
Fans said it was Riley and the Rags ran with it.
And for people to believe that all of Kristen's friends
would be hanging out with Riley all the time
if she was with Rob?
Really?
Riley?
Oh man.
I've just OD'd on the name Riley.
(How many times did I type Riley??)
Rob hasn't been seen doing anything remotely
considered romantic or 'single'
since May...
(Either has Kristen)
Maybe because he doesn't really consider himself
to be single?
I don't know.
Just a thought.
a.jpg)
This post is brought to you by the
absolutely adoring image of
Tom Sturridge.
Love is Long.
And this post is also brought to you by
the number nine.
Dream, dream away
Magic in the air, was magic in the air?
I believe, yes I believe
More I cannot say, what more can I say?
On a river of sound
Thru the mirror go round, round
I thought I could feel (feel, feel, feel)
Music touching my soul, something warm, sudden cold
The spirit dance was unfolding
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
~Number 9 Dream
Written by John Lennon
Until next time.
bwakawa pouss, pouss
Bye for now.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 247 of 247Hi everyone on Roseland! Hope everyone is ok.
Hi everyone! I know its midnight. I was reading and now going to bed now. Keep me posted on our couple. Goodnight everyone.
Here it is after 3am and I have finally stopped talking on the phone.
There are days like this, when you're needed; they are full of everything. That's living.
Hugs for Rose, Smitty, Gruff, Syd, Rob, Kristen, Tom, and you all!
Let's hang on to what we got.
A caressing breeze does wonders
Summer Breeze
Seals & Croft:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHuV3Aj1os
See the curtains
Hangin' in the window
In the evening
On a Friday night
A little light
A-shinin' through the window
Lets me know everything's
All right
Summer breeze makes m
Feel fine
Blowin' through
The jasmine in my mind
See the paper layin'
On the sidewalk
A little music
From the house next door
So I walk on up to the doorstep
Through the screen
And across the floor
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the jasmine
In my mind
Sweet days of summer
The jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up
And playing her tune
And I come home
From a hard day's work
And you're waitin' there
Not a care in the world
See the smile
Awaitin' in the kitchen
Through cookin'
And the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out
To hold me
In the evening
When the day is through
Summer breeze
Makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine
In my mind
Lyrics/www.elyrics.net
Thank you/AmericanAirlinesRule
Nothing is what it seems
Wax On, Wax Off
Ralph Macchio/Pat Morita (Karate Kid movie-1984)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PycZtfns_U
Thank you/toluMike
Double dare ya to just do it
Simon Says
1910 Fruitgum Company:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdY4ONmIUQY
I'd like to play a game,
That is so much fun,
And it's not so very hard to do,
The name of the game is
Simple Simon says,
And I would like for you
To play it to
Put your hands in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them all about,
Simple Simon says,
Do it when Simon says,
Simple Simon says,
And you will never be out
Simple Simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Let your back bone stretch,
Simon says
Simple simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Let your back bone stiff
Simon says
Put your hands on your head,
Simple Simon says,
Bring them down by your side
Simple Simon says,
Shake them to your left,
Simple Simon Says,
Now shake them to your right
Put your hands on your head,
Simple Simon says,
Bring them down by your side,
Simple Simon says
Shake them to your left,
Simple Simon Says,
Now shake them to your right
Now that you have learnt,
To play this game with me,
You can see its not so hard to do,
Lets try it once again,
This time more carefully,
And I hope
The winner will be you
Clap your hands in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Do it double time,
Simple Simon says,
Slow it down like before,
Simple Simon says,
Ah, your looking fine.
Simple Simon says,
Now clap them high in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Do it double time
Simple Simon says,
Slow it down like before,
Simple Simon says,
Ah, your looking fine
Thank you/Heftyneal
Lyrics/www.lyrics007.com
Fine is good enough for me. How about you?
Definition of "Fine":
Of high quality.
\o/
Is it just me or are there more and more decrepit creatures crawling out of the woodwork, thinking they are cool to jump on the 'Lets Hate Kristen' bandwagon? Do they not realize how dumb hey look, they must feel so proud to have the harpy troll harlots leaching on them with their tongues hanging out. Such great accomplishment for these jealous, frustrated so called journalists and their mediocre careers. 5 yr olds have more intelligence and decency than these cockroaches will ever have.
