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Friday, September 17, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Somewhere Together?


So.
Robert (and Thomas) haven't been seen since last week.
Not counting snippets of someone's nose...
or a corner of what could be an ear.
You know what I mean?
And please...
No more lame ass manips.
CREEPY!

So where is Robert?
First tweets that he was on set with Kristen in NOLA...
Now there have been tweets that he is in London.
Wow.
So...
Has Rob been in the air since last Thursday?
Did he fly directly to London after Texas?
No passing NOLA... no collecting Beastie Boys t-shirts?
Interesting... yes?


No pics... Robert ceases to exist, of course.
What if he...
Went to New Orleans just as Kristen was wrapping up OTR...
so that they could hang out for a couple of days in 
a wonderful city...
And then...
Fly to London for a bit?
Together?
Hmmm.
Now THAT is an interesting thought... isn't it?
We all know how much London means to Robert.
We all know that Kristen loves it, too...
And since they are going to be wrapped up with BD for 6 months...
Maybe they went to pay a short visit before it starts?


Who knows.
(of course, after I post this... some picture of Robert
will turn up and this will all be moot)

I personally don't care WHERE they are.
I just like to think of them together.

And I know that so many people out there
think that Rob is just 'putting up with' Kristen 
out of some strange voodoo commitment to Summit
But
No one is forcing the boy to follow Kristen around.
It has nothing to do with 'PR'...
and just the fact that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.
If Rob didn't want to be with Kristen...
he wouldn't be.
Isn't it really that simple?


Simple.
Robert could be hanging out with anyone he wants
during his free time.
Ashley. Anna. Emilie. Mystery Blonde.
Anyone in the female population...
But instead...
He went to Montreal.
And NOLA.
(and you know he was there...
He didn't just push Sam out of the speeding car)
And chose to be where Kristen was...
AGAIN.
And 
AGAIN.
And
AGAIN.

So WHERE will they turn up next?

And will Robert be wearing the 
GET OFF MY DICK
shirt this time around?
Heh.

I'm still laughing over that one.
And all the angry excuses that followed.
People are STILL pissed off that Kristen had the NERVE
to wear Robert's t-shirt.
Wait.
He left it in Montreal
(They know this...how?)
That's how she got it.
It doesn't mean he was in New Orleans!
Besides...
She's only is doing it for attention.
Yeah.
Because Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough
FUCKING attention the way it is.
She definitely wants MORE.
Right.
Makes PERFECT sense...
(If you have rabies)


So... in closing...
The pictures in this post are what I want to see...
Robert and Kristen...
In an airport.
Somewhere.
Anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
 Walking side by side...
Together.

You know it.
I know it.
Grandma Rose knows it.


Side by side.
On to their next destination.
And even when they have to be separated by circumstance.
It never lasts very long.
They always manage to find their way back 
TOGETHER.

Yeah.
Grandma Rose can even see it...

"Those two whippersnappers love each other!"
OK.
Grandma Rose would NEVER use the word whippersnapper.
And I will be honest...
Grandma Rose doesn't give 2 hoots and a holler about 
Robert and Kristen.
Why did I just write 2 hoots and a holler?
Where the hell am I?
Good grief.


Robert and Kristen

Where are you?
Where is Thomas?

Who will wear the GOMD t-shirt next?
Will you wash it first?

Can I admit that even though Kristen wearing the shirt
made me LAUGH out loud...
I kinda liked Robert wearing it more.
I like that he is taking a bit of a stand against the paps intrusion.
I kinda like that he is standing up for himself...
and for Kristen.

I adore you Robert Pattinson.


This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *T*


H for HATERS
They are SO angry at a girl wearing a t-shirt.
So many hateful bitter things that were written.
Unbelievable.

T for Together.
I hope wherever Robert and Kristen are...
They are together.
Twirling.
And Happy.
Always Happy.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

P.S. My apologies to my Grandma Rose...
I know you don't read my blog
But you are one of the coolest ladies I know
And I love you madly...
And you would never say whippersnapper.
:)

778 comments:

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Anonymous said...

DUDE--stop--I'm getting kind of pissed and scared. Meet me on skype NOW please.

Rose said...

Gruff is making me all kinds of sad now...
:(

Smitty should get herself over there... soon.

Wildhart007 said...

Okay Gruff we are all swooning now.

Syd you may be right

Anonymous said...

Oh Smitty..

Go get your man!!

Elaine said...

Gruff-I'm sure you got it covered. I can tell that Smitty is just as taken with you as I am with my husband.
You are so sweet, she'll have no choice but to forgive you.

E.

Melinda said...

Tracy-

I'm thinking she would if she could.

But he better keep himself in check. She is not sounding to happy right now.

Anonymous said...

I am absolutely right...do you see Rose?

Sorry I can't help you here Smitty but, considering I believe I owe you one:

HEY GRUFF: Tell us about the first time you kissed Smitty or what you miss the most about her?

Hahaha--that should get him talking. Stick around Rose, this should get good.

Syd

Wildhart007 said...

Syd you must have a death wish

Elaine said...

Gruff-My heart is breaking for you.

Rose-tell her girl!!

Melinda said...

