If it wasn't for the foam
But the foam keeps getting thicker
And it just keeps getting harder
And I'm falling
Into a deep well
(Lyrics by Phish)
*********************************
You think the foam is thick now?
Just you wait...
Umbrellas at the ready!
Quick Notes.
1. Kristen is in Louisiana.
I'm thinking Robert is, too...
Yeah. So.
Because BD is starting up soon.
Is Kristen going back to L.A. for the Scream Awards?
And she has to be in NYC this week for WTTR stuff...
Will she be traveling there alone?
What happens if Robert shows up with her?
;)
*Opens Umbrella*
Can't wait to find out.
*Twirl*
This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *R*
F for FOAM!!!
What else?
So.
Much.
Foam.
Coming.
R for Robert
Yes, I'm STILL intoxicated.
and
R for RUMORS
Although sometimes it's fun to giggle
at some of the absurd bullshit out there...
There really is some scary shit.
Par for the course, I suppose.
Twirl!
Bye for now
♥♥♥
Can I go first--and look what Leo did--I am really Smitty now.
ReplyDeleteHI ROSE!!!
Nice Rose..great post as always
ReplyDeleteYou know there is karma flying everywhere right now and I'm kind of loving watching it all just happen.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to thank the zit fairy for visiting the bitch I have to work with today...lol! We're going to need more pancake batter over here pronto!
I really need to be nice. I really need to be nice. I really need to be nice. I really need.....
Smitty
(sorry) I'll shut up now--lol
LOL i just realized that Smitty, and Leo is a cyber god
ReplyDeleteI just love it when someone who is being a royal bitch gets visited by the zit fairy, I also love it if they get visited by mother nature too and don't realize it....ok I'll be nice too..going to eat
ReplyDeletebwahahhaha....all the umbrella pictures were hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're the best, can't wait to get foamed, cause that shit is funny when it happens.
Rose another great post. Now I am going to have that song in my head for the rest of the night. My umbrella is ready.
ReplyDeleteSmitty! You changed your name!
ReplyDeleteI did kinda like the ROSEFAN one though... hahahaha
Awww you know I am always your Number One Fangirl!
ReplyDeleteHow are you--where are you-who are you with-what are you doing-what are you going to be doing later-
Talk chicka--I miss you!
Smitty
Smitty... stop being so cute!
ReplyDeleteI'm GREAT!!! How are you? What's all this talk about pimples??
The DH is out of town... I will probably be vegging out tonight watching movies.
I've missed you, too!!
Well I just experienced two epic bouts of karma.
ReplyDeleteFIRST, Marlen totally blew it and said something that nailed it to the wall. Leo was all over and gosh it will be amazingly free of bullshit here for at least awhile.
Second, I don't hate easily but I work with someone who I might hate. Okay I fucking hate her---working on that because it is a waste of my time--but anyway, I was quite happy that the zit witch visited her BIG time--life is just funny sometimes.
So you are without your man huh? I assume this means you will stay in Roseland for awhile and entertain us with your mad writing skills?
I am good. Its been a tough couple weeks as I heard Syd told you some of it but we're hanging in there, trying to make things bearable and all.
Oh and Syd either ate or tried to eat a bull's penis.
Smitty
Kami--just saw your comment--lol now THAT would be fucking epic!
ReplyDeletehaaa--haaa--(is it my breath)
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to everyone?
Smitty... I hope that chicks zit covers her whole face.
ReplyDelete*never liked her*
Yes, talked to Syd briefly... I miss him like crazy.
I'm glad you guys are getting through it and still smiling!
No comment on the penis... lololol
Next time I get a zit I hope it isn't because Smitty is mad at me! LOL
ReplyDeleteNote to self--treat Smitty like a Queen
I need resonably clear skin for the next week. :oP
BTW, why would anyone want to eat a bull's penis?
If you could work bull's penis into your blog for the next oh, three weeks or so I would sure appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what happened but I got texts from people saying something about Syd eating bull penis soup?? Or watching a show--either way we must tease me to the 10th degree.
Thanks Rose--trying to get in the zone for some stuff I gotta do here so yea. I think if you pretend to be happy long enough, you start to actually feel a bit happy for real. Its like the illusion of happy. Sometimes that has to be enough. :)
Still here Smitty *waves* just watching a film.