VERNI
I have to go to sleep kinda early. My neat party nights are Friday or Saturday :)))
DK
I love Simon Says !!! That takes me back to long many years ago. Lol
Happy Wednesday All
hi Roseland i hope u guys r all okay :)
it's back to reality for me n it sucks lol feels like I don't even have time to breathe so haven't been on here much just busy time for me
anyway keep having fun guys ;) bye
Hello Roseland!
I hope you all have a very Happy, Happy, Happy day!! :)))
Sorry Vern, I missed the party. I was so tired, I fell asleep early.
Thanks for the tunes FGM! <3 <3
sue, Brad Wollack is not a journalist. He is a writer for Chelsea Handler's late night show. He "thinks" he is a comedian...but, the problem is, he is not funny.
Hey Kay and Super! You guys want to know where ya get Happy, Happy, Happy pants? Why, anywhere ya shop sells them. Bet ya have a pair in your closet right now! LOL!!!
Birdie and olivia it's been great seeing you guys post regularly.
Has anyone heard from Parker?
Waves to Katy, Freddie and Em...if you guys are lurking about. :)
And...sending love to the chicks at Cluckingham Palace! <3 <3 <3
Oh...there you are Em! Didn't see ya! Hugs!!!
Good to all the Roselands! Hi Pist, Em, Ginger, LizzieD, Elizabeth, vernistene, KK, DK, RKsoulmates913, Kay, Katy, birdie, Barb, olivia, and the rest of Roselands! Leaving for work soon. Keep me posted.
Pist- Hi! I missed you. How are you?
Em- Welcome back. You must of had a awesome time on your vacation.
Sue and Pist- Brad is a jerk. I hope they fired his butt.
Hi Arleen! I'm great! Just busy lately. Hugs!
Pist- Hugs to you and the rest of Roselands! Glad to see you here. I missed you guys.
Arleen thanks :) vacation was alot of fun
Pist hiii yes here I am :) was stopping by to say hello before going out lol forever running late but it's so good to see u n I'm glad ur okay :)) hugs to u too
Hey guys!
Just popping on to say hello - school started on Monday (with KIDS) and I am swamped. (Lunchtime right now, so I'm sneaking on).
Hello to Pisteuo and Em! Good to see you both - I hope your lives are Happy and Fun lately!
Hey, Arleen!
Great music, DK - I've missed you...
Super - didn't mean to neglect you, girl! HELLOOOO!
@Pisteuo, thanks.
Never heard of him, he must be brilliant such great sense of humor. Working for Chelsea says it all.
Hey Litmom! Good to see you too! I hope you have all good kids this year. :)
I'm having spicey bbq sun chips, goldfish and a glass of milk for brunch...just in case anybody wanted to know! LOL!!!
You're welcome, sue. He's just a little unattractive idiot. Even Chelsea thinks he's ugly. LOL!!!
Hey, Roseland - it's good to see everyone!
Actually doesn't sound that bad, Pisteuo. LOL I'm have Greek yogurt, fresh raspberries and homemade granola before I take the happy, happy, happy pants I found in my closet out to dinner in ORD on my way to pick up the vacation slack for Em....someone's gotta do it. :)
Have a happy, happy, happy hump day, Roseland!
Take care and be safe, everyone! ❤❤
Hi Kay!
At least your meal is healthy. LOL!!
And I think it is so awesome of you to pick up the "vacation slack." :)
Just keep those Happy, Happy, Happy pants on! :))) Love ya!
Okay...so, why are people freaking out over Stephenie saying "I'm so over it"? Why can't she be "over it"? She is not forcing anyone else to be "over it"...is she? Maybe she is ready to "move on". But, I'm sure she is forever grateful to her fans...seriously. Hell, there are days when I'm sooooo over it...but, then there are days like today.....when I wish I could just fucking move to Forks and be adopted by the Cullens and live happily ever after...or is that asking for too much? IDK....LOL!!
PiST
I don't mind if she moves on but I kinda wanted her to finish Midnight Sun. Is that asking too much ???? :))))
Pist can I come w u? Lol but maybe not forks but a nice warm sunny place :) ugh gotta go but yea one of them days LOL
LITMOM
Helio there. You and I need to chat and get caught up on everything !!!! I wish you a fun filled year with all straight A students who do not give you a moment of trouble !!!!
A VERY LONG and over due Hello to everyone! Hope everyone has had a great summer. Mine has kept me plenty busy for sure. Lol It's almost state fair time here and I am SOOO EXCITED!!!!
