Stewy's House of Joy

 You have to laugh at the fandom madness...

Don't you?

I mean.

SERIOUSLY.

There are so many people writing novels on Twitter

(via twitlongers)

pontificating on the right and wrong way 

to be a TRUE fan.

Preaching on what you should believe or not believe

and if you don't believe what they believe

than you are a delusional fucknut.

Fucknut.

I like that word.

Even if its not a word.

Delusional is WAY overused in this fandom.

But to be honest...

I think everyone in it is a wee bit 

on the delusional side.

You kinda have to be with the shit 

we have to deal with.

Rob and Kristen don't hand out 

a lot of private information.

They never have.

(and yes... I know...

They don't owe us any of that

and we shouldn't focus on that...

blah blah blah)

(Damn... I'm on this side of bitchy today, aren't I?)

Anyway... 

Where was I?

Oh hell.

Look.

(And this is to the Robsessed Fringe)

If you want to focus on Rob answering

'yeah, isn't it exciting'

(and is that extremely sarcastic or what?)

to whether or not he is single...

I say

GO FOR IT!!

Bask in all the glory of a single Rob

if that's what you so desire!

But beware...

It's like your continuous scrutiny 

of Rob's crotch...

It might keep your ovaries exploding

But you will never be fully satisfied.

( and ew ew ew... creepy)

Because let's be real... OK?

If Rob shows up with anyone.

(Not just Kristen)

It will be mere seconds until you find fault with her

and deem her 'not good enough'...

and start hating on her, too.

You know its true.

And next?

Like I previously mentioned...

I GET it that Rob and Kristen are private

and they don't discuss their personal lives for a reason

and 

I get that we as REAL fans should be focusing on their

careers and etc... etc... etc.

But the thing is?

We fucking watched these two people fall in love

RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.

OK?

So fucking FORGIVE me

if I happened to love them being in love

and like seeing them together

and still believe in them.

Because as long as I believe

that they haven't 'moved' on from one another

(and no... sorry... I don't believe they have)

I'm going to continue to believe

in whatever the fuck I want to believe.

Believe.

There.

 Have I typed BELIEVE enough for you today?

Do I think they are married with a hidden child?

No.

Sorry.

Do I think they hate each other?

No.

Sorry.

Do I think they have taken a step back

to focus on their careers

(which they are obviously very serious about)

and hoping people could see them as individuals

and not as some sort of connected commodity?

Yeah.

I do.

And since I am capable of logical rational thought

(Gasp. Shock.)

I realize that things aren't the 'same' as they once were.

They need to figure out how best 

to live their lives to be happy... 

Whatever it takes.

(220... 221.)

(Vague movie reference.)

(Sorry. I'm rambling)

(But these things just pop into my

logical rational head)

It can't be easy living in the eye of the hurricane...

But at least they aren't alone.

(Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.)

So it's been a year since the 'supposed' break up

of the 'supposed' relationship

and nothing?

From either of them?

No new guy... no new girl?

Two of the most beautiful people

on the face of this very earth

and they have yet to find someone else

to even date a couple of times?

I mean...

We get sightings of them out and about

all the time.

We get pap pics.

And no one ever sees Rob (or Kristen) with anyone

(well, mystery blonds/brunettes/redheads that turn

out to be friends/coworkers but they don't count...)

And if you are going to tell me that they would 

NEVER expose someone else to their crazy pap-filled lives...

That they will hide any relationships to protect them

Then.

Well.

Can't that be said of each other?

I'm going to guarantee

(yeah, I said it)

that Rob and Kristen see each other a lot.

Just not in public.

They have homes (or under arches)

where they can hang out

catch up on the latest dog food recipes

and figure out how to save that cactus

on the deck that doesn't want to flower.

They can exist outside of the public eye.

And do.

Come one. Come all.

Will that ever change?

Well. I guess that's something

that remains to be seen.

Sooner or later

Rob and Kristen will have to step out with SOMEONE

Won't they?

(Will we be surprised with who?)

And for some reason that makes me want to add

*maniacal laughter*

This post is brought to you by the bottom line.

1. I don't fucking care if you agree with me or not

I've learned long ago

"That it's all right now

I learned my lesson well.

You see, you can't please everyone

So you got to please yourself."

(Thanks Ricky Nelson)

2. I believe what I know.

I know what I believe.

3. Don't people ever tire of the continuous drama?

It's not your life, you know...

Being a fan isn't a job.

A little debate now and then is expected

but full on attacks over 2 celebrities?

Kinda lame... right?

It's not that serious.

Take a deep breath.

It's really going to be OK.

4. I adore Tom Sturridge

I'm always going to add him into every fucking post.

He's my Green Sheep.

And don't think you know.

Because you don't.

5. A baker's dozen of Believe.

well..

that would make it 14.

Shit.

6. Be happy.

Enjoy being a fan

whatever that entails.

Don't try to hurt someone.

Don't get personal.

Don't let someone else tell you what to say

or what to think

Don't censor your thoughts

because you are afraid of what others will do.

Tell the truth.

Be brave.

Have fun.

Have an opinion.

Stand up for what you believe

(OK, that makes 15)

Have faith.

But most of all...

SMILE.

It's Fine.

We're Fine.

Until next time.

Bye for now