Rob and Kristen- Nothing Wrong With That!

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Robert Pattinson.

Water for Elephants.

Premiere on Sunday.

GAH!

How absolutely exciting that the movie is 

FINALLY here!!!

I can't wait to see this...

To see Robert.

Gorgeous, brilliant, talented Robert.

OH
MY

GOD.

And I even know a few people who will be there

at the premiere...

(I love you, T)

Having fun...

Doing their thang.

And what I wouldn't give to see Robert in person.

No.

I wouldn't screech at him.

Or call him Edward.

I just want to SEE him

My stomach does flip/flops at the very thought.

To lay eyes on that oh so perfect flesh...

Um. Am I still breathing? I don't think so...

And the premiere...

What's to say?

All the chatter is about whether Kristen will show up or not.

Will she?

heh.

Even if she doesn't do the red carpet...

(and chances are... she won't

But wouldn't it be a wonderful surprise??)

I'm wondering if she will be in NYC...

Somewhere.

Out there.

Waiting for him to be done working...

Because that what premieres are, you know...

WORK.

Since when did it matter so much

if someones significant other showed up at a premiere?

Or does that only work for Rob and Kristen?

They seem to have different sets of rules

applied to their relationship for some reason...

The Foam is thick and bitter right now...

Oozing and frothing about Kristen showing up...

Because...
SHE BETTER NOT!

She has NO right to be there.

She wants to ruin EVERYTHING!

Too bad no one cares what you think...

Especially Rob and Kristen.

They will do what's best for them.

So if Reese turned up without her hubby...

Or Christoph shows up without his wife...

Does that mean doom and gloom for them as well?

No.

It's just another day in Hollywood.

But for some reason people are all atwitter

about Kristen showing up on Sunday.

It's been fascinating reading too...

As always.

But keep in mind.

It's what you DON'T see that matters.

Silly people.

Kristen is never far away from Robert

if she doesn't have to be.

I mean... seriously...

How far would you let him go if you didn't have to?

Exactly.

On The Road. Is Kristen all kinds of cute or what??

Another movie that I'm excited for!!

On The Road.

Not only because I adore Kristen...

The book...

All things Kerouac

But...

Well...

We all know that TOM STURRIDGE is in the movie too!!

*swoon*

OK OK.

A couple of thoughts.

1. Did I say the foam is thick and bitter?

Because really... it's looked a lot like this lately...

THEY DIDN'T KISS!!! EXIT STRATEGY!!! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!! PR! PR! PR!

Ever since the Birthday/Wrap party pics were released...

The Foam Whisperers have been out in full force

trying to placate the froth.

I don't think it's working.

But they can hope Kristen doesn't show on the RC

at the WFE premiere...

And then they can cling to that for a day or two

Until Rob and Kristen show up somewhere else together.

And they will.

Oh yes.

They will.

:)

How's that working for you?

I'm looking forward to this weekend.

I'm excited for the WFE premiere...

all the talk shows/interviews coming next week...

Relax.

Enjoy the Robert.

This premiere IS about Robert... right?

People should be talking about WFE

and how fucking incredible it is...

and how brilliant Robert is...

Not worrying about whether or not his girlfriend shows up.

It doesn't affect their relationship one way or the other...

Its just one more day of work.

That being said.

Yes.

Of course I would LOVE to see the together.

But its not because I need it as some 'proof'

of their relationship.

I already have that...

I just happen to like seeing them together.

It makes me smile.

It makes me happy.

Nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge

Just because.

I like the guy...

Not gonna lie.

He makes me smile on a daily basis.

Nothing wrong with that.

T for TWIRL!

Nothing wrong with that either!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Birthday Wishes and Kisses

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

So there you go.

More grainy shitty pictures taken from who knows

how far away... in the dark.

Just to show Rob on a motorbike of some kind...

And

This Kiss.

Of course these pictures have been analyzed to fucking death.

And by the foaming haters more than anyone.

Oh yes.

More.Than.Anyone.

The fact of the matter is...

Foamers were all about EXIT STRATEGY this weekend...

Rob wasn't going to show up.

