Rambling Rose and Robsten

I was going to type that I don't have a lot to say today...

But it seems every time I do that

I say a lot.

So I will just be Rambling Rose today...

I'm good at that.

Maybe.

Ramble #1

Every time I post about Oregano or Nikki Reed

I get shit.

This is me shrugging my shoulders.

I don't hate on either of them.

Mostly because I don't hate them.

Oregano is just a bland spice whose time is over...

And he's been relegated back to the rack.

As for Ms. Reed?

I gave my opinion about her.

It's my blog...

It's what I do.

I think she's a bit of an attention wh seeker...

So what?

And even though both of them are probably

sitting on a couch somewhere....

crying on each other's shoulders about missing Kristen...

I wish them no ill will.

May they both live long and prosper

(Far away from Rob and Kristen)

Ramble #2

I really don't know why there is such a huge deal 

about the TCA's.

Why, Chuck... Why?

(inside joke)

What do you really expect to happen?

Oh sure...

Rob will laugh and smile...

It's what he does

He's a laughy (shut up, I know it's not a word)

smiley kinda guy.

But it will be a different kinda laughy smiley...

Because it's always different with Kristen

And she won't be there.

But it will still be good to see Robert... yes?

Looking all handsome and gorgeous...

Hopefully scruffy now that he's not working.

I think I've really missed the scruff, you know?

Yeah.

So it will be good to see Robert.

It's always good to see Robert.

 

Yes... scruffy.

Ramble #3

I also get some NONsense about being SO obsessed

with Robert.

"Oh man, I've never seen ANYONE so obsessed... and she's married!"

Sheesh.

If you haven't seen anyone more obsessed than me?

You are fucking blind.

I admit to loving Robert Pattinson...

But seriously... I'm not IN love with the man.

I love his charm

I love his sense of humor

I love watching him walk

I love his movies

I love the way he sings

I love when he plays his guitar

I love how absolutely gorgeous he is

and that he still doesn't believe it.

Yeah... I love a lot of things about Robert Pattinson.

I'm intoxicated.

If I were truly obsessed with Rob...

I wouldn't be so happy for him that he has found Kristen.

I would deny they were together.

I would probably hate Kristen and spew foam 

and vile bitterness about her

I would probably have a NONsense site solely dedicated

to hating on her and endless threads and posts

hating on people who didn't agree with me.

 

As for being married?

Really? Is that all you got?

I know, I know...

I'm fat, old and have no life.

All because I write a blog where

I defend Robert and Kristen.

Does this mean I will get my very own thread, too?

Heh.

Ramble #4

(4... right?)

Why is it people think Robert is going to go

DIRECTLY to London after the TCA's

No passing GO... No collecting $200

but not only that...

Now they KNOW he is staying there until BD starts up.

Really?

You do realize that there are days and days that you don't see Robert.

Days and days.

He can be anywhere in a matter of hours.

He can be back to anywhere in a matter of hours.

It's the wonder of air travel.

Just because you don't SEE Robert or Kristen

doesn't mean they aren't... there.

No one saw Robert get back to LA

But miraculously... he was there!

WOW!

 No one saw Kristen get into Budapest...

But guess what?

SHE WAS THERE!

So...

While in my oh so humble opinion

(and that is what this blog is, after all)

I do think Robert will go back to London for a little bit...

Stay until October?

Fat chance.

 

Do you ever wonder how many times he's been to Montreal?

*TWIRL*

 

This post has been brought to you by the letter *A*

as in AIRPLANE

 

Give me a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter
I don't care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get back to my baby again
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter
Well she wrote me a letter
Told me she couldn't live without me no more
Listen mister can't you see
I gotta get back to my baby once more, anyway

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- Every Move You Make

Body Language.

I know it's been talked about a lot...

Back in October 2008

I wrote a post about 'Chemistry'

And how I thought Robert and Kristen...

were passing the class.

Now the haters will say it means nothing.

But that's because they don't want to believe

what is right in front of them.

Body language is natural... subtle...

You don't think about it

It just happens.

And when it is forced...

or being controlled...

You can read that, too.

