Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Please Read With Proper Sarcasm



A couple of thoughts...


1. I could Write about the
Walking Wolverine.
Which is a very nice thing to Write about.
I enjoy Writing about the
Walking Wolverine.
He had a great time at TIFF.
Maps To The Stars got Wonderful reviews.
The man cleans up... Well.


And come on...
Walking Wolverine 
in a Wonderful blue suit
With Wickedly Wild Wavy hair
is fucking Wow.



2. All the incredible reviews
that STILL ALICE has received at TIFF
Especially Julianne Moore AND Kristen...
Well.
It's real and it's SPECTACULAR!

Gotta admit that I'm loving all the positive feedback
that Kristen is getting
but also the fact that she is SHINING so brightly right now.
Living well... and working well
is the BEST revenge.
(gnaw on that haters)


3. I want to ask if you have noticed
that the Lunatics that screech the loudest -


"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby!"
"Rob and Kristen will NEVER EVER be back together!"
"Rob hates Kristen and has nothing to do with her!"
"Rob's career is OVER!"
"Kristen's career is OVER!"

- Are the ones who are the neediest
and most insecure in what they believe?

Let's take the "Japan Beanie"
as an example.

So there was some video
that showed Rob getting in a car with some friends...
And even though the video was mere seconds
and blurry as shit...

"ROB IS WEARING A JAPAN BEANIE!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
KRISTEN WAS IN JAPAN!!!"
(You know... when Rob flew to Japan then flew to LA
then flew back to Japan before flying to NYC and then he
flew back to LA before flying to Toronto before he
flew to Singapore!
All to throw off the paps!!!)
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

And then of course you have the other side
of the Fringe...

"YOU PHOTOSHOPPED IT!
IT'S NOT A JAPAN SYMBOL!
NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!
IT CAN'T BE!!"
(You know... the people who claim to not 'care'
about Kristen but can't seem to stop obsessing over what she says
and what she does and who she is with...
all the damn time.)

I wish I were making this up.
But alas...
People were freaking out over a beanie.
And why? To what end, exactly?
It's the same people who are SO SURE
they KNOW what is going on with Rob and Kristen
that flip out over the slightest thing.
Like a beanie.

Insecurity thy name is Lunatic Fringe.


Probably the most stunning picture of Kristen... EVER.


Hi there.

4. Google
I didn't know if I should even address this.
This site put Rob and Kristen as 'partners'
Is this the end all... be all?
Really?
That's what you are going hang your beanie on?
This brings me back to the insecure and needy
who cling to any fucking thing.
Beanies.
Tweets from disgruntled Brides
Unfounded self proclaimed experts.
A plethora of relatives who work for Kristen...
(and why is it that they never work for Rob?)
Insiders and sources that seemingly pop up out of nowhere
Endless blurry pictures and videos


Good.
Fucking.
Grief.

Are you really that desperate
that you can't believe in something without this bullshit?
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)



5. FKA TWIGS
Who?
Well... walk next to Robert Pattinson
and you are guaranteed intense media scrutiny.
Attention.
But.
She doesn't want that.
Right?
Remember Dylan Penn?
Rob was supposedly as 'smitten' with her
as he is with Twigs.
In fact...
You could go back thru the past articles
attaching a female to Rob
posted by People/E!/Other various rags
and just take out whatever name is in there
Be it
Riley Keough
Imogen Kerr
Katy Perry
Dylan Penn
Caitlin Cronenberg
Sia
Sydney Liebes
Sarah Roemer
Emilie de Raven
Mystery Blonde
Mystery Brunette
Mystery Redhead
Etc.
Etc.
And just put in the new "love" of the week.
(and please remember that all of the above
were never dating Rob)

Is Rob dating Twigs?


Are they just friends?

I guess that's for Rob to know...
and for us to over analyze and obsess over
to find out.
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)


6. Rob and Kristen
 I miss them.

When will I see you again?


