The Seven Year Itch

It's been 7 years.

7

Years.

The first date on my blog is

October 20, 2008.

I figured I should reflect on the last seven years

in this fucked up fandom.

Although, to be fair...

It's really only the last 3 that have been kinda shitty.

A lot has changed over the course of those 7 years...

But at least I lived... and I learned.

More than most people can say.

When I first started writing this blog...

and tried to come up with a name

All I could think of was my overwhelming feelings

for all things Robert Pattinson

and Twilight.

Because yeah... it all started with Twilight

and it was intoxicating.

I began writing my thoughts and feelings down here...

in hopes of discovering WHY 

I was thinking and feeling the way that I was.

Because I honestly didn't get it.

I'm a writer.

It helps me to put my thoughts into words

and put them where I can read them.

I didn't understand the impact that Twilight

had over me.

I mean... 

They're fucking books for Gods sake.

But I was enthralled.

Especially with Edward.

Of course Edward.

And then along came Rob.

I mean...

Not only was he pretty to look at...

But he was

Smart and Charming

and Witty and Sweet

and sometimes he said the wrong thing

and sometimes his shirts weren't buttoned the right way

and sometimes his hair looked like it hadn't been

combed or washed in a very long time.

He wasn't polished or rehearsed...
He was open and honest...

I've never come across anyone like that.

Gorgeous

yet completely humble to how good looking he was...

Funny

yet seemingly shy and awkward.

He had it all.

Everything.

And I was completely captivated.

 I had never felt like this over 

any celebrity before.

(Except maybe Paul McCartney

but he's a fucking BEATLE)

So I took to writing down my thoughts.

It didn't help very much at first.

All I seemed to do is just be completely 

flummoxed over everything Rob did.

LOOK AT HOW HE WALKS!

LOOK AT HIS SMILE!

LOOK AT HOW ADORKABLE HE IS!

LOOK AT HOW HE PULLS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR!!!

Everything mesmerized me.

Why?

What was so different about Rob

than any other actor?
I'm still not sure.

But after seven years I can tell you...

It's a combination of everything he is.

And He was just the right guy

at the right time.

I can also tell you that in 7 years

what I loved most about Rob

was that he was human.

Flawed.

I think that's another part of his charm.

He can be THAT guy

That handsome rich actor

but he owns that he's not perfect...

And I doubt he would want to be.

He's not a God.

He's not some golden Idol to be cherished and adulated.

He's just a guy.

Special? Yes.

Extraordinary? Most certainly.

But still just a guy who puts his pants 

on one leg at at time...

Maybe farts in bed

or 

Burps at inopportune times

You know?

Like a regular kinda guy.
I like that.

What else have I learned in 7 years?

 That I adore Kristen Stewart.

I didn't really know her before Twilight

but I'm so glad she's on my radar now.

Big Fan.

BIG fucking fan.

There is something about her...

More than her beauty

More than her unapologetic way of living her life

More than how she is fucking magnetic...

Because she is.

I'm drawn to her

because she is so damn fascinating.

I can't wait to see what she says

what she will do next.

I'll admit that I loved Kristen and Rob together.
(Please note the past tense)
But I love them apart, too...

I thought their love was sweet and delightful.
I will always have a soft spot in my heart for them
and I will always smile at all the memories.

It was fun watching them fall in love
 around the enormous spotlight of Twilight...

It was fun seeing their relationship bloom and grow.

And while it was hard to see it come to an end...
You have no choice but to accept their choices.

but as Rob recently said in an interview...

"The truth is its not anyones fault

when a love story comes to an end.

What really matters is keeping good memories

but looking ahead.

I did it."

That's a wonderful way to look at it... Right?

Rob doesn't blame anyone...
That means KRISTEN.

Stop blaming Kristen...
Stop blaming Rob, too.

Shouldn't we all just look ahead?

He's moved on.

Kristen has moved on.

They are both where they want to be

and they both look perfectly happy being there.

 I spent a lot of the past 7 years 

writing about Rob and Kristen.

One name smoothly followed the other.

I also spent a lot of that time

defending Kristen from the 

frothing pack of hyenas.

