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Monday, December 21, 2015

Best and Worst- 2015 edition



1. BEST

The POWER of Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart, Clouds of Sils Maria 
Best Supporting Actress

Kristen has been nominated... (or won!)
at least 12 times by all these
film critics associations...


Honestly...
I'm fucking overwhelmed 
(but not surprised)
by all of the attention Kristen is getting
from critics for Sils Maria.
It's a wonderful movie
and her role is...
well...
It's THAT good.
There is something so profoundly watchable
about Kristen.
When she's not on screen...
There always seems to be a void...
You're waiting (hoping) for her to show up again.


No...
she didn't get a SAG
or a Golden Globe nomination
And I'm not going be all bitchy
and moaning about it.
Because although it would have been
fantastic and well deserved...
HER TIME WILL COME.
If not now.
Soon.



2. BEST

LIFE

OK.
Maybe not the best...
But good.
Rob was good IN it.
It wasn't an extremely exciting movie
but it was very watchable
and Rob looks great.
I liked it.


Rob also has LCOZ coming up next year
and possibly
The Trap and Good Time
as well.

3. BEST/WORST

Twigs.
I'm glad Rob found her and seems happy with her.
The heart wants what it wants.

The worst?
Well.
All the hatred she gets.
She doesn't deserve it.
Like Kristen before her
Twigs hasn't done anything to anyone
for people to call her horrific names
and say all that vile disgusting stuff
all over social media.
What did she do?
Fall in love with Rob?
Have Rob fall in love with her?
That's all she is 'guilty' of.
Loving someone.
You all know I don't usually concern myself
with Twigs... outside of Rob.
And I don't care if you like her or not
But come on now...
Some lines shouldn't be crossed
This is no different than all the shit that
was thrown at Kristen
(years before the 'scandal' and every day since)
just because SHE was dating Rob.
Not liking someone is one thing...
but this level of hatred is wrong.
It wasn't right when it happened to Kristen...
It's not right now.

4. WORST
The Baby Lunatic Fringe.

I know some people think if you ignore them
They will go away...
But it didn't work for the Ninnies...
Did it?
Look.
No one really gives a rats ass
what they want to believe.
They can claim Kristen is a green alien
for all I care.
 Although I do find it immensely fascinating
the degree to which they will go to
to try and justify their beliefs.
Mostly because...
I don't get it.
I don't understand why they are so frantic
to believe that Rob and Kristen are together
when it's obvious to every other person
in the known universe
that they've been apart for years.
It actually BOGGLES the mind.
(Which is why it's so fascinating)
Why can't they let it go?
What do they get from believing this?
Why do those people who claim to
be 'in the know' LIE so much?
Why oh why do people believe them?
Don't you find it convenient that anonymous accounts 
Show up just in time to bolster their claims?
Why are people so eager to believe someone just because they
use words like 'Truth! Fact! Trust!'



There has been no substantial proof
of any connection between Rob and Kristen for over 2.5 years
All there is are OLD pics of the two
of them together
(Seriously, an ARM is Kristen, but they claim a
Picture of Rob's FACE (when he's with Twigs) is false.)
and some lame 'sharing is caring' bullshit...
(Psssst... The guitar and case belong to Kristen... duh.
People who play... Usually own more than one.
My brother has 10, with their own cases!)
And when you have to scream that the whole world
is in on some conspiracy to photoshop
every (EVERY!!!) picture that doesn't fit your agenda...
You need to step back and ask yourself...
why would anyone go to such lengths
to hide a relationship from the general public?
Who really cares that much anyway 
Who they are dating??
(Except this fandom.. And gossip sites... Not really anyone)
Does it make any sense at all?
What kind of husband and father
spends all his free time with another woman
who is supposedly a 'client'
hugging and kissing on her?
Is that something Rob would do?
Is it something ANYONE would do?
Why would Rob and Kristen take on a client?
Money? Fame?
Don't they have enough of both?
Who does that??
Here's a clue...
No One.
And If Twigs was just a project...
Why does Hatersnoshit and her vile friends
attack her and call her names?
Does it makes any sense at all?
That would be NO.
Not one bit of this is sane and logical.

I'm sure by now everyone has read
this article about Obsessed fans
who can't seem to face reality...

http://www.xojane.com/issues/cumberbitches-tried-to-get-me-fired


How does it feel to be the fucking JOKE
of this fandom (and many others)?
Well done.


5. BEST


Kristen has been working her ass off this past year.
And it's paid off.
I hate to say this (I think)
but since the break up with Rob...
Kristen has been more focused and driven than ever.
And now that he's dating someone else?
The tabloids are mainly watching their relationship
and letting Kristen do what she does best.
I think this is what Kristen has always wanted...
to work hard and when you are talked about
in the press...
its about what you are working on...
not who you are with.

