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Showing posts with label Breaking Dawn HONEYMOON. Show all posts
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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Truth is Truth

Twirly Twirly Twirl!

Do you ever wonder why just typing the word TWIRL upsets people?
Kinda strange, right?
Is it that they are just so miserable in their own lives
that when someone else is all twirly and happy
it just pisses them off to no end?

I guess you could also ask why I push those twirly buttons.
Well.
Because I can.
The complete absurdity of it all is fascinating on so many levels.
Write "Twirl" on Twitter...
Watch people lose their minds.
I have had people unfollow me just because I wrote that word.
I have had people follow me just because I wrote that word.
People HATE me because I am all Twirly.
I know... right?
But its an intriguing study of online behavior... isn't it?
People say I antagonize 'haters' by merely mentioning them here...
But that's kinda what I do.
I write about the days events...
I post a few lovely pictures...
And I give my opinion.
I don't just focus on Robert's gorgeous face
or Kristen's stunning beauty.
Because let's face it... there's only so much to say.
So I write about the good... and the bad.
Because that is a huge part of this fandom...
and it is a compelling topic to write about.

I realize being honest and giving an honest opinion offends people.
Although I'm not quite sure why.
Maybe because it shows a negative spin to Twilightland.
But I'm not a news blog.
I'm not about all sunshine and lollipops.
I write about what I see.
And that's not rainbows and unicorns.
It's just my opinion.

On to better twirly things.



More pics were released
(Makes you wonder how much more is out there)
From the 'waterfall' scene....
Lots of Robert and Kristen being all touchy and sweet.
And yeah...
I can actually hear the howling of
"They are being Edward and Bella! They are in character!
That's the only time they touch each other!"

Well...
 

I'm pretty sure Edward and Bella don't smoke.
So...
Robert letting her get a drag off his cigarette?
Is all Rob.
And yeah... Kristen does have her arm on Rob...
She's been doing that a lot 'off' camera lately... hey?
(See... this is what I do)


Yeah... 2 lovely people
Having a cigarette break
Doing their thing
and Kristen can't seem to stop touching Robert.
(And you would be doing the same, if you could)
And yes...
It's still Robert.
And Kristen.




I love Rob's face.
Too cute for words.
Almost.
But I seem to come up with a lot of words.
Too many?
Possibly.

So... is this a scene from Breaking Dawn?
Could be.
Although is "Bella" wearing Kristen's shoes?
Could these series of pictures just be Rob and Kristen
being all sweet and cute
And Rob is carrying his tiny, adorable Kristen to the next mark?
Could be.
Doesn't really look like they are 'on' camera here.
Butt crack Robert.
Too hilarious.
And wherever they are going...
Kristen can't seem to let go of her guy.
Not that theres anything WRONG with that.


I mean...
You can kinda tell they aren't filming here.
There are way too many people all around them...
Unless people with equipment and baseball hats
are now part of Edward/Bella's honeymoon.
What do you think?


I think this picture is all kinds of twirl.
Smiles on both of their faces.
Kristen's hand on Robert.
As always.
And Robert...
Brushing Kristens hair back?
Proceeding to brush something off her face?
OK, now I'm all nostalgic for those early Twilight interviews
when Kristen picked something off Rob's face.
The first real RED FLAG that something was beginning
to happen between them.
I digress.
Forgive me.

I don't think this is 'on' camera.
Again... so many people all around them.
They would be in the shot.
But then again...
Could be.

I share cigarettes/jump on male friends backs ALL THE TIME!  


Crazy wild eyed and getting all foamy.
And for what?
Like I've said before...
It's so much MORE fun being twirly and happy
than being foamy and bitter.

It's really not a conspiracy.
It's just two people who want to be together.
And they are.
All the time.

Truth is Truth.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Truth.
I can handle it...
 Can you?

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Completely


Hello Edward.
I still think its incredible that Robert Pattinson
so embodies Edward Cullen.
Without even trying.
I mean...
He's sitting in a damn car
being driven God knows where...
and it's just a moment in time
But there he is.
Edward.
Beautiful.
Surreal.
Perfect.

Oh and if anyone ever gets a chance to talk to Rob...
Tell him to wear a lot more RED.
Because the color suits him.
Completely.


I love this picture.
Whether it's 'off' camera or not.
(And guess what... The OFF/ON camera war is still raging!!)

 I just think Kristen fits perfectly into Robert's arms.
Like 2 pieces of a puzzle.
And I realize that is corny as hell...
But I don't care.
Because look at them.

Gorgeous.
Completely.


And speaking of gorgeous.
One of my favorite pictures of Kristen.
Her eyes are really amazing.
It's weird how different she looks when she is wearing 
the Bella brown contacts.
Not different bad.
Just different.
With the brown eyes...
She really does look more innocent...
So lovely.
So Bella.