I wish I could say that with the end

of "Robsten"

would be the end of the hyenas

but alas...

They haven't gone anywhere.
If anything they have become more
brazen and cruel.

They still foam and attack Kristen

every chance they get...

and they attack anyone

who they think is maligning their idol.

And even though I've never said a bad word

about Rob or his current girlfriend

They seem to be extra critical of 

what I have to say about Rob.

EXAMPLE.

This picture was posted a week or so ago...

Silly me...

I tweeted my observation that...

and I quote:

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@RoseSee

Rob looks skinny... 🍔🌮🍟🍕

9:35am · 25 Oct 2015 · Twitter for iPad

That was ALL I said...

Because Rob DOES look skinny

(and he was supposed to be for his movie?)

And my sweet lord...

That simple observation set the foam in motion.

The hyenas circled and attacked...

1. I supposedly only noticed Rob was 'alive'

so that I could insult him by calling him skinny.

(Since when is skinny an insult?)

2. Somehow me not confronting racist fans was

thrown into the mix...

(Huh? Where did that come from?)

3. Apparently I also PRETEND to be a fan of Rob's

just so I can throw 'shade' at him.

(Why in the world would anyone pretend to be a fan?

What would be the motive?

And do you really need to be a fan to throw shade?)

4. My 'Nicsten' shipping is funny. And Nic's weight is perfect.

(I like Nic and it has nothing to do with Rob...

Why are they so threatened by him?)

5. I also supposedly insinuated that Rob being skinny

was because of who is engaged to...

(Never mentioned who he was engaged to..

in fact I rarely bring her up at all)

6. Once again, I evidently ignore blatant racism

and my 'world view' is fucked up.

(Is that the GO TO argument now?

Just throw racism into everything?
How does 'Rob is skinny' equate to racism?)

7. I'm also seemingly.. Jealous.

(Jealous of... What???)

8. I supposedly want Rob and Kristen

back together and spend all my 

days and nights pining for them.

(I'm glad they are no longer together..

so theres that.)

9.  I'm a 'granny'.

(Another lame attempt to be insulting.

I guess being a granny is a bad thing.
I actually hope to be one some day)

10.  Evidently if R/K were still together...

I wouldn't have said Rob was skinny.

(I'm pretty sure I still would have said

Rob is skinny... because he is!

No matter who he is with.)

And let's not forget that I was also called
stupid, uneducated, sad and a fucking bitch.

Seriously.

All of that

(and believe me there was much more

and much worse...)

because I tweeted...

"Rob is skinny"

It was a simple observation.
(and the truth)

That's all.

No mention of Kristen or Twigs or Nicholas.

Here's the deal.

I've never insulted Rob.

Or Twigs.

There are people out there

who truly don't like them...

and I suggest these people spend their well worn lunacy

on those who actually do try to hurt and insult him.
One of the reasons I rarely tweet about Rob anymore
is exactly this reason...
Idiots who swarm in and attack
over nothing.
It gets tedious.

I still like Rob.
Still go to his movies
(do you?)

Yeah, Maybe the whole intoxication level has lessened a bit...

and I'm glad.
That's a good thing.
It's been 7 years.
I would be worried if I remained the same
and didn't grow and change.

(But I will never change my blog name... hahaha)

Maybe I find Kristen's career more interesting right now.

So what?
Maybe tomorrow that won't be the case.
Big deal.

Is there some insane fringe quota that needs to be

met before you can be considered a real fan?
Have you asked yourself why you care??

One more thing.

Yeah... I've admitted that I was over-invested

in Rob and Kristen's relationship in the past.

And I was decidedly sad when all that shit happened

and two people were completely devastated.

But you know what?

I'm fucking over it.

That was 3 years ago...

And I let that shit go.

I don't care about either 

Rob or Kristen's relationships 

It's so much more fun not giving a shit
about those kinda things.
Way WAY more laughs.

If Rob wants to marry Twigs...
Then I hope he follows his heart.

(And to see HKN and company heads explode)

And although I think Nicholas Hoult is cute as fuck

and I think he and Kristen are adorable together...

