We'll Always Have Forks...

So...

I've been kinda busy lately.

Life comes at you pretty hard sometimes.

Is that a line from a movie?

Probably.
Sorta.

(Bueller?)

Anyway.

There has been LOTS of Rob and Kristen

(and even some Thomas )

in the news.

Rob was at some Dior thingy

Kristen was at some Chanel thingy

They both looked

P.H.E.N.O.M.E.N.A.L. 

I mean...

with a fucking capital P.

And be honest...

Did it make you kinda giddy that Dean was there with Rob?

Like

all is right with the world.

Things are as they should be.

Seriously.

Wow.

Isn't it wonderful that BOTH

Rob and Kristen

are doing so well in their careers?
They are getting wonderful reviews from critics.

They BOTH look incredible.
They seem happy with their lives.

Isn't it great?

I wish it would be so easy and peaceful.

But alas...

We still get the idiots who have to trash one

to build up the other.

And I mean that on all sides of the aisle.
(Can an aisle have more than 2 sides?)

Take this recent incident... for example.
Rob and Kristen were on the SAME FLIGHT
from Paris to LAX.
OH NO!!!!
#Planegate!
#Flightgate!

Seriously.
The angst
The bitterness
The anger
The giddiness
The nostalgia
The laughs
The endless searching of airplane seating charts!
(It was all fucking hilarious... really)

So HKN and LoonLurker and their crew were SOOOO happy!
Truth Bombs People!
Because if you ride on the same flight as someone...
It means
It means
It means you are secretly married with 3 babies
and you are about to SHARE THE TRUTH
with the world!
OF COURSE IT DOES!!!
Who could possibly miss these kind of signs??
Rob and Kristen had cars waiting for them
and they were parked NEXT to each other!!
They walked through the SAME airport
and out the SAME doors!
TRUTH BOMBS!

And don't you know...

That crease...
That crease on her flat tummy
that's PROOF of her having 3 babies!
Some sort of c-section scar...
OR
It's her showing the world that she is
PREGNANT AGAIN!!!
Maybe twins this time!
(Bella and Edward!!)
Babies number 4 and 5!!
OR
It's from sitting on a plane for 11 hours.
(nah... that's too sane)
I mean...
Kristen's Mom Jules LIKED the pic!
That means BABIES!!!

Yeah... pretty fucking CRAZY isn't it?
And it never stops.
No matter that Kristen was on the plane
with her girlfriend, Stella.
Let's just ignore that Stella has been in her life
EVERYWHERE in her life for months.
Let's just ignore all the pictures of Rob and Twigs
that have been out there for years.
Let's just scream PR! PHOTOSHOP!
whenever something comes up that shows
that you are completely delusional.
Let's ignore every rational thought
 and focus on that crease!
TRUTH BOMBS!!

And let's not forget the PRessed 'fans' OK?
Some of them were pulling out airplane seating charts...
We can't have Rob sitting near Kristen!!
Wait!
There had to be other flights!
Rob and/or Kristen wouldn't fly on purpose on the same plane!
Was this some bizarre PR move by Kristen?
Was she trying to 'cash in' on Rob... AGAIN?
(hahahahahahaha)
It burns their biscuits
that Rob and Kristen were in close proximity
for any length of time
Even though as I mentioned before...
Kristen was with Stella.
(Poor Stella... always thrown aside)
And Rob and Kristen have been broken up for years
(REPEAT AFTER ME- ROB AND KRISTEN
ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER
SO WHY DOES KRISTEN STILL BOTHER YOU??
OR
WHY DOES ROB STILL BOTHER YOU??)
There were all these bitter rants...
(My favorite being this one)
"ROBSTEN IS DEAD BITCHES!"
"ROB AND KRISTEN
WILL NEVER EVER BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!"

No shit?
It was a fucking plane ride, Dickwad.
Why so fucking worried?

No one has any idea what kind of relationship
Rob and Kristen may or may not have.
They could be friendly.
They could talk.
Who knows?
It doesn't mean they are going to run back
into each others arms... 
Does anyone really want that at this point?
(OK... Don't fucking answer that.)
Let's face it...
No matter where they are now
No matter if they talk or not
Even if they hate each others guts...
Kristen will always have so much more of Rob
than you ever will.

There has been an endless showings

of Twilight... New Moon... etc

on TV lately.

I read that some people have a hard time

watching these movies.

I don't feel that way.

I enjoy them.

Twilight and New Moon especially.

They make me smile.

Rob and Kristen make me smile.

They were so in love...

and going through the Twilight Tornado...