ReplyDeleteHi Rose...great post :-)
Still trying to get over the revelation that Syd eats penis....ha ha ha
Smitty
ReplyDeleteA while ago, you mentioned a friend's mother with a serious disease. I saw that a new clinical study is being done up in Sacramento, are you interested in more info.?
SueBee--I would never ever never ever never EVER be mad at you! I also don't have the power to wish zits but when it happens its kind of fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the deal was with the penis soup...Syd needs to come clear that one up for sure.
:)
Just finished a boring convo with someone I don't particularly like but such is life.
ReplyDeleteHi Rose!
Eating any animal's penis doesn't sound appealing at all....
*waves at everyone*
ReplyDeleteSmitty... it won't be easy to work bull penis into a blog post...
Maybe I can have the hyenas gnawing on it or something...
I'm sure you will be great tonight...
Don't let the thing get to you.
Smile and have fun!
(where's Boris??)
Got my umbrella ready, ordered a bio hazard suit next day air, guess I'm ready as I'll ever be for the foam attack.
ReplyDeleteIs Syd okay? First he's sick and now his appetite has taken a strange direction.
Linda
Dk--Thank you for being so sweet. My friend's mom is scheduled for a double mas next Thursday and they have high hope that it is only in a few of the lymph nodes. They are at UCLA Med which is a really good hospital but I will ask them if they are interested.
ReplyDeleteLiza--what film and yea, I never knew he liked to eat things like that. Ya think you know the guy!
Rose that would be too funny...they have to get tired of chasing their tails after awhile...
ReplyDeleteOMG I waited all day for your post today!! finally!! so, it looks like....there's something gonna happen soon???!!! i soooo hope so!! it's time!! can't get enough of them. they are just so cute together!! and, i've already opened my umbrella to keep the foam at bay!! ;-) i'm waiting for that, what's coming soon!!! thx rose!!
ReplyDeleteRose
ReplyDeleteHey, charming umbrella pics for foam protection! We can take it.
I just love super excited people...they make me smile!
ReplyDeleteThe Hyenas were now at their meanest
ReplyDeleteAnd Syd ate some soup with a penis
Just trying to help with the blog...LOL
Melinda-
ReplyDeleteI just did the same thing.
Also, you know humans are animals...and men are humans....
Okay--i'm too fucking manic right ow--ignore me but that comment made me laugh.
Rose--you gotta do it dude!! Please--pretty please??
Boris is being a vigilant lurker right now--sends his love to you.
Rose-love the post!
ReplyDeleteGuys you're killing me with the penis and zit talk. I'm driving and don't like where I'm going but you guys are great and making my trip so much better!
Smitty-tell Syd to lay off the penis. :)
Melinda!!!! Me too!!! I super duper do!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSmitty--I'm watching Dead Mans Shoes, I've seen it loads of times but its such a good film. Have you seen it?
ReplyDeleteI love Shane Meadows stuff and Paddy Considine is amazing.
E!!!! omgod--I can't even look at your name without blushing chicka.
ReplyDeleteAnd I know where you are headed...(((HUGS))) come chat more when you are done (and home and safe)
Smitty- it's only fair to bring up bull penis when I brought up Gorilla and Moose... right?
ReplyDelete*Sends love back to Boris*
I like that he's never far away from you.
Bull penis!!!
ReplyDeleteThere, I had to say it one more time!
Vigilante lurker--I like the sound of that.
:o)
Smitty- let me amend my comment for you...there is only one kind of penis that is appealing to eat!
ReplyDelete:)
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ReplyDeleteOMG Rose, Are you trying to give us all a HEART ATTACK??? I'm digging out my biggest umbrella, can't wait.....
ReplyDelete@ Smitty,
My best friend had a double mas five years ago, and she is doing great....there's much to be said about the advancement in medical technology these days....
OK... have to fly. Take care of Roseland for me!
ReplyDeleteLove and Hugs!
Ask Syd if he had Rocky Mountain Oysters to go with his Bull Penis. heheheh
ReplyDeleteBye Rose!! Enjoy your evening....