And so it goes.


This post is brought to you by
Tom and Sienna


Still going strong after 3.5 years...
and a beautiful baby girl.


And by these incredible pictures...




Why?
Because it STILL chaps their hide.


Until next time.

Bye for now

And remember...
Love is LONG.

#RobAndKristen

43 comments:

  1. People are so fecking SCARY....the crazy that's being put out there is unbelievable. o_O

    <33

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  2. 12349Common sense...you have it, Rose!

    LOVE....LOVEEE that Rob and Kristen are getting the recognition that they so well deserve.

    I really have lost count of how many women for the past year have been named Rob's "new girlfriend" and this just because they were photographe standing next to him. It's ridiculous. And, Like you said all this articles writen about it are all the same, you just have to change the names.

    Take care everyone

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  3. Great post Rose. It is ridiculous the things some people will believe. Take care

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  4. Hi! Rose. As always, wise words in this crazy fandom. I think while there are those obsessive, crazy fans, RK will remain very private.I don't blame them. I love your posts.

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  5. OMG..I love you Rose..every post makes me smile because I have had all those same thoughts time and time again...LOVE R/K..LOVE them & support them both 100%..Everyday I cringe when reading thru my timeline bcuz of the crazy ass things people post .. I get so embarrassed wondering if Rob & Kristen read any of that crazy shit...*smh* ...

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  6. The voice of reason strikes again! What an incredible mess this is. Yikes.

    It's a great season to be an R and K movie fan, that's for sure. So excited for all the upcoming goodies.

    YOU ROCK

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  7. Luckily, I don't know what most of this tiresome BS means. But I do know they are both getting wonderful reviews and continuing to grow in their craft. Lovely pictures of Kristen, Rob and that handsome couple Sienna and Tom. Keep it up, Rose!

    Have a wonderful day, Roseland!

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  8. I'm just so in love with your posts.
    And I'm an "oldie" I've pretty much been here since the beginning.
    LOVE that you keep thinking clearly,
    logically about these two and you're pretty much the only person I trust in the fandom that won't spread bullshit.
    So I guess... Thank you, and keep it up cause you're amazing!

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  9. Rose...great post. I wish that Rob and Kristen will be able to one day have the same kind of relationship that Tom and Sienna are enjoying now...if only the fandom would let them.

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  10. Love this, as always. You're exactly right about the loudest people being the most insecure in their own beliefs. It's craziness. And the ones who supposedly don't care about Kristen yet follow everything she does... I don't even want to try to understand those people, lol. Anyway, thanks for another great post!

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  11. AQUILO – You There Lyrics
    You there, you’re better off here
    You there, you’re better off here
    Funny it takes no time to fall back down
    Funny it takes the time to get back up
    You there, you’re better off here
    You there, you’re better off here
    Funny it takes no time to fall back down
    Funny it takes the time to get back up
    Uncover your eyes
    Uncover your eyes
    There’s no sun, where is your direction?
    Uncover your eyes
    Uncover your eyes
    Ask yourself, where is your reflection?
    Uncover your eyes
    Uncover your eyes
    Theres no sun, where is your direction?
    Uncover your eyes
    Uncover your eyes
    Ask yourself, where is your reflection?
    [Lyrics to You There by AQUILO]

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  12. « Plus tu donnes d’amour, plus tu recevras, c’est la première loi de l’amour l’égoïste qui reste dans son coin avec son petit peu déjà accumulé restera à jamais dans son coin malheureux sans amour véritable. Ne pas être découragé si l’amour ne nous est pas rendu immédiatement est la deuxième loi. Car quand nous donnons c’est avant tout par amour, pour le plaisir de celui qu’on aime. Attendre en retour serait alors une façon de vouloir profiter, de réclamer et l’amour ne se réclame pas, l’amour s’offre. »

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  13. Leo Reisman plays Cole Porter - You Do Something To Me, 1929

