All Roads Lead To Robsten...

I was forced... against my will.

Taken outside of my Twilight Bubble.

I was forced to interact with Non-Bubble people.

Is there a name for that?

Kinda like what muggles is in Harry Potter?

And if there isn't a name for it...

We definitely need to work on that.

For now, I just call them family and friends.

Yes. Family and Friends.

Sometimes 'real' life beckons...

Sometimes you have to do stuff

that is totally unrelated to adoring Robert Pattinson.

*shiver* Anyone else feel that chill?

So.

I'm having lunch with a couple of girlfriends.

And yes, as I have stated before...

Even I have friends.

Kinda.

Sorta.

Anyway...

We are talking about shit.

And really... it was shit.

I mean...

After a few minutes...

I swear...

It was just "blah blah blah"...

"Shit... shit... shit."

Now these GFs...

They aren't stupid...

(well, not THAT stupid)

So they know that I have some sort of affection

for Rob and Twilight stuff.

(In this case affection = obsession...)

I mean... it is kinda hard to hide everything.

(I always have the Cullen crest keychain...

Rob is the wallpaper on my cell...

"I'll Be Your Lover, Too" is my ringtone...

The Twilight CD has been in my cars cd player

since the day I got it... cued to Track 10.

I could go on... but do I really need to?)

And so GF 1 brings up the topic of Rob.

And immediately... I go into defense mode.

GF1 ~ So, I saw part of the TEEN

(and she totally emphasis this word... for my benefit)

Choice Awards the other night.

I saw your vampire.

He is kinda good looking.

*My Vampire...

I swear everyone in my life

thinks its all about fucking vampires.

And KINDA good looking?

Does the phrase 'Cutabitch' mean anything?*

Me~ Yeah. I caught part of the show

(I DVRd that bitch)

GF2~ What is it with his vampire look?

Is he trying to look like a vampire?

It's like he tries to be brooding.

*More vampire bullshit

I feel my teeth clench.*

Me~ Um. I'm pretty sure he's not really a vampire.

And he's just shy... so he puts his head down.

GF1~ Oh. Well, it does look like he's trying too hard.

And whats with that Bella chick? WTF did she do

to her hair? He's not REALLY with her, is he?

*Fuck. Even outside of the bubble...

I'm assaulted with Robsten.*

Me~ *sigh* Kristen cut her hair for a movie.

And its only hair... it will grow back.

And although it looks like Rob and Kristen

are indeed a couple...

I couldn't tell you for sure.

GF2 ~ I just find all the hype ridiculous.

I don't get it. What's the big deal?

Me~ *heavy sigh*

So... what do you think about this weather?

And so on it goes.

Non Bubble people.

Trying to get inside my Bubblehead.

Bubblehead.

That totally suits me.

It's scary to venture out of the Twilight Bubble.

It really is.

I always feel like I have to explain myself.

It makes me defensive and edgy.

Why can't people just accept that

I have kinda a thing (total addiction and devotion)

for Robert Pattinson?

Totally unrelated to Vampires?

And yeah... there is always ongoing drama

INside the bubble...

(Robsten Robsten Robsten)

But at least Rob is in the bubble with me.

I feel safe there...

Oh and...

Rob and Kristen are so fucking totally together.

Totally fucking together?

I just have to say it.

I have to.

Long Live Robsten.

Robsten. Robsten. Robsten.

Heh.

Bye for now ♥

Robsten Ridiculous

I don't have much to say today.

So much Robsten drama...

So much.

It makes my head spin.

I'm dizzy with Robsten.

I was discussing Robsten with some friends

Yeah... I actually have a couple.

And...

One of them said they wouldn't believe Robsten

unless there was photographic evidence they were together.

And I told her...

It doesn't matter what 'evidence' there is...

It really doesn't.

Rob and Kristen could hold a press conference

stating that they are in love with each other...

and people would still shoot that shit down.

"Summit is making them say that."

"Kristen is gay, Rob is just being her beard."

You know what I mean?

Its a no fucking win situation.

No matter how you look at it.

There are always going to be 2 sides to this story.

There is always going to be controversy.

And I'm OK with that.

I don't take this bullshit seriously.

