Rob and Kristen- Together... As Always.

What can I possibly say here?

Well.

Here we are again.

Rob is still in Australia as of this writing...

and this is his last stop before he gets some time off.

Is it wrong for me to want that?

Not only for Robert who must be exhausted...

but for me.

Because I'm exhausted, too.

I swear.

I can't keep up with all the pictures and videos and interviews.

I'm doing a rather shitty job of fangirling lately.

BUT.

I did finally get to see WFE over the weekend.

And I don't have much to add that hasn't already been said.

The movie was beautiful to watch.

Robert was beautiful to watch.

The cast was great...

Especially Tai.

Funny how you just want to hug her...

I thought Robert did a great job in this movie.

I really did.

He gets stronger and better with every movie.

So I can't wait to see whatever is next.

I think what I love most about Rob's acting...

Is that he does so much of it... with just his face.

The way he looks

The way he smiles

The way his eyes look pained... or happy... or well up with tears.

He shows EVERYTHING on his beautiful face.

I love that about him.

I loved the circus. The animals.

The scenery.

It was all so gorgeous to look at.

 

Favorite parts?

 

1. Robert.

He not only showed that he can hold his own

against high caliber actors...

He looks absolutely fantastic doing it.

Sweaty. Dirty. T-shirts.

Polished. Tux. Leather jacket.

And what the hell...

The necklace he wore...

Why is that so damn sexy??

 

 

2. Robert and Tai.

So completely adorable.

Rob's love of animals shows in every scene with her.

LOVE.

3. Christoph.

He plays a helluva bad guy, doesn't he?

Some people just have that face...

that voice...

That demanding presence.

Brilliant.

4. I thought Reese looked gorgeous

and did a good job.

But I was really too busy looking at Robert.

 

5. The Hyenas.

Yes.

Gotta tell you I thought it was hilarious.

And the best part?

From an interview with Madame Le Figaro

"And there were a couple of hyenas as well...

They were...uh... that was more complicated to be around them.

Cuz they just want to eat you"

Can I just say...

Rob knows.

Oh YES... He knows.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES...

And YES!

 OK.

What didn't I like about the movie?

I pretty much liked the whole thing.

I enjoyed it from start to finish.

It made me cry.

It made me laugh.

It did what it was supposed to do...

But I will be honest.

Not a lot of chemistry with Rob and Reese.

Yeah yeah...

I'm sure some people just think I don't want to see it...

But I didn't.

The kisses were as innocent as you can get

No real passion.

No portraying how much they wanted each other.

It was all... kinda generic.

Like... 

Oh well... have to throw this love scene in here.

But other than the lack of chemistry?

LOVE
LOVE
LOVE 

Water For Elephants.

Why do I want to see Edward and Bella married so much?

Final thoughts.

The MTV movie awards are coming in June (I think)

I've always made it abundantly clear that I don't get 

into the whole voting thing...

But I just find it absolutely HIGHLARIOUS

that the people who scream

"NO ONE CURR"

are the ones going to MTV and voting

and voting

and voting

against Rob and Kristen.

Are the ones who screech the loudest

most vile, disgusting insults...

who bring the most crazy.

So yeah...

GO CRAZY... CRAZY.

Vote

Vote

Vote

Because only people who don't 'CURR'

bother with things like that.

Right?

Just Because.

I finally got my copy of 

Waiting For Forever.

So...

I can't wait to see Tom.

And that's what I am going to do right now!

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom

LOVE HIM.

T for Truth.

Robert wants to be with Kristen.

T for Only Time will Tell.

Where will Rob and Kristen turn up.

We already know it will be

TOGETHER!

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen and Bear. Oh My.

Um. Yeah.

I have a lot of random thoughts today.

Sorry.

I apologize in advance.

I've been so busy with 'real life'

(as opposed to my fake one)

That I haven't been able to sit down and post.

And that kinda sucks.

So...

1. I've been accused of 'hiding' since Kristen didn't show 

up in London like I hoped she would.

OK.

Thing is...

I just offered my opinion...

I thought she would show up there.