Ah Syd- be nice to Smitty. She probably puts up with a lot of BS from you two.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the first kiss. There were a few of those along the way. The first one that mattered was when we were out late one night and there had been some declarations made.

Gruff

Anonymous said...

*whispering* See Syd.. they turn on you.. *I* will always support you and be on your side. ❤

Rose said...

:-x

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Syd! I swear to god you don't know when to stop. Go in there please and shut his ass down.

Seriously Syd, I love you but help me out okay?

And not cute turning your phone off...come on, its not even funny now.

Melinda said...

Syd/Gruff- you to are going to be in the dog house pretty soon if you keep this up!

Elaine said...

I am dead with all the romance...too much to handle!!!
Gruff-you fucking own us tonight!
I think my husband is the one that could use a few secrets from you.

Smitty-Give him a break, he is adorable.

E.

Anonymous said...

Oh but Smitty, you made me promise never to open a bedroom door again. Really I cannot go back on that promise to you.

Sorry--so GRUFF--what happened next?

Rose--what on earth does that little symbol mean-lol!

Melinda said...

E-

Not everyone wants their business all over. I am with Smitty one this one.

Even if he is cute.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Tracy, your loyalty is wonderful and appreciated.

Syd

Melinda said...

Syd- seriously dude stop egging him on!

Anonymous said...

Rose it would appear your mouth has been taped shut? Come on if you ask nicely I am sure Gruff will deliver the goods to you on a silver platter. You should hear him when he gets on a roll.

GRUFF---you know, if you really love Smitty you would want the whole world to know.

Wildhart007 said...

Passwords are the key as Syd well knows

Anonymous said...

GRUFF--Come on just tell us what your favorite part of her body is, she likes that kind of compliment. She won't be mad I swear.

Elaine said...

Melinda-I think you just get a little excited when you're so in love, and from what we can see this is the case with Gruff. I don't think he's said too much. I'm sure Smitty knows how to keep him in check :)

E.

Rose said...

Sorry. I was on the damn phone.

:-X means "No comment"

I'm guessing Gruff might be a bit intoxicated at the moment...

Anonymous said...

Syd,

I am going to go now but to answer your questions without upsetting Smitty--the kiss was heaven and my favorite part of her body is her heart. It has let me in and for that I am forever grateful and amazed.

Now go to bed my trouble-making friend. We will have an early morning breakfast and you better be sharp as I know someone YOU love will be there. Wouldn't want to be too tired to woo her now would you??

Good night ladies of Roseland. You are all quite sweet.

Good night my friend Rose. I hope we can talk again soon.

Melinda said...
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Anonymous said...

Goodnight Gruff!

Wildhart007 said...

Good nite Gruff We heart you and Smitty

Rose said...

Sweet dreams Gruff... I enjoyed chatting with you.

Syd... Wooing a girlfriend? Brilliant.

Smitty. I adore you. Hurry up and get to him... he seems so lost without you.

Melinda said...

Oh no it looks like Tracy has some competition!

Syd is going to be wooing someone tomorrow...

You better tell us how that went.


Goodnight Gruff- tell your better half goodnight for me as I doubt she will be back on tonight.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Rose.. and I'll say again. Smitty, go get your man!!

G'night Gruff and Smitty :) Tonight has been fun.

And Syd - if you are indeed actually wooing someone, then I wish you the best of luck.. (not that you need it, as I am STILL swooning)

Elaine said...

Gruff-Have a great night-hope sleep finds you even without Smitty.

Smitty-Agree with all the ladies, hurry up and get to your man.

Syd-Please let us know how the wooing goes tomorrow, I'm sure it's in the bag!

E.

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh.. Dear cable internet.. I'm paying Netflix good money to have movies streamed through my PS3. Don't fuck it up by being a cranky bitch tonight!! Kthxbai!!

Okay :)

Anonymous said...

Okay Roseland,

I am back to being the only male here it would appear.

Rose if you are still here no worries. They are back inside their little bubble and none the worse for wear.
How has your day been love? I didn't get to chat with you much lately. No blog so are you visiting somewhere where there is a lake? I hope so.
Anything else new?

And Tracy, I do appreciate your loyalty to me.
Melinda, I will work on a poem but my gosh, what can I find to rhyme with Melinda besides Belinda and that would be a whole other poem.

Syd (I like having a name now)

Anonymous said...

Syd-

The name is nice. And I'm no longer feeling like I am starting the comment wrong by posting A before everything. That got confusing.

Manjen!! I miss you! If I promise to never ever, ever ever, lock you in anywhere anymore, will you come sit with me a while?

Anonymous said...

@ Tracy

OK!! Im here...

Rose said...

I'm still here, Syd... Just catching up on stuff I missed.
I have no worries about Gruff and Smitty... I just wish they were together. Gruff looks sad without her. Hopefully it won't be too long.

I didn't blog today because I was tad bit irritated by something and I didn't want to rant in my post. But it looks like I will probably rant tomorrow anyway.
Ah well.
Here comes Sarcastic sunday!

Syd. I just want you to know that I adore you.
Most definitely.

Melinda said...

Syd-

you are a smart guy I know you can do it! My wooing poem doesn't have to rhyme!

