Rob and Kristen- Speak Into My Lips.

THIS is what I feel like doing after reading all the fuckery

of the last couple of days.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Truly.

Rob and Kristen don't live up to your expectations

of how people in a relationship should behave

and people go ballistic.

JFC

Get the fuck over it.

OH NO! Kristen leaned on her good friend Taylor instead of Rob.

The End of the WORLD!

I just wonder how you all would do if you had a zillion strangers

all nitpicking and analyzing your every move.

Whether she's just sitting in her seat...

Talking

Smiling.

Not smiling.

Is she gonna trip?

Will she drop her award?

Will she stutter and stumble through her speech?

What do her words mean?

Why is she saying them?

Why did she not take Rob's hand?

Why is Taylor helping her up the stairs?

Why is she looking at Rob like that?

What does it mean?

What is she thinking?

And why did Taylor help her with her dress!

Did you hear what she said?

Did you see what she did?

People looking at her frame by frame

Dissecting every move.

Every word.

Everything.

It was a lame ass award show people.

Rob and Kristen aren't going perform for you on live TV

as much as you would all like them to.

Rob and Kristen on New Years Eve. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

That's right.

Happy One Week Anniversary!

The Kiss that not only sent the haters to the edge...

but fucking pushed them over.

It was only a week ago that Rob and Kristen

were all over IOW

The picture that started it all.

They were spotted by a lot of people...

enjoying their holiday with friends

and each other.

But see...

This is where it gets good.

Hatesten calls me a lot of names.

I guess they don't like what I have to say.

*sniffle*

One of the most common things they call me is

'crazy fucking bitch'.

Yeah.

Well... I can admit to be a bit crazy at times...

and I most definitely am a bitch.

But the real crazy are people who just cannot accept

that Rob and Kristen were on IOW together for NYE.

Seriously.

They have pulled up endless pics of Rob wearing the leather coat.

Comparing his hair color... its length

His sideburns... eyebrows.

His shirt.

And guess what their conclusion is?

RIGHT!

IT NEVER HAPPENED!

And *I* am the crazy one?

I'm sorry...

But to be so deluded...

so irrational...

that you cannot acknowledge that Rob and Kristen

were not only together for the holidays...

but that they KISSED to start the New Year?

Bitch... You SO crazy!

So this is how it goes...

Rob was never there.

Kristen never left the States.

Those are all OLD pictures.

From last year!

(yeah, that's it!)

Someone specifically hung onto pictures for a YEAR

just to fuck with people this year

all so people would THINK they were together.

When they weren't really.

(are you following this? because if you are... I'm scared for you)

Summit hired people to take fake pictures...

and tweet fake stuff.

Lots of people mind you...

Newspapers.

And not only that...

That's not even Rob in the kissing picture!

LOOK AT HIS HAIR. (under the hat... kinda hard to do)

And where is his MOLE???

And. And.

(to cover ALL bases)

They aren't really kissing!

It's called mouth hearing!

'Speak into my lips... I can't hear a word you are saying'

This is how they deal with what they can't explain.

They make up excuses and try to rationalize it away.

I'm sure it's called 'IOW gate' now.

Because that's what they resort to whenever a picture

of Rob and Kristen together is released

and they can't handle it.

Let's look at some of the "Gates"....

Tarmac-gate

A rare intimate moment.

Very sweet.

Rob looks gloriously happy.

Kristen looks smitten.

But see... they aren't really holding hands.

And if they were...

It's just Kristen posing for cameras.

You know...

PR.

KOL-gate

Rob and Kristen getting all up close and personal at the KOL concert.

But no.

Rob is just trying to hear what she is saying...

You hear MUCH better when you put your mouth on someone else's mouth.

(more mouth hearing!)

You can taste the words then.

People can't hear at concerts.

Please.

Talk into my mouth.

Concert-gate

Rob and Kristen looking very cozy and sweet.

But no.

It doesn't mean anything at all.

Friends look at each other like that 

ALL THE TIME!

Beside... Summit paid for them to be there!

PR! PR!

SHIRT-GATE!

