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Monday, November 16, 2009

Day 47- New Moon Week Begins!

Loving Kristen Stewart.
(no kidding??)
Her sense of style.
And the hair???
WOW.
I mean... the grown out Joan Jett...
is totally working for her.
I think I might actually like it better
Than the long Bella hair.
Well...
Let's just say she looks great
no matter how she wears her hair.
How can she lose?
That beautiful face remains the same.
Kristen is on the Tonight Show w/ Conan
tonight.
Don't fucking miss it.
:)


OK. Some more random thoughts

1. New Moon Week.
I can't believe it's here.
There are TV appearances galore!
Rob.
On.
TV.
It's almost more than I can stand.
(and I can stands a lot)
One of my fave interviews ever
was Rob on Leno last year...
I'm so excited to be able to add to that...
Wait...
Excited?
Sorry... that doesn't come close
to describing how I really feel...
But it will do for now.
I've cleansed the DVR...
it's almost empty...
waiting to be filled.
*giggle*

2. Is it wrong that I want to go to
Burger King and order their NEW MOON meal?
Shit.
I want the Edward water bottle.
Big time.
Yeah, OK...
and maybe I like those little hamburger thingys?
Well, I've never had them...
but I might.
They come with some Edward.
Everything is better with Edward.

3. I keep getting blindsided on Twitter.
Seriously.
I respond to someones Tweet...
and then all of a sudden...
my Tweets are personal attacks.
Um... no.
I don't do twitter to attack people.
In fact...
I'm pretty sure I wasn't even aware
that you were there...
I don't scope out the Twitterverse...
I don't keep track of where the 140+ people
I follow are at any given time.
And...
Yeah...
I twitter tweetly about Rob and Kristen.
No fucking surprise.
What you see is what you get.

4. It's probably better if there isn't
a number 4, today.
I might say something...
and not regret it later.
Heh.
hahahahahaha.

5. Bye for now.



*Watch Kristen on Conan.
That is all.*

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Day 46- Rob and Kristen... Maybe I'm Amazed.

As I am typing this...
All is quiet on the Rob/Kristen front (for now).

Which is OK.

Sometimes it's nice to be able to breathe...

If only for a moment.

I wanted to post some of my favorite
pictures
of Rob and Kristen
from the past few days.
Pictures that I think show...
Two people enjoying each other
and being together.


Maybe I'm Amazed.



Baby I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you
Baby I'm amazed at the the way you pulled me out of time
Hung me on a line
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Baby I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
Babe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help to me understand

Baby I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you

Baby I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song

You right me when I'm wrong

Maybe I'm amazed at the way
I really need you


Am I reading too much into these pictures?
It's a possibility.
But to be honest...
I just see two people
who are very close.
Who are sharing...
SOMEthing.
What exactly they are sharing
is obviously none of my business.
I'm not intruding.
I'm just looking at the two of them...
Smiling.

Bye for now.

*Thanks to my other addiction... Paul McCartney... for the beautiful lyrics.*

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Day 45- Rob Is Smitten With Kristen



45 days of adoring Kristen.
Just a few more days to go.
But you know what?
I always adore her.
I guess I was just trying to prove a point
counting up to the days until
New Moon.
Just trying to show that its not hard
to love Kristen Stewart.
Even when I could easily dislike her...
for obvious reasons...

1. She's drop dead gorgeous.
2. She looks good in anything...
even trash bags.
3. Rob.
Need I say more?
4. She gets to be Bella.
With Rob.
5. Robsten.
KPattz.
R/K
However you look at it?
Rob is totally into her.
6. And Rob.
Rob.
Rob.
And Rob.

Good thing I'm not a jealous kinda person.
Instead...
I see how happy Kristen makes Rob...
I mean, seriously...
Have you SEEN the huge smiles the boy
has been wearing lately?
Doesn't he look like a man in love?
Yes.
Yes he does.
And Kristen?
So much calmer.
So much more relaxed...
So much more smiley and happy.
Yes.
Love will do that to a person.