This is where it all started for me.

The playful intimacy that Robert and Kristen

shared throughout the MTV interviews

is where I began to believe that they were

definitely more than friends.

Even close friends.

Remember when she picked something off

of the side of his mouth?

(Yummy!)

That is an incredibly intimate thing to do.

I have a lot of male friends...

that I have known for years...

And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be picking

stuff off of their mouths.

I would point at them

and say "Hey you got some shit on your face"

Closeness.

Intimacy.

I mean, they couldn't get closer to each other

without Kristen crawling into Rob's lap.

Back before the movie came out

They were less guarded, less wary...

and you saw a lot more of their

natural attraction to each other.

Their first MTV movie awards.

Still pretty relaxed.

The hype and frenzy hadn't really started yet.

She's really leaning into him.

They are comfortable being this close.

This picture shows a different feeling.

Separation all down their bodies...

Just a casual arm around the other...

What's different?

What's changed?

Oh yeah... Michael Oregano was there.

Kristen had a tendency to behave differently with Robert

When Michael was around.

The Empire Photo Shoot.

Kristen tried really hard not to get too close to Robert.

In a lot of the pictures...

she is kinda twitchy and nervous.

In the Behind-The-Scenes video...

She keeps looking off to the side...

It's like she is trying to show someone

That there isn't anything to worry about.

Yeah... Oregano was there.

And I guess he was right to worry.

;)

Ahh... This photoshoot is full of body language.

Yeah... I know people are all around them...

and a photographer is telling them to pose.

But the chemistry between Rob and Kristen

 was in full force.

Not only are they affectionate

but the way they interact with each other

was so relaxed and easy.

The video is even more convincing...

The body language doesn't lie.

They are on set... yes.

But this is between takes.

Rob has a hold of Kristen's shirt (pants?)

He's so close to her he's laughing

into her hair...

There is nothing fake or forced here.

It's just Kristen and Rob...

being Kristen and Rob.

I love this picture of Robert.

The huge smile on his face.

The huge smile on Camilla's.

But what does the body language say?

Two friends... walking down the street...

Enjoying each others company.

This walk is totally different.

And the body language is off the fucking charts.

Connected from the shoulders...

right down to the hands.

Walking as closely together as they can

I know I've said this before...

But this is an incredibly intimate picture.

And one of the few unguarded moments we 

have been able to look at.

Unfortunately

Robert and Kristen are under such intense scrutiny

that most pictures we get now

are forced and wary.

The natural affection and chemistry

rarely gets seen in public anymore.

Every move they make

Every step they take...

Someone is watching.

The closer they get in real life...

The farther apart they seem in public.

Bye for now.

*Guess what?

This post has nothing to do 

with you*

Pattinson Intoxication. Random Rose.

Random Thoughts.

1. It never ceases to amaze me the response I get from this blog.

I will admit that most of the people that comment...

or write me email...

are positive and very kind with their words.

But of course I have to deal with negativity...

which I always find entertaining.

There are people who are just !shocked! that

I write a blog EVERY day!

And how I must be incredibly deluded and lifeless

to write about people I don't know.

The irony is delicious.

2. Michael Aragano

Aragnano

Angarano.

Look.

I don't hate the guy.

At all.

No hate here.

Zero (weirdness)

But he's always going to be

Oregano to me.

I'm sure shorty spice

(come on... its funny... you know it)

is all kinds of sweet and nice

(and perhaps a bit flavorful sprinkled on food)

He seems like a good guy.

But...

He's no hero.

He dated Kristen Stewart for a while.

He's not anymore.

That's it.

3. Robert Pattinson.

I adore him.

Still.

I was looking at my vast collection

of online pictures.

Did I say vast?

That doesn't cover it.

Not even close.

But it's nice to have at times like these...

Quiet times.

Desolate times.

I need to see Robert's face times.

He's so damn purty.

'You got a purty mouf'

(OK, line from 'Deliverance')

He does have a purty mouf, doesn't he?

Pretty eyes.

Pretty hair.

Pretty nose.

Pretty ears.

Pretty cheekbones.

Pretty jawline...

OK...