ReplyDeleteLiza--
ReplyDeleteI know that movie and Syd is a big fan of Danny...can't remember his last name but he's a great cinematographer.
Melinda--it just made me laugh.
Rose--I like that too. :)
SueBee--BULL PENIS--I had to do it too.
Rose
ReplyDeleteSail away, fair one!
Enjoyed the post Rose, have a lovely evening.
ReplyDeleteLinda
Rose is leaving...that's it....sniff sniff.
ReplyDeleteShe only loves Syd you guys.
So sad--tears running down my cheeks.
Smitty
ReplyDeleteTears of laughter, sweets, for you are her fav in many ways?
Anyone ever been to Fazzoli's? It's a chain fast food Italian restaurant. ANYhoo--their breadsticks are the best thing on the planet (must be sprinkled with crack or something.)
ReplyDeleteMy darling husband just called to say he was bringing some home.
I am going to be stuffed, fat, and happy!
Smitty-I think I'm blushing with you ;)
ReplyDeleteYea-the trip sucks but it's not so bad. We're all pretty happy with today.
Love,
E.
good morning rose & everyone!
ReplyDeleteRose- i got my beach umbrella w/ me, its big to be sure no foam to touch me w/in a meter,ewww...
About the penis soup, some resto here serve that, they said its an aphrodisiac (sort of according to their pov). They say it taste ok(yuck) and it has its balls too(double yuck).
Ok im going back to bed, im still sleepy. BBL.
Psssst--Smitty, you're my favorite. It was the bull penis--totally swayed me to your side. :oP
ReplyDeleteSmitty
ReplyDeleteMeant to use an ! at the end of my sentence instead.
Smitty- glad I made you laugh
ReplyDeleteSusan- the one in town closed down and a Five Guys is going in...they had yummy breadsticks (who knows maybe they are sprinkled with crack)
SueBee, first of all I was taking a drink when I read your Bull Penis poem...omg I spit my drink out all over my dog, who is not furious with me...lol priceless poem. And we have Fazzolis here and in Texas and you're right they have great breadsticks..
ReplyDeleteSmitty be sure to ask Syd if he wants some Calf Fries to go along with his bull penis..sorry just wanted to say that word
DK--thanks but I know my place--I am a distant third, an afterthought at best. Syd is first, then Gruff then lonely old me. I've accepted it but what with the "husband is out of town tonight" I thought maybe we would talk.
ReplyDeleteShe's a killer to my ego but I love her anyway.
I don't know what I'm more excited by --the flowers or the breadsticks!!!
ReplyDeleteSooooo flippin' yummy.
Thanks SueBee--glad to have you on my side.
ReplyDeleteGwen--so bull penis an aphrodisiac? Hmmm, that seems weird. Do you think it works that way because well, I eat alot of chicken breasts and I don't see much happening to make those bigger.
Yeah Smitty, Danny Cohen hes brilliant.
ReplyDeleteOooh SueBee that sounds amazing, I love italian food and I'm staaaaaaaaaaarving :-)
Great post Rose!!...'Umbrellas at the ready'...for protection
ReplyDeleteSmitty...your Smitty now?!!...much Love...BIG HUGS
Getting ready to go out...Have Fun Roseland ladies
gwen
ReplyDeleteSo glad you have such vast info. to bring to us from the far side of the world! Rest up and come back to play late night with me.
Chicken breasts don't seem to be working for me either. Ironically, the thighs seems to be doing the trick! LOL
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha Smitty!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! That was funny!
ReplyDeleteok all these talks dont help me go back to sleep, lol
ReplyDeleteSmitty-most men who try eating it said that. I dont know the connection,really. They said that after they eat it, they are sexually active and their partner said it too (blushing). I saw that on an interview when it hits the town, lol
I might need to carve a pumpkin this year or bob for some apples, just to relive a few of my bestest childhood memories.
ReplyDeleteWatch out ladies, Syd is in your town!
ReplyDeleteLOL poor Syd...he wil NEVER live this down.
ReplyDeleteHa ha Gwen how funny, I wonder if its actually true?
ReplyDeleteThey would deffo need to brush their teeth first though before coming anywhere near me if they had been chewing on a penis!!!
Kami
ReplyDeleteHe'll love it don't you think, being considered extra virile?