Glad you peeps have names now. "A" was too confusing especially when the letter a is used so much.

Glad they are back in their bubble. It's a great place to be.

So you are going to be wooing someone tomorrow? I am sure you will have no problem with that.

Anonymous said...

Rose
If you were irritated by what I think you might be irritated at, then yeah.. totally flip that bitch switch on tomorrow. They deserve it. I opted for kicking them in the twats.. but Sarcastic Sunday might be fun.

Melinda said...

Yes! Sarcastic Sunday with Rose! My favorite! Make it a good one because quite honestly I like laughing at the stupidity out there.

I noticed the resident sea serpent (honey) hasn't been on. Maybe something happened to her while she has been waiting for Kristen to show up on that island. Maybe a whale swallowed her. One could only hope!

SueBee said...

I get to my laptop and the party is over! :o(

Anonymous said...

SueBee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

olivia said...

Took one more peek in.....

"the kiss was heaven and my favorite part of her body is her heart. It has let me in and for that I am forever grateful and amazed."

My perception is Gruff, that you have a beautiful and sensitive soul. Smitty, you are a blessed woman and he is surely a keeper. Hugs to you both.

Sid, naughty but fun. You are a keeper too! I do support Smitty, she does know best.

Rose, you have the best friends! They are lovely. Lucky you! Happy for you!

I think I just may order one of the STFU hoodies and be really stylin when I'm twirling!
Really, really good night!
Olivia (TX.)

Anonymous said...

SueBee!! You've made it!!

Elaine said...

Rose-Yeayyy! Sunday is now my favorite day of the week.

Melinda said...

We will party with you SueBee!

Smitty (aka A friend) and Gruff (aka the boyfriend) have gone back into their bubble.

Syd(aka A) is still here though. Did you see his wooing of Tracy and Louisa?

Wildhart007 said...

Rose

Will be looking forward to your post, even sarcastic, I bet it will be great.

Tracy
I agree with the cable situation, sooo many channels and I still can't find a movie. Been watching an Alice and Chains concert.

Melinda

Are you going to be swooning tomorrow, also?

Syd

Thank goodness for a name.

Anonymous said...

Darling Rose,

What upset you? Who? Point me at them as I will happily find a place for my foot in their mouth if they hurt you, love.

As for the two lovebirds, I would guess you will be surprised by how quickly they are reunited.

She just texted me and said to say goodnight to you-lol--and I believe I hear snoring from Gruff. Goats snore--who knew?

I cannot be jovial knowing you were upset. By more hate? By something in your "real" life? You can email me if you would rather but I get enraged when this happens to you. I know you are very tough and all that but really, it is quite distasteful to think that someone would hurt anyone as sweet and lovely as you.

Let me know what I can do to cheer you if someone has dared to cross the line with you. I would dance with a pot of flowers on my head in Trafalgar Square if it would make you happy.

Syd

Anonymous said...

Hello Sue the wonderful diary writer. You did not miss much other than me trying to keep Tracy, Rose, Manjen, Melinda, and a few others happy and satisfied. Of course, it was no problem for a man of my nature.

SueBee said...

I have like 300 posts to catch up with so I have no idea what's going on!

Anonymous said...

Hmm... wearing STFU hoodies *while* twirling. That would be epic. I'd do it. :)

Rose said...

Thank you dearest Syd... but I am really OK.
Sometimes I get irritated by things that probably shouldn't bug me...
But they do.
Believe me...nothing serious... and nothing to make me lose sleep at night!

Goats snore? HAHAHAHAHA. That doesn't surprise me!
Thank you for always being so sweet and lovely to me, Syd...
It really means a lot to me...

Wildhart007 said...

Syd

I got to go there. Your big stinky feet would surely get rid of them...HAHAHAHAHAH

Melinda said...
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SueBee said...

Satisfying THAT many women? I'm impressed.

I don't know whether to high five you or feel jealous. :o)

Wildhart007 said...

SueBee

We missed you, Honey is apparently still at the island.

Melinda said...

Wildheart-

I am not going to swoon until Syd has wooed with a poem not matter how charming he is!!!

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee

He was about to sing my song Mandy to Melinda...she had to correct him!!

Anonymous said...

SueBee
I'll give you the cliffnotes version.

I got wooed. Glorious, life altering, earth shatteringly wooed.

Now everybody else wants a piece of it. (But I'm not doing the sharing thing very well)

Syd (formerly known as "A") gave me a small piece of his heart (I own it now) and I gave him a piece of mine.

Everybody plans on getting STFU hoodies to wear while we're twirling.

And here we are!

Elaine said...

Hey SueBee hope you're able to catch up. It's been a busy night.
Tracy left out the part where I became engaged tonight.

E.

Wildhart007 said...

Melinda
Hold him to it!

Melinda said...

Wildheart/SueBee-

I'm kinda hoping the sea serpent (my new name for Honey while she is on the island)got swallowed by a whale.

Wildhart007 said...

Elaine

Your husband appears to be a keeper also. You and Smitty are very lucky.

Melinda said...

Wildheart-

You better believe I will! He is already trying to get out of it b/c my name doesn't rhyme with anything. Just like a man, never comes through for you!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah!