I'll stop.

For now.

D. Kristen Stewart.

Man, I admire her stealth.

(and I admire the hell outta her) 

She's been seen... like twice 

since the whole New Moon frenzy has ended.

Sweet.

'Clever girl'

(OK, that's a line from 'Jurassic Park')

(not sure why I'm quoting lame movie lines today)

Kristen has already given me

something to look forward to in 2010

with "The Runaways"

and "Welcome to the Riley's"

Can't wait.

But of course I have to.

Don't want to.

But don't have a choice.

And man... I'm really random today.

And oh yeah.

Kristen was in the UK...

with Robert.

Just thought I would throw that in there.

Kristen.

Robert.

Together.

(That shit STILL makes me smile...) 

5. One of the best parts about 2009

and loving Robert Pattinson?

The wonderful people that I have come to know here.

And while there are a couple I would

like to throw back...

(I mean, seriously scary stalker types)

There are a handful of people I absolutely adore.

Absolutely.

People who make my obsession easier to deal with.

People who make me smile on a daily basis.

People who 'get' me.

(and honestly... I'm not easy to 'get'.)

People that I truly consider friends.

And since I've yet to meet any of these people

face to face... that is saying a lot.

BUT

Hopefully that will change in June...

As I am trying to get my ass to NYC

for the "Eclipse" premiere...

and to meet up with some fantastic ladies...

WOOfuckingHOO!

Thank you Robert Pattinson...

For bringing these witty...

intelligent...

incredibly strong and funny women...

into my life.

6. I love you Robert.

Just in case that was forgotten somehow...

in all the Robsten drama...

I'm still intoxicated.

You are still intoxicating.

Always living in intoxication.

" You're intoxicated by my very presence." ~ Edward Cullen

7. Bye for now.

Oregano Stalks Pocket Edward

I'm bored.

There's nothing really going on in Rob-land...

So I thought I would post some of the pics

I had taken for "Where's Oregano 3- It's Personal"

You know... Where Oregano is always lurking around Rob...

I kinda miss Oregano.

Remember when Rob was 'grazed' by a taxi

while filming Remember Me in NYC?

Some rapid Paparazzi chased him into the street...

Well... I found a pic.

Look who is driving the cab...

Oregano!

And his passenger?

Nikki, of course.

:)

Ah. The Rob manip.

Someone put Rob's beautiful face

on Oregano's stumpy body.

As. Fucking. If.

So there is my version of this picture...

Little green Rob wannabe...

Oregano tried so hard...

for so long...

But we all knew where this would end up.

Didn't we?

I remember vividly when these pics came out.

So much chatter about Rob kissing Emilie.

I saw zero chemistry between them.

And it has nothing to do with me liking Kristen.

Look at how awkward and stiff they are.

Pocket Edward already has the stiff thing working...

(with Oregano hiding in the sand...)

Now...

You may think I don't like

Michael Angarano

(See? I can spell his name right...

if I look it up)

But I really have no ill will

toward the little condiment.

He's the Nice Spice.

And he's supplied me

with much laughter

while making the Oregano videos.

And Nikki Reed?

Well...

I'm sure she's very sweet.

But the way she plastered herself

to Rob and Kristen...

kinda got on my nerves.

The hugging and the kissing

and the arm holding

and the giggling

and the photo ops

and the sharing the cigarette

and the attaching yourself

to whatever will

make people notice you...

Tedious.

I hope Michael and his new Kristen look-alike

are very happy.

I hope Nikki and her Greek Paris

are very happy.

Now that they are out of the picture...

Rob and Kristen look pretty damn happy.

Where is Oregano?

I reluctantly have put the jar

back in the spice cabinet...

I shall miss you.

Bye for now ♥

Oregano Sighting! Is Robsten to Blame?

Oregano has been sighted...

He has been out of the public eye for quite some time

Which is completely out of character

For the #1 Lurker!

Exclusive pic shows what has happened

to Oregano since KStew dumped his flaky ass.

He looks a bit green around the edges...

Poor thing.

Ben & Jerry's and booze... are his only friends.

Bye for now ♥

:)