Together.

Their bond was so strong.

It was fun to watch.

It may be over

but we'll always have Forks.

This post is brought to you by the letter L

and the letter T.

L for

Fucking LET it go.

Stop bitching about Kristen for just ONE day.

Do you think its possible?

Stop insulting Rob for 24 hours...

Can you do it?

Stop comparing Kristen and Twigs

and leave them both alone.

Stop using one as an excuse to bash the other.
Stop pretending you know what is going on
in their personal lives.
You don't.
Stop vomiting bullshit and declaring it the truth.
Just because you say it...
doesn't make it TRUE.

T for...

TOM!

He's in the play 1984

and let's talk about how quirky and weird Tom is.

I love it.

He's so... Tom.

Part of his ENORMOUS charm.

Green Sheep.

Fucking Forever.

P.S. New Moon is on my TV right now...

and my favorite quote was just on

Jake- I love you

So... Please... don't make me choose.

Because it will be him.

It's always been him.

It's always been him.

Goddamn.

I loved Bella and Edward.

I will always miss them.

And then forever.

Until next time

Bye for now.

Just Another Manic Monday...

What's new in the ever fascinating

world of internet fandom?

Nothing much.

Same shit.

Different day.

Sometimes its different shit

same day...

But you know how it goes.

Anyway... let's see what we have.

1. Kristen at Sundance

Her film "Certain Women"

was getting wonderful reviews

especially Kristen's performance.

No surprise there.

Sundance and Kristen equal Brilliant.

Always.

2. Rob's hair

Rob is working on "Good Time" right now in NY

and I guess he got a perm for the role.

It's hard to really gauge the depth of curliness...

But there was much ado about it.

I would like to see him on set and the perm

in its full glory...

3. Nicholas Hoult

I think he's pretty.

And tall.

Like REALLY tall.

And he's British.

And did I mention how adorable he was?

And tall?

I post about Nicholas Hoult

BECAUSE I CAN.

Some people seem to get all bent about it

But too fucking bad.

I like him.

A lot.

And I'm looking forward to this

oh... and this...

No matter the circumstances of their relationship...

There ain't NOTHING wrong with that.

4. Thomas Sturridge

I adore him completely.

He has a role in "Hollow Crown- War of the Roses"

playing Henry VI.

Stellar cast.

And seriously people...

go watch some of Tom's films.

He's really quite good at what he does.

5. Baby Cray

The Baby Cray have taken it up a notch

to full blown insanity.

Whats new?

As usual... any picture that doesn't fit their 

psychotic agenda is

PHOTOSHOPPED!

It's the GO TO excuse.
The ONLY excuse.

I mean... seriously.

How can anyone just sit there and believe that shit?

They argued for days about the pics of Rob getting a perm

Look at the snow!

Look at the lights!

The pics are old!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

All to secure their fantasy that Rob was never in London

all this time... with Twigs.

(Don't look at the man behind the curtain)

I'm sorry (not really) that I laugh at this lunacy

I can't seem to help it.

They contradict themselves at every turn

and its quite entertaining.

They ignore all evidence that Rob is with Twigs

and instead pull out pictures of Rob/Kristen

that are YEARS old.

People are being lied to...

And People are most definitely lying.

Liar. Liar. Pants. On. Fire.

No insider 'Cuz'

(alternate personalities don't count)

No super secret sources.

No FBI photo analysts

The whole "if you knew what we know"

really doesn't fly.

(not that it ever did)

Because it's quite obvious that 

You know dick shit.

Kristen said so.

6. Kristen's interview with Variety

Well.

You all know by now that Variety 

erroneously (purposely) attributed Kristen's comments to “diversity.”

They have since clarified above that her comments 

were addressing gender equality.

It didn't take long for the hyenas

to come out for the attack.

They smelled blood.

They all wanted a piece of Kristen.

They ripped and shredded.

Even when it was clear what Kristen was referring to...

The hyenas continued their attack.

"Well... she was attacking women.

Does that make it better?"

Except Kristen's views on gender equality

are well known.

She's a feminist.

She works with women on projects

about women starring women

directed by women.

Yeah... maybe she could have worded 

her response a bit better...

(I guess not everyone is as perfect as you are)

But you all know what she meant.

Even the blood thirsty hyenas.

It sucks to want to try and hurt Kristen

time and time again...

yet her career is on FIRE.

And that burns you most of all.

7. Rob fan.

It irritates (some) people that I don't talk enough about Rob.

As I said before...

Not much to say.

Dior ad.

Good Times.

Perm.