LOL Dk I guess might..I just personally think viagra would probably be a lot less...uh...hmmm.."Flavorful"
ReplyDeleteLiza
ReplyDeleteYes, brush their teeth and swish with some strong mouthwash, maybe a minty flavor, how's that with you?
Okay, on the soup - why can't I get past this all sounding like a testosterone fueled college dare that has been perpetuated by the last one that got conned into doing it egging on the next with the justification that "it is an aphrodisiac"? Seems like such a boy thing to do! LOL :)
ReplyDeleteyeah sounds like that to me too Kay, kinda like a college initiation of some kinda...that no one knows if it's real or not...kinda like Snipe hunting
ReplyDeleteHa ha sounds good DK....would prob make an exception though in Syds case....he can come at me however he likes! lol
ReplyDeleteLJ
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I cant even imagine them eating it. Its like giving someone some blow!
O_O did i just say that?!
Smitty- I just read your comment... You are not a distant third to anyone!
ReplyDeleteYou know I love and adore you...
I adore all of you!
And if you get a chance ... Trip our favorite person so she falls on her face! Yes.. I'm a bitch!
Be back later!
Love and hugs.
Hi all!
ReplyDeleteJust got in. Strange convo.... heard of calf fries and rocky mountain oysters, but the other I have never heard of being served in an eating establishment.
Isn't there a program on the Food Network where the host eats all kinds of raunchy stuff?
Kay
ReplyDeleteDon't know what Syd really did yet as Smitty may be getting teased. More facts avail. in future, we hope.
Meanwhile, we been flying with the subject.
Gwen
Have their been older couples involved in this enhancement meal?
And do those creams really enlarge, just asking?
Liza
ReplyDeleteThat Syd is the exception to every rule, isn't he?
Gwen!!!! he he heeeeee!
ReplyDeleteSeriously I can think of other foods that are supposed to make you "excited" that taste better and I'm thinking wouldn't have a weird aftertaste than what I can imagine a bulls penis would taste like.
ReplyDeleteRose- If the shoe fits, slide that bitch on....
DK
ReplyDeletethe one i saw was in their late 30's, 40's and up. Its called 'soup #5' here (strange name and where in hell they did get that name). I was in college when i heard it.
I'll try to look it up for you, lol
DK - yeah, wouldn't be surprised if it is Smitty's leg being pulled on this one....never know! :)
ReplyDeleteKami - What?? There is no such thing as a snipe?!?!!? ;)
The exception to every rule in my book DK yes....I think I'm way past trying to keep that one a secret!
ReplyDeleteok everyone, here it is
ReplyDeletewww.en.wikipilipinas.org/index.php?title=Soup_Number_Five
enjoy! lmao
Soup #5, hmmm, can you imagine 1-4?
ReplyDeleteLiza
ReplyDeleteFrom what I know of him, here and there, he'd be a priceless gift for that special someone. I vote for you!
Yucko! Will know to avoid Soup #5 in the Philippines.
ReplyDeleteDK! Bwahahahaha! #! > 4........can only imagine.
gwen
ReplyDeleteAs a recipe, it sounds ok and of course it is a very practical use of the animal's whole body, rather than be wasteful. I vote yes.
Well Kay, that depends...on whether you want to go snipe hunting or not. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm in a voting mood. To vote on something makes me feel powerful and decisive.
ReplyDeleteAsk me to vote on anything, everyone.
Help me be in control of my life.
Erm...I may be being a bit thick here but what's a snipe?
ReplyDeleteDo penis enlargement products work?
ReplyDeleteI vote no.
i dont know if smitty's pulling some leg here..but who wants to see syd eats that? LOL
ReplyDeleteNow i need my coffee, this saucy talk makes me giddy so early in the morn, lol.
k, in the South and maybe else where one of the favorite things for "Good Ole Boys" is to take someone from the city out snipe hunting...they take them out into the country and well show them the best place to find snipes and then leave them there...cause no such thing
ReplyDeleteA snipe hunt, a form of wild-goose chase that is also known as a fool's errand, is a type of practical joke that involves experienced people making fun of credulous newcomers by giving them an impossible or imaginary task. ...
