This. That. The Other.

This. 

That.

The Other.

1. This.

Nick. Rob. Dean.

Nick. Steph. Rob.

Nick Frenkel.

Manager extraordinaire.

Executive producer?

Nick Frenkel
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

 (executive producer - 79 episodes) 

Here I thought Nick was a professional lurker.

I mean... COME ON

The guy has a knack for positioning himself

to optimal advantage around Robert.
Look at ALL the pictures he is conveniently located
in a prime viewing angle.
It actually is kinda cute how his face
always seemed to show up all the time.

But "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?

The show is HILARIOUS.

A bit crude... even kinda gross...

but funny as hell.

So imagine my shock and disbelief

when one day I'm actually looking at the credits...

and see...

"Nick Frenkel" listed as a producer.

I was like...

Rob's Nick?
Is there another Nick Frenkel?
There can't be two... can there?
Well... I'm going with this Nick.

Let's just say...
My respect for Mr. Frenkel
has risen measurably since this discovery.
Well done, sir.


2. That.

"Fans" have gone too far...
Again.

I could go off on some wordy diatribe
discussing the motives of the Lunatic Fringe.
Oh who the hell am I kidding...
This is my blog and I'm ALL about
wordy diatribes.

ANYWAY...

Here are some hints
that you might just be on the outer
Fringe of Lunacy...

A. You think you know what's best
for Rob and/or Kristen's
career
love-life
living arrangements
friends.
cars they drive.
clothes they wear.
how they comb their hair.
what they eat.
where they go.
the number of times they blink in a minute.

B. You get angry and upset at R/K
If they do things you don't approve of...
would 'never' do
If they don't 'behave' like you think they should.
You then proceed to call the person you are
supposedly a fan of
all sorts of horrible names
until you graciously 'forgive' them.
Until the next time they disappoint you.

C. If you spend hours on Twitter/Tumblr/Instagram
and numerous other social medias
searching for anything related to Rob/Kristen...
and then feel it necessary to leave nasty, vile comments
to anyone even remotely associated with them.
And if you find this sort of thing funny
and you constantly "RT" it in your twitter feed
and praise these things for being good 'trolls'

D. If you think it's OK to lie about...
make up scandalous stories about...
Try and push your disgusting malicious agenda
against either one of them
through gossip rags or other medias...
Hoping that some lowlife shit rag
will pick up your libelous bullshit.

E. If you don't realize that you really aren't a fan
of either Rob or Kristen
Because all you do is hate on one or the other.
Instead of spending your online time
talking about the person you CLAIM to be a fan of...
You seem intent on just continuously insulting
the object of your obsession.
Look at your tweets.
Who do you talk about the most?
Day in.
Day out.

F. If you make this stuff personal.
You not only viciously attack Rob and/or Kristen...
You seek out people who disagree with you
and call them names
make fun of their appearance
monitor closely what they do outside of Twitter
Harass them constantly
and sometimes take it beyond Twitter
and try to intrude on their 'real' life.

 This isn't being a fan.
You have no boundaries.
You have no decency
No line you won't cross.

If you think its OK
to treat another human being
in such a horrific frightening way...

You.
Are.
A.
Lunatic.

 Instant Karma
- John Lennon

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you 

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who on earth do you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are 

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Everyone come on 

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Everyone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're everywhere
Come and get your share 

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on 

Instant Karma's gonna get you.

Rob and Kristen are just people.

They don't want to be worshiped on your pedestal.

No one deserves the bitter hatred

that is constantly spewed at them.

They haven't done anything to hurt YOU.

So why do you try so hard to hurt them?

What sort of satisfaction do you get from this?

Join the human race.

Leave Them Alone.

3. The Other.

I adore Tom Sturridge.

(Obviously)

I also adore Rob and Kristen.

Yes.
BOTH of them.
You can be a fan of both.
Yes.
I love seeing them together.
In love.
And I still believe that will happen again.

And if it doesn't?
I will still be here.
Adoring them.
Going to their movies.
Watching their interviews.
Interested in what they are doing next.

Where will you be?

Until next time.

Bye for now

Yeah.
They are GORGEOUS.

Lists, Lies and Lunatics.

I.AM.NONSTEN.

It's been an interesting few days in this fandom.

A week of Lists.

Lies

Lunatics.

And Liberty.

Here's my list...