Super -I agree I wish she would finish Midnight Sun too!
IDK, Super. I'm not her. I wish she had too...but, I guess she has her reasons. We may never know the rest of Edward's story...but, it's "hers" to do with...what she wants...is it not?
Who knows..maybe one day she will finish it or maybe she already has. It's her story either way. :)
EM
I feel like I'm living in Forks. I've never seen so much rain and no end in sight !!! Good to see you girl. Hope the week is treating you well :)
Em, if we are both adopted...we could go to Isle Esme!
PIST
I reluctantly agree ... :)
I could seriously like Isle Esme as long as there's no monsoon like weather like R and K had during filming lol
hi super :) I have no idea how the week is treating me bc I haven't even had time to stop n think lol it's good to see u too
Pist um who do we have to call to make this happen? lol i think it takes like trains n planes n boats to get there so i hope the cullens take us hahaha I better go for real someone is waiting for me n shouldn't make them wait but stay happy happy happy plz
I'm all for a vacay on Isle Esme! Take me awayyyyy!
LOL, Super! I don't think a lil' ole' monsoon would affect a Cullen.
We could just swim with the fish until it's over...or visit the mermaids...hey, why not, we have vampires and wolf shapeshifters...so, why not mermaids too!
Litmom, I think we all need to be adopted. The more the merrier...right? LOL!!
Em, bye!! Have fun!
LITMOM
I could enjoy staying in that house. But there's no way I could jump off those rocks and into the water...
Now I'm going to start getting sentimental here. I was online the night that they started filming in RIO...I've had many moments of being excited...that was one and then the afternoon I rushed home from work to watch Rob walk the red carpet for Remember Me in London ...and it was live feed....I was like a silly teenage girl...lol
Good memories !!!!
PIST
I could soooo go for being super--- being of any kind...I loved the way Bella climbed the edge of that mountain in BD 2 .... Bad ass...I'm so jealous:)))
I'd sit in a rain storm just to stare at Jacob's abs. LOL!!
Okey dokey...I've been silly long enough. Time to get serious and get dinner started.
Stay Happy, Happy, Happy Roseland!!
PIST
Yes indeed...It doesn't require any special powers to admire those abs:))))
We are going out to our hometown Pizza restaurant for Hubs birthday celebration so no cooking for me tonight. I stopped by the bakery and bought his favorite cake, Pecan Praline
Now that I think of it, I think I would like to be Samantha on Bewitched...she could wiggle her nose and dinner would be served and clean up was a breeze too...now that would be useful:)))
Have fun and Happy happy Wednesday :)))
MARLEY
Why hello there...I just saw your comment...didn't mean to leave you unspoken to....how are you????
Wow, Roselanders everywhere! :)
I kinda think that Stephanie, out of anyone has a right to be done with it, too. I know people were bent out of shape about her saying it wasn't a happy place (or something like that, IDK) for her anymore, but I really can't blame her with some of the vileness and hatred in the fandom these days. JMO
Having just killed an hour of my layover taking a lap around all three terminals of Chicago OHare, I am so very grateful for my anonymity and ability to walk around an airport and people watch....can't imagine how R and K do it....blech. Now, to find some dinner....
Take care and have a good night! ❤
Hello, Super, Pist, Marley, Em, Litmom, sue, Kay, Arleen, and all present!
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Here's a song for my Twihard fandom family. This was submitted for use in BREAKING DAWN, but we couldn't find a.. http://fb.me/1CH00uqS4
Diamond Heart
Active Child:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaT3khfNTmg
Being forever, very grateful to Stephenie Meyer for writing the Saga, which enriched my life in many ways; I accord her the right to enrich hers, as she sees fit. (Bet she is relieved that I feel that way, haha!)
The usual hundo dollars is on the table, betting that she'll surprise and delight her readers again one day. I vote yea!
New Rose ahead!
Hi Litmom, Pist, Ginger, Em, Robert, Rose, DK, KK, vernistene, Kay, Katy, Super, and for the rest of Roselands! I just got home from work. But will be out at about now. Have to go and babysit my two nieces. Also, there is fire in Logan,Utah. Not near by. Just in the mountains.
Super- Sounds like you're having fun.
Em- Hi! Glad you had fun. I had fun last week too. Now my daughter is starting school next week.
DK- Great song.
http://somethingforrk.blogspot.hk/2013/08/five-things-do-for-rob-kristen.html
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