And lets face it...

A LOT of people thought she would show up.

Oh yeah sure I had a more than a few birdies

Did you HEAR???

Whispering in my ear that 

Kristen was going to travel with Rob

Kristen was going to London

Kristen was on a plane to London

Etc...

And as usual... I took it all with a grain of salt.

Because shit changes.

ALL the time.

And hey... I'm a romantic sap and I really wanted

Kristen to go to London and hang out with Robert.

But.

In reality...

He was incredibly busy these last weeks

and it was a grueling schedule.

Not much fun when you think about it.

So what have we learned?

A. I will always get shouty CAP emails

telling me how wrong I am

How I don't know anything.

blah blah blah.

It was my opinion... that's all.

And really...

I still hope she goes.

Robert will be back in a few days... right?

:))

B. I take everything I read/hear with a block of salt.

Why don't you?

Nothing is written in stone.

I'm not afraid to give my opinion...

I don't hide behind locked forums

and locked twitter accounts.

What you see is what you get.

C. I said I had people chattering to me about 

Kristen going to London.

But I also had people telling me it wasn't going to happen.

In retrospect... I should have realized they made sense...

But when it comes to Rob and Kristen...

I'm a glass half full kinda girl.

And I'm always hoping.

Besides its better than being a Hater

and being this kind of bird...

Scavenger.

OK.

2. Kristen at the Met Gala.

Stunning as always.

Personally?

I thought Kristen looked absolutely gorgeous.

She can't help it.

Her hair/makeup was flawless.

Her dress was edgy and the color was beautiful on her.

Now...

I'm no fashion diva.

Far from it.

But I know what I like.

I loved a lot about Kristen's dress...

She looked amazing

The only thing that I didn't care for was 

how it seemed too heavy for her petite frame...

and perhaps a bit too long.

Kristen has a lovely figure...

And it seemed a bit hidden under that material.

But that being said...

She still rocked that red carpet.

And the most beautiful part of the evening

was Kristen herself.

She looked gloriously happy and self assured

Didn't she?

She was smiling and radiating confidence.

Simply

Stunning.

Careful now...

3. WFE promotion.

I'm exhausted.

Can't imagine how Robert feels.

And now he's in Australia.

Damn.

And thats a long way to go for a few days.

Good thing he has some time off before he

starts with Cosmopolis.

Where oh where will he go?

Heh.

On the road of life...

It's not where you go

But who's by your side.

And that will be Kristen.

That much I will guarantee.

In fucking granite.

♥

Awwwww...

4. Kristen didn't show up in London

(this time around)

But you know...

Having her show up in NYC with Bear?

I think that's even better!

And oh my...

Bear is the most adorkably awkward puppy 

isn't he?

So damn cute!

Awwwwww....

So what happened as soon as these pics were released?

Oh dear.

The apocalypse.

Major foaming.

MAJOR.

This is the Haters when they saw the pics...

Heh.

Oh because you know how it goes...

Kristen hates the dog

but is using him for ...

wait for it...

PR!!!

YES!!

Of course she is.

And not only that...

She is dragging the puppy.

And she is evil and cruel.

JFC.

Do any of those haters realize that most puppies

don't LIKE leashes.

They have to be trained on leads...

Puppies either pull your arms out of their sockets

or pull and balk when you try to walk.

But it doesn't really matter because

Kristen is only using Bear to get publicity

Because we all know that Summit MADE her take the dog

out for a walk.

"DO IT NOW!"

And how DARE she take her and Rob's puppy

(Yes, you fucking KNOW it's their dog)

with her when she travels.

And walking it in the rain no less!

OH NO!

Doesn't Kristen know that puppies melt when they get wet?

Rain is abuse!

Give

Me

A

Break.

Again.

For 'people' who claim to only care about Rob and his career...

Who insist they are 'IDontGiveAFucksten'

You spend 99% of your time whining about Kristen

Hating Kristen.

Writing endless rant after rant...

(and we are talking all day. Everyday)

about Kristen.

She fucking OWNS you.

And stop pissing and moaning about how 'mean'

everyone is treating you.