E's hubster totally pulled off a romantic proposal. :)

And somewhere, LJ's basking in the joy of being an Auntie. (I'm trying to include her since she's never able to be here with us when we're chatting) *hugs again LJ!* and *snuggles for the baby!*

Wildhart007 said...

Melinda

The whale would probably spit her back out. Sounds like an epic diary entry.

Anonymous said...

Rose--was this about those nasty letters? I was alerted to them as Smitty is such a fan. She actually wrote a rather brilliant and encouraging response about 400 posts ago. I was quite proud of her for it. You should see it if you have time to sort through it. Rather long (that might help you find it) but she was brilliant.

I am glad you are okay but I stand ready to shove a foot in to a mouth if you need me.

No answers? Now that is a complaint about which Smitty has always been vocal concerning you. I understand you must be discreet.

Are you happy about tonight? I hope you didn't mind us teasing and babbling all over your Roseland.
I am thinking you were okay with chatting with us but if we ever are intrusive or too verbose please let me know and I will be sure we all mind our manners.

Elaine said...

Wildhart-Thanks, he truly is a keeper!

Melinda said...

Wildhart-

True dat! (he, he I'm gangsta Syd right now)

Anonymous said...

Melinda, prepare to be woo'd. I am working on a lovely poem despite your lack of confidence in me.

Syd

Rose said...

Damn... I must have missed Smitty's response. And it's not ONE thing that bothers me in this fandom... its so many things.
Mostly the hypocrisy. On both sides of the playing field.

I loved having all of you here in Roseland! Are you kidding? The 3 of your are hilarious and everyone enjoys your company. You are ALWAYS welcome!!

Anonymous said...

Syd

You shove a foot in their mouth, I'll kick them in the vajayjays. We'll sneak up on them, you kick high, I'll kick low, then we'll walk away and go "You know what you did!"

It will be glorious.

(are you tall enough to reach their mouth? I'm only 5'7.. so I'm taking the low kick)

Wildhart007 said...

Melinda

That's an idea, a rap song.

Melinda said...

I'm not worried Syd. I love to razz on people. If it is anything like Tracy's original song I know I will be properly wooed sweet man.

Anonymous said...

A Poem for Melinda...by Shel Silverstein

Have you heard of tiny Melinda Mae,
Who ate a monstrous whale?
She thought she could,
She said she would,
So she started in right at the tail.

And everyone said,"You're much too small,"
But that didn't bother Melinda at all,
She took little bites and she chewed very slow,
Just like a little girl should...

...and eighty-nine years later she ate that whale
Because she said she would!!!


I realize this is not an original poem however, it reminded me of you. You are constantly defending A friend (aka Smitty) and you are always very sensitive to others and their feelings. You seem loyal and true and, I imagine, if you say you will do something, you will do it...even if it takes you 89 years!

Your friend,
Syd

Anonymous said...

Melinda -

I see you.. trying to steal some of my woo. Do I need to lock you in the basement? 0_o

Melinda said...

Wildhart-

We will let Rose have an original gangsta Syd rap song since she has no song from him yet.

Anonymous said...

You have to find it Rose...I'll see if I can. You would be so proud of her.

I am plenty tall enough to take them Tracy. Nothing I would enjoy more and I am not usually a violent person. At some point though, people just need to be smacked.

Wildhart007 said...

Rose

Smitty's post this morning was beautiful.

Rose said...

Syd... I cannot find it...

Damn. almost 700 comments.
I really can't go a day without posting! :)

Anonymous said...

Darling Rose, Take a look. I thought it was excellent.


A friend said...
Hello Ladies of Roseland-

3 things--A is fine. My life got busy at the same time he felt bad. No great drama here--all is well. I love that you all cheered him up when he was feeling "forlorn and sad" as Rose said. Its all good. The morning torture that is our tradition has been reinstated. However, if I EVER hear him saying that I am in any way high maintenance and too emotional I have a good response for him.

I just read through a bunch of these and you are all very funny and sweet. I knew that before but its really cute how you all support and talk to each other. Oh-and I'm sorry for -- aahh-now I can't find it but someone's dad is sick...hope he is better soon. Oh and for the chick that is pole dancing-I did some classes like that and its kick ass fun. Keep it up!

Finally, I would highly recommend you ignore the hate and lies that are on twitter/fb/where ever else they look. Its really fucking sick that people have nothing better to do with their lives. I get that if you are like 13 and you think you are in love with some movie star you are going to say crazy ass things but some of these people are adults? How does that work exactly? The best thing to do is ignore it all. I will say Rose knows best--or in "twilight speak" you could say "don't bet against Rose." She might not know all the details but she knows more than anyone else and she's just a good, safe place to be. She gets that Rob and Kris love to be together with Tom and Sam and the rest of their friends too. And that it is okay if they aren't together because of work or other things. Honestly, wouldn't it be weird and boring if any couple was together 24/7? Isn't it okay for people to go on a road trip or work without the other being there every single fricking day? What would you discuss after awhile? What if one liked to do something and the other didn't? Do you stop doing what you love just to be obsessively with someone else? I just spent too long looking at some of the crap out there (I REALLY have to stop doing that) and it is scary and sick. That's what I like about Rose-she's this sane person who is a fan but she realizes they are people. She is a fan but she's not going to kill someone or make up lies or shit like that to create drama. Rob and Kris are fine and happy when they are together and they are fine and happy when they are occasionally separated for work or just because they want time alone or with other friends. I think people underestimate their relationship really--they've been through alot and, for whatever reason, Rob loves Kris no matter what and Kris loves Rob no matter what. It doesn't matter what is said any more because no amount of crazy chatter on twitter or whatever is going to come close to touching that. People can lie about her being a bitch or that he has a baby somewhere or whatever and its not going to touch them anymore. I think that's a hard lesson for anyone to learn but one that is finally sinking in for them. Rose preaches that alot, don't let the crazy get to you etc. She's a smart woman and, like I said, don't bet against Rose. She knows.

