What is there to talk about today?
Hmmm...
Not so much.
Let's see...
1) Robert and Kristen are supposed to be headed to Rio soon.
I've heard this weekend.
Woo.Fucking.Hoo.
Actually... I think it's all kinds of cool that they are going
to be working on the honeymoon scenes.
Robert and Kristen should have those moves down pat by now...
Kinda like second nature
if you know what I mean....
and I think that you do.
But...
Of course...
There is the requisite drama that must follow Rob and Kristen
wherever they may go.
2) Some people are hoping Stephanie Meyers is on set
so she can squash any thing of a sexual nature!
Yes! That's right!
They want SM to make sure there isn't any
unnecessary Hanky Panky going on!!
Really.
I am not making this up.
Can you imagine being so focused on Robert and Kristen
having a honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn...
Being so distraught at the fact that they will HAVE a honeymoon scene
That you want someone to come in and monitor it?
To make sure it stays "True to the Book"
Yeah. Right.
OK.
If you say so.
(bwa.ha.ha.ha)
3) Oh and Taylor Lautner may or may not be going along.
Personally...
I'm not sure where he fits into this part of the movie
Pretty sure he didn't come along for the honeymoon...
BUT
Who knows what other scenes they may or may not film.
When all is said and done...
Does it really matter?
Really??
No.
4) Reports of "TENSION" on the set.
This just in...
Robert and Kristen are not getting along folks.
Robert has had enough!
ENOUGH OF THE CHARADE!
Kristen wants things done HER way or NO way!
It's the beginning of the end.
Well... see.
If Robert and Kristen AREN'T photographed together...
then its the end of the fucking world.
They can't stand each other.
They only put up with the other because of the movie.
BUT
If Robert and Kristen ARE photographed together...
Then its the end of the fucking world, too...
But then it's all about PR PR PR!
That's the only reason they are together!!!
You see what I'm getting at?
Whatever happens...
It is twisted and distorted to suit their agenda.
Rob and Kristen kissing?
Fake.
Rob and Kristen holding hands?
Fake.
But Robert hating Kristen...
Kristen and Robert fighting.
THAT they believe.
Robert is 'distancing' himself from Kristen.
Except when he's kissing her or nuzzling her...
or spending all his time with her.
Because there hasn't been any pictures since they were in L.A. together
What's that been... like 3 weeks?
Surely you remember this?
October 10th.
Yeah.
I know.
It's a fucking lifetime ago, isn't it?
It seems like ages since Kristen has had her hand on Rob's thigh.
And years since Robert's hand was around her wrist.
Yeah.
I can see why some people lose their minds...
It's been sooooo long.
GFG
I was going to end with a very different picture today...
But someone asked me to change it.
So I did.
I'm sweet and adorable that way.
And yeah...
OK.
We all know who Bobby Long is... Right?
Talented.
Good Looking.
Singer/Songwriter
British.
And happens to be pretty good friends with Robert.
That's all kinds of nice, isn't it?
He's on tour.
You should go see him.
He's pretty to look at...
He's pretty to listen to.
Win/Fucking/Win
http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong
Go to his myspace.
Listen.
Look.
Love.
This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *D*
G for GOOD fucking GRIEF
I like it.
D for fucking bullshit DRAMA
Sometimes even if you try to avoid drama...
You still get some stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Try to get it off as soon as possible...
Otherwise it stinks up the whole place.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
576 comments:
1 – 200 of 576 Newer› Newest»Oh Sweet Jesus.*fp* Are nonnies STILL peddling their BS? OMGLMFAO
If SM is on set to see the honeymoon scene stays with the book--if they have sex-won't that be staying with the book?
Just saying. :o)
Airport pictures are so cute. But, you know, they really are both hanging on to his hat, because, you know, hats are sooooo heavy that it takes two people to carry one.
Sue,
Your analogy was superlative! We'll have to get you a bigger crown, Prom Queen.
Good point, SueBee! But some people are hoping the movie will 'fade to black' like the book did...
They can't stand the fact of Rob and Kristen on a 'honeymoon'...
:))
Now why the hell would anyone want to fade to black?????
These people worry me.They do realise that sex actually happened? They realise that's how you get babies. Right??