I ship no one... I ship nothing.

The only ship I see is the one that has fucking sailed.

It's GONE.

Oh... and...

I know the fringe Pressed Sessed like to make out

like every thing wrong in the world 

is because of 

"KRISTEN STEWARTS FANS"

NEWSFLASH!!!

99% of Kristen Only fans don't give a shit about Rob or Twigs...

and most certainly do NOT want them back together

The Sessed fringe glom onto that 1% who live for the drama

of attacking someone for the sake of the reaction.

Those aren't real fans of anyone.
And they most definitely do not represent
the majority of Kristen's fans.
Just like bitter "Nonstens"
who can't let go of 2012
and act like frothing vile hyenas
don't represent all of Rob's fans.

This post is brought to you by rabid hyenas.

They have always been in this fandom...

and they are always surrounding

Rob and his relationships.

I feel sorry for anyone who falls in love with him.

And lets not forget...

I ADORE Tom Sturridge.
I love that face.

I miss that face.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Or Something...

Well damn.

I haven't written in almost a month.

Me.

Someone who usually has so much to say...

Someone who used to post daily.

Me.

I'm not quite sure what it is.

Maybe there isn't much to say right now.
Maybe I just don't have the time like I used to...
Sometimes "REAL" life does get in the way
of "FAKE" lives... Ya know?

I mean...

Beardy Rob is filming in the jungles of Columbia

or something.

Luminous Kristen is filming 

on the streets of NYC

or something.

Tom is probably really beardy right now

and who the hell knows what the hell

he is doing... or where he is.

or something.

See what I mean?

I'm not really a 'info' blog

nor do I feel obligated to go over anyone's schedule

and try to decipher where they are
and what they are doing
(and with whom)

at any given moment.

So basically...

It's pretty parched up in them there fandom.

Oh sure...

we still have all the lame drama going on...

But I doubt that will ever stop.

The names change

The game remains.

I used to get quite the giggle out of the

whole baby cray stuff...

But at this point

isn't it more sad than amusing?

This was actually written...

on a blog.

Seriously.

"The cuz said it’s unbelievable how big Sweet Pea is getting.

 And she is the spitting image of her daddy.

 She has his personality too. 

Jelly Bean looks more like Kristen 

and her Daddy calls her his butterball!"

I mean... 

REALLY???

First off... I can't believe

anyone believes one word of this rubbish.

Secondly... 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm SO sure the "Cuz" has all this insider access

to the imaginary babies!

And I'm also sure that imaginary parents

Rob and Kristen

would have NO problem with someone

ratting out their children on social media

giving up personal intimate details...

Why would they mind?

It's just their imaginary babies after all!

ANYWAY...

I'm still waiting to see if/when

I will be able to see Equals...

Because I really

Really

Really

Really Really Really Really

need to see it.

and him.

Are you kidding me with this? 

And her...

Doing stuff like this...

And maybe some of this...

People still get bent outta shape 

when I mention Nicholas on Twitter.

Why Chuck... WHY?

I had gotten this response to me posting a picture of NH

the other day...

(and remember... all I did was post his picture-

there was no mention of Rob)

"He could never take the place of Rob, ever"

What did me posting a picture of Nicholas

have to do with Rob?

Nothing.

Absolutely NOTHING.

Yet... somehow... these people

seem to think I am betraying Rob somehow

like its some weird sort of competition.

It all comes back to the people who spout

"Fans of both"

like its an insult.

 They can't conceive of admiring

and being interested in more

 than one person at a time.

It's so strange...

and narrow minded.

"You can only like ROB 

or KRISTEN!!!

You can't like both!

How DARE you!"

I like a lot of different actors

and actresses...

and musicians

and artists.

I love movies and music.

I guess that makes me a FAN OF MANY!!

Oh my!

Whatever shall I do?

Wherever shall I go?

Fuck ALL the way off.

And yeah....

I wanna see LIFE

(imagine that! I want to see both

Rob and Kristen's films!!)

and I'm pretty sure it won't be shown around me

because most of their films aren't...