ReplyDeleteen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunting
DK, hmm never known of anyone who took them, so I guess i'll vote no too
ReplyDeletegwen
ReplyDeleteI vote yes to seeing Syd eat that.
Enjoy your coffee, I'm starting to think red wine.
Does a woman count as a penis enlarger?
ReplyDeleteLMAO Susan
ReplyDeleteLiza - I'm not sure what Kami's experience was with snipe hunting.....in my case it was a way to keep 12 year olds busy in the woods at camp after dark.....hunting for the elusive (non-existant) snipe with flashlights.
ReplyDelete**WAVES**
ReplyDeleteHello Everyone!!
I hope you are all having a great day!!
Just sayin'--because those work! LOL
ReplyDeleteOlivia & Kami
ReplyDeleteThank you for a newly learned tidbit!
I vote for snipe hunting to be the most popular sport in America.
Bwhahaha Susan!!
ReplyDeletehi Manjen!
ReplyDeleteLOL Kay, where I went to high school they had it down to a fine art. Some person shows up who didn't know bout snipe hunting and the guys couldn't wait to take them hunting lol
and No I never fell for it
Manjen!!!! (waves back)
ReplyDeleteDay has been great!! How about you?
Ahh right! I get it now....kinda like sending someone for a 'long stand'........
ReplyDeletelol SueBee!!!!
Hi Manjen my friend I was just wondering where you were! How are you?
Melinda
ReplyDeleteMy day has been fine, except for the fact that my internet was out all day!!
SueBee
ReplyDeleteYes, you get my vote for suggesting the most practical and time-honored, penis enlargement product-a woman.
suebee
ReplyDeletelol! Maybe if you replace the penis with umm...you know...would it also affects yours?
I love getting votes. :o)
ReplyDeleteHello, manjen, my friend! Sorry about your internet. Did you get twitchy? I know I would!
Manjen, I always forget to tell you that your avi is so cool. Love the bird wings making a perfect smiley face. Is it a real pic?
ReplyDeleteSueBee
ReplyDeleteI got REALLY TWITCHY, I had to watch Lifetime ALL DAY!!
:-)
manjen
ReplyDelete((Waves))
LOL SueBee! You are so sassy today!!! :)
ReplyDeletemanjen
ReplyDeleteOMG! Lifetime!? (Quick hug)
It'll be okay. It'll be okay. It'll be okay.
Manjen- well that sucks...glad it is back and you are able to chat.
ReplyDeleteGood news it looks like we won't be visited by the M and M twins hopefully for awhile.
gwen
ReplyDeleteYou, little dickens, I vote yes to anyone's parts being used, for a successful result.
SueBee
Also, other humans would be effective besides females, naturally.
The M & M twins not visited is awesome news..They were creepy!!
ReplyDeleteDK
ReplyDeleteTo each his own, I suppose.
manjen
ReplyDeletemy fb is acting wonky
manjen
ReplyDeleteSmitty was here when M commented today and she sniped him, so Leo could "toast and eat" him like he did the other M yesterday. We all saw it happen, sort of.
SueBee
ReplyDeleteMine has been too, I just sent you a message on there, hopefully you get it.
Same issues for me and facebook
ReplyDeleteKami
ReplyDeleteWe aren't FB buds yet are we?
Nope, I'm actually on my hubby's site now lol how he keeps up with his HUGE family
ReplyDeletemanjen
ReplyDeleteLeo was already voted a cybergod before today.
Bbut now he is the Super cybergod for he's the fastest to the draw.
Varmit was captured and dispatched.
I keep getting these messages that my mafia is being attacked on facebook lol so I'm guessing that's a game my hubby plays
ReplyDeleteSuper Cybergod..That's a nice name!!
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to vote for me to be their FB bud? (I'm not begging)
ReplyDeletedk as soon as I set up my site I'll vote for ya
ReplyDeleteEverywhere I look around me, I see only left foot shoes.
ReplyDeleteWhere did I put my rights?
I knew where they were before I booted my right, certainly I did.
Kami
ReplyDeleteAwww, that means a lot to me! I vote you the kindest one on Roseland today.