If my ovaries don't burst on every tweet

and in every post...

I must not be a fan anymore!

Well of course that's complete bullshit.

As always...

I don't get why its so important how much I talk about Rob.

or how I talk about Rob.

What's it to you?

I talk about what I want...

and I'm sorry if I don't talk about Twigs

(I don't care about her)

or Rob's perm.

I go see/buy his movies.

That's all I need to do.

Oh. And.

I don't keep my blog name

to annoy idiots out there 

who are somehow offended by it.

Really?

Like I would let some random people

dictate what I should do.

Right. OK.

I keep the name because I like it.

And I still like Rob.

Because I've had it for over 7 years

and its mine.

I don't keep it to spite anyone.

Or to garner more 'hits'

because honestly...

I'm guessing if I called it 

Kristen Stewart Intoxication

it would get more.

I've never been about hits...

I don't care.

I write this because I want to

not because I have to.

And in closing...

Kristen Stewart is better than you.

And you.

And definitely you.

And you know who you are

I adore her.

She's not perfect.

She's flawed.

But that's all part of her immense charm.

And you know she has 'something'

that keeps you all hanging on her every move

and her every word.

Admit it.

Robert Pattinson is with FKA Twigs.

I wish he would just marry her already...

and maybe that will shut up the Cray.

Although I'm sure they will find 

some sort of conspiracy theory

to cover it up.

It is interesting to note that the crazy

isn't just in this fandom.

I just read recently where some fans

of 1D won't accept the fact that

one of the boys recently had a baby with someone.

There are pics of her pregnant...

Pics of him with the baby...

Yet.

It's FAKE.

It's PHOTOSHOPPED.

I mean.

And here we have people 

desperately making fake babies!!!

Wow.

One last thing.

I loved Rob and Kristen together.

I really did.

I spent a lot of time talking about them

I enjoyed every minute.

But guess what?

I love Rob and Kristen APART

even more.

I think they are better apart.

And they both seem happy with their life.

At least we will always have Paris.

It was sweet...

while it lasted.

But the party's over...

It's time to call it a day.

With acceptance

comes peace.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy 2016!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

It's 2016.

I don't need to tell you how fast time 

seems to go by...

Well.

At least for some of us.

*cough*

I don't usually make 'resolutions'

for the New Year...

Do.

Or Do Not.

There is no Try.

You know?

But I am going to make an effort

to post a bit more often.

Did that make you cringe?

Ha!

I hope so!

Anyway.

Let's take a look at what has

happened in the fandom

in the past week.

1. Kristen's HOT January.

(and its only the 11th)

If you are a fan of Kristen's

(and if you read this... 

you know I most certainly am)

and even if you aren't a fan

All the critics awards she has been nominated for

haven't gone unnoticed.

Someone sent this to me...

I'm not sure its completely accurate

but even if there are one or two mistakes

(and I'm not saying there is)

Fucking A... Right?

How incredible and well deserved.

So what does this have to do with the first week of 2016?

Well.

We got this:

Kristen Attends The “Clouds of Sils Maria” 

Special Screening Q&A In NYC

And this:

Kristen Attends The New York Film Critics Circle Awards

And this:

Kristen at film society of Lincoln Center's luncheon in NYC 

And this...

Kristen at the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon

And...

*whew*

This.

Kristen attends the national board of review gala in NYC.

Brilliant.

Beautiful.

Bold.

Bundle of Energy.

The girl works hard.

And its paying off.

Big time.

Look at her.

She's never looked better...

or happier.

And I'm positively THRILLED for her.

And I would be lying if I didn't say

that I got some smug satisfaction

that all those nasty bitter bitches

who said she was 'washed up'

would never work again

And wanted to burn her at the stake...

have to eat their fucking words.

You know it has to be hard to swallow...

and I hope they choke on every syllable.

(Sorry? Not even a little bit)

2. Rob's Dior Ad.

As commercials go... it was OK.

Short.

Sweet.

After the last ad...

I gotta say it was a wee bit underwhelming. 

But Rob does look great in it.

Who does dark and broody better than him?

He also starts filming "Good Time"

some time soon...

I'm looking forward to seeing set pics.

(and I'm sorry if I don't have a lot to say

about Rob...

But there isn't much to talk about right now.

And no...

I won't change the name of my blog.)

3. The 3D Club.

What is the 3D club you ask?

When you're referencing the Baby Loons...

The D's stand for

Delusional

Desperate

and

Denial.

Unfortunately

they've been busy so far this year.

As usual whenever new pics of Rob and Twigs show up..