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uRlNw0XIQ

    Thanks to/240252

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  14. Parlez-Moi D'Amour
    (Tell Me About Love)

    Lucienne Boyer (1930):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAQWr34De0

    Parlez-moi d'amour
    Redites-moi des choses tendres
    Votre beau discours
    Mon cœur n'est pas las de l'entendre

    Pourvu que toujours
    Vous répétiez ces mots suprêmes:
    "Je vous aime"

    Vous savez bien
    Que dans le fond
    Je n'en crois rien
    Mais cependant je veux encore
    Écouter ce mot que j'adore

    Votre voix aux sons caressants
    Qui le murmure en frémissant
    Me berce de sa belle histoire
    Et malgré moi je veux y croire

    Il est si doux
    Mon cher trésor, d'être un peu fou
    La vie est parfois trop amère
    Si l'on ne croit pas aux chimères

    Le chagrin est vite apaisé
    Et se console d'un baiser
    Du cœur on guérit la blessure
    Par un serment qui le rassur

    Tell me about love
    Tell me again soft things
    Your beautiful speech

    My heart is not tired of hearing
    Provided always
    You repeat these last words:
    "I love you "

    You know
    That in fact
    I do not believe it
    But yet I still want

    Listen to this word that I love
    Your voice caressing sounds
    That the murmur tremblingly

    Rocks me her beautiful story
    And in spite of myself
    I want to believe

    It is so sweet
    My dearest treasure
    To be a little crazy
    Sometimes life is too bitter
    If one does not believe in chimeras

    Grief is quickly appeased
    Console and a kiss
    Of heart injury is healed
    By an oath that reassured

    Thanks to/retrotor
    Lyrics/lyricsmania.com

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  15. Rob/Kristen nothing's changed con migo

    You Are So Beautiful

    Joe Cocker:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAr9umnZ54

    You are so beautiful
    To me

    You are so beautiful
    To me
    Can't you see

    You're everything
    I hoped for

    You're everything
    I need

    You are so beautiful
    To me

    Thank you/GetThe MusicOut
    Lyrics/http://www.azlyrics.com/

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  16. The Pajama Game - There Once Was a Man

    John Raitt/Doris Day (1957)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzv4jOTuwjw

    Thanks to/MarcosCohen

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  17. Lovers with trust in each other

    I'll Never Be Jealous Again

    Eddie Foy Jr/Reta Shaw (1957)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN-cCp_f-Jc

    Mabel: Hinesy, Hinesy
    Hines: I've learned my lesson Mabel, I'll never be jealous again.
    Mabel: You stick to that now
    Hines: Absolutely

    Mabel: Now that's easier said than done.
    Hines: I can do it
    Mabel: I knew it
    But lets take an example, just for fun

    Picture this, you're waiting three hours
    For her to come back from a date

    Hines: there I am, sitting and waiting for her to come back from a date

    Mabel: Here she comes, her blouse is unbutton her stockings are not very straight
    Hines: Here she comes, her blouse is unbuttoned her stockings are not very straight

    Mabel: Later on, she gets a bouquet with a card in it saying "Baby, you were great"
    "Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?"

    Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George, I swear I would trust her
    No I'll never be jealous again

    Mabel: Nice work, Hinesy
    Hines: I knew I could do it Mablel
    Mabel: Now lets take another example
    Picture this, you've got nothing to do so you drop in to chat for awhile
    Hines: There I am, I've got nothing to do so I drop in to chat for awhile

    Mabel: Somethings up, the windows are open and Gladys is forcing a smile

    Hines: Somethings up, the window is open and Gladys is forcing a smile
    Mabel: There you see, a shirt and a tie and pair of pants in a nice neat little pile
    "Well, Hinesy"

    Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear I would trust her

    Oh I'll never be jealous, I'll never never never never...be jealous again
    Mabel: That's it Hinesy you're practically cured!