They were both sick of the 'PR' they have been

forced to live with for the past 3 years...

Rob and Kristen were fighting and sick of each other.

Well.

Well.

Well.

Oh Look... Rob and Kristen. Together.

According to the 'source' where the pictures came from...

They were shown being affectionate 

and even sharing a kiss or two...

Sure...

I carry my salt shaker with me at ALL times...

Because you can't really decipher much from a few frames.

People were like...

"He's not even with her more than 3 pictures!"

Um... really?

Like you saw what happened all night long?

Yeah.. in the 10 pics that were out there...
The scant MINUTES that those pictures represent

Most of them were Rob on some tiny little minibike thing.

Whose to say what happened the rest of the night

that there were NO pictures taken?

And of course...

There was talk about the cast giving Kristen the bike...

(sounds odd... but whatever)

And right away...

"It must be true wuv if Rob gave Kristen a motorcycle"

Again.

HELLO?
ANYBODY HOME?

Whose to say what Robert privately gave to Kristen for her birthday?

I'm pretty sure that was probably between him and her...

and I'm guessing that there were no pap cameras taking pics.

Look at the pictures again

(and try not to get a headache)

1. You can't tell how much time Rob and Kristen spent

together based on a few pictures.

2. You can't know what Robert gave Kristen for her birthday.

3. You can know that yes... Dakota WAS there for her friends birthday.

(and oh that burned some foam)

4. You can see that Rob and Kristen did spend that night together.

(and we wont even go into after the party...)

5. You can see Robert put his face very close to Kristen's...

And while some people want to say...

"It's probably loud and he was trying to hear what she was saying"

or

"Great PR for BD! Taylor/Lilly AND Rob/Kristen!

Way to go, Summit!"

or

"Of course Rob/Kristen were around 30 other people

HOW ROMANTIC"

Yes... they really said all of that.

Rob and Kristen do have a habit of major lip reading when 

they are caught up close... and personal.

Come closer... Whisper into my lips...

I can't hear you...

Put your lips on mine.

PR.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

And there were other people at the party??

No fucking way.

At a party of all things?

What kind of party has PEOPLE at it?

WTF were Rob and Kristen thinking?

FOAM ALERT! MAJOR CLEANUP NEEDED!

Yes Folks.
Major Foamage.
BIG time foamalific splendor.
Foam
Foam
Everywhere's Foam.

Rob and Kristen spent her birthday together again.
Awwww shucks.
I guess you always have tomorrow for your
EXIT STRATEGY
Or the next day...
Or the next.

I'm sure as long as Rob and Kristen continue
to show up TOGETHER.
(Funny how I didnt see a picture of Robert putting his face
close to anyone else to hear THEM)
There will be conspiracy theories...
and exit strategies...
and PR PR PR.
or
If you just want to make it easier to remember?
EXCUSES.
Rationalizations to explain...
WHY OH GOD WHY
Rob and Kristen continue to be together
Up close.
Personal.
Time and time again.

Does it get any better? Absolutely not.

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.

I can't emphasize how much I want this movie to fucking
blow everything out of the theater.
How much I want Robert to be known as something other
than that 'vampire guy from the Twilight movies'
Because this movie can do this for him.
This movie WILL do this for him.
Robert is capable of holding his own with Oscar winners.
Robert is capable of being a huge box office draw...
Without the name Edward.

This next week is going to be SO much fun.
All the Robert.
All the time.
And we all know there is no such thing as
Too Much Robert Pattinson.

And that brings us to the premiere(s)

Hey Kris... Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you...

Yes.
All the WFE premieres.

April 17- WFE NYC Premiere

     Aprl 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin

    April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris

        May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London

  May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

The question I get asked SO much...
Is will Kristen be there?
Who knows.
Obviously I don't have access to her date planner.
(or DO I?)
I've been skeptical about her going to NYC
And thats mainly because its THE premiere... you know?
And if I had to wager a guess...
I would think Kristen is torn between wanting to go
and be with her guy and support him and his career...
Or
Staying out of sight so the focus of the night can be
all about WFE and Robert
and not the whole "Robsten" fuckery
and all the baggage that goes along with it.