Really?

"All we want is to be left alone in our bitter hatred"

*sniffle*

Can't take it?

Don't fucking dish it.

BIG SMILES.

5. No... I didn't get Kristen with Rob for the WFE London premiere.

But that's OK.

We all got to see her at the most important premiere.

And not only did we see her...

But they were holding hands...

and kissing.

Doesn't get much better than that.

and you know...

You just KNOW

that when Rob sees Kristen again

It will be

Heh.

6. I saw WFE over the weekend.

I haven't really gotten my thoughts about it together.

Don't get me wrong.

I loved it.

But sometimes I just need to process.

Damn. Just Because.

Final thoughts.

I've rambled way too much in this post.

Again... I apologize.

This is what happens when I don't get a chance to post.

It all builds up and once it gets out I can't stop it!

I recently got an iphone

and you know how they auto correct stuff... right?

So when you put in Nonst*ns

Guess what you get?

NONSENSE!

And when you type in Nonnies

you get NINNIES.

Heh.

Seriously.

iPhone is brilliant!

Who knew that Apple was pro Rob/Kristen?

;)

 

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for Bear!

He's adorable

B for Does Bear shit in NYC?

B for You KNOW Bear belong to BOTH

Rob and Kristen.

B for

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It just keeps getting 

BETTER!

Bye for now

P.S. I love bunnies.

Rob and Kristen- It Really Is

Someone sent this to me...

Isn't it just about perfect?

Just about.

So Rob has been busy as hell the last few days...

Smiling and posing and being all shiny.

It seems as the press junket goes on...

The less Robert smiles.

He looks tired.

And between all the posing and interviews...

Who can blame him?

And let's talk about some of those interviews.

First the excerpt from ELLE-UK

The ambiguity that surrounds the relationship status of KStew and RPattz (are they? Aren't they? Do we care? The only thing that's certain is that neither will say one way or the other) conveniently generates a huge amount of publicity for their vampire movies. I put it to him that the whole thing is a studio fabrication. "No," he says, kindly but firmly. "Oh no. I'd love it if they tried. If studio tried to get involved with my personal life, I could start messing around with them in return... No. There's nothing nefarious going on, I just don't like people taking my picture. It's not nice when your life becomes someone else's news. Even when you're having a good time and someone takes a picture and days, "Look at them having a good time!" I feel like, it's not your good time." So he isn't working to a careful PR strategy? "People think we have people organizing everything, that it's all a publicity stunt. It's not. There is no magical entourage - you're just a person on your own. You have to figure it out."

See that?

Do you comprehend what Robert did just there?

He fucking sprayed gasoline all over the PR bullshit...

lit a match...

and fucking burned that shit to the ground.

To.

The.

Ground.

No one is messing with his personal life.

His relationship with Kristen isn't a publicity stunt.

Summit isn't in control of Robert's life...

They aren't orchestrating anything.

Robert and Kristen are together...

Because they WANT to be together.

It seems that Rob is saying something almost everyday

that puts another nail in the Foaming coffin.

And I gotta say...

It's been incredibly enjoyable.

As always...

The REACTIONS have been beyond sanity.

Seriously.

Here's a classic (and predictable) response:

"Rob can say he's not participating in PR all he wants but that is not reality."

 

Right.

Gotcha.

Because YOU know better than Rob.

Oh my.

Such grand delusions.

And honestly?

You wouldn't fucking know REALITY if it bit you in the ass.

 

Oh and to be 'fair'

There was an interview in Spain...

Where...

 

They ask Rob if in real life he's ever had to hide a relationship" "He answers no!!

Now...

Some might say that Rob and Kristen were supposedly hiding 

their relationship... thus this means that he's not IN a relationship.

But thing is...

There's a reason I believe they are together...

And that's exactly because of what I HAVE seen.

It hasn't been hidden at all...

It's all been right there in front of you the whole time.

Yes.

There's a difference between 'hiding' it and not discussing it.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

Not hiding.

So you see...

There are a lot of glimpses into Rob and Kristen's relationship.