DK used the excuse I always use when I can't find something...gremlins broke in and stole them
ReplyDeleteahhh thanks..k going to go talk on the phone to that husband I will never have because of my dirty mouth... (last time I will quote Marloony)
ReplyDeleteWell it sounds like the neighbors are getting liquored up...at least the music is good. Currently playing is "I love rock and roll"
ReplyDelete:)
Kami
ReplyDeleteGlad you explained your comment cause well then it made total sense.
I'm going to go to my FB and see if I can make it act wonky for me, too.
And I'll be back to vote some more but I am feeling much more powerful and decisive, so not too much more voting is needed.
Melinda
ReplyDeleteBefore I go to FB, I vote to have neighbors like you who play good old-fashined rock and roll music. Is it a live band?
DK-
ReplyDeleteNope no live music at all. They do this pretty much every weekend and it goes until early morning. Since I live on a lake the music is amplified.
They play all kinds of stuff. For whatever reason when "Welcome to the Jungle" gets played it gets THAT MUCH louder.
Okay I am going to run (not literally) for a bit. Will try to pop back on later.
Melinda
ReplyDeleteOK, have a nice time and hope to see you back later.
I cancel my vote for your neighbors to be my neighbors.
Ok girls you got me on the BULL PENIS whats up with that hummm. ho well i'm sure you'll all tell me about it And Rose i got my BIG ASS UMBRELLA up and my DANCING SHOES on LET THE GAMES BEGIN I cant wait Have Fun girls I'll be back later DEB.
ReplyDeleteFor the life of me, I could not find any wonkiness on my FB!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a huge amount of friends. Maybe the more folks that are in your friends list, the more wonkiness is created.
And I don't play any mafia or other types of games on FB.
Mafia games around here (Chicago) are usually played for keeps, to the bitter end, you know what I mean.
Everyone used to keep asking me for seeds, crops, coins, jewels on FB and I didn't have any to give them.
That made me feel very badly for them, but not enough so that I would help them out by playing games.
If we ever meet in person, at a Roseland event, you will win every contest, game, drawing, lottery, and gambling game that we partner up on-guaranteed.
The "L" on my forehead is my "tell", making it very simple to beat me.
In case anyone is wondering why I am rambling on at this time, it is usually very slow at Roseland early on Saturday, and no one is here, so I do.
DK you are so funny...I'm here but its not early for me its 1.10am!
ReplyDeletedeb
ReplyDeleteYou are always a very lively presence here and such fun! I'll have my dancing shoes ready to join you! See you later...
Liza
ReplyDeleteI know that it's late by you. Last night I had a dream that I really was insane and well, that's all.
DK-
ReplyDeleteIf you have an "L" on your forehead then it can only stand for words like LOVE-LOYALTY-LAUGHTER-LIFE. That's what I can see radiating from you even through cyber space!!!*
(((Hugs)))
* Please note the use of my !!!, this shows I mean serious business in this post.
Caroline
ReplyDeleteI vote you most popular in Roseland!
Love that we get, each other, too.
Melinda, it must be neighbor party today. The people two houses to my right are having a keg/swimming party I guess saying goodbye to the warmth, they are playing rap music very loudly then they follow it with Country, so I can handle them, but my "Hill Billy" neighbors down the road are planting trees, and one is once again wearing black socks, sandals, a black speedo and today he has added a pair of beige shorts...on top of his head..they are playing just noise right now. Thank God it's getting dark so I won't be able to see him much longer.
ReplyDeleteKami! lol...what a feast for your eyes that must be :-)
ReplyDeleteKami
ReplyDeleteYou are quickly getting the most votes today.
I vote that you have the most interesting neighbors in the universe, what with the black colored, speedo guy and keggers.
Liza, Yes...I can't quiet describe the feast my eyes are having, I don't know what is sexier, the beer gut hanging to his knees, the HAIRY legs or the way his speedo keeps crawling up his butt...lol I wish it was light enough for me to take a picture, I could then share the feast with everyone. But as my husband would say "Why should I make you suffer"...whew I can't believe this guy is out in public like this
ReplyDeleteLiza
ReplyDeleteI vote you most likely to succeed, at everything.
Kami
ReplyDeleteIs that hunka-hunka-burning love neighbor, single?
