Monday Chatter

I get a lot of emails.

I'm not sure why.

75% are pretty nice.

Supportive.

Positive.

(so you see... there is hope for our future)

But yeah...

25% are pretty nasty.

Or amusing.

Depending on how you look at them.

I choose to laugh

because what else can you do when

you get stuff like this?

"What's the matter, Rose?

Are you crying on your Edward pillow?

Rob and Tahliah are engaged!

Eat it, Bitch!"

"Poor Rose. Her Robsten heart

must be broken!

Rob and Kristen

will never EVER get back together!"

"How do you feel about 

Rob and Twigs engagement?"

Oh my.

I suppose I should be crying and upset?

Sorry.

Not even CLOSE.

Why would I be?

My initial reaction was laughter.

Well it was.

It was leaked on April Fools Day.

But everyone and my grandmother

pretty much think its true.

Is it?

Who knows.

I guess we wait for the epic announcement

that Rob will never make.

(or will he?)

Because when has he ever talked about his personal life?

Maybe keep our eyes on Twigs ring finger

to see if a giant rock suddenly appears...

Watch to see if she starts carrying

around BRIDES magazine.

Hold out hope for bachelor party pics

(And who wouldn't want to see those!!)

(Will Tom be the BEST man??)

And seriously the most awesome thing about 

this whole thing has been

Ol' Patty!

Gotta love it! 

I will be perfectly honest.

I'm actually glad that Rob and Kristen

aren't together right now.

Truth is truth.

The whole "Robsten" thing

must have been very hard to deal with.

And let's face it...

they were known for their relationship

a lot more than their work.

So now...

Kristen has been focused on her career

and when they talk about her...

thats what is the core of the discussion.

It's paid off. Big time.

Rob has been working on his career, too

getting interesting roles...

but the media seems intent on focusing

on his relationship with Twigs.

How does that saying go...

out of the frying pan - into the fire.

Like Kristen recently said in THR:

 "I love what I do and so it's worth protecting," 

she says, adding, "Hopefully, one day people's

 priorities will shift a little bit." 

After a pause, she adds,

 "Unfortunately, onto somebody else."

But I'm happy for Rob.

I'm happy for Kristen.

They appear to be happy.

They are both obviously

 where they want to be.

And it's all good.

"HAHA! Rose!

Kristen was in the picture with Rob!

Open your eyes!"

"You don't visit your ex on a photo shoot.

You don't wear your ex's clothes.

They are married.

They have a daughter.

This is FACT."

I just want to type

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

endlessly.

It would be so easy to do.

But I shall refrain.

For now.

According to those who are desperately

clinging to the bosom of someone else's relationship

That person in the background

of Rob's Dior photoshoot

is...

drum roll please

None other than our very own

Kristen Jaymes Stewart!

Imagine that!

Kristen hanging around with Rob

in public

with lots and lots of people

and cameras around...

And hey

NOT ONE PERSON noticed her!

How did she do it??

I mean...

in the picture 

there are two people just crossing the street.

It doesn't look like they are hiding

or running

or trying to not be noticed.

So how in the world

did EVERYONE miss that she was there?

Answer?

Because she wasn't.

I'm really sorry...

But it's been almost 2 years

Not 2 days

Not 2 weeks

Not 2 months

But 2 YEARS

Since Rob and Kristen have been pictured together

And you don't think ANYONE would have noticed

Kristen nonchalantly hanging around Rob?

Really?

"Rose, why don't you ever talk about 

Rob's work? You seem to be all about Kristen"

"Change the name of your blog!

Why are you using Rob's name

to promote Kristen??"

"Don't pretend to like Kristen

its obvious you only care about Rob"

"Fans of ~both don't exist.

If you like Rob why do you talk to Rob haters?"

"Your blog should be TOMSTUintoxication"

"Why do you only defend Kristen?"

"Why don't you talk about Alicia?

Does she upset you?"

"Why do you ignore Twigs?"

1. Whew.

If I had a dollar for every time

some anonymous egg

or "Rob Only" Mommy

asked me to change the title of my blog...

It's not going to happen.

I'm kinda fond of the name.

I've had it for over 6 years.

And just the fact that it chaps your ass

and you keep obsessing over it...

Makes it highly entertaining as well.

2. And I talk about Rob's work.

I talk about Kristen's work.

But I don't keep up to date on all their projects...

I don't have the time.

I am lucky if i post once a week.

So if someone is looking for daily news

on their projects

Go to KStewartFans or RPLife.

Both excellent blogs.

I do know that they are BOTH doing some

interesting cool projects

that I am eagerly looking forward to

And that 2015 is going to continue to be great!

3. I don't ignore Alicia or Twigs.

I just don't care about them.

What can I say?

I wouldn't know who either of them are

if it wasn't for who they hung around with.

And I'm not about to pretend that I'm 

interested in Twigs just because Rob is dating her.

I can't tell you just how indifferent I am.

And lordy... Its WONDERFUL.

I want to say I will never ship again...

but.

As soon as you say never...

something happens.

So.

Let's just say...

I'm on a break.

4. Do I talk to Rob 'haters'?

Kristen 'haters'?

I don't see it that way.

I'm not on twitter enough to know what

people are saying on all topics.

I don't police what the people I follow talk about.

I don't go foraging thru everyone's tweets

making sure they are following some absurd

fandom guidelines.

I'm not the fandom police.

Neither are you.

I talk to people I find interesting.

who make me smile.

who make me think.

I follow all sorts of people.

I don't necessarily like all of them...

But I follow them for a reason.

As for following 'haters'?

Nah.

I look at it as people who are...

perhaps disappointed in Rob/Kristen

at the moment.

Disappointmenters.

And that's OK.

I don't care if people agree with me

or don't see things the same way.

They don't have to like everything I do

for me to want to talk to them.

Besides...

I still adore BOTH Rob and Kristen.

 I don't hate anyone.

And thats the bottom line.

I stand behind MY words.

I'm not responsible for what anyone

else has to say.

This post is brought to you by

Nicholas Hoult!

 I will now get accused of loving him

more than Rob

and how I should change the blog name

to NICintoxication

or some such tripe.

But the truth is?

I just like the guy.

And he's all kinds of cute.

And hey?

If it annoys some people that I talk about him?

That's just the icing on the cake.

And of course...

This blog is always brought to you by

my enduring adoration of Thomas Sturridge.

EFFIE came out this past week...

Go see it if you can.

Look at him.

Beardy shaggy Tom

for the win!

and final thought

Until next time

Bye for now