Sorry to ramble but thanks again for worrying about A and Rose thanks for the tip about that situation...everyone is happy and good. Hope you are too and enjoy your weekend.

Saturday, September 18, 2010 9:20:00 AM

Rose said...

Does anyone have the post saved? I have looked through all of 'a friends' comments...and I couldn't find it.

Rose said...

Ah... thank you sweet Syd <3

Elaine said...

Syd-Smack those bitches please!!! After you're done you can go back to your non violent ways :)

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Sometimes people ask for it. It's a deal thing. Let me know when we roll. I'll even pull out the pointy toed high heeled shoes to wear. (If I'm gonna be kicking, it's gonna hurt.. a lot)

Melinda said...

Syd-

You just brought a huge smile to my face. I totally forgot that poem!! You now have a piece of my heart!

I will always defend Smitty. She's a woman after my own heart!!

Tracy- you can only lock me in the basement of Syd is with me! ;)

Anonymous said...

I love "Don't bet against Rose. She knows."

Don't ever doubt the power of the friendship you have had with her Rose. I know it is not, hmm, all that you would like but it has been profound for her.

I will never, ever bet against you Rose.

Anonymous said...

I'm ready when you are Tracy--

and now I am supposed to create a rap for Rose? How was that decided. I am not a rapper at all, and I think it might truly be repulsive to see my lily white ass trying to do anything "gangsta" like!

Syd

Anonymous said...

I am glad you are happy Melinda! I would get locked in a basement with you anytime my friend!

Syd

Anonymous said...

Melinda

You can ask SueBee and Manjen.. I'm not a good hostess. They made trouble for me, so I had to move them to the shed. I've since reinforced it (since they BOTH broke up) and I'm not opposed to using it. Or I could always use the attic...

I worked too hard for my woo to be sharing any part of Syd with anybody. And besides.. he and I have a date to go kick some arse.

katy said...

So, if I'm correct A is Syd...A friend is Smitty and Gruff is Smitty aka A friend boyfriend...Hello Gruff, how wonderful to have you here too.
I'm swoon...A friend you are a lucky women...if I were you I would be jumping on a plane, train or whatever to go to him.

Rose said...

*sniff* that was incredible...
I'm a bit teary after reading about her faith in me.
Rose Knows.
Thank You Smitty...
I adore you so.

Thank you for finding that for me, Syd... Fucking brilliant.
Thank You.

Melinda said...

Syd-

I quite like the idea of you doing a rap song! Emeniem (or however you spell it)is as lily white as they come.

I have a feeling you have some musician friends that could help out.

Anonymous said...

Syd

Dude.. I've said I'm patient.. doesn't mean I'm going to be nice to everybody else that tries to get a piece of you.. No basement for you.

I'll share your charm with people, but not that tiny part of you that I fought for. It's mine.

Melinda said...

Tracy-

if Syd is locked in a basement with me quite frankly I don't care how bad of a hostess you are!!!

:)

Rose said...

hmmm...

Wildhart007 said...

Syd

I have faith that you can write Rose a rap song, your prowess with prose is beyond compare.

Anonymous said...

She loves you too Rose.

The night is catching up to me and turning to morning far too quickly.

I will talk to you all soon and thank you for a lovely night of laughter and friendship.

Take care all of you!

Darling Rose,

You especially have a lovely evening. I am glad you are happy and please, do not let the crazy people get to you. Tracy and I can put those fools on our hit list if you give us the word. I think most everyone here would defend you quite passionately as you obviously touch us all with your wit and creative writing. You are simply a joy to know love.

Your friend truly,
Syd (lol--that seems so funny to write)

Rose said...

It seems much later than 10:12 pm....

Caroline said...

*stepping out of lurkdom*

Syd- A few nights ago when you were over sharing about Smitty and her beloved crime fighting goat (aka Gruff), it was obvious to me that you must be the brother of a sister. You're clearly well versed in the art of verbal torture and skills like that had to be finely honed on a sister. Based on your merciless (drunken) teasing earlier this week, I had you pegged as a younger brother and therefore relatively harmless. However, after witnessing the diabolical nature in which you tried to lead poor innocent Gruff astray tonight over the heartfelt pleas of sweet Smitty, I realize that I was wrong. I now firmly believe that you are in fact a dreaded older brother. I shall have to take off my rose colored glasses (hehe) and keep an eagle eye on you, just in case you decide to once again revert to your evil older brotherish ways. I'll step back into lurkdom and adore you from afar, but I just wanted to warn the others.