But her eyes without the contacts are rather sensual.
I would imagine the phrase "Bedroom Eyes" applies to Kristen.
Definitely sexy.
Beautiful.
Completely.


And while we are talking favorite pictures...
This definitely does it for me.
Give me a second...
Whew.
OK.

Rob.
Beanie.
Sunglasses.
Scruff.
Profile.
Suspenders.
Wrinkled.
Shirt that is not only too small...
but a bit unbuttoned.

And the picture on the left.
That is MY picture.
Meaning...
The picture that sums up Robert Pattinson to me.
I used that picture as my avatar for about 2 years...
And I never got tired of it.
Well... does one ever tire of perfection?
I think not.
Silly ones.

I look at these pictures...
and I am reminded of why Robert Pattinson intoxicates me.
Completely.


And that brings me to the last (but not least) favorite pic of the day.
Tom Sturridge.
Um.
This picture is all kinds of sexy.
He's got the beanie thing happening.
He's got the scruff going on.
But the thing that really stands out?
The eyes.
Damn.
The eyes.
Yeah.
Tom has 'bedroom eyes' too.
Most definitely.
Completely.

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *C*

S for SEE I can be nice!
I'm not always a snarky bitch.
Well...
I am
But sometimes I hide it pretty well.
and

C for COMPLETELY.

Completely
and Irrevocably
INTOXICATED.

Bye for now
♥♥♥♥♥ 

Friday, November 5, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Love Is All Around


There you go.
Robert and Kristen have landed in Rio!

LET THE FUN BEGIN!
OK.
Actually the fun has already begun!
You know how it goes.
There was a rather creeptacular picture of 
Kristen on the plane.
I'm sorry.
But come on.
Is there no line that won't be crossed?
*sigh*
And the topic of discussion wasn't really how intrusive 
some of these 'fan' pics really are...
No.
The topic was...
DID THEY SIT TOGETHER????

GoodFuckingGrief.


Yeah. 
But at least he's in an airport.
And he's got his damn guitar.
And just the thought of him with that guitar...
Makes me fucking MELT.
Perhaps he is singing 'falling in love for the last time'
to the subject of the song?
Nice thought.


This whole RIO thing has gotten a bit... Overwhelming.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm all giddy that they are there
(safe and sound)
and that they are about to embark on a very pivotal scene
from the book...
And that it's all about the HONEYMOON!!!

But.
Do we really need to know their every move?

"They checked into the hotel. They have meetings.
They are going to lunch.
Rob took his hat off.
Kristen kicked off her shoes."

Step back... just a bit... OK?


I'm thinking that every burp and fart will be chronicled.
Every look.
Every move they make.
Every breath they take...

♬ They'll be watching YOU! ♬
 
 
You gotta love all the bitter foaming too.
You gotta.
Because it's seriously funny and entertaining.

"They didn't sit next to each other on the plane!"

"Summit tells them where to sit on the plane!"

"Of course they would fly together to Rio!"

"I'm sick of this bullshit already!"

"There are bodyguards and crew with them!
Eat that sheep!"

Um.

Quotes 1-4?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The last quote?
No shit?
They travel with bodyguards?
The crew for the movie will be there?
How absolutely AMAZING!!!
So the fuck what.
It's fucking KILLING the haters
that Robert and Kristen are going to be doing
a bit more of this...



And a bit more of that...



And let's not forget...


A whole lot more of this.



It burns some people that not only will 
Robert and Kristen
Be doing this for the movie...
But they know...
(we ALL know)
That they are sharing a hotel room...
and they are taking their work home with them.
Heh.

Yeah. Yeah.
They are just working on a movie.
So why so angry then?
Why so bitter?
If you really only thought it was 'just a movie'
You wouldn't have to be constantly spewing hate.

Final thoughts.

1) It doesn't matter if Rob and Kristen are in Rio
or Shitsville, Iowa.
(No offense to Iowa)
They are together.
HERE.
THERE.
EVERYfuckingWHERE.

They don't need no stinkin movie
to be together and kissing and spending time together.
They do that all the time.
You know it.
I know it.
Nana Rose knows it.
(Love you Nana Rose!)

2) Rob.
Kristen.
Together.
ALL the time.

Just making sure you got it.

3) I had a weird dream last night.
So strange.
Robert was piss drunk in it...
And he crawled into the wrong bed...
Thinking it was with Kristen
He ended up trying to spoon with Sam!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have bizarre dreams.


Prepare yourself for a lot of this.
Now.
And Forever.

It's 100% FOAM PROOF.

So give it the fuck up.

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *P*

B for...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Because silly people make me laugh.

P for PISS drunk.
Interesting image.

which brings us back to B

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Enjoy Rio!!
Be safe.

Bye for now
♥♥♥