The very fact that people foam about PR every other minute

every time Rob and Kristen show up together...

Is just another example of them NOT hiding their relationship.

But hey...

You see things your way...

I see the TRUTH.

Oh and yes...

Guess what?

Robert.

Walking.

We get shiny suit Rob...

And more casual regular Rob.

Either way you look at it...

He's perfectly gorgeous.

And last but not least...

Kristen is confirmed to be at the Mets Gala tonight.

I wish I could share all the 

BIG CAP EMAILS I GOT SCREAMING AT ME

ABOUT KRISTEN GOING TO LONDON!!!

The party's not over, folks.

It's not time to call it a day.

Sure... the Mets thing put a crimp into the plans...

But who knows.

Where there is a will...

there is a way.

Have you seen Robert's face lately?

I mean...

Sure...he's all pretty and stuff...

But my goodness

He is so missing his girl.

And Kristen?

I can't WAIT to see her tonight.

I'm sure whatever she wears it will be GORGEOUS...

Just like her.

And come on now...

A red eye to London isn't OUT of the question.

Will the pieces fall into place?

We shall see...

;)

And.

Pirate Radio was on... again.

So what did I do?

Well.

I watched it.

Again.

So...

Just because.

This post is brought to you by Perception.

Is Perception Reality?

Or is it just 2 people who just want to be together

who just want to go out... spend time with each other

Is it just a boy...who fell in love with a girl.

And a girl who just loves him back.

Is it really just that simple?

Yeah.

It really is.

Bye for now.

Oh man... you know that's SO true.

Rob and Kristen- 24/7

See Rob and Kristen laugh.

Why?

Because funny shit is funny (although still shit)

SO.

I have a plethora of pictures of Robert doing what he does best

(in my oh so humble opinion)

W
A
L
K
I
N
G

Let's have a peek... shall we?

Outside of the WFE premieres...

Not much going on in Rob/Kristen land.

Well... outside of the usual bullshit.

But.

There was an interesting interview from Germany...

Where you can clearly hear what the person is asking

and you can clearly hear what Robert is answering.

Interviewer: In this movie, you have a secret love affair... seems that's what you try to do with your girlfriend as well? Is it hard to have a relationship that is observed 24/7?

Rob: Um... yeah, I just think... I think that its strange to accept that people try to take photographs and stuff...
Mainly because people try and sell it and any kind of life where people are trying to sell every aspect of your life... Things that aren't intended to be sold... it just makes me feel tacky... it makes me feel cheap...
So I prefer, you know... to keep my personal life personal. Try to at least.

So how can one spin this?

She clearly asked him about his girlfriend...

She clearly asked him how hard it was to have a relationship

that is observed 24/7...

Did he deny it in any way?

Did he scoff and deflect?

Nope.

He just said Yeah... he doesn't like people selling his personal 

relationship... Things that are not intended to be sold...

Makes him feel tacky and cheap...

and he would prefer to keep his personal life... personal.

Now I know the Foam is spewing that hes talking about fame in general

and not talking about Kristen...

But everyone knows he is.

EVERYONE.

There is NO doubt who and what he is referring to.

So sorry about your 'non denial denial'

I'm afraid that is as dead as your exit strategy theory.

Goodness. 

This is getting more fun by the day.

The hour.

The minute.

It's never ending.

Why aren't 'relationship' questions no longer forbidden?

Interesting.... yes?

What will come next?

I can't wait to find out.

Just because.

 This post is brought to you by the letter *D*

D for Denial.

Rob has never denied anything...

D for Delusional

I know the word gets overused...

but my God

It fits.

GIVE IT UP.

It's over.

D for Delicious.

That would be Robert.

And Thomas.

D for Do you know where Kristen Stewart is?

I miss her.

I hope we see her... soon.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Up Close and Personal

Who's That Girl?

I'm laughing right now.

Truly.

There were a bunch of pictures like the one above...

Rob out to dinner with Nick and 'friends'.

Here's what I learned...

1. The lunatic fringe seem to break out in hives

every time a picture shows up when Rob is near

anyone female.