Thing is?
Kristen is damned if she does.
Damned if she doesn't.
IF she goes
She will be criticized for taking attention away from Rob

and clinging to his coattails to try and stay relevant.

IF she doesn't go

It will be because Rob didn't want her there

and they are 'on a break' or some lame shit.

She can't win for losing.

I say...

She should just follow her heart

and do what She and Robert want.

Fuck the rest.

I still see London as a real possibility.

Big time.

It just makes sense to me.

Australia might be off because of time constraints.

But hell...

Paris is just a hop, skip and a jump from London.

Not a big deal.

So.

I guess we shall see.

Maybe.

If we are lucky to get a glimpse.

Maybe.

Because I'm thinking that's the last thing she would want.

And no one is better at NOT being seen than Kristen.

(Seriously, When was the last time we saw her before the birthday pics?

The chick has mad Ninja skills. Admit it.)

What do you suppose Tom is thinking here?

OK.

If I EVER was lucky enough to come across

Robert and Thomas in this kind of setting...

I sure as HELL would want Tom in my pic too.

Like.

Seriously?
ROB/ROSE/TOM sandwich?

Um.

Can you say fuckably awesome?

Like.

Fucking Dream Coming True?

Yeah. Right.

I would just have a pic taken with Rob

and leave that fuckably adorably Tom sitting on the step.

Like.

NO.

(OK, the 'Like' was to be obnoxious... did it work?)

Tom Sturridge.

Just fuckably because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F for FUCKABLY adorable.

F for Are you fucking KIDDING me with

your bullshit drama?

F for Lay off the fucking private pics.

Don't you have ANY fucking boundaries at all?

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Excuse my profuse profanity.

Sometimes its just a fuck kinda day.

On one bright note...

Welcome Madalynn Marie!

Life really is good.

♥

Imagine Kristen Stewart's Birthday

Dear Kristen,

Happy 21st Birthday!

There are a lot of incredible birthday wishes out there for you today...

and you deserve each and every one of them.

I wish you could know just how much you are loved and adored.

Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to know you...

What it would be like to just sit and talk to you...

Laugh with you.

Share secrets with you.

I imagine we wouldn't always see eye to eye on the whole Robert thing...

Because while I love him... You LOVE him.

I imagine you to be so thoughtful and caring when it comes to your friends.

You keep them very close to you.

You would do anything for them.

You put everyone elses well being above your own.

I imagine that you not only enjoy cooking...

But that you need to cook.

It relaxes you.

Calms you.

Helps you unwind and takes away the stress of the day.

You don't cook for yourself...

but to make other people happy.

Especially Robert.

(Who I imagine devours every bite)

I imagine that even though you are adorably awkward and shy in public...

You are funny and goofy and silly when safe with your friends.

You have a wonderful sense of humor and make people laugh.

I imagine you are too hard on yourself...

And sometimes you let things get to you that shouldn't matter.

You are thoughtful and kind and never want to hurt anyone...

You are forgiving and sweet even to those who don't deserve it.

I imagine you need to be more forgiving of yourself.

I imagine you don't really care about fancy clothes and makeup

or always worrying if your hair is just right...

You are comfortable in your own skin.

You love jeans, and vintage t-shirts and your black high-top chucks.

You care more about how you feel than how you look.

I imagine you look in the mirror and just see a young girl

who is on the way to finding herself.

A young girl...

Who has no idea just how stunningly beautiful she really is.

Who has fallen in love with a man loved by millions of women.

A man who only has eyes for you.

I imagine you wanting everything good for Robert and his career

and willing to step back out of the light if that is what will help him.

I imagine you would do anything for him.

I imagine you are overwhelmed by your love for him.

I imagine that you wonder how you could have been so lucky

to have found someone that is absolutely perfect for you.

And are so thankful that he loves you as fiercely... as you love him.

I imagine you would be embarrassed by all this attention.

That you don't understand why people want to know so much

about something that is so personal

So intimate 

To you.

I imagine you try to stay true to yourself

Your work.

Your love.

And I imagine you are just busy living your life...

And trying to ignore the the tornado that spins outside your window.

Yes.

That's what I imagine.