But I'm looking forward to it.

Really.

Really.

Rob looks GOOD in this movie.

(Now can I see him in it, Please??)

Really.

One last thing.

A picture of Rob/Twigs walking a dog.

I can see why this was such a big fucking deal.

No.

Not really.

Walking a dog is a pretty normal thing to do.

But the Baby Cray said it was fake.

(like every picture of Rob/Twigs)

and there was this big uproar

about the name of the dog...

"lady bear"

or something.

1. Why in the WORLD would anyone

fake such a mundane picture?

Surely 

The whole damn universe isn't in on

manipulating every picture that doesn't 

fit your agenda?

2. The Twigberts (formerly known has Nonstens)

were all atwitter at this picture...

Not only for what it showed

(and hey... good on you)

But because some people

were giving Twigs a hard time

over the choice of the name.

Because apparently 'bear'

(which is probably not even the real name)

can only be used once in all of dog names... Ever.

Sorry all you people out there

who have dogs named Bear...

Which my sister happens to be one of-

The bitch!

3. But what I found MOST amusing

and the real reason I brought this insanity up...

was because the Twigberts

were all shouty about how lame

some fans were to make a big deal out of a name.

They went on and on making fun of them...

How quickly we forget, huh?

Does anyone remember what the Ninnies

were screeching when these pictures came out?

"That's not Bear! That's a litter mate that

Kristen bought so people would believe its the same dog!

That's NOT the real Bear!!"

"Summit is making her walk the dog

so everyone believes they are together.

PR PR PR PR PR"

"Kristen even using the same collar with "Bear"

on it and the same leash so she can be

connected to Rob and stay relevant!"

Yes.

The Faux Bear debacle.

Hilarious shit.

And let's be real...

The Faux Bear bullshit

is ever so much more ridiculous

than the lame name bullshit.

Just a casual reminder...

Heh.

This post is brought to you by...

TOM STURRIDGE.

I miss his face.

Also by...

Nicholas Hoult.

Because the boy gives good face too.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Gimme Some Truth...

I'm sick and tired of hearing things

From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites

All I want is the truth

Just gimme some truth

-John Lennon

Truth.

It's a word bandied about this fandom

 ad nauseam

What is the truth?

What is true?

Well.

It depends on where you're sitting.

Because when it comes to this fandom...

There are multiple versions of the truth.

This is what I know (think?) to be true.

1. Kristen is BEAUTIFUL
and ever so happy
and more smiley and giggly than I have ever seen her.

Smile... and the whole world smiles with you.

She looked lovely at the EQUALS premiere 

at the Venice Film Festival.

Truth?

I didn't love her dress...

It was very pretty... don't get me wrong

but it seemed bunchy in the middle.

Looked weird.

But from the back?

Kristen is a princess.

GORGEOUS.

Pretty People

She truly looked amazing at the TIFF premiere of EQUALS.
And I added in Nicholas just because... I can.
(He's all kinds of pretty too)

2. Kristen and Nicholas Hoult are adorable together.

Lean on me...

For reasons unknown...
Some select people (judgey judgersons)
actually get all bent out of shape

when people get excited over pictures like this one.

They get all...

weirdly defensive and strange

when people want to ship Kristen/Nic.

Why?

Why do they care?

What the fuck is it to them?

I've jumped off the shipping thing.

(for now)

I don't ship Kristen and Nicholas.

But if I did...

SO WHAT.

What a maroon.

If I want to ship Kristen and Bugs Bunny

it ain't none of your damn business.

It's not hurting anyone.
And I can guaran-damn-tee that no one
isn't losing sleep over what strangers tweet about.

"Shipping" is harmless.

It's not serious.

Lighten the hell up, Francis.

And please...

for the love of God

Would the Ninnies

stop pretending that they care about Kristen

and her relationships and her happiness.
(and about Alicia's feelings)

No one buys it.
Your agenda is crystal clear.

Just stop.

3. I love beardy Rob and Tom

Hey where did we go... Days when the rain came?

I mean...

I'm a HUGE fan of beards.

But even I have my limits.