That's on both sides of the fringe, mind you.

2. I'm incredibly jealous of this 'mysterious' blonde.

Look how intently they are all looking at her...

How they are all smiling at her

(and who is the cute guy across from her?)

She has completely captivated her audience...

AND she's sitting next to Robert.

AND she has lovely hair... doesn't she?

Lucky bitch.

3. I'm sure her identity will come out

(If it hasn't already)

And it will be sweet and innocent.

Besides the fact that Robert is a one woman kinda guy

and if anyone has opportunity to 'cheat' it would be him

and yet...

It's ALWAYS Kristen.

(Yeah, I just had to get her name in here)

I love press junkets and promotions.

SO MUCH WALKING!!!

I get endless pictures of that adorkably wonderful way

he has of loping across a stage... a street...

wherever he may be.

That sexy stride

that just fucking enthralls me.

How many more walking pics will I get in this next week?
I'm all melty just thinking about it.

Something in the way he moves...
Moves me.

What end?

The end is near.
I've been hearing that a while now.
The end of what?

1. Well, you all know about how once Breaking Dawn
was finished... so were Robert and Kristen.
And well...
We all know that that was complete bullshit.


2. The end of Nonst*n?
Doubt it.
Although their very existence is moot.
Remember their motto...
"We give it one more movie"
That was at least 2 movies ago.
Now it's more like...
"We give it until the BD2 DVD comes out"
That should keep them in the game a bit longer...yes?
Something to cling to.

3. The end of common decency.
I'm going to address this...
But it's pathetic that it even needs to be.
People are once again...
taking someones kids pictures
and posting them on the AT boards.
And not only that...
I was told they are making fun of these young children.
WHO DOES THAT?
What is fucking WRONG with you?
Poke and jab all you fucking want...
But you NEVER
EVER
Bring someones kids into this bullshit.
Why do people fucking INSIST on making this personal?
I don't get it.
WHY???
Again.
This is on BOTH sides of the lunatic fringe.
Hating someone because they don't agree with you
is beyond pathetic.
Posting personal info
(no matter how it is obtained)
Is DISGUSTING
At the end of the day...
Does it really matter that much to you?
Are you living your life based on whether or not
two young people are dating or not?
Because that is fucking SCARY.

JFC

I need to cleanse my palate...
what better way than to look at this fucking picture.
(Sorry.. the 'fucks' are out in full force now... there is no turning back)

I MISS this Robert.
The floppy greasy hair...
casually strolling down the street...
The days before bodyguards.
The days before lunacy.
The days when Rob was surprised anyone wanted
to take his picture at all...
and we were surprised by how fucking awesome he was.
And how the more we found out...
The more we loved him.

Yes.
I miss this Robert.
And fucking A
This picture has just made my top 3 walking pics.
And if you saw my collection?
That is saying a helluva lot.

Do you think they are sharing that cigarette? ;)

Final thoughts.

Where is Kristen?
Well...
Even though I have my thoughts on that...
I think maybe I will just leave it there for the moment...
I want her to not feel hunted and chased
I want her to be able to travel with her guy
and not resort to distractions and diversions
to get where she wants to go.
I want both Rob and Kristen to find peace and happiness
and to be safe.

Kristen will show herself if she wants to...
and as much as I love to see her (and Rob)
She knows what is best for how she handles her life.

I do miss her already...

But...

Well...

Let's just wait and see.

:))

 

Just because.

My beloved Tom.
He has one more week with his play Wastwater...
Then on to other adventures.
I've seen people online talking about watching
"Waiting for Forever"
but it doesn't come out on DVD until May 3rd
at least as far as I know.
Because let's face it...
I would have that bitch in my DVD player right now
if it were available.

I'm crushing hard on Tom right now.
Crushing.
Hard.


This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for
STOP MAKING THIS SHIT PERSONAL


S for Tom Sturridge
If you only knew.

S for
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

 

(Mary Poppins was on the other day... Sue me)

Bye for now

P.S. I still haven't seen WFE...

I know. I know.

Either today or tomorrow.

Blame it on my best friend.