EQUALS
ANESTHESIA
BILLY LYNN'S LONG HALFTIME WALK
CERTAIN WOMEN
PERSONAL SHOPPER
WOODY ALLEN PROJECT

Those are the movies we have to look forward
to in the coming year.

Did I say BEST???
Fucking right I did.
 And lets not forget this guy...



Good. Better. BEST.
Equals Promo?
Yes Please.


6. Fucking BEST

Tom Sturridge


What can I say that I haven't said before?

He's a beacon of light in all this crazy.
I absolutely adore him.


And one more thing?
Just because Tom shows up with his ex
doesn't mean they didn't break up.
People seem to forget that they do have a daughter
and they have remained good friends...
What is it about 'breaking up'
that some people just cannot handle?
PEOPLE BREAK UP ALL THE TIME.
It happens.
Life goes on.
Good lord.

And also


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THOMAS!!!

I hope all your dreams and wishes come true
and that you have many green sheep in your future!
Because green sheep fucking forever.


7. BEST

It's the Holiday Season
Lots of Family
Friends
Food
Fun.

I hope you all find Peace, Love and Happiness.

Look around.
Be grateful for what you have.
Smile.
Give someone a hug.
Tell someone you love them...
Be happy.

Life is good.



Until next time.
(yes there will be a next time)

Bye for now

15 comments:

msinmi said...

Nice post Rose. Merry Christmas to you and yours! God Bless

Dani (PoetryBooksYA) said...

I would have said this on Twitter (you follow me on @dani_pitter) but this part was the FCKING BEST:

Kristen has been working her ass off this past year.
And it's paid off.
I hate to say this (I think)
but since the break up with Rob...
Kristen has been more focused and driven than ever.
And now that he's dating someone else?
The tabloids are mainly watching their relationship
and letting Kristen do what she does best.
I think this is what Kristen has always wanted...
to work hard and when you are talked about
in the press...
its about what you are working on...
not who you are with.


I think this was Kristen's dream all along. To work hard and be known for what you got, not who you're with. Now if Rob could do the same, I'd be happier. Not that he isn't doing a lot, but still. More people know him for Twilight and being with Twigs. Not much about his work... But your defense of Twigs was amazing! I don't see many fandom people defending her like that, regardless of Kristen.

MariaM said...

amazing post Rose!!!

You hit the nail on the head in this part
---------------------------------------------I know some people think if you ignore them
They will go away...
But it didn't work for the Ninnies...
Did it?
Look.
No one really gives a rats ass
what they want to believe.
They can claim Kristen is a green alien
for all I care.
Although I do find it immensely fascinating
the degree to which they will go to
to try and justify their beliefs.
Mostly because...
I don't get it.
I don't understand why they are so frantic
to believe that Rob and Kristen are together
when it's obvious to every other person
in the known universe
that they've been apart for years.
It actually BOGGLES the mind.
(Which is why it's so fascinating)
Why can't they let it go?
What do they get from believing this?
Why do those people who claim to
be 'in the know' LIE so much?
Why oh why do people believe them?
Don't you find it convenient that anonymous accounts
Show up just in time to bolster their claims?
Why are people so eager to believe someone just because they
use words like 'Truth! Fact! Trust!'

___________________________________________________________________________

A new picture came out of Rob at JFK airport with 2 little girls and a flight attendant on his flight said that their flight landed in Heathrow, its obvious why he's in London. Of course HKN says the picture is old. And I'm sure that any picture that comes out of Rob and Twigs during the holidays, HKN will scream..... photoshop!

Unknown said...

I can't understand why people think that Rob can't have a love life and also a professional life. He is getting duly noted for his work and critical praise for what he does. Just because he doesn't jump from one film to another doesn't mean he isn't working hard. I am glad he has found someone he loves and loves being with. I don't think his work suffers for it good God people let him live a little. Working constantly isn't everything. Life is too short.

DreamerKind said...

Whatever creates happiness, I applaud!

Happy Holidays all!

REPEAT from last post


You Can Fly

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=peter+pan+song+i%27ll+never+go+to+bed&view=detail&&mid=2D5C1D930684BF3691432D5C1D930684BF369143&rvsmid=A67EDFD1C880287FD453A67EDFD1C880287FD453&fsscr=0

Spoken:
But, Peter, how do we get to Never Land?
Fly, of course!
Fly!
It's easy! All you have to do is to... is to... is to--
Huh. That's funny!
What's the matter?
Don't you know?
Oh sure, it's, it's just that I never thought about it before.
Say, that's it! You think of a wonderful thought!
Any happy little thought?
Uh-huh
Like toys at Christmas? Sleight bells? Snow?
Yep! Watch me now--here I go!
It's easier than pie!

