Please Read With Proper Sarcasm

A couple of thoughts...

1. I could Write about the

Walking Wolverine.

Which is a very nice thing to Write about.

I enjoy Writing about the

Walking Wolverine.

He had a great time at TIFF.

Maps To The Stars got Wonderful reviews.

The man cleans up... Well.

And come on...

Walking Wolverine 

in a Wonderful blue suit

With Wickedly Wild Wavy hair

is fucking Wow.

2. All the incredible reviews

that STILL ALICE has received at TIFF

Especially Julianne Moore AND Kristen...

Well.

It's real and it's SPECTACULAR!

Gotta admit that I'm loving all the positive feedback
that Kristen is getting
but also the fact that she is SHINING so brightly right now.
Living well... and working well
is the BEST revenge.
(gnaw on that haters)

3. I want to ask if you have noticed

that the Lunatics that screech the loudest -

"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby!"

"Rob and Kristen will NEVER EVER be back together!"

"Rob hates Kristen and has nothing to do with her!"
"Rob's career is OVER!"
"Kristen's career is OVER!"

- Are the ones who are the neediest

and most insecure in what they believe?

Let's take the "Japan Beanie"
as an example.

So there was some video
that showed Rob getting in a car with some friends...
And even though the video was mere seconds
and blurry as shit...

"ROB IS WEARING A JAPAN BEANIE!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
KRISTEN WAS IN JAPAN!!!"
(You know... when Rob flew to Japan then flew to LA
then flew back to Japan before flying to NYC and then he
flew back to LA before flying to Toronto before he
flew to Singapore!
All to throw off the paps!!!)
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

And then of course you have the other side
of the Fringe...

"YOU PHOTOSHOPPED IT!
IT'S NOT A JAPAN SYMBOL!
NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!
IT CAN'T BE!!"
(You know... the people who claim to not 'care'
about Kristen but can't seem to stop obsessing over what she says
and what she does and who she is with...
all the damn time.)

I wish I were making this up.
But alas...
People were freaking out over a beanie.
And why? To what end, exactly?
It's the same people who are SO SURE
they KNOW what is going on with Rob and Kristen
that flip out over the slightest thing.
Like a beanie.

Insecurity thy name is Lunatic Fringe.

Probably the most stunning picture of Kristen... EVER.

Hi there.

4. Google
I didn't know if I should even address this.
This site put Rob and Kristen as 'partners'
Is this the end all... be all?
Really?
That's what you are going hang your beanie on?
This brings me back to the insecure and needy
who cling to any fucking thing.
Beanies.
Tweets from disgruntled Brides
Unfounded self proclaimed experts.
A plethora of relatives who work for Kristen...
(and why is it that they never work for Rob?)
Insiders and sources that seemingly pop up out of nowhere
Endless blurry pictures and videos

Good.
Fucking.
Grief.

Are you really that desperate
that you can't believe in something without this bullshit?
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

5. FKA TWIGS
Who?
Well... walk next to Robert Pattinson
and you are guaranteed intense media scrutiny.
Attention.
But.
She doesn't want that.
Right?
Remember Dylan Penn?
Rob was supposedly as 'smitten' with her
as he is with Twigs.
In fact...
You could go back thru the past articles
attaching a female to Rob
posted by People/E!/Other various rags
and just take out whatever name is in there
Be it
Riley Keough
Imogen Kerr
Katy Perry
Dylan Penn
Caitlin Cronenberg
Sia
Sydney Liebes
Sarah Roemer
Emilie de Raven
Mystery Blonde
Mystery Brunette
Mystery Redhead
Etc.
Etc.
And just put in the new "love" of the week.
(and please remember that all of the above
were never dating Rob)

Is Rob dating Twigs?

Are they just friends?

I guess that's for Rob to know...
and for us to over analyze and obsess over
to find out.
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

6. Rob and Kristen
 I miss them.

When will I see you again?

And so it goes.

This post is brought to you by
Tom and Sienna

Still going strong after 3.5 years...
and a beautiful baby girl.

And by these incredible pictures...

Why?
Because it STILL chaps their hide.

Until next time.

Bye for now

And remember...
Love is LONG.

#RobAndKristen

Free Your Mind...

"New/Old pics from Cannes 2012"

THIS is how you suck a neck!

Well damn.

I NEVER get tired of this stuff.

I don't care if its two years old...

It's fucking beautiful.

THEY.

ARE.

BEAUTIFUL.

Anyway...

Let's move on to the hip happenings 

going on in our wonderful blessed fandom 

this past week.

Let's see.

1.  Gorgeous picture of Rob.

What's he been up to?

Well...

'Maps To The Stars' will have its North American Premiere

 at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival in Sept. 

