Oh Come On!

Really.

Enough with the fucking conspiracy theories

every time a picture comes out that you don't like

or doesn't fit into your lame agenda.
(and that goes to all sides of the lunatic fringe)

First we got this picture...

LOOK ROB IS IN THE BACKGROUND!

I will be honest

I was a bit skeptical.

Not because of Rob being at a damn party

(why wouldn't he be? It was a holiday!)

But because I'm a fucking cynic.

I didn't use to be so cynical...

But this fandom is so fucked up

You have to take EVERYTHING with a huge block of salt.

I mean...

It looked like Rob... but with blurry edges.

And as we all know

there is nothing blurry about Rob's edges.

And then Malkin and E! came out with their story.

Well.

If anything that makes me even more distrustful.

I mean... E!?

You know...

The ones who CONFIRMED that Rob was dating

both Riley and Dylan.

(not at the same time... or was it?)

Let's face it

When it comes to Rob and/or Kristen

E!'s sources are no better than 

cousins and aunts and friends... oh my.

 "He was wearing a hat and trying to stay undercover, 

a fellow partygoer tells me. 

He hung out at a corner table

 and was flirtatious with multiple girls all night.

 He stayed through the performances and was really enjoying himself.

Rob seemed extremely into the music, 

smiling and dancing nearly the whole time," another eyewitness said."

What I DO have a problem with is how E! just embellishes shit.

Rob was wearing a hat and hanging out at a corner table.

He was trying to stay undercover.

Believable.

Flirting with multiple girls?

Well... none of these girls have cameras? Twitter?

In fact... all we get are two rather shitty pictures from this party

where Rob is in the background

Come on.

Rob was dancing?

Was this while he was 'undercover'

And not one picture?

See... E! always goes a step too far.

They should have stopped with 

'extremely into the music and enjoying himself'.

Then another pic came out.

Yep.

That definitely looks like Rob.

Some people were comparing his profile

(really?)

If you follow Rob in any capacity...

You can tell this is him.

Even Cynical Rose can see that much.

So then the conspiracy theories begin!

"The pictures are old! 

Those pics aren't real... they've been photoshopped!

That can't be Rob because he's

English and they don't celebrate the fourth of July!

And wait... If it IS Rob then Kristen has to be there

because oh look! Is that Clare?

Its a family gathering!"

Yes.

People are strange.

Rob was at a fucking party.

BIG DEAL.

Why is everything so dramatic?

Because Kristen wasn't there?

(if she were... we would have heard about it)

And while there were some sightings

of Kristen in Hawaii and NYC...

I will remain skeptical and cynical on that as well.

I don't believe a couple of random tweets anymore.

Hell.

I don't even believe in pictures unless they 

are clear and don't need red circles and arrows.

And please give it up on the 

"Rob doesn't celebrate the Fourth of July" stuff.

Um.

He went to a party.

He doesn't have to swear allegiance to the

United States of America.

Good grief.

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And now for a brief intermission
to remember why we are here...

I love this picture.

Very... Rob.

I love profile shots for some reason.

I think if it were in Black/White

It would be perfection.

And yes...

Kristen in profile is... stunning.

Gorgeous.

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OK.

So since there is a lull in Rob/Kristen activity lately...

You know how it goes.

Lots of dog discussions going on.

(Hours... days at a time)

But outside of an occasional sighting

(and really when is the last time we saw Kristen?)

Not much happening at the moment.

What have we learned?

1. That Rob and Kristen can stay out of sight

and live their lives out of the public eye...

If they want to.

2. That some people will continue to be cryptic

"I know something you don't know"

You know shit.

Your authority isn't good.

People telling you what you want to hear

isn't 'fact'.
Sorry.

3. Stop telling me what I can write about.

My blog.

My opinion.

If you don't like it...

tough shit.

I don't care.

If I want to talk about babies... I will.

If I want to talk about carrots. 

I will.

If I want to talk about baby carrots...

then I shall!

4. Rob and Kristen.
If you want to believe they are over...
that's up to you
If you want to believe they are happily married
with a bouncing baby girl
enjoy your moment.
If you want to believe that they have stepped back
for professional and personal reasons
but remain in each others lives...
(and still deeply connected)
Then come sit next to me.

But can you at least believe whatever you want
without attacking people on twitter
who don't happen to agree with you?
Stop haunting instagram
and twitter
and facebook and gossip cop
and trying to force feed your opinion
down everyone's throat.
You won't change anyone's mind.
This isn't your job.
You don't work for Rob and/or Kristen

You do realize that this ongoing
tedious nauseating drama
just resides in this fandom... right?
This is NOT Rob and Kristen's reality.
They aren't reading your tweets or blogs
they aren't concerned with what other people believe.
They are too busy living their lives
the way they want to.
They don't care what we want.
OK?

Final thought?

I want Rob and Kristen to be happy.
It's really that simple.
I want them to have successful fulfilling careers
and love what they are doing...
for as long as they want to.

Yeah... I still think they are happiest
with each other.
I don't believe they are over.
But hey...
That's just me.
Wherever they go from here
I'm just along for the ride.
I don't get to tell them where to go.


And as long as they do this...

I'm ALL fucking good.

Smile and be happy.
You should try it.
It's not bad.

This post is brought to you by:

A fan of both.

I love how some people cannot conceive
that you can be a fan of more than one person
at a time.
I happen to adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
That hasn't changed.
Just because YOU hate one or the other
doesn't mean everyone has to choose.
I don't
I won't
And truly...
 if you're a Rob or Kristen "fan" only...
Does that mean you can't like another actor?
Or any other kind of celebrity?
What kind of fucked up logic is that anyway?
Only bitter hags with those small blackened hearts
 only have space to 'love' one person at a time.
Normal heart people don't have those limitations.
(I hope you never have more than one child-- or any children)

and where would a post be without Tom?

I adore him.

Until next time.

Bye for now