Yeah Rose, It's Rob and Kristen's daily honeymoon that bothers them ;)
Well they're gonna have to get the fuck over it. Because for the next 6 months Rob and Kristen are going to be getting married. Going on their honeymoon to a private island, making love, having sex, begging, f-ing,. They are going to get pregnant and watch Bella's baby bump grow. They are going to have a baby together. Then they're going to have more, nonstop sex. Then they're going to decide that no matter what, they cannot live without the other. And then they're going to live happily ever after.
So fantastic. I wonder what all that will do for their real relationship!!
Rose? We're having a problem with our S's. One keeps sticking.
SueBee - I noticed that problem too
Thought so. You can tell right away.
'Smitty' - you wish.
Not again:(
Hmmmmm.... fascinating.
Right now... they aren't really saying anything but an opinion.
They are being watched. Closely.
Smitty,
Why do you want fade to black? It wouldn't be very realistic.
PL
History is repeating itself
I love the airport pictures Rose.
Hi everybody - happy Thursday night :)
I agree with Kay...I love the pictures too...they look so happy!
Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmm.
I*Believe - at least until they noticed the paps.
Sue,
I know that. I figured why not give them a rope and all.
I have always loved the airports pics too. Hard to believe some people are still so delusional.
Yes, and they look happy why? Could it be? Is it because THEY ARE??? I never get over how funny it is that a token few black souls think they can change that by stalking blogs and posting nonsense. They do realise that what they say is fantasy right?
PL
Not worth it. It's getting taken care of already.
Look... if you want to have an opinion thats fine... but can you at least leave Smitty out of it.
I kinda liked Malice. It suited you.
Thank you Rose,
Roseland is the sane spot to come to.
In the Airport pics, Rob and Kristen appear to be so comfortable, natural, happy and carefree. That is why I like those pics so much.
SueBee, the analogy was very well done.
Tracy, the last couple of avi pics have been hilarious.
( I also say Hmmm and so off.)
Now we're playing the name game:
Fo, fo, fana....I believe we need a song from DK
Isn't this cute?----->
I like the little dog best.
Great post,Rose and love those airport pictures! They just look soooo sweet together!
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Well well well--this is SO fucking amazing. Did you ever think you were alone and then realize you had a clone?
I apologize for being so irrelevant that I have to talk about Kristen and Robert all the time for people to even notice me.
Rose~
Ugh! What a rainy, cold, blah day it is where I live! My 6yo little dude has been sick all day... :(
Love the post...love the pics...even my hubby knew when he saw them, that they were together!!
People and their fucking bullshit drama...they are idiots!!
Hmm...as you know, I'm usually not on here when, umm, a certain person posts...so all I've gotta say is "karma" and I hope that everyone (norm and sane) has a great Thursday night!! :)
~Lynn
Kind of like my avi--->
Hi Ladies :)
How are all the sane peeps?
And BTW...I vote SueBee Prom Queen!!
Of course I decided against better judgment to stop in and its the same old crap. Its sad, Rose is such a good writer she says how us sane pl feel about R and K. I can relate to her. I have enjoyed this blog immensely and 90% of the pl here are awesome, but IMO and this is just MY opinion. (I mean this with no harm to Rose or any of the sane ones) but Roses blog is turning into "Teds board", stealing of monikers, harassment, BS lies. Same old shit posted over and over. Its not safe any where any more I guess.
Rose--how's it going??
Let's see--how can I clear this up. I heard you might want to check out a basketball game next weekend?? And that no minors are allowed to drink.
Thanks Leigh!
30-
I know and I'm sorry. I really am.
My beautiful Smitty, Its not your fault love,Please don't ever think that.
Good morning Rose....I too love those airport photos. They both look at ease and comfortable in holding one anothers hand.....and don't their smile say it all.....
@ Suebee your analogy was insightful...and I hope understood correctly.....
Have a good day Rose & Roselanders.....I have a few things on today so CYA LATER
Smitty,
It's not your fault. Really.
If it wasn't this it would be something else. Some people are just missing basic human decency. Sad but true. You see them every day in life. You just have to be the best person you can and ignore them. Because you can't let them change the person you are.
So, yesterday at work I was walking between out buildings and I almost stepped on a SNAKE!!
I screamed SO loud that the people at the business next door came to check and make sure I was ok.
I about had a heart attack! LOL
HI, Rose
Love those airport pictures they look happy.
I completly avoide the drama...this people are idiots and mental...and all their inane drivel is not going to change a thing, it has absolutely no affect on Robert and Kristen lifes.