~Caro~

PS You have some mad WOO skillz, you are the
WOO-MAN!!!

PPS Hello to Rose and all the Regs, this is such a great site. Thanks for always brightening my day with wisdom and laughter.

SueBee said...

It's not the basement. It's the shed that did me in. (Still need a hug after being locked in there!)

Okay, still trying to get used to everyone having a different name.

I tell you, I go out to dinner and the whole world changes!

I'm not competing for the woo. I'm sure there's plenty of love to go around. Enjoy the swooning. Its very sweet.

Melinda said...

Rose-

her (Smitty) comment was pretty brilliant.

It has to be hard sometimes and that's all I'll say about that.

Melinda said...

Goodnight Syd- come join the fun when you can and be sweet to that girl-she deserves it...

Wildhart007 said...

Caroline

You need to step out of lurkdom more often. How observant and well written.

Rose said...

Sweet Dreams Sweet Syd...
and yes... Syd is kinda hard for me to get used to.
Thank you for all your kind words and unwavering support...
It means the world to me.
Thank You.
Thank You.
Thank You.
You own a piece of my heart...
Now and forever.

Anonymous said...

Oh SueBee

I'll give you hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. The world's not that much different. The sun still sets at the same time, the tides still come in.. Lindsey Lohan is apparently STILL failing court appointed drug testing.. Just a few names have changed.. nothing more.

*hugs*

And I've promised to never ever, ever ever, lock you or Manjen in anywhere. (Can't say the same for everybody else.. I'm watching you Melinda..)

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Syd

Be sharp in the morning, as you must woo again. We heart you also.

Rose said...

I must also bid you all adieu...
Thanks each and every one of you for being so witty and wonderful and making my blog a nice place to be.
I appreciate all of you so much.

This comment is brought to you by the letter *S*

For Sweet Dreams

Bye for now.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Rose!!

Wildhart007 said...

Good Nite Rose

It was our pleasure. And thankyou for creating your blog so that we have Roseland to run away to. I need it more than you could ever know.

Linda

Anonymous said...

G'night Rose!

Sweet and pleasant dreams..

Don't forget to order your STFU hoodie! We'll have to have a STFU party one night once everyone has theirs.
:)

Melinda said...

Tracy-

Bwhahahaha to the LL comment, not that we are shocked. Wish some of the Kristen haters would become fixated on Lindsey or Paris and all their shenanigans.

Oh you better watch out..... :)

Elaine said...

Good night Syd! love your new name.

Good Night Ladies, the party outside my room is getting interesting as the music has turned to the dead and Jerry Garcia is wooing me out there.

Love you all!!

E.

Melinda said...

Night Rose!

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Elaine

Keep the romance alive

Anonymous said...

Manjen! SueBee!

Let's plan some mischief :)

I promise to buy you your own STFU shirts if you help me build that secret room..

DreamerKind said...

The stars are so bright tonight in our glittering, shining Roseland. It has been a dream sharing it with you:

"When all the world is a hopeless jumble,
And the raindrops tumble all around,
Heaven opens a magic lane.

When all the clouds darken up the skyway,
There's a rainbow highway to be found,

Leading from your window pane
To a place behind the sun,

Just a step beyond the rain.

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true."

Wildhart007 said...

Tracy

I want to put in my order for a STFU Hoodie.

katy said...

To A

Glad to see Happy A back. Sweet dreams A

Caroline said...

Wildhart007- Thank you for your encouraging words. I'm not sure why I was so nervous to hit the "Publish Your Comment" button for the first time, but your kindness made it a bit easier to hit that button for a second time tonight. : )

Sweet WOO filled dreams to everyone in Roseland!

Wildhart007 said...

Dreamerkind

How have you been? Been awhile since I seen you post. Guess I'm asleep by the time you get on.

Melinda said...

Okay I am out for the night. Long day tomorrow including celebrating my father's birthday.

In the words of sweet Rose....

time to fly!

Talk to everyone tomorrow I am sure.

Wildhart007 said...

Caroline

We are all just having fun, come, join the party.

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Melinda

Enjoyed your woo, Happy Birthday to your dad!

Anonymous said...

Does it seem later than 10:30 to anyone else?

Wildhart007 said...

Tracy

Very much later, I'm worn out. But feeling so good.

SueBee said...

Well, It looks likes there are plenty of spaces for me to sit down since the party is over.

I had a diary I was going to post but I think I'll wait till tomorrow for a fresh blog from Rose.

In the mean time, I guess I'll eat what's left of the snacks you guys left. LOL

DreamerKind said...

Wildhart007

I'm good. Thanks. So much enjoyment tonight, on here, with you all.

I posted earlier tonight, and a few days ago, and yes, I guess I might be the resident late nightowl.

Most times, it feels like I am posting into the night, out into the universe, into infinity, keeping like Tracy, a little piece of it all, within myself.

Wildhart007 said...