Here are my birthday wishes for you, Kristen.

You deserve to be be safe and happy. 

You deserve to smile and be excited about the things going on in your life...

Your family.

Your career.

Your friends.

Robert.

I wish for you to embrace and enjoy every part of every day.

But most of all...

When you are sitting in front of your birthday cake today...

And are about to blow out the candles...

Take a good look at the man who is next to you.

Look into his blue/grey eyes...

See how he smiles at you...

See how much he loves you.

See how much he wants to do anything to make you happy...

And you won't even have to make a wish.

Because they have already come true.

Happy Birthday Kristen.

I love and adore you.

May you find Happiness... Peace and Love...

Today and every day.

This post is brought to you by Kristen Stewart's Birthday and my vivid imagination.

And Tom Sturridge.

Just because.

There are a lot of birthday videos out there right now...

And I'm hoping you all saw this one...

Because it's fucking perfect.

Thanks to Fiorels.

Fucking brilliant.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- No Exit ✔

Flawed Perfection.

I love Robert's profile.

 A lot.

I seem to gravitate towards these kinda pictures...

(OK, next to the walking...)

Is it weird that they are all from the same side?

ANYway.

Random Thoughts.

1. Rob is going to be VERY busy in the coming weeks

doing Promotion for WFE.

Lots of TV

Lots of Rob laughing

Lots of Rob pulling his hand nervously thru his hair...

Lots 

Of

Rob.

So I thought it would be good to write down

all the appearances (so far)

So that we don't MISS a thing.

(Thanks to Robstenation for doing all the work)

WFE Promo Schedule

April 17- WFE NYC Premiere
         April 18 - Live With Regis and Kelly
April 20 - The Ellen Show
April 20 - Jimmy Kimmel Live
   April 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
     May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

 

I will put this somewhere on the blog...

and it will be updated if there are any changes.

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Howling.

Whining.

Screeching.

Snarling.

I have to admit to finding it all very amusing.

I was told yesterday that people were 'losing their minds'

over the Elle interview.

That Rob is again...

Doing more 'non-denial denials'

(You know... the super secret code that Rob

sends out to the people who hate Kristen...

Because that's SO Rob.)

 

Thing is?

They are clinging to the reporters speculations

(turns out it was a guy... who da thunk?)

As the "we know what Rob is thinking" gospel.

Gotcha.

How is that any different than the lunatic fringe

clasping Ted or Lainey to their bosom?

It's not.

Rob once again... didn't mention his relationship with Kristen.

You can interpret that any way you want to, I guess...

Which is what everyone does anyway.

(super/sekrit/nonnie/messages aside)

It's really 'Not His Job'

But it is the reporters job to get readers.

Just like Ted and Lainey

and the other endless gossip rags/blogs out there.

Does it really matter what some random reporter thinks?

Nope.

But then if all you got is some Elle reporter who probably

didn't even meet Rob in person...

And some renowned UK gossip rag to bolster your

whole 'exit strategy'...

Well.

I'm truly laughing on the inside.

Really.

I am.

I'll be your man... I'll understand. I'll do my best to take good care of you...

You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover too...

And You'll look at me, With eyes that see... and we'll melt into each others arms.

 

 

You'll be my Queen. I'll be your King. And I'll be your Lover... Too.

God I love how Rob sings that song.

It is my absolute favorite.

Until he comes out with his own version of

"Falling in love for the last time"

Heh.

Just because.

Kristen's birthday is tomorrow...

I don't usually post on the weekends...

But of course

Tomorrow I MUST make an exception.

I adore Kristen Stewart.

I do.

So let's see what tomorrow will bring... shall we?

This post is brought to you by the number *21

21 for the number of years old

Kristen will be.

21 for the number of 

Exit strategies that have been going

on for months now.

21 for the number of brain cells

the Foamers have.

21 is the average Foamer IQ

21 zillion times that

PR has been used as an excuse to explain

why Rob and Kristen keep showing up together.

21 thousand ways that Robert will show

Kristen just how much he loves and adores her.

21 times I will laugh at your lunacy

in 21 seconds.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Bye for now

♥♥♥