They go into rabid overdrive trying to show the pics

are fake and photoshopped.

And of course the "Cuz" has to make an appearance

to soothe the savage beasts.

HKN even went so far as to put this on her blog...

"Red circle for the dipshidiots that don’t get it.

 And the cuz says yes that’s who we think it is."

Hmmm.

Who do WE think it is?

Because it most certainly isn't Rob.

And if you watch TMZ's video of this 

you can see very clearly that this guy

who is certainly NOT Rob

doesn't even get in the car with them.

So tell me HKN/Cuz?

WHO DO WE THINK IT IS?

And honestly.

IF Rob had been anywhere near Kristen...

You don't think TMZ or any of the Paps

would have been snapping endless pictures of him?

You don't think it would have been all 

over entertainment media? 

So how is that for Delusional?

Then this was posted...

Desperation!

ALL OF THESE PICTURES AREN'T REAL.

ALL FAKE.

Imagine that!

Rob wasn't at the airport.

Rob wasn't at his friends birthday party.

Rob wasn't out to dinner with his parents and Twigs.

Rob wasn't at a store

or walking the streets of London.

And Lord knows...

Rob wasn't out walking in London

holding hands with Twigs!!!

DENIAL!

Rob is in NYC with his wife Kristen

and their 2 baby girls!

FACT!!!

But wait!

It gets better!

See the shadowy hooded figure in the reflection

of the window behind Kristen??

THAT IS (not)ROB!

(although its probably the fan's friend)

Don't worry that no mention was made of 

him being there...

That the fan who is in the pic failed to include Rob

in this fantastic picture!

Never mind that the ghost in the reflection...

doesn't even look like Rob

unless you are counting the grey hoodie...

which in that case

the fan in the pic could be Rob too!!!

And this is (not)ROB too!!!

See that leg??

ROB!!!

Again...

No mention of him being anywhere near Kristen.

Not a peep from anyone.

I'm sure these fans just don't care... Right?

iRob and Kristen were wandering around NYC together.

And somehow ...

Some way...

The paps managed to miss the biggest coup of the year!!!

It doesn't even look like Rob...

except background guy has legs.

And Rob has legs too!

Lets recap...

ALL the pics where Rob is clearly seen

with his friends and Twigs... etc

( in London)

ARE FAKE.

ALL the pics where you see a leg

and a blurry reflection...

THOSE ARE ROB!!!

Look at the way he's holding his drink!

It's Rob!!!

(Feel free to add FACT! Or TRUTH! to the end

of these sentences to make it more convincing)

Jesus.

And they don't even see the insanity of it all.

That's the scariest part.

Edit: Just in case you don't 

Comprehend the sarcasm...

I don't for one second believe that

Rob and Kristen are married with 2 babies.

No way.

No how.

4. NicSten >>>> RobSten

Well.

Lookie here.

Leaving their hotel together....

Cute as hell.

Hey.

I'm not a "Nicsten".

Yes I think they are adorable together

but whatever their relationship is...

I'm not concerned.

But it's apparent that there is some 

sort of relationship... Yes?

It does piss a lot of people off though...

and that I do find amusing.

Too bad Kristen doesn't ask for our advice.

She seems happy just living her life

with whomever she wants.

The thing is?

Nic and Kristen have hung around kinda a lot

when they get the chance..

(And not always work related)

and considering how busy they both are

that's quite the feat.

Whenever they are in the same vicinity...

there they are.

Things that make you go...

Hmmmmm.

(and is it any wonder she is so damn smiley

and happy these days...)

Let me reiterate that

my feet are firmly on the ground.

No ships for me.

I'm just standing on the shore...

and saying how pretty that ship is.

Look but don't ship.

That's my motto.

(for now)

But Nicsten over Robsten

because hey...

Robsten is over.

Since May 2013

There have been a shitload more pics

of Nicholas and Kristen together

than Rob and Kristen

(because there hasn't been any of Rob and Kristen)

So...

"just saying"

5. Thomas Sturridge

There really hasn't been much Tom news unfortunately.

(I did recently watch "Far from the Madding Crowd"

and I liked it... Loved Tom)

Although there was a birthday party with all his mates

(Rob included)

but no pics of him that I saw.

He's a low key kinda guy.

There was a tweet where someone in Soho

said they saw him and Rob hanging out the other day...

I like that idea.

Shaggy and Scrappy.

Friends to the end.

Nothing wrong with that.

Happy 2016

I truly hope you find all the 

peace and happiness

that you deserve.

Until next time.

Bye for now.