    Hines: There'll be no more nightmares to sleep through
    No more key holes to peep through

    Mabel: No more bushes to creep through
    Hines: That's my plan
    Mabel: Well now that you're a new man

    Picture this, you go to your sweeties apartment you borrow the key
    Hines: There I am, I go to my sweeties apartment, I borrow the key
    Mabel: There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze

    Hines: There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze
    Mabel: Then, to boot, she tells you she was in the arms of a cousin who was back from over seas

    Hines: A COUSIN BACK FROM OVER SEAS? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEL-
    Mabel: Hinesy...
    Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear, I would trust her

    No I'll never be jealous
    I'll never never never never never
    Never be jealous again

    Thanks to/DorisDayFanatic
    Lyrics/http://lyrics.astraweb.com/

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  18. @Rose
    Dearest, as you say what do we really know?
    What we may actually believe is in true love for those who choose it.
    Before our own very eyes, we saw a couple choosing each other.
    All else grew from there.
    Meanwhile, we live our own lives, for our own loves, trusting in that.

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  19. Don't worry cause they won't

    I Can Do Without You

    Doris Day/Howard Keel:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlqdEca3hks

    Thanks to/riendofpoodles

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  20. All right, former Roselanders, now gone astray, I remember you. (Miss ya.)

    Lurkers and others who are true, Goodnight.

    Smooches and hugs to the old timers, Smitty, Gruff and Syd. You made me love you, and I still do.

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  21. @Rose
    By god, I am in gloria with the new word phrases needed prior to be posted! It is so hard to not make my usual nonsense phrases from them! Still, I glory. Gracias.

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  22. Before we part, a kiss

    A Kiss To Build A Dream On

    Louis Armstrong:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unHAvQUpW74

    Thanks to/piccinini02

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  23. "Japan Beanie" LOL. It's funny--the ones that claim to have inside info use the dumbest things as evidence.

    "As for me, all I know is that I know nothing" - Socrates

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  24. To be honest, I was waiting for a new post about the whole "Twigs thing" and you handled it well like usual.
    I will always love Rob and Kristen together but I'm a realist. I am hopeful that they are together but I also realize that I would not want either of them to be with someone that isn't the right person for them. So I focus on them being happy because after all that is what everyone deserves in this life.
    I must admit, I'm a bigger fan of Kristen's but that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy Rob's acting because I do, how can you not. I'm anxious to see each of their movies because for me in many ways they remind me of old Hollywood you know the one that got so commercialized that it lost what movies were all about?
    Anyway, great post Rose.

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  26. Hello to all the Roselands! I am going to bed now. I love your new post Rose. I am still here. Night everyone! Hugs!

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  27. DK, I still love all your songs. Great job!

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  28. Good morning to Morning Coffee, ASFJ, HKN, Merle Yamasaki, sue morris, Sherry, Sanni K, Annie, and the rest of the Havenettes! Hello! I know I saw it on Twitter. Hey where is Rose? Is she ok? But Right now I got alot of things on my mind. Which I forgot to tell you yesterday. One of my friends is battling with cancer. I don't know what kind. All I know its spreading all over his body. Him and his wife my friends. Also he is related my hubby's aunt's hubby. Its his uncle. To me there he is family. They are elderly couple. Have been together for 65 or 75 years. I know in my heart I am going to miss him. His wife is trying to be strong. Anyways, that is all I know.
    Also, I am going on a 5 mile walk. At least to get out of the house. Hugs to you all! Keep me posted tonight or when I get back. Later.

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  29. It's over, finally over with Rob and Kristen. I guess we will now move on to Rob and Twigs who seemed to be having a lovely weekend holding hands at the beach. I wish all of them happiness.

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  30. I think I’ve never seen this crazyness about some person before or maybe I have, but so much hate about someone? Really, guys, take it easy. Robert is a human being, just a normal man who takes decitions and is free to be with whoever he wants to. All of you cant do anything about it, so use your time in something creative instead of wasting it in something that its not of your business.