I find this so cute.

Kristen was photographed wearing Robs shirt the next day

after Rob wore it to his premiere.

No doubt it's Rob's.

But.

Well...

Rob shares his clothes with people all the time.

And to be honest...

He did.

YEARS AGO.

Endless OLD pictures of him sharing clothes with

friends in the past...

Besides Kristen and Tom...

Who else has he shared with recently?

That's right.

Just them.

His best friend.

His best girl.

Montreal-Gate Part I

Ah yes.

One of my favorite pictures.

Rob incredibly smitten with Kristen

Look at his face!

So sweet.

But no...

He's just getting close to her

because he wants to tell her something.

He's aiming for her mouth.

We all know that's the best way to hear anything.

Besides...

Rob does this with all his female friends.

Or it's PR!

Whatever works.

He's only there for Tom anyway.

Montreal-Gate Part II

Awww...

Rob and Kristen kissing in the streets of Montreal.

A picture's worth a thousand words... right?

NO!

That's not a kiss!!

It's all blurry and out of focus!

I want a video or I won't believe it!

It's not real.

Or
Summit paid for Rob to go to Montreal and hang out 

with Kristen for PR!

Yes!

Or

Another case of a noisy place that if you want

to hear what someone is saying...

You have to make out.

Taxi-Gate or better known as HandHold-Gate II

LOVE THIS PICTURE!

Rob tried to turn off the dome light.

How cute is he?

Kristen's hand is on his thigh...

Rob's arm/hand is wrapped around hers.

BIG SMILES!

But no.

Rob and Kristen obviously are only doing this for PR!

And come on...

He is trying to pull his arm away from her!!

Can't you see the look of complete disgust on his face?

He most certainly is not comfortable with her hand on his thigh.

PR! PR!

Wedding-Gate

Rob and Kristen at a friends wedding.

In every picture they were side by side...

Obviously they were there together.

Look at Rob's face...

This is NOT two people who are miserable with each other

or are 'forced' to hang out.

At a private wedding.

PR!

DAMAGE CONTROL!

(What damage they are controlling I have no idea)

Rob just felt sorry for her and let her hang out!

I'm sure she wasn't really invited...

Tom hates Kristen!

He's a Hatesten, too!

*Smirk*

And that brings us back to this...

Final thoughts?

1. A week ago... Rob and Kristen were kissing in pubs.

Those are the real moments.

Not some lame TV show

(and man, it was LAME).

A friend of mine told me the other day...

"the thing is they are so fucking caught up in watching for that they miss the real stuff right there."  She is wise. 

2. 2011 has been an awesome year already...

and its only a week old!

Can only imagine what is to come.

*wink wink- nudge nudge*

THIS is how Rob looks at Kristen.

3. Rob cannot take his eyes off of her.

Ever.

And every time there is a picture of it...

He looks completely and totally

SMITTEN.

Yes.

Smitten.

That's my word of the day.

"Very much in LOVE"

Exactly.

Tom. Just Because. (and how adorable is he??)

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for all the GATES

There are no 'gates'.

Only denial.

G for GET over it.

Rob and Kristen will never make everyone happy.

If Kristen has grabbed a hold of Rob at the PCA's

People would have been screaming that she was a famewhore

or that it was staged for PR!

She can't win.

That's why she doesn't fucking try.

Kristen's happy.

Robert's happy.

Together and Happy.

Ain't LOVE grand?

Bye for now

♥♥♥ 

*waves*

Thanks for the endless material!

;)

RobSten, KrisBert... What's in a Word?

 

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
Possessing and caressing me.
Jai guru de va om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.

(John Lennon)

I've been thinking about words lately.

I love words.

So naturally my thoughts turned to the magical terms

used daily in the Twilight fandom.

OK.

So most of them are pretty damn lame...

as it usually is when you smash two words together

to try and come up with one cutesy name.

You know what I'm talking about...

Like Brangelina

Bennifer

Robsten.

Robsten

Smushing Robert with Kristen.

Kristen is getting the raw end of this deal...