Its not the end of the world if

Rob and Kristen are together...

Or if they aren't.

Its supposed to be fun to speculate...

This shit should make you laugh...

and shake your head in disbelief.

But it shouldn't make you cry...

or get angry and defensive.

Because when its not fun anymore?

It's time to get the fuck outta Dodge.

Bye for now ♥

Rose Regrets

OK.

That's it.

I'm done being annoyed.

I'm done letting petty shit bug me.

I'm just going to love Robert.

As always.

And I'm going to enjoy looking at his pictures...

and listening to his voice...

And watching him walk...

and yes... speculating on his lovelife.

But I refuse to get dragged down

into the negativity any more.

I don't even want to type Robsten.

I'm so tired of it... and what comes with it.

Let's face it...

in the grand scheme of life...

this matters little.

(well... except to Rob and Kristen...)

I also rarely post about my beloved RobKats...

but I want to today.

I love all of you.

Each and every beautiful RK.

You have all brought something special into my life...

You let me love Rob unconditionally...

You share Rob with me...

You always find a way to make me laugh...

and you listen when I won't shut up.

But most of all...

You have shown me I'm not alone.

And for that I will be forever grateful.

And a special note to Gozde ...

Without you... there would be no RKs.

And without RKs... there would be no Rose.

So Thank You... You all mean more to me than I can ever say.

Bye for now ♥

Rose's Random Rants Regarding Robsten.

I'm annoyed.

And I shouldn't be.

I should be basking in the glow of Robsten love.

But no.

Nonstens have to try and ruin it for me.

Well...

Fuck that noise... OK?

1. JFC.

Shit.

I don't even know where to begin.

I probably shouldn't even start...

2. I've read lots and lots of Robsten comments.

Lots. And lots.

(and let me just add another lots to this.)

When I post my opinion of said comments...

I am stating a general point of view.

*MY* point of view.

I'm not talking about YOU specifically...

whoever the fuck you are.

Tone down the ego, Drama Queens...

It's not always about you.

And in the case of this fucking blog?

It's NEVER about you.

3. Again. People are despondent over the Robsten pics.

I mean... fucking suicidal.

Good Grief. Really?

I've read where women are so upset that Rob is 'taken' now.

They can't watch his movies anymore...

They feel like homewreckers.

They feel like they can't fantasize about him because of Kristen.

"I can't drool over someone elses man."

How many of these women are married?

It's OK to drool over a man if YOU are taken?

I'm confused...

It's just fantasy... Right?

You realize that Rob was never yours to begin with... Right?

I'm glad I'm confused.

If any of that made sense...

I might be suicidal.

4. I love Robsten.

I love Rob and Kristen.

Together.
The thought of it makes me smile.

Big time.

What I don't enjoy is the fucking drama

that surrounds Robsten.

Well... that's not completely true.

I do get quite the laugh over it.

The entertainment value alone is worth it.

So I do enjoy that part...

I don't enjoy the DQ's (Drama Queens, again)

who piss and moan over it...

And who still cling to anything that will

support their Nonsten claim.

And for the record?

If you are reading this...

and think this is about you?

All I have to say is...

If the shoe fucking fits? Slide that bitch on.

5. You say Nonsten. I say Robsten.

You don't agree with me.

I don't care.

I'm able to exist with opposing viewpoints.

I don't agree with you.

You get mad.

You get defensive.

What.The.Fuck.

I'm glad Rob and Kristen have each other

to get through all this bullshit drama.

I'm sure they must sit back and wonder

why the hell people care so much...

why it's anyone's business who they

want to hang out with.

They are just two people...

Trying to live their lives...

And considering the intense scrutiny...

and constant drama surrounding them...

I think they are doing the best they can.

Bye for now ♥

P.S. Sorry for being so damn bitchy today

(yeah, right... like I'm not always bitchy)

This post is in no way

an attack on all Nonstens.

I know a great many who live and let live.

No.

This post is dedicated to the proud...

the few... the delusional...

(Our beloved Drama Queens)

who can't believe that Rob

doesn't belong to them.

They think Rob is their property.

(DQs are so vain... They probably think this post is about them...

Don't you... Don't you?)

But they are learning...

The hard way.

Ouch.