    Wether she’s pretty or not, black or white, tall or short its not of your business. Kristen Stewart has nothing to do with this and you are getting her into this, is insane. I wonder if you will ever stop.love love love love kriten love

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  31. It's sad how so many people can see these two ( rob and Kristen) were meant to be together, but they, themselves can't. Maybe the mistakes they both made, ruined it.Hopefully one day the universe will be right again. Until then and always I will be happy for them. We saw them fall in love right before our eyes, but it takes a lot of work to make a relationship work, and we live in the real world.

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  32. I am happy for Rob but question the "hand holding and cuddling in the car". It just seems so out of character for a guy who just recently stated that he was trying to stay out of view of PAPS.But then again it's his life. I love Kristen and wish Mr Pattinson the best!

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  33. {Bloodsport}

    Nothing is perfect but your imperfections are quaint
    And your love is worth it and for that I will wait
    And though you hate me, when you have a turn
    I drive you crazy but you always return

    If I fall short
    If I break rank
    It's a bloodsport
    But I understand
    I am all yours
    I am a man
    I'm on all fours
    Willingly down

    Loving you is a bloodsport
    Fighting in a love war

    Although you love me, sometimes we meet
    Things can get ugly but we're still a team
    We are an army, the brakes are within
    But that's why we're stronger, and that's how we'll win

    If I fall short
    If I break rank
    It's a bloodsport
    But I understand
    I am all yours
    I am a man
    I'm on all fours
    Willingly down

    Loving you is a bloodsport
    Fighting in a love war

    It's not what I'm in love for, I know
    But I don't know if you can't help it
    Baby, I'm just being selfish

    Loving you is a bloodsport

    I've got your back and though it's stacked against us
    I've got your hand, it's us against consensus
    And I will burn the people who hurt you the most and I will not learn
    'Cause I am too young and too dumb to consider the terms
    I'm breaking the law and I'll curse the day that they return
    With a smile on my face as their heads hit the floor
    And it's done, now it's curtains, the blood lost, it's the cost, it fucking hurts
    But it's working and even if you ask me to stop it's too late
    Because I've already decided that faith is not a distaste, it's pure hate
    And it pulsates and it works its way around my brain
    And anyway, what I'm tryna say is I'll protect you till the day I'll meet my maker
    So don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later

    Loving you is a bloodsport
    Fighting in a love war


    It's not what I'm in love for, I know
    But I don't know if you can't help it
    Baby, I'm just being selfish

    Loving you is a bloodsport<<love kristen

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  34. Words for Love:

    "Choose again."

    "I could see peace instead of this."

    "Nothing real can be threatened. "Nothing unreal exists."

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  35. Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray that all hearts keep,
    Hope foremost in sight,
    Until truth,
    Sheds its light.

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  36. The Truth about Handholding

    If ever there could be
    A sign that's says We're We

    I think I would have to say
    Handholding is here to stay

    An adult with a child ... for protection
    An adult with an elderly person... to lead them in the right direction
    A child with a child ... to go play
    A teacher with a student ... Go sit back down and STAY

    However adults holding hands is a sign
    That the relationship they are having is just FINE

    No wrangling or wrestling free
    No masks ties or shackles around the knee

    Just walking along holding hands
    No you don't do that because you're just FRIENDS

    There is a great lesson to learn here
    Love is complicated we should not interfere

    Don't hang your hopes and dreams on things unseen
    And don't trivialize what you know you have seen
    For at the end of the day you're answer is here
    The holding of hands has occurred... It's very clear



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  37. Whew! To come in out of the cold and find your voice of reason and sanity is so refreshing. So much better than wading through the b---s---. Thank you, Rose.

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The BLOGGER team is 100% certain and knows for a FACT that there are no babies and no inside sources...
The voices in your head don't count!
You know DickShit.