And although I'm not a fan of this type of name

(I usually type Rob/Kristen)

I use it on occasion because that's the word everyone goes to.

Of course...

There are other names in the fandom...

KPattz

Here Kristen gets the lead... but barely.

It's kinda cute in a way...

You know...

Kristen Pattinson and all...

But don't get me started on all the marriage rumors out there.

PLEASE.

They aren't married... COME ON.

Why do they have to be?

"Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me?" 

Promises... Promises.

;)

There is Krisbians...

Which I guess is Kristen/Lesbians?

Not sure...

It could mean that Krisbians are hot for Kristen.

They love her a lot.

I'm guessing here.

KrisBert.
Well... that one never caught on...

Shippers is a popular term used all the time.

I never heard of the word until I became intoxicated with Robert.

People involved in shipping (or shippers) assert that the relationship does exist,

will exist, or simply that they would like it to exist.

I have no horse in the shipper race.

I don't get anything from Robert and Kristen being together.

I just think they are.

I don't substitute Edward/Bella for Robert/Kristen.

I think Rob and Kristen's chemistry is way hotter OFF screen.

So yeah...

I assert that the relationship DOES exist.

I don't NEED or WANT it...

That would be Robert and Kristen doing that.

Fine... let's talk about NON sten
(last time... I promise)

NONsense is what I like to call it...

But... Look at the word.

NON + Kristen

Basically...

NO KRISTEN.

Which is what they are all about.

Hating Kristen Stewart.

They would like to pretend Kristen doesn't exist.

That Robert and Kristen aren't together.

That Robert and Kristen aren't somewhere

right the fuck NOW in each other's arms.

Heh.

 I think it's more like...

DenySten

JealousSten

 BitterSten

HATESTEN

But like I said long ago (and was reminded of recently)

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... does it make a sound?

No.

They are lost in those woods.
Never to be seen or heard from again...
Extinct

I only used the 'word' to make a point.
It is now erased from my vocabulary...
from Existence.
(Why am I reminded of Marty McFly?)
:)

Robert and Kristen.

Whatever will be... Will be.

The future's not ours to see...

I know I harp on them finding 

PEACE

LOVE

and
HAPPINESS....

Everyone deserves to find those things.

I think they have those moments.

I love that we haven't seen them since they got back to LA.

Love it.

I'm happy they have found peace.

And there you have it.

Love, Peace and Happiness.

And so it goes.

This post was brought to you by the letters *R* and *T*

R for Robsten

I don't like the word...

But I like what it implies.

T for TWIGGLE

Can't help myself.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- On the Road... Together?

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble. 

Double, double, toil and trouble.
Something wicked this way comes!

Another day.

No Robert.

No Kristen.

Just the usual bullshit that always surrounds them.

The rumors.

The innuendo.

The NONsense.

Witches Brew #1

Let's talk about the whole Robert (and Kristen) having a house thing.

Now...

Let's get a couple of things straight.

I never came out and claimed any insider knowledge

(I save my insider stuff for those nearest and dearest ;)

But...

Rob went on Ellen... talked about wanting to buy a house

in the Los Angeles area... right?

I'm guessing he probably regretted even mentioning that on TV

but since Robert doesn't always filter his thoughts...

It was out there.

So... in a couple of interviews... Rob may have mentioned

that he 'lived out of suitcases'

or his apartment was 3 suitcases... or something like that.

So the Haters clung to that notion...

That Robert indeed was always in a hotel...

(and thus not with Kristen)

Remember this?

When Kristen was out 'house hunting' while Rob was in Europe?

Remember how HAPPY she looked?

And...

Seriously.

DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ROB TO ADMIT TO HAVING
A HOUSE IN INTERVIEWS???

REALLY?

Yeah... because the guy really needs to draw attention

to the fact that he 'might' have a house (with Kristen)

So the lunatic fucksticks that call themselves fans

would just have another place to stalk and harass him.

So...

Yeah. Sure.

Robert doesn't own a house.

Robert lives in hotels all the time.

Even when he is pretty much living in LA now...