1. LIES
 I always thought that these low class rags were written
by schizophrenic idiots...
They can never make up their mind whether
Rob and Kristen
are OBSESSED or SPLIT!
Not that the truth actually matters to them.
So they just continually go back and forth...
Letting the voices in their heads argue.
For example... Australian rags have been harping on
 Rob getting together with Emilie de Ravin?
Really?
I'm pretty sure she is filming her TV show
Once Upon a Time
(Which I love btw)
in CANADA.
But... hey... she is Australian
(and married)
So why not throw them together?

Just goes to show how they can make up
any lame bullshit they want
and print it like its true.

It's ALL made up.
ALL OF IT.
They don't have any sources close to the couple.
They don't know ANY intimate details.
They don't know.
Anything.
Period.

2. This picture created quite the buzz.
Why?
Well.
Because there's a sorta kinda drought thing going on.
So any picture is clutched tightly to the fandom bosom.
Even ones where he is simply riding a bike.
All I have to say is...
Where is your helmet, Rob??

You best be careful, Mister.
That's some pretty important stuff you have up there...

3. Lunatics.
This is kinda how I picture the Lunatic Fringe...
Always green.
Always bitter.
Always wanting what they can't have...
and jealous of those who have it.
Always stalking and hating and obsessing
over one small girl.
And always getting what comes to them in the end.

What a world... what a world...

Guess what?
The witch doesn't win.
I hope you're ready for it.

4. Lists.

There were some lists being made on Twitter.
List of haters.
List of people who blocked haters
List of people who made list of haters
List of people who made lists of people
who blocked haters who made lists...
And the list goes on.
But some 'people' were getting pretty bent
over being on a list.
It was kinda amusing.
How many times did I type list?
Get back to me on that
or you will be on a list.

5. Lunatics.
Liberty (who?) Ross filed for divorce
from Ruperv Sanders today.
Yeah I had forgotten about them too.
Lo and behold...
She's being touted as some sort of saint now.

Personally
I don't wish any ill will on Miss Ross.
I just don't care what she is doing.
But every now and then (like today)
Her face and that of her lecherous soon to be ex
get thrown in my timeline...
The woman is getting a damn divorce, people...
Get off the ridiculous soapboxes about
what a great heroine she is.
People get divorced.
ALL the time.
That doesn't make her special.
Or brave.
Or an incredible warrior.
It makes her 1 out of every 2 marriages
that have failed ~ ordinary.
Sad. But true.
Sure... the Fringe will pounce all over it and
use this as another opportunity to call Kristen vile names...
Instead of pointing their green talons at the real bad guy.
But according to previous interviews
and previous filing for separation...
Things weren't all shiny and pretty
in the house of Sanders anyway.

Let's be real.
The ONLY reason anyone even knows
anything about these two people
is because Kristen's name is sadly attached to them.
Remove her name.
No one gives a shit.
Only the HAGS and the RAGS
 will squeeze every bit of blood
out of this tired, dried up old topic...
The rest of the world has moved forward.
Leaving it behind.

Join us.
Or watch out for that bucket of water...

In each others arms... AFTER.

6. Here's the deal.
As awe inspiring as LS is for getting a divorce
(yes, I'm judging you)
It doesn't impact Rob and Kristen's relationship.
Why would it?
Rob and Kristen have made it perfectly clear
where they stand.
Next to each other.
They have moved FORWARD
They are looking ahead.
They have worked through the past issues
and are living in the present...
with eyes on the future.
Together.

Rob is in Australia because he's working.
He does that from time to time... you know?
Sometimes it takes him out of the country.
Sometimes Kristen has stuff to do before she can join him.
That's all there is to it.
So simple.

Rob and Kristen
Always
End
Up
Together.

Always true.



This post is brought to you by Orphans.

TOM IS GOING TO BE ON BROADWAY!!!
OUR BEAUTIFUL TALENTED THOMAS!
This is a big fucking deal.
Finally.
Tom's talent will be seen on a bigger scale.
He's SO watchable.
I can't take my eyes off of him.
I.Cannot.Wait.

The best is yet to come, and baby wont it be fine
You think you've seen the sun, but you ain't seen it shine



Until next time.

Bye for now

Dear George... Rob and Kristen?

I will love him and hug him and call him George.

Hi George!

It's been a while... again.

I'm sorry.

You're looking well.

You haven't aged a day.

Ever.

You're still all kinds of adorable.

And so huggable.

Anyway George...

Not really all that much to write about.

You know how it goes...

Same shit.