At least the kegger people are hidden by trees, they just keep yelling "WHEEEEEEEEEEE WHOOOOOOO" and jumping into the pool
ReplyDeleteholy shit a gun just went off...
Hi Roseland! All is quiet I see, no Gremlins here tonight I assume.
ReplyDeleteDK get a Farm on FB, ya know you want! lol
Kami, yes Mafia Wars is a "boys" FB game, I am not into that one, but I do have farm ville addiction.
Ha ha ha ha Kami!!! OMG that is so funny...is he married? if so why is his wife not telling him he looks like an idiot!?
ReplyDeleteAwww DK you are so lovely, I wish that were true!
There was a man in a small town about 15 miles from here, who used to mow his lawn while totally naked.
ReplyDeleteHe was a nudist and very skinny, around 70 and he got away with it because he managed to stay near trees which blocked him from the neighbors view.
Last I heard, he was in this 80's and still naked.
Love the umbrella's and love the massive foam picture. Love that they're together...of course haters. Bwaahahaha, can't wait to see what happens next, it's always so entertaining. thanks Rose.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is married in his 30s and has a kid....I am now hiding in my basement because a gun just went off at what sounded like the keg party...I live in a nice neighborhood this crap isn't supposed to happen...
ReplyDeleteLiza
ReplyDeleteWhen you wish, you make it so.
"When you wish upon a star, makes no difference.......every thing you heart desires, will come to you."
Kami-
ReplyDeleteWow, you lucky lucky lucky girl. I have to ask, does Mr. Socks&Sandals have a Speedo worthy body? We need to be able to add that to our visual of the-as Liza put it- "feast for your eyes" that you are currently enjoying?
Kami
ReplyDeleteCall the police about the gunshot and party.
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ReplyDeleteHi, Babe! No Farmville for me, I lived there too long in RL.
What's up, is the truck fixed?
omg...where we live we have literally hundreds of Canadian geese, one of these drunk fools just shot one....keg party fools
ReplyDeleteCaroline, as much as I wish mister socks and sandals looked like Adonis, I have admit he looks more like a sumo wrestler.
Hello Roseland,
ReplyDeleteI did not EAT a bull's penis and I don't believe I ever would! I watched a show which SMITTY had recorded on a very complicated television because it was the only thing that would play.
My lord, you make one little comment.....
Blimey so someones, ahem, 'chewed on his penis' so to speak.....lucky lady!
ReplyDeleteOh Kami be careful!! stay in the basement for a bit.
beacullen, beacullen, beacullen
ReplyDeleteI vote that you have the most poetic name on Roseland.
Kami-
ReplyDeleteNever mind, I saw the "beer gut" description in your reply to Liza...that man's wife needs to stage an intervention.
hey Syd! Well glad you cleared that up. Was it that show where the guy travels all over the world eating animal penis? (sorry no way to phrase that and not make it sound bad)
ReplyDeleteKami-
ReplyDeleteBe safe!!! I second the call the police about the gunshot suggestion.
His wife isn't much better she was out in a bikini the other day taking siding off of their house..BRAND NEW house..just built..and well let's just say she is not in much better shape than her husband and her legs are as hairy..ok i'm being a bitch lol
ReplyDeletePhew Syd you had me worried there for a while....when I heard you had taken to eating penis I was kinda disappointed! heh heh heh
ReplyDelete**KISSES**
My normal neighbor just called to tell me they called the police, over the killing of that goose..poor goose
ReplyDeleteYup DK, got my truck :) thank god for real, my couch was getting a sunken ass mark from sitting here 3 days in a row and being on the computer! Not good lol
ReplyDeleteNaked milk drinking neighbor?
ReplyDeleteStay safe Kami.
no..naked milk drinker is kinda cute..lol
ReplyDeleteKami, I had a customer come in my dept a few months ago where I work,(I work in retail) he was dressed in women pants. (boot leg) Pantie hoes on his feet, all rolled down, and women high heal shoes... OH and he was buying a dress to LOL Dude. I had to act all professional, and shit. It wasn't easy!
ReplyDeletehe he he - I wondered about that ;) No, I meant was naked milk drinking neighbor the normal one that called the police.
ReplyDeleteLiza-
ReplyDeleteTrust me my love, I ....
okay I was going to write something but it is completely impossible for me to continue to discuss bull penis soup.