BRILLIANT NEWS!

Plus he is going to London the first week of August

to promote The Rover!

So more promo Rob!!

And a 'new' interview with The Vent.
It's pretty good.
I like when they let Rob talk.
It's always interesting.
One of the quotes that stands out?

Q: How do you deal with appearing so frequently in the tabloids?

“I don’t read them. I think I’m slowly trying my best
 to get out of all that kind of media, 
just being in gossip magazines and stuff.
 I don’t quite know how to do it, but I’m trying my best.”

2. Lovely Kristen.

Well... she's in Japan

getting ready to film "EQUALS"

with this guy...

Nicholas Hoult

Yeah.

I kinda like him.

I have an affinity for tall lanky guys 

with British accents and blue eyes.

I guess I have a 'type'...

hahaha.

Fan pics from Japan!

And let's not forget that

STILL ALICE

will also be showing at TIFF in Sept!!

How lucky is Julianne Moore?

Two movies at TIFF

one with Rob... one with Kristen.

What an interesting cross connection...

I'm always so excited when Rob/Kristen
start a new project.

Everything is Win/Win!

There are a lot of people who would LOVE it if
Rob and Kristen
were indeed married with a baby.
I would be positively THRILLED for them.
But...
Just saying it doesn't make it so.
Even when you invent Expert Cousins
who oh so conveniently appear to back up your claims.
How fortunate!
A Cousin who supposedly knows Rob and Kristen are married...
That Rob won't change a poopy 'nappie'
Yet for some reason is focused on
pink flamingos and backpacks?

 And that brings us to the
"Forensic Face Recognition Experts"
Um. OK. Sure.
Well..
I'm 99.9999999999999% sure that
even IF (and that's a big fucking if)
such intricate identifications were indeed possible
That these people wouldn't be wasting their time
with some dark fuzzy indistinct pictures
of two actors from some random blog
trying to prove that it was indeed
Rob and Kristen at the Taco Truck!
(Or in the library with the lead pipe!)
Who the FUCK even cares?
Why would they even bother with such minor details if they have
already determined that Rob and Kristen are married?

Its not the message that anyone cares about
If you want to believe that
Rob and Kristen
have a house full of babies
and live on the moon
that's entirely up to you...
Believe whatever you want!
Its the messenger.
There hasn't been any real honest truth
(or actual PROOF)
to any thing that has been said.
More than a few of you get downright nasty
whenever anyone doesn't agree with your opinion.
You lie to people.
You lie about people.
How can anyone prove you wrong
when you haven't been right?

Final thoughts.

1. This whole 'woe is me
quit picking on me' victim bullshit
is getting kinda old.
I've been writing this blog for almost 6 years.
(I know... I know)
And I've learned
sometimes rather painfully
That when you put out opinions
and blunt points of views
Sometimes you get love back
But... alas
You're gonna get hate, too.
Who knew?
But hey... it comes with the territory.
Not everyone is going to agree with you
Not everyone is going to like you.
You put shit out there...
You get shit back.
Its the nature of the game.
I suggest you deal with it
Quit your fucking whining
and listen to "Garden Party"

"But it's all right now
I've learned my lesson well
You see you can't please everyone
So you got to please yourself"

Believe me.
You will be a whole lot happier.

2. I think its hilarious that people
let other people
tell them who
to follow... or unfollow on Twitter.
I guess the term "sheep"
can be sadly appropriate sometimes.

I don't care who you follow.
I don't look through peoples lists
and let that dictate whether or not I like them.
If they make me laugh.
Make me think.
If I find myself interested in what they have to say
and they are decent people
I will follow them.
It's really that simple.
Why would you let someone else
tell you who you should like?

3. I adore Tom Sturridge
Green.
Sheep.
Forever.
And don't even fucking
think you know.
You don't.

4. Hey! I have an expert too!
She just called and said...

"I'm fine. We're fine."


This blog is brought to you by Francis.

Lighten the fuck up.

If you find yourself getting mad and yelling
and being all upset and angry
over things that don't impact your life
over thing you can't control...
You will never be happy.

And that's a shame.

Because being happy is fucking great.
I highly recommend it.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Free Your Mind...
The Rest Will Follow.

Baby Talk

Read at your own risk...

 I not only talk about my belief

in Robert and Kristen

I also discuss 'The Baby'

You've been warned.

We WILL see this again.

Well another week has flown by...

I mean

It's the middle of March already!

Life does have a way of moving along

even if you wish it would slow down.

So...

What's new in the last week?

1. Rob still looks fantastic in his 50s haircut.

And clothes.

And let's face it... 

The whole look suits him.

Perfectly.