Different year.

Robert landed in Australia.

He's going to start filming The Rover.

Kinda exciting... right?

New movie to look forward to.

Seeing Rob stretch his wings... and fly!

What's not to like?

And come on, George...

You know what I'm going to say next

Rob. Is. Walking.

With sunglasses.

With a big ol' smile on his face.

And with his fucking guitar!

Life really is good, isn't it?

But alas, George...

As soon as Rob and Kristen are not in the same city

What happens?

You get the rags and the hags

desperately clinging to the same tired bullshit.

Regurgitating the same boring lies...

 Rob is in another city!

They broke up.

Rob is smiling!

They broke up.

Rob has his guitar!

They broke up.

Rob is wearing sunglasses!

They broke up.

Rob is breathing!

They broke up.

Get my drift, George?

This shit has been going on for as long

as Rob and Kristen have been together.

That's 4 years of this nonsense.

So some gossip rags...

Rags so disreputable that no one takes

anything they say seriously.

(Except the desperate lunatic fringe)

spews some break up garbage to get some hits...

 Anyone with even a small measure of sanity

would look at those types of stories

and laugh out loud at them.

But not the Fringe, George... Never the Fringe.

They hold onto those sort of lies like their

very lives depended on it

Thing is, George...

They ignore everything that preceded

Robert going to Australia.

LIKE THE LAST FOUR YEARS FOR EXAMPLE.

First.

Rob and Kristen live together.

Second.

They are always together unless work or obligation

keeps them apart.

Third.
Rob and Kristen live together.
Fourth.

Just weeks ago... pics of Rob and Kristen

in London surfaced.

Fifth.
Rob and Kristen live together.
Sixth.

 Kristen flew to London

to BE with Robert.
New Years Eve in London is part of their tradition.

She flew into London on the 27th...

And she landed back in LA on January 12th.

How long is that, George?

5 days in December

plus

11 days of January.

Over 2 weeks, George.
Nice vacation, huh?

Kristen and Rob were together for New Years Eve...

and some time later flew into NYC.

Together.

No... there aren't pictures.

And I'm glad.

No pictures of them leaving London.

No pictures of them arriving in NYC.

No pics of Rob leaving OR arriving anywhere for that matter.

I know people like to scream

Pics or it didn't happen...

 But obviously it fucking happened, George...

Rob being in LA proves he had to get on a plane

and fly from one city to the other

EVEN IF there weren't pictures... IT HAPPENED.

But that's not all George...

The Fringe also forget that Kristen met up with Rob

for a Golden Globe after-party.

Convenient... isn't it?

Rob broke up with her... 

yet waited for her outside until she showed up

and then they proceeded to party the night away.

Golly Gee Whiz, George...

Does that sound like a 'break up' to you?

Not if you have functioning brain cells.

I do love how one of the major rationalizations

is that Rob and Kristen never do anything ALONE.

Every time they go out... they seem to have a group

of their friends to go out with.

I never understood how that ever mattered.

At all.

See...

Rob and Kristen share a home together.

They get all the fucking alone time they want.

Whenever they want.

You know?

Why wouldn't they hang out with friends

when they go out in public?

Besides the fact...

Rob and Kristen have to assume they are being watched

ALL THE TIME

Whether it be a casual observer,

Someone who is a fan...

Or the asshole paps who stalk them for a living.

Being in a group makes them less noticeable.

And like I said, George...

They have all the ALONE time they want.

Where it counts.

When it matters.

So now George...

Now the wait is on.

The vultures are tense and on high alert

Will Kristen show up in Australia?

Will they be apart the whole time?

The Fringe are nervous, George.

They are already working on their excuses

if she shows up.

But it's really very simple, George.

Rob and Kristen

Always

End

Up

Together.

That's all anyone needs to know.

This post is brought to you by numbers.

The number of days until Kristen shows

up in Australia.

The number of lame excuses idiots will

try to come up with.

The number of alternate personalities

that the Fringe have.

The number of times people actually type PR

in connection to Rob and Kristen...

and actually BELIEVE it.

This post is also brought to you by...

Hobo-centric

My complete adoration of Tom Sturridge.

Tom is completely Hobolicious.

Do you think we could get him to carry one

of those red sacks on a stick?

I can actually see him doing that.

Hi.

My name is Rose.

I'm a Hobosexual.

There is nothing you can do about it.

I'm completely smitten.

I'm OK with that.