How are you today lovely?
Waving hello to all of Roseland!
Hi Syd-
ReplyDeleteSo you didn't actually eat a bull's penis, you just watched "TV show" about a bull's penis? That's a bit pervy. Please don't blame your bull penis porn habit on a nice girl like Smitty. ; )
Hi Kay and 30!
ReplyDeleteKami-
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout those Longhorns! : )
And our Rangers managed to not grab defeat from the jaws of victory today!
Rose--
ReplyDeleteI think you and Smitty are talking about two different sets of bitch issues.
Just hoping you are not misunderstanding.
Come out and play love---
Syd
I believe you Syd...theres no way of you proving it to me from over there anyway ;-) heh heh
ReplyDeleteI'm good thanks I have done nothing today but slob and watch films its been lovely. How are you my darling? I hope you are having a wonderful weekend.....
Hi Syd -
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda with Caroline (Hi Caroline:D) How can we be sure you were only watching it on TV? We may need more convincing.
Caroline--
ReplyDeleteBehave yourself. It is HER television and she set it to record the bull penis soup porn. There were 5 other people here and she has created some ridiculous system that forces you to watch her recordings.
So, in order to get to the movies recorded we suffered through some bald fat man eating bull penis soup.
Smitty--I realize you are having a tough night so I am trying to restrain myself love but there will be retribution. Until then I will say well played love!
Oh...lol kay no it's different neighbors, they are extremely normal. Naked milk drinker and I barely look at each other if our paths cross..
ReplyDeleteKay--you too ==behave!
ReplyDeleteLiza I love the sound of your weekend. Mine has been busy with far too much alcohol and crazy people but we needed to let it out a bit. It was really therapy--or so we claim.
Just laying low now--headed out in a few hours to meet up with some friends for a dinner. Really very mellow.
Its nice to chat with you--I kept missing you for awhile there.
Hi Caroline :)
ReplyDeleteOk, any Twilight fans here? I am one of course BUT Someone just tweeted this on my twitter.
What the fuck is wrong with some fans? I mean REAllY. This is why people think we are all nuts. lol
http://costumepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/twilight-book-costume.jpg
Caroline amazing about the Rangers, I'm hoping the Cowboys play well tomorrow, we have the..close your eyes DK...Vikings and the team is distracted by Brett Farve's uh...well in keeping with tone for the evening Penis scandal.
ReplyDelete"Alledged Penis Scandal"
Syd
ReplyDeleteI vote you the most daring and sexy epicurean on Roseland!
Okay so I took a little food break and now my stomach isn't saying feed me anymore.
ReplyDeleteKami- so the people across the lake have now started partying with colored strobe lights and all. We shall see who wins the battle of the bands....
Your neighbors seem more colorful though. A pic of Mr. Speedo would be priceless.
Kami
ReplyDeleteBrett and an alleged penis scandal? More penis to talk about tonight and human at that!
Kami - Go Cowboys! (SO weird to say, but I am really for anyone that is against the Vikings.) I have still not forgiven Farve for his defection. :( I'm one of THOSE fans that he was wrong about.
ReplyDeleteMelinda, your party wins, mine is quiet now, and the next time the hill billy breaks out the speedos I'm taking a picture, especially since my husband isn't here to stop me.
ReplyDelete30...wouldn't you love to have been at that crazy woman's house as she talked about her outfit..."So I'm Wearing this huge box with two holes cut out and I'm holding an apple" crazy
DK and unlike other penis conversations tonight there is a video of this alleged penis on Deadspin.com...let me just say, if he was trying to impress a young woman he should have just taken a picture of his bank account instead.
ReplyDelete30-
ReplyDeleteCURSES!!! That lady stole my Halloween costume idea! lol
Kay
ReplyDeleteYou in Minnesota?
Its lovely to chat to you too Syd....I hate it when I come on and see that I have missed you!
ReplyDeleteSmitty tells me your a fan of Danny Cohen? I love some of the stuff he has done. I've been watching a couple of Shane Meadows films today....love them.
Sounds like your having a fun weekend anyway! I get the feeling rubbish things have been going on.....*sending you all my love*
Liza