But they are still fucking adorable

and how can you not love their friendship?

Smiley and Shaggy.

Friends 'til the end.

4. Rob and Kristen

both gave some good interviews.

He is smiling under that beard...

A question to Rob from a recent Neon Magazine interview...

Q: Some of your persistent fans didn’t only aim at you. 
Your ex girlfriend Kristen Stewart was insulted 
and also your fiancee FKA twigs
 is getting racially abused repeatedly .

R: The trolls and net commentators play guardians of morality. 
The abstruse is, that this people apparently don’t have a life
 but to sit in front of the computer
 and flush the internet with their hate.
 I never have met a person who comments on the net. Never.
 But this assholes judge your life.
 Now I always say to myself: this is just an unhappy person,
 always talking the same shit.

Granted...

This interview was translated

so it's always a bit 'off'.

But here's where different versions of the TRUTH come in.

Some think he was referring to the Baby Loons
and how they constantly lie about R/K
and call Twigs disgusting names.
Some think it was about the "Sessed" fanatics
and how they have continually 
trashed and attacked Kristen for the past 7 years.
Some think its about the "Save Rob" group
who constantly bash and trash Rob (and Twigs)

I'm thinking he was referencing ALL of them.
Anyone who spits out bitter venom
and think they have the right to judge his life...
or the people he cares about in his life.

Basically...

"Assholes play guardians of morality and judge your life...

Always talking the same shit."

Yep.

Can I please have this movie in my face.. PRETTY PLEASE?

And this one too... PLEASE.

Kristen's interview with THR

There seemed to be a parallel in the film with the celebrity world, 
being told what to do, eat, wear all the time.
 Is it difficult for you sometimes to do your own thing?

It's never difficult for me to do it
 but it has been difficult sometimes to hear people's response to it,
 to things that I just think are so insignificant,
 as insignificant as not wanting to wear heels for five hours or more
 significantly the way people choose to live their lives.
 Why do people care? Why do you care?
 I'm sorry, have I let you down or something?
 You don't even know me.

I think this snippet of the interview really 

says it all...

I've always said that people focus on 

the most insignificant details..

They obsess about things

over which they have no control.

What good does that do?

 but the real clincher is...

"I'm sorry, have I let you down or something?

You don't even KNOW me."

Both Rob and Kristen have told us again and again...

WE KNOW DICKSHIT.

We don't know details of

Kristen and Robs relationships...

We don't know what they're thinking

We don't know how they feel

We don't know anything at all.

They don't talk about it.

Stop talking about them like they discuss

Their most intimate feelings with you.

It's all just speculation... And innuendo.

It's not the truth.

Ricky Gervais

@rickygervais

The truth is not affected by how many people know it or believe it. 

And the popularity of a belief does not increase its validity.

Brilliant.

Do you know whats NOT true?

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end...

1. The above picture.
No matter how wonderful it was...
no matter how in love they were...
None of it matters.
They aren't together anymore.

You can pull up all the old pics
and wax nostalgic over them
all you want

Nothing wrong with that

I love them too.
But the pics are OLD.

There are zero recent pictures of
Rob and Kristen together.
None.
It's been over 2 fucking years...

You know why?
Because it's over.

But honestly
and truthishly (thats a joke, son)
Rob AND Kristen
are both where they want to be.
It just happens to be with other people.
 

And sorry (not really)

That once again the 'epic' was delayed.

Gasp!!

What a shocker!

As usual... No big revelations or surprises 

Just more excuses when what was promised...

Is denied.

Again.

His smile lights up his whole face...

I fucking adore Tom Sturridge.
I have for years now.

I've gotten a lot of shit over the fact
that I mention him in every post.
But I fucking like who I like

And no one will tell me what I can write about...

So don't even try to tell me
that I can't be his fan
because of some warped twisted perceptions
of what you think a 'fan' should be.

Tom stands alone.
He doesn't need Rob or Sienna
or anyone else
for someone to adore him
and be interested in him
and be a fan of his work.

This post is brought to you by the truth...

there are lots of cutesy saying out there
but I like this one...

Until next time.

Bye for now