Until next time, George.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Let's Start With Forever...

"At what point did you guys know that you had

really good onscreen chemistry?"

What did Robert say?

I KNEW BEFORE I MET HER.

And while some would say Rob was just joking around

(which he did do a lot in this interview)

There is some precedence to this statement.

Rob did say on many occasions that he wanted

to work with Kristen when he saw her in

"Into The Wild"

and that was the reason he auditioned for Twilight.

So...

The whole 'before I met her' rings true... yes?

And let's talk about the whole 'off camera' incident.

Which wasn't off camera at all.

The Lunatic Fringe

actually took this as some insult.

The Bitter Berts were all offended that 

"Rob is so jealous of Kristen and wanted to slap her

and knock her off her chair!"

"Where's Garrett?? Garrett would never do that!!"

The Nasty Ninnies were all about 

"No real couple would EVER talk about each other like that!"

"Rob really must hate Kristen!! He wants to slap her!"

And both elements of the Fringe were united in their

lopsided delusional ranting 

"I can't wait until He/She dumps Him/Her."

Really?

What part of that did you really believe Rob meant?

That he wanted someone to push her off her chair?

That he wants to slap her?

Really?

Did you see Kristen's response at all?

SHE WAS LAUGHING!!!

ROB WAS LAUGHING!!!

They were teasing and joking with each other.

Has everyone forgotten how they interact?

You REALLY think he was seriously telling Kristen

that he wanted to slap her when a camera was 

on them the whole time?

Good Fucking Grief.

It's like people just ignore all the other stuff

that goes on with Rob and Kristen...

and just focus on the most lame ass shit.

Kristen was positively GLOWING with happiness that day.

Overfuckingflowing with it.

Did she look like someone who was offended by what Rob said?

Or do you think the girl understands his sense of humor?

Do you?

I thought the banter was adorable...

They are so damn cute with each other.

Laughing. Giggling.

In their own little world.

Oh yeah... Taylor was there too.

Yet.

We get the Fringe out there determining

that Kristen should do this...

and Rob shouldn't put up with that

and Kristen needs to stop that

and Rob can't wait for this...

Yada Yada Yada

The drama...

as usual

is self inflicted.

There is no drama between Rob and Kristen.

They are just living their lives

TOGETHER.

HAPPY.

IN LOVE.

It's only the delusional asstards

who feel entitled to decide

what Rob and Kristen should do with their lives

that love to wallow in the bitter foam 

that they are always swimming in.

Digesting.

Spewing.

Gross.

On to better things...

I watched Breaking Dawn 1 last night.

I like this movie.

The wedding.

God.

We've all heard Kristen say 'her' wedding

was her favorite part.

It's mine too.

It's major sap time whenever I watch it.

Seeing Bella all nervous about walking down the aisle...

The way her face fucking lights up

when she sees Edward waiting for her.

The kissing.

And yes... the Prom song.

As soon as they start singing

"I was a quick wet boy 

Diving too deep for coins ..."

I get a bit teary. Still.

I do.

The way they look at each other.

The way they kiss.

The way a part of it seems all so real...

"Have I found you, Flightless Bird?"

Yes.

You found each other.

Let's start with Forever.

**sniffle**

Enough sap?

Probably.

I'm in kinda a mood.

Bitchy/Sappy

Not sure how that works.

But I yam what I yam.

This post is brought to you by things that make me Sappy.

Sappy

Soggy

Mushy

Melty

1. Thomas Sturridge.

Yeah... he's a daddy now

But for some reason that just makes him

all the more appealing.

Tender, loyal, sweet and loving.

What an incredible father he must be.

2. Pattinson. Robert Pattinson.

OK.

So I'm not sure 'sappy' describes how this picture

makes me feel..

But MELTY does.

Yes. It does.

Don't argue with me.

3. Breaking Dawn Wedding Scene.

"It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to

 and accept you for what you are.

 I've been waiting, for what seems like a very long time,

 to get beyond what I am. 

With Kristen Bella I feel like I can finally begin.

So I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride. 

No measure of time with you will be long enough.

 But let's start with forever."

4. Cannes.

Major Saptastic.

Always.

Forever.

And no matter how the Fringe wants to spin it...

They can't deny what we all saw.

Sapilicious.

Saptacular.

Rob and Kristen make me sappy.

In a good way.

In a wonderful way.

In a smiley, giddy, twirly way.

And that's a great way to end this post.

So until next time...

Bye for now