Isn't it nice to see
Rob and Kristen showing more affection
in public?
The touching.
The looks.
So intimate...
You almost want to turn away...
But most of all...
It's Rob.
Happy Rob.
Smiley, goofy
Gloriously smitten Rob.

Love is good.

Bye for now.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Day 44- Is Rob Possessive of Kristen?




Random thoughts.

1. I was wr.. wron...
I was wrong.
There.
I said it.
Typed it.
I kinda reread yesterdays post...
And I facetiously commented on how
I thought it strange that a picture of
Rob and Kristen holding hands
(well, it really looks like shes holding his thumb... kinda sexy)
could make someone not go see Rob's movies...
Or basically stop being a fan.
And then I thought about it...
and ya know...
who the fuck am I to say how upset people
can get over Rob and Kristen being together?

I get it.

Some people have a lot of emotion wrapped up
in Robert Pattinson.
And they feel let down.
Defeated.
And just might not want to have anything
to do with him right now.
I mean...
That's not ME...
But I do understand.
'I don't want to be... a monster.'


2. Catherine Hardwicke.
Lots of thoughts about her.
Most of them are not very nice.
There was an article in Time Magazine...
(I know... right?)
Where she spews all about
Rob and Kristen's relationship.
And while most of what she is saying
isn't any great surprise...
She is sharing intimate information
that Kristen may have told her.
And for what?
CH is basically fucking Kristen over...
in a bullshit attempt to get attention.
That's fucked up.
Kinda like what she did to Twilight.

CH?
Shut up.
Your time is over.
Stop pulling a 'Nikki'
and glomming onto people who will get you noticed...
It really doesn't work very well.
Right Nikki?
(Who?)
Heh. Sorry... couldn't resist.
Go away CH.
And stop talking about other peoples business.
Not cool... dude.


3. Robert and Kristen.
I'm not sure what to say here.
kinda feeling like saying...

'sitting in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n-g'

but we haven't seen that... yet.
We have seen them intimately holding hands.
And at the fan event in Madrid?
Robert was going all Edward on Kristen.
(which is so fucking sexyhot... btw)
He couldn't stop looking at her...
not that I blame him...

She looked GORGEOUS!!!
Loved her from head to toe.
But I digress...

The most Edward like move that Rob did?
His hand sliding gently around her waist.
Like in every picture.
He looked possessive of her.
And I fucking loved it.
One of my favorite Edward qualities...
and now Rob is channeling his inner Edward.
*swoon*

And when Robert was asked what was the
best part about being a vampire?
"You get to date girls like Kristen Stewart."
And there ya go
:)


4. Congratulations are in order...

A. To my beloved Trixie...
who received her 2 Rob autographs in the mail.
Yes... he wrote your name.
Yes... he actually had to THINK your name...
And now you are forever under his spell.
And isn't it fucking great that
Rob is STILL taking the time to sign pictures for fans?
THIS is one of the many reasons
why we love him so...


B. To Kelly and Suz...
CONGRATS
For winning tickets to see Rob
on the Regis and Kelly show!!!
Um...
If I didn't love you... I would hate you!
So awesomely cool!
Up close and personal with Robert.
I will be looking for you on TV:)


5. A week from now...
a lot of you will have already seen
New Moon.
I hope to be counted among you.
I hope I last that long.
All the interviews...
Pictures and videos...
are overwhelming.

Shit.

I really need another word for overwhelming.

*amazing, astounding, breathtaking,
crushing, devastating, exciting,
eye-opening, mind boggling, overcoming,
paralyzing, shattering, staggering,
stunning.*

OK.
Is it just me...
or do every one of those words
describe Rob??

Shit.

When you look up Overwhelming
in the dictionary...
They should just put a picture
of Rob next to the word!
Everyone would get it.


Right now...
I'm all shattered and stunned.
Tomorrow I might be
Paralyzed and crushed.


Sounds fun, huh?


Bye for now.