He has decided to forever live out of a suitcase.

Yeah. Sounds about right.

*sarcasm*

 

Rob recently papped leaving Sam's concert the other night.

Witches Brew #2

Hatestens ALWAYS go on and on (and on) about

how 'miserable' Rob and Kristen look when they are together.

Not taking into consideration that a zillion cameras are in their face

and that people are screeching and harassing them...

No... it's because Rob and Kristen are together.

Well...

Rob looks pretty damn miserable here...

and lookie lookie... no Kristen!

Hmm.... could it be that it is in fact the paparazzi

that makes them look annoyed and irritated 

and NOT the company they keep?

And speaking of going out...

Witches Brew #3

Why is it...

That whenever Robert is seen out and about...

There is NEVER another female seen hanging out with him?

And please... don't bring up ancient pictures of Camille or Shannon...

I mean... recently... even within the last year or so...

It's Robert and his Britpack buddies...

Or 

Robert and Kristen.

See.

This is one of the many reasons I believe they are together.

Robert isn't randomly seen chumming around with other girls...

like he USED to be...

And when was the last time you saw Kristen with any other man?

I mean ... come on.

2 of the most gorgeous people on the planet...

2 people who could be with anyone they wanted to be with...

And who do they choose?

Each other.

 I know some people will try to find some excuse...

or try to rationalize the fact that

It's always Robert and Kristen that are together...

Like the totally useless rant of "PR!"

But you wouldn't scream so loud if you didn't see it too...

SO BEAUTIFUL.

(love the necklace *stir stir*)

Last brew of the day...

Witch's Brew #4

Kristen is in Montreal...

or IS she?

Hmmm.

Anyway.

She's going to be busy filming "On The Road"

for the next month or so...

Montreal.

Some people seem to think Rob will be going back to London

when WFE finishes filming.

And although I'm always happy for Robert when he gets

to go back to his hometown and relax...

I wonder if that is what he will do this time.

I mean...

He was there not that long ago...

And his family and friends have been over here

for all the Eclipse hoopla

(isn't hoopla a strange word?)

So...

Riddle me this...

What would happen IF Rob showed up in Montreal?

What would people say then?

They couldn't call Kristen 'clingy' if he went to her.

They couldn't possibly shout "PR!" if he visits her in Canada....

(but of course... they would. It's all they have)

Hmmm.

I wonder.

Will Robert go On the Road to Montreal?

Will he go to London?

Will he do both?

Will he do neither?

When does WFE wrap?

So many questions...

Because THIS is what I want to see.

That big goofy, oh-so-smitten beautiful smile of Robert's.

I want to see happy Rob.

I think his happiness is in Montreal.

But...

We shall see.

Wherever he goes...

I hope he smiles like this.

Double, double, toil and trouble.
Something wicked this way comes!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert is in Loquat with Kristen

Let's talk pie.

Loquat pie.

Kristen's Loquat pie.

Truly... it was a cute story.

But HATEsten had to get all bent out of shape...

as usual.

Kristen and Rob were interviewed by "Hollywood and Dine"

Kristen talked about making Loquat pies/crumbles

She said she brought them in TODAY for the press junket.

Heh.

Then Robert...

Being all adorable and cute...

Talked about Kristen YESTERDAY

making a loquat crumble...

And it was

"One of the best things I've ever tasted"

Adorable... yes?

Cute as hell?

Do you think Robert helped her pick the loquats?

I like that they both called them 'crumbles'

Too cute.

Heh.

Don't forget that Kristen baked those pies for PR!

PR PIE was the official name.

"Go see Eclipse... Get a PIE!"

Robert eats lots of people's pies!

I eat my friends pies... ALL THE TIME!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks to dreamer4ever01 (@jenniferklobus) for this great picture!

OK.

Rob and Kristen showed up at a screening of Eclipse.

Together.

Well...

Hatesten would have you believe that Eclipse

is sucking at the box office...

So Summit is pushing Rob and Kristen out the door

to promote the movie.

Well...

Yeah...

I guess The 5 minutes they spent at the theater was actual PR.