SueBee

Sit down and just bask in the good feelings for awhile. Glad to see you finally got out of the shed. Tracy has made it clear, there will be no sharing the woo.

DreamerKind said...

On another note, I'll be having a refreshing drink now to cap this fab day!

Anyone else joining in?

Anonymous said...

SueBee
I for one am looking forward to the next diary entry. I am curious as to what exactly those two crazy kids have got planned for the nutjob.

Plenty of snacks.. drinks.. take your pick. If you can make it through the night with me, I may let you wear my absolute champion sash. I'm keeping my tiara though. That is mine.

Wildhart007 said...

DreamerKind
I will have one drink, but I'm fading fast.

Tracy
I bow again to your "Ruler of All"

SueBee
Looking forward to that Diary entry.

Anonymous said...

@Dreamer

I think I'll have a drink.. it's been a wild and crazy night.

DreamerKind said...

Wildhart007

You're on! One, two, three, "Cheers".

DreamerKind said...

Tracy

You said it all and then some!

Nice to see you.

SueBee said...

@wildhart

I'm not in the woo competition. You guys go for it. :o)

Wildhart007 said...

SueBee

That shed must have really got to you.LOL

Dreamerkind

Cheers! To Roseland!

Anonymous said...

Now that I have been shown the way of the woo (okay, srsly.. that is the last time I'm typing that word), I will spend most of my time practicing it on SueBee and Manjen. Someone's got to make those two swoon.

DreamerKind said...

Yes, to Roseland and the wonder of it all!

DreamerKind said...

I must be delirious, because tonight, I can't get song lyrics out of my head, guess I say things best, with other peoples words.

DreamerKind said...

Wooing around here is a real kick!

Syd is very busy composing rhyme and the Ladies of Roseland are standing in line. Not that I wouldn't do the same, lol.

Anonymous said...

@Dreamer

There are days when just about everything I need to say can be done with song lyrics and movie quotes.

:)

SueBee said...

ACK! Not the shed!

I mean, um, no, it's fine.

Honestly, the wooing is cute but I'm not getting in line for it.

A or Syd (?) is sweet and I'll just enjoy his posts as they are.

Of course if he, and/or the rest of you feel the need to woo me, by all means...I won't turn you away! LOL

DreamerKind said...

Tracy

So true, I mean, why re-invent the wheel, eh?

Wildhart007 said...

Okay all, I gotta call it a night.
I have enjoyed it all immensely. Until tomorrow.

Linda

DreamerKind said...

Nite, Linda....See ya later...

DreamerKind said...

It means a lot to me, to find women like y'all, where it is good to play and be funny.

Sure enough, it does lift the spirits.

DreamerKind said...

SueBee, before the vodka screws with my head, just want to say, I love reading your Diaries.

Anonymous said...

@Dreamer

It is a quiet respite from the cacophony. :)


I'm patiently waiting for SueBee to go through the bajillion posts she missed... (it might take her a while)

SueBee said...

@Dreamer

Thanks, sweetie. That means a lot to me. :o)

I had a diary for tonight but I actually had real life plans for once. LOL

I came back and the board seems to have exploded. I've gone through 50 missed posts. Only 250 more!

Back in a minute!

DreamerKind said...

Tracy

I took a minute to edit my little DK profile and to answer another silly question for the amusement of myself.

How are you doing these days?

Anonymous said...

Tonight, DreamerKind... tonight I am glorious. I've had a wonderful night. Good times, good friends, great conversations. Can't really ask for anything more.

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Isn't this incredible, 754 posts and I know Rose didn't write a new commentary and that she has been busy with making and getting comments?

It's like that song "Neutron Star Collision" around here, ha, ha.

DreamerKind said...

Tracy, I feel your gloriousness and have gently shared your delight and humor about the gift of Syd to one Tracy.

Anonymous said...

DreamerKind - He is a rare one.. I truly enjoy our exchanges when he is on.

How are you these days?

DreamerKind said...

Here I go again, I'm off:

"Days can be sunny,
With never a sigh ;
Don't need what money can buy.
Birds in the tree sing
Their dayful of song,
Why shouldn't we sing along ?
I'm chipper all the day,
Happy with my lot.
How do I get that way ?
Look at what I've got :

I got rhythm
I got music
I got my man/girl
Who could ask for anything more ?
I got daisies
In green pastures,
I got my man/girl
Who could ask for anything more ?

Ol'Man Trouble,
I don't mind him.
You won't find him
'Round my door.
I got starlight,
I got sweet dreams,
I got my man/girl,
Who could ask for anything more ?
Who could ask for anything more ?

(Wanna mess with me?)

DreamerKind said...

Tracy

On the wooing front, there is someone...

He is younger of course, most are, at my time of life,

And he scares me a bit, because he is sharp and mesmerizing.

What to do, oh, what to do? He wants to take me out, alone!!!

DreamerKind said...

And there are others, oh, woe is me, now that I am free to love again, will I?

Met a genial German man, am chatting with a Londonaire? The world is my oyster, but I am allergic to shellfish!!

Anonymous said...

Carpe Diem, DreamerKind... Carpe Diem!! :)

In all seriousness.. Do what makes you happy. It's the trick to enjoying life.