Much Love Rose
Hey Everyone!
Rose, Love this post!:)
My very thin eyebrows and I just wanted to chime in really quick and say...This place is NOT nearly as bad as the AT...no way, no how! I still peek over there from time to time when I'm really bored, and those peeps are insane! This place is like a nice little community and I hate to see it compared to that place....No offense meant toward anyone. :)
Totally random--but did that pumpkin biscuit recipe ever get posted?
Not yet SueBee - watching for it myself.
Jentoo--I saw the eyebrow thing and I've been there done that! They grow back quick at least.
Nobody cares about me unless I mention Kristen or Rob.
Sydney...yeah...that wraps up everything I want to see happen too. Fu*king...more fuc*ing, and begging...non-stop.
Sue...perfect analogy for what has been going on here...just perfect.
Hi Kami...enjoyed our chat more than you know.
Just wondering all...they replaced Victoria without blinking an eye...just saying.
LOOK AT ME!!!! NOTICE ME!!!
I'm so jealous of Kristen.
Everyone wants her and nobody wants me.
I demand attention!!!
Yes, I'd like to see the pumpkin biscuit recipe too!
Also, in keeping with the season, I have an extremely important scientific question...
Stuffing or dressing? Cornbread or rice? Just curious what everyone does for Thanksgiving...lol!
SB~I'll get on the biscuit recipe!
Leigh~We might need to pass around that jug of moonshine!
Jentoo
Stuffing with sausage
Oh yes, the pumpkin biscuits.I was going to try them this weekend - along with the other 40 or so recipes I've acquired :)
Thanks, IBelieve. I have pumpkin and it sounded yummy!
I*believe--LOL...maybe that would make this half way funny...
Jentoo--cornbread dressing :)
I was going to print this yesterday when recipes were being posted. This is a great comfort food and I feel the need for some comfort.
Four Cheese Pasta
1 lb. hamburger browned and drained
1 or 2 15 oz can Italian diced tomatoes
1/2 cup grated Swiss cheesw
1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese
1/2 cup parmesan cheese
1 3 oz. package cream cheese
1 cup chopped green onion
1 tsp dried basil
6 oz cooked penne pasta
After cooking hamburger in large skillet,add tomatoes and simmer to thicken. Add cream cheese and onion. When cream cheese is melted, add cooked pasta. Then throw in all the other cheeses. Stir and enjoy.
I lost the recipe, but make it from memory. I can never remember how many cans of tomatoes, but doesn't make much difference.Hope you like it!
Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
I think I'll go eat some worms.
Do you mean pumpkin biscuits British or American? Meaning, cookies or bisuits.
Oh, I have a recipe for soft pumpkin drop cookies that is awesome!
Dressing, Cornbread
Leigh how are you?
Birdie, I will be trying that this weekend too :)
Where did all the Smittys go? We should all come on as Smitty!
Suebee....Do you actually put the stuffing in before cooking the turkey? We've never had stuffing & I've always wondered that. Don't laugh at my igorance...lol!
Kami,
I'm good. Thanks :) Life goes on...
I went and bought new shoes today. That always seems to lift my mood for a bit :) LOL
Nothing like new shoes to brighten a girl's day
I once watched someone stuff a turkey and I couldn't eat it after it was done...
I probably could if I didn't have to watch them actually stuff it :)
My job at Thanksgiving is to make the appetizers. Which is actually the most annoying because they seem to be the most time consuming. I have various delicious standby's but does anyone have any good Thanksgiving-y appetizer recipes they'd recommend?
Suebee...forgot to say that I absolutely loved your analogy on the other post! Hilarious!...and I'm pretty sure the prom queen gets a really big tiara....just sayin.
Hey! Awesome post.. as always. And SM is aware that people have sex, right? How else does she explain her own kids?
Hi everybody!! :)
Jentoo
I put the stuffing in the bird.
Believe it or not but I use Stovetop Brand, but I use chicken broth instead of water.
As a side I make a version with sausage.
Sydney,
I go to Sam's and buy the pre-made ones. I know that's cheating but I don't usually have time for anything else...
They have all kinds of stuff from pigs in a blanket to mini quiche.
Thanks, Jentoo. It just seemed like the only way I could describe it! :o)
Ooooh.. dressing/stuffing.. I always make an oyster stuffing. It was my grandmother's recipe. :)
My mom used to make oyster stuffing. Yum!