But the 23 hours and 55 minutes of the rest of the day?

It was all theirs.

;)

Don't they look adorable?

As always...

Robert can't take his eyes off of Kristen.

And the smile that is always on his face.

LOVE that he looks so happy.

I watched a video of the appearance...

Stick with the pictures.

Too much screaming and people rudely yelling at Rob

as he was trying to talk.

Does Robert really need to hear

'You're still hot!' when he's trying to speak?

Does anyone need to hear that?

I don't get the screaming.

Don't.Get.It.At.All.

So sweet.

I'm going to mention the fact that Kristen had

a red plaid shirt in her back pocket...

And the fact that so many people tweeted that it was Rob's.

Really?

And you can tell that by a glimpse of flannel in her pocket?

Kristen owns red flannel.

Every time she has something similar to Rob...

doesn't mean she's wearing his clothes...

(Although... can you imagine having his scent...

next to you... ON you... all day?)

*cough*

Anyway.

I have no doubt that Kristen has worn some of Rob's shirts.

There have been times that she has some big ol' t-shirt on...

That looked exactly like Roberts

but...

For the most part...

I don't think Kristen and Rob make it a habit

to share clothes...

Ya know?

Robert is over 6 feet tall...

Kristen is maybe... 5'4"

His shirts would overwhelm her...

(again... a nice thought...)

*cough*

Sorry.

OK.

If *I* were Kristen...

I would fucking wear his stuff ALL the damn time.

But see...

She's is WITH Robert all the damn time...

She doesn't NEED to be wearing his clothes.

She can just wear...

HIM

That would be a 

*giggle*

and a 

*PUSH*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Is the Sun Turning Black?

Cute picture.

Personally...

I like that Taylor/Kristen/Robert get along

and seem really close and like each other.

I don't understand the hate that Taylor gets...

But then...

I don't understand hating on strangers... period.

Speaking of hate...

I'm sure you have all heard this interview 

with David Slade by now.

David Slade tells us at the London Eclipse premiere that he knew Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were a couple based on their chemistry while filming the scenes in the meadow.


http://rush.popsugar.tv/Video-David-Sla ... ip-8989710


He says: :"First couple of days shooting we did out meadow scenes and we were like, 'Oh, we know already.' It was before the news had broke and we were like, 'There's no way you can get like that without, you know...'''

And as Wyck before him...

He was slammed, insulted...

Attacked and trashed.

That's what happens when you say something

that Haters don't want to hear.

When people state the OBVIOUS.

Is it another confirmation of something

we already knew?

Of course it is.

But does anyone really NEED confirmation at this point?

Of course not.

All this does is make the Hyenas ANGRY...

Frothing. Foaming. Furious.

They turn their anger not only at Wyck/Slade

or anyone else who buries their delusions...

But the HATESTEN comes out stronger

for Robert and Kristen, too.

Sad but true.

People who call themselves 'FANS'.

 

Rob and Reese Witherspoon on the set of WFE.

Adorable.

I love Reese Witherspoon...

This movie looks like it's going to be all kinds of good.

But that being said?

There was a lot of comments, DMs, emails

sent to me about some 'mysterious' blonde that

Rob was dating...

Unfortunately...

Hatesten couldn't make up their mind WHICH blonde

he was supposed to be with.

First I heard that Rob has been with "Teresa Palmer" (who??)

for a while now...

Secretly dating her...

But that he was going to out their relationship at her premiere.

But then...

When Emilie de Ravin was on the guest list for the

Eclipse premiere?

Well... then there was so a lot of foaming about her

being in Rob's life since RM was filmed.

BUT THEN...

A lot of random frothing about Rob's ex

Nina (something) being at the premiere too..

BUT LET'S NOT FORGET...

Rob and Reese have gotten REALLY close too.

So four blondes.

Which one is Rob secretly with?

Or is he with all of them?

Rob supposedly has a THING for blondes...

Tell me who looks extraordinarily beautiful as a blonde?

And ...

Who just might be becoming blonde for her new movie?

Hmmm.

In Montreal.