Anonymous said...
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DreamerKind said...

Louisa

I know that we haven't met. May I say that your mind is gifted with a clarity and your cybervoice peals like a bell. What I mean is that you have that rare ability to be heard over the chaos. Hello, u!

Dee, if you please or DK or Dreamer, whatever suits.

DreamerKind said...

Tracy,

Carpe Diem, yea, I know.

What makes me happy? I am happy without complicating my life for I have been in committed or married relationships most of my life. Still, I love MEN, they are so DIFFERENT from us-that's the charm.

Oh, well, you didn't ask to give me guidance, I only ponder.

DreamerKind said...

Louisa

The "underused soapbox" you mentioned in your post, is exactly the one I claim very late at night, when I think no one is on here. Strange bedfellows, aren't we?

Anonymous said...

SueBee.. you still around... you want to share my absolute champion title with me? :)

SueBee said...

@Tracy

I'm still here. Catching up with all of those posts wore me out a little.

You go ahead and keep the title.

I'm a sleepy SueBee...plus your shed scares the hell out of me. :o)

keset said...

Rob looks so sad :(
http://www.spunk-ransom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/164270087-efc2388450a1718c3ca6dc913d8cf885.4c956090-scaled.jpg

Anonymous said...

SueBee

You never have to fear the shed again. I'm done with it. I got what I came for, so to speak.. so it's all good. Tomorrow's a new day.. (or later today's a new day?) We'll start over.. concentrate on new things :)

Whatcha say.. It's a pretty sash.. It's all bedazzled and pink...

You know you want to wear it.

SueBee said...

@Tracy

Soooo tempting--but you keep it.

(I'll just try it on when you aren't looking.)


:o)

DreamerKind said...

DreamerKind says:
"You may say I'm a dreamer.
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will be as one."
(John Lennon's "Imagine", the inspiration for my moniker, and the plea for peace and oneness.)

The Platters sang:
"Goodnight, sweetheart, well, it's time to go,
Goodnight, sweetheart, well, it's time to go,
I hate to leave you, but I really must say,
Oh Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight."

And I say, "You complete me, ye Roseland's Intoxication."

Until tomorrow, dearest Rose et.al.

Anonymous said...

SueBee

All righty.. if you say so. But I'm not going to be surprised if you're wearing it tomorrow.

:)

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Anonymous said...

I'm lurking more than I comment these days but I wanted to say just how beautiful I thought Gruff's words to his Smitty were and also hers to him.
I also thought Syd quite enjoyed tormenting them both a bit. :)

I hope all is well with everyone and wish all a lovely Sunday. It's beautiful where I am.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Darling Rose,

Last night I believe I was charged with writing you a rap song. I am not a rapper nor do I especially appreciate rap music but I have done my best for you. My friends say it is rubbish but I hope the effort, at the very least, shines through. I based it on one of the only rap songs I know...the theme to the Prince of BelAir.


This is a story all about how
My heart got flipped-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
Just fold your hands
And I'll tell you how I came to a town called Roseland


In London is where I was born and raised
On the playground was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
And meeting some friends who went to my school. They took me home and Gruff and I met
We became best mates it was a sure bet
But he wanted to leave and head cross the pond
So I said I'd go too, we have a tight bond.

Now a few years later and Gruff is in lust
With a girl he needs
says its a damn must
So I play wingman and he gets the girl's heart
But I get no thanks for my small part.

Now the girl she is into the twilight set
Goes on the pc and looks on the net
She is mad she is angry it seems really bad
Cuz the stuff they are saying makes her oh so sad.

But one day she hears from her friend Rose
And Rose is so cool from her head to her toes
She writes what she thinks and its all very sweet
For the inside scoop, Roseland cant be beat.

So the girl bugged me to visit one night
Her and Gruff were snogging, it was quite a sight
So I started chatting with Rose and she was a delight
We chatted and laughed well into the night.

Next morning when I woke I noticed a diff
I had fallen in love, if you get my drift
Rose had stolen my heart and I could not retreat
Her writing and talent could not be beat.

Now she's married so I have to be good and be kind
Though I fear her husband will some day find
That I love his dear wife, though I mean no harm
Who could ever resist her beauty and charm

That's all I can say Rose my rap must stop
It would sound better live, I could give it some pop
But this is as close as we can ever be
Just know that I love you, my sweet Rosesee

With much love and affection,
Syd

olivia said...

Dear A/Syd,
Never a more beautiful gift. Lovingly crafted and delivered.
You are the Bard of Rap.
Lucky Rose... Wooed with passion and true love. Well deserved.
The Roseland posse loves you too Rose!
Bravo A/Syd : D
Hugs,
Believer,
Olivia (TX.)

I'm off to work.

Wildhart007 said...

Syd,

You are a heartbreaker. I woke up to find your rap to Rose. She is one lucky woman. We all heart you here in Roseland.

Linda

Anonymous said...

Hey LJ! Where are you?! I'm so anxious to find out if I have a niece or nephew! *hugs & snuggles*


Okay.. there's something wrong in the world whenever RuPaul is teaching women how to be more feminine. The tv is a scary place.

I am exhausted, and I've only been awake for a few hours.. ugh.

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