Ha! I was just going to say that I go to Sam's and get frozen appetizers. The little quiches are my faves. They also have regular eggrolls and southwest eggrolls that are really good.
*Waves*
Hello Everyone!!
Oh and it's Cornbread Dressing for me!!
I'm not sure I'm ready to try stuffing the bird yet...lol! But adding sausage to the dressing/stuffing sounds really good!
Haha! I have to be careful when I go in there...I ALWAYS end up spending way too much money. And then I come home with the most random stuff :) My Hubby says he's going to let my membership expire. Um, yeah I don't think so...
Do you know trying to catch up here is mind boggling?
Do any of you brine your turkey the night before? It makes it really moist.
Hi Tracy & Manjen :)
Hi Roseland!
Hope everyone is doing well. It's almost Friday . . . and then the weekend.
Keep the faith. The idiots will leave eventually. Roseland is made up of strong, caring, normal, women who won't be defeated! Besides, we have Rose as our wonderful and talented blogmaster. It's just another rough spot to work around .... which we will, we always do ....
Goldensmom
Hi Louise! {{{{WAVING}}} I missed you again. Glad to see you back posting again!!!
OK everyone...here's the recipe for Pumpkin Biscuits...as in not cookies but biscuits. They are delicious and I am including the "healty options."
Pumpkin Biscuits
1 cup pumpkin puree-fresh or canned
1/4 brown sugar-may use honey or maple syrup, if you wish
3 tbsp. softened margarine-may use soy margarine or butter
2 cups flour-whichever you like white, whole wheat, corn, oat or combination
1 tbsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. nutmeg
Preheat oven to 425 degrees
Makes about 20 small biscuits
1. Mix all of the wet and dry ingredients separately and then combine.
2. Pat out dough on floured surface. Flour the top of the dough and pat to 3/4 inch. You may also roll the dough out.
3.Cut with biscuit cutter or the edge of a cup into 2 inch circles.
4. Bake on cookie sheet 10-12 minutes or until the bottom is golden brown.
5. ENJOY!
Hey Leigh!
How are you?
Penny,
I've never done that but when I bake it put an onion, apple, and stalk of celery in mine. Don't ask why. My Grandmother does it, my Mom does it, so I do it...
Stuffing is so good. Discovered the cornbread kind down here in TX.
Still am more used to the northern version.
My mom's was so delicious. She would make it as a side, in a pyrex loaf pan. Bread based, sweet italian sausage, chicken broth, diced apples, lots of sweet onion, the usual seasonings and pecans.
Have fun, hugs to all.
May try to peek in later.
Manjen,
I'm good thanks! Ready for the GA-AU game :)
Leigh,
I put onion, celery and orange in it. I follow Emeril's brining recipe. Its kind of cumbersome but the flavor is really better.
How are things going for you? Everything ok?
Hi everyone,
Jentoo - cornbread dressing for me.
Leigh - sam's has mini crabcakes that are really good too.
Hello!!!! to all my friends.
Hope your all having a wonderful day.
Liza ღ
Tracy, Liza, Manjen. Jentoo
WAVE
Manjen! There you are. I was wondering where you were hiding!
Hi Leigh :)
Every time I go to like Sam's or Costco.. they're always asking me at the checkout if I've found everything I needed.. and I laugh at them. I always find MORE than I need.
Hi Manjen! :)
Geo,
They also have cheesecake bites. They are so YUMMY! They come in several varieties. I've tried the crab cakes before. They are way better than the ones I make so I always buy those when we have a Gumbo party. Not to mention they are SO much easier :)
Sydney. I don't usually post recipes because I mainly fix pies. But, a favorite at every party is Tangy Meatballs- real easy. It sounds wierd but tastes great.
1 can (small ) tomatoe sauce
1 small can frozen concentrated lemonaid.
1 package Lipton Onion Soup. Mix pour over cooked meatballs. Simmer in crockpot or bake at 350 for 30 minutes. No one can ever figure out what thr sauce is!
Thanks* I*Believe*,
Just saw the recipe as I posted and was about to log off. Looks wonderful. Will add to my "must make list".
Penny,
So I guess it's not that strange...
I'm good thanks :) Just been really busy and it's looking like that's not going to change any time soon!
Liza!!! My love! I wondered where you were at, and TA-DA!! There you are!! I'm so loving you, my schmexy British girl :)
Hi Kami!! :)
How are ya chicka?