Soon.

Will Jella have his escort?

When exactly does the sun turn black?

July 11th?

It's gonna be a scorching HOT summer.

Can't you feel it already?

Why yes I can...

It's most definitely hot.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Stands By Kristen

Random thoughts.

(or are they?)

1. JFC

Robert.

JFC

So fucking beautiful.

2. THIS is one of the major reasons

I find myself so completely intoxicated by him.

This is why I'm still here.

Almost 2 years later.

Because every new picture...

keeps blowing me away.

I'm still affected by him.

I'm still fascinated by him.

I'm still addicted.

OK.

I haven't been able to spend my usual 23 hours a day online

the last few days.

Life does have a habit of getting in the way of being ROBsessed.

Woe is me.

(That is completely sarcastic by the way...)

ANYWAY.

 I get online just now and I am hit with some

EW interview with Robert and Kristen.

Discussing the rape comment...

You got a lot of criticism recently for comparing the intrusiveness of the paparazzi to rape. The comment got blown out of proportion very quickly, and you apologized.

STEWART: I’m so sensitive about stuff like that. That is the one subject that means a lot to me. I made one movie directly concerning it [2004's Speak], and I made another one where my character has a horrible history of rape [2010's Welcome to the Rileys]. I talked to a lot of people about it. I used the wrong word. I should have said “violated.” But I’m young and emotional. It’s just the way it goes sometimes. I probably shouldn’t say this, but I just feel like people got so excited once they saw that it was me. It was like, “Sweet! Let’s get her!” And then for the people to exploit it under the guise of being morally upstanding is disgusting — and it embarrassed me because I was a part of it.

Did you see it all unfold and then think, I have to issue an apology?

STEWART: No, I was in Korea when it all got bad. My publicist called me and said RAINN had issued this terrible statement.

ROBERT PATTINSON: Who’s Rain?
STEWART: You know, the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network.

PATTINSON: None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first — who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites. That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone. All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these Twilight films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.

STEWART: See, if I said that? Crucifixion. You can say so much more than me. It’s insane.
PATTINSON: That’s not true at all. When did I say anything [controversial]?
STEWART: You’re really good, but you could say, “I just took a s***on the Queen’s face,” and people would be like, “Oh, I love him! I love him!” 

 And the reaction?

Hilarious as always.

Rob basically called the HATERS out.

Oh how I wish he would have called them HYENAS!

Hahahahaha.

Kristen felt bad about her 'rape' comment...

she apologized... but that wasn't enough for the haters

(and we all know WHO they are.)

And she was RIGHT...

It was like, “Sweet! Let’s get her!” And then for the people to exploit it under the guise of being morally upstanding is disgusting — and it embarrassed me because I was a part of it.

That was EXACTLY what a lot of the haters did.

They used it as an excuse to attack her.

I love that Kristen is SO aware of how the haters work.

Exploiting any topic to hate on her.

And Robert?

He defended her. He stood by her...

He understands what Kristen was trying to say...

and he also understands how 

where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate.   

 

I love that he knows about the "HATE" sites.

The people who want to rip out Kristen's throat

(or his)

When they don't do or say what they want.

I also wonder what Robert thinks of these people 

who are so angry and bitter...

And so venomous in their hatred for someone

he obviously cares very much about.

EXCELLENT.

BRILLIANT.

So there are a lot of angry people out there right now.

Blaming Kristen for existing.

Blaming Rob for defending her...

Trying to cling to anything that will let them carry on 

their whole 'PR' bullshit.

"Of course Rob would defend her, they are friends"

" I would defend my friend, too... I do it all the time"

"Rob can't wait to be away from Kristen!"

"Kristen is so mean to Rob!"

I'm sorry...

But the rationalizations make me LAUGH

And that is always a good thing.

Kimmel tonight!

Eclipse Premiere tomorrow!

 

Life is good.

And it's getting BETTER everyday!

SMILE!

Pretend you are as happy as 

Rob and Kristen are when they are...

TOGETHER.

;)

And so it goes.

Bye for now

♥♥♥