He can fly! He can fly! He flew!
Now, you try
I'll think of a mermaid lagoon
Oh--underneath a magic moon
I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave
I'll think I'll be an Indian brave
Now, everybody try--one, two, three!
We can fly! We can fly! We can fly!
This won't do--what's the matter with you?
All it takes is faith and trust... oh!
And something I forgot--Dust!
Dust? Dust?
Yep! Just a little bit of pixie dust

Now, think of the happiest things.
It's the same as having wings
Let's all try it, just once more
Look! We're rising off the floor
Jiminy! Oh my! We can fly!
You can fly! We can fly!
Come on, everybody, here we go!
Off to Never Land!

Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells - off you go!
Like a reindeer in the sky
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

Think of the happiest things
It's the same as having wings
Take the path that moonbeams make
If the moon is still awake
You'll see him wink his eye
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

Up you go with a heigh and ho
To the stars beyoond the blue
There's a Never Land waiting for you
Where all your happy dreams come true
Every dream that you dream will come true

When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
Think of all the joy you'll find
When you leave the world behind
And bid your cares good-bye
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

Spoken:
There it is, Wendy, second star to the right
and straight on 'til morning


MetroLyrics

DreamerKind said...

Rose, Nice & Easy. Love knows. Merry, we, this Christmas. All for one, and one for al!

Anyone Can Whistle

Lee Remick:

(Listen here) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncyo8EUUCVE

Anyone can whistle, that's what they say - easy
Anyone can whistle, any old day - easy

It's all so simple, relax, let go, let fly
So someone tell me, why can't I?

I can dance a tango, I can read Greek - easy
I can slay a dragon, any old week - easy

What's hard is simple, what's natural come hard
Maybe you could show me how to let go

Lower my guard, learn to be free
Maybe if you whistle, whistle for me

www.songlyrics.com/stephen-sondheim
Thanks to:ZachAndJenFTW

DreamerKind said...

Everybody Says Don't

Barbra Streisand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-uqPHLX4Kg

Everybody says don't
Everybody says don't
Everybody says don't it isn't right
Don't it isn't nice

Everybody says don't
Everybody says don't
Everybody says don't walk on the grass
Don't disturb the peace
Don't skate on the ice

Well I say do,
I say,
Walk on the grass it was meant to feel
I say sail till to the windmill
And if you fail you fail!

Everybody says don't
Everybody says don't
Everybody says don't get out of line

When they say that then lady that's a sign
Nine times out of ten
Lady you are doing just fine.

It's just a ripple come on be brave
This time a ripple next time a wave
Sometimes you have to start small,

Climbing the tiniest wall
Maybe you're going to fall
But it is better than not starting at all.

Everybody says no
Stop
Musn't rock the boat musn't touch a thing
Everybody says don't
Everybody says wait

Everybody says can't fight city-hall
Can't upset the court
Can't laugh at the king!

Well I say try,
I say,
Laugh at the king or he'll make you cry

Loose your poise
Fall if you have to but lady make a noise...
Yes!

Everybody says don't
Everybody says can't
Everybody says wait around for miracles
That's the way the world is made

I insist on miracles if you do them,
Miracles might come true,
Then I say don't
Don't be afraid!

Thanks/STREISANDLAND

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE

Thanks for the awesome post and reality check !

Here's to DK( she rocks) ! Thank you DK for the lyrics !

Happy Holidays to All :)))))

Nisan said...

Wishing don't make it so (for a time Kristen and Rob made our hearts flutter with love for their relationship, that time has passed and they have moved on,lets move on too). Love your blog Rose. Look forward to it always, you speak the truth and I love the way you adore Kristen, Rob and Tom. I don't know them, but they all seem to be normal human beings with all our faults and such. I just saw American Ultra with Kristen and Jesse and I have to say, I loved it. Don't understand why it did poorly at the boxoffice.

DreamerKind said...

@Super
You rock, too!

Happy Holidays everyone!

Pattybg said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, ROSE, AND ALL OF ROSELAND!!

Unknown said...

Just stop by to wish all 11 a Happy New Year, and a wish that you grow in tolerance, open your minds to other POV. We all share our luv for R and K, that should have taken precedence over the one difference. Instead of 11 posters, it would hAve been so many more. No worries, not staying,just sad

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Anonymous said...

Happy 2016 Roseland!
I'm that Kristen will eventually get an Oscar nomination. She's getting closer and closer, it's a matter of time.

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