So we got a bit of him running

and laughing

and riding motorcycles

and just looking like he's enjoying every minute of LIFE.

Even with the grumpy face above.

Even grumpy Rob face is cute face.

oh and...

How long have we been waiting for THIS???

Then we have Kristen...

She's on set.... working with Julianne Moore.

LOVE IT!

Again...

Kristen looks so happy and in her element.

Both her and Rob look FANfuckingTASTIC.

Maybe being out of L.A. has its benefits?

And truly...

How GORGEOUS is Kristen in the shot with her stylist?

It's pretty obvious they adore each other

and there really isn't anything sweeter than

seeing Kristen laugh...

Except maybe to see Rob laugh.

Or maybe to see Rob and Kristen laugh together?

Yeah...

I know.

I'm all crazy and weird just because 

I believe Rob and Kristen are FAR FROM OVER.

That's just me.

I've said it once...

I will say it again.

I know what I believe

I believe what I know.

oh and...

http://curealz.org/heroes/fans-kristen-stewart

Each year, fans of actress Kristen Stewart come together and raise money for charity in honor of her birthday, which is April 9th. This year, fans voted and have chosen Alzheimer’s research as the cause they want to contribute to. Kristen is currently filming the movie, Still Alice, based on the book by Lisa Genova which is about a woman who is suffering from early onset Alzheimer’s disease. Many fans have had loved ones also affected by this disease and want to help find a cure.  Our goal is to raise as much money as we can by her birthday. If you make a donation via PayPal or check, please be sure to note Kristen Stewart's name in the memo field.

Thank you to all who contribute to this important cause.

- See more at: http://curealz.org/heroes/fans-kristen-stewart#sthash.m6WuZimX.dpuf

This is a wonderful cause

and a great way to do something good in Kristen's name.

If you can....

Donate.

Rob seems to like kissing foreheads...

I was going to talk about recent emails in this post

But 95% of them have been 'about the baby'

So not much really new...

How can you not see the baby?

Don't you believe in the baby?

You're just jealous that you weren't the one

who started babygate!

Why are you terrified of the baby?

You don't want to believe in the baby because

you are a hater!

Kristen is definitely having a baby and you

will never have Rob!

Did you see the video of the baby moving?

You have to be blind and stupid not to see the baby!

I love that people are having meltdowns over the baby.

The 'inmates are restless' because of the baby!

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

It doesn't even look like a real word anymore.

In fact...

None of this seems real.

Couple of things...

No. I'm not terrified of Kristen being pregnant.

If she chooses to have a baby...

I would be thrilled for her.

No. I'm not afraid, blind, stupid,

restless or having a meltdown.

I'm not on a 'high horse'

I just don't agree with you.

Yes. I saw the video of Kristen's blouse moving.

No. I'm not jealous of anything remotely 

connected to this.

Jealous of what exactly?

No. I don't want Rob or Kristen to myself.

I believe they belong to each other.

Yes. I've been pregnant. Twice.

(and I have the 2 most perfect, handsome

smart, adorable boys on the planet,

Thank you very much.)

So I'm pretty sure you can't 

'suck in your stomach'

with a baby in utero 

Kristen doesn't look pregnant to me.

Maybe she does to you.

Whatever floats your boat.

But disagreeing with someone

doesn't make them a hater.

It's not mocking you.

It's not bullying you.

It's a difference of opinion.

No. I don't have another 'secret hater blog'

(because there are only 2 or 3 people who write blogs... right?)

This is the only blog I have.

I say all I need to say right here.

I've never been shy to give my opinion.

The "Book Blog"  is not connected with me.

I have no input in their posts.

They have no input in what I post.

Just because someone comments on a blog

doesn't mean they are involved in writing it.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Yes. I look forward to the day this is over.

It can't be long now.

This has been going on since those

pics of Kristen swimming from Sils Maria.

Taken the last week of September 2013.

That's almost 6 months ago.

And for someone to be noticeably pregnant...

I'm guessing she would have been 10-12 weeks along?

Here's a picture from the last couple of days...

Do you see 6 months difference?

I don't.

But hey...

That's just me.

Like I said... believe what you want.

It's matters little to me.

But I am allowed an opinion...

and I did it without calling names

and making it personal.

Imagine that.

This post is brought to you by

The Moon.

Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.

I have COMPLETE faith in Rob and Kristen.

I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.

And by

Tom Sturridge.

Who hangs the moon and the stars.

Final thought.

what you have just read is MY opinion.

I haven't chased anyone down and tried

to make them change their mind.

I don't go harassing people who don't agree with me.

I haven't personally attacked anyone.

(can you say the same?) 

You came here to read my thoughts....

I didn't come to you.

Remember that.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

And don't forget...

LOVE is fucking LONG.