Hi Geo, PL, Olivia, Jentoo, and I*B!!
Tracy....I'm being very very quiet and copying down recipes as they come up.
Hi Tracy!
I wish I could stuff a turkey but my dad won't let anyone do it...he is our designated holiday cook!
Leigh,
The mini cheesecakes are sooo yummy. I always love to go there to see what new stuff they may have for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Usually end up spending a fortune! lol Now I am ready for Thanksgiving!
Leigh
I am ready..I am SOOO proud of our team..WDE!!!
Hey Liza & Kami & Tracy & SueBee!!
*hugs to all*
Does anyone remember who or what day the strawberry/pretzel thingy was posted?
ROSE...I was really kinda disappointed in the BD book Isle Esme chapter...SM dropped the ball if u ask me...it was like they go into deep water then BAM...its morning...i mean cum on...i dont want to see the "act" itself but we gotta have more than what the book offered up on that PARTICULAR PART.
SUE BEE..you had a great analogy that i read earlier this afternoon. I so enjoy you..thanks. sometimes its good to throw in an analogy and look at something in a different way...just wanted to give you a high five on that one.
DREAMER...May i request Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron and Wine from the Twilight movie???
Adios Amigos.
Hi Tracy! Wanted to tell you I have loved your avi that last couple of days. Hilarious! Especially the blowjob one in honor of the sprinkler system. How on earth do you find these?
Have a great evening Kami!
Hi Super RN!
Well Ladies...that's all for me tonight.
Stuff to do. I hope everyone has a great night!
SueBee,
Loved your analogy. You're right on the money. You have a way with words. Thanks for caring so much!
Goldensmom
I'm going to watch what I eat until Thanksgiving. I saw this pic of a woman with super beefy arms and it scared me to death. She was even supposed to be working out so let's hope it helps.
Geo -
Sometimes friends send them to me.. sometimes I come across them while I'm online. :)
Rose,
Checking on Bobby Myspace and listing to his music,...LOVING IT.
Leigh,
Please leave the jug for us tonight, we might need it.
Have a good one!
SueBee this is totally random but I FLOVE YOU!!
Kami
I flove you too, sweetie!
Suebee,
You're a little devil aren't you?
This place is like a suzy homemaker blog tonight.
Hi Manjen, SueBee & Kami and everyone else!
Tracy...ta da!! here I am lol....loving you too lots and lots.
*hugggggggs* to everyone.
SueBee
I may have seen the same pic..did she have beefy arms and a big fat ass?
I've actually found myself coming home from Sam's with so much stuff it won't fit in my freezer and I have to take some to my mom's. You'd think I'd learn after it happened more than once...lol
Seems like cornbread dressing seems to be the most popular, but I'm still thinking about adding a little sausage to mine this year. Don't know if I'm ready for the oysters yet...
Kami...if you stay I'll make you some smurf balls;)
PL
Devil? Me? Hmmmmm....
I'm just enjoying the new recipes.
manjen,
I have that picture too. The poor thing, her arms were so large and its hard to lose weight there.
LOL Suzy Homemaker~Does anyone remember the green plastic appliances they used to make for kids named "Suzy Homemaker"? I always put them on my Christmas list but Santa never sprung for them.
jentoo,
Kami is visiting her hubby so she probably won't be joining us much.
Penny,Manjen - It's a sad fact of life that you can't do much to change a naturally heavy,masculine build :(
Penny....got it:)
angelica
It is indeed sad!!
All, I'm saying is that I might print it out and stick it on the fridge as a reminder of what overindulging can do to a person!
Angel,
And, you know, working out just seems to make the arm situation worse. In fact, some women have a little more testosterone than average so they bulk up a lot with weight training. Kind of look like linebackers.
Suebee,
I was thinking about making it my avi to be a cautionary example for everyone.
On second thought, I don't want to be disgusted everytime I post something.
Lovely Rose,
How are you today? I know it's kind of slow the last couple of days but no news is good news, right.!?I hope Rob & Kristen are getting much needed rest.
I thought stories wont come out until BD starts but they're here..
If i may quote May "Nonnies are still peddling their BS"..You've got that right..it's all a bunch of crap..It's a good thing things are well here in Roseland.
Thanks, dear Rose, for the wonderful blog.. I love this site and the people who come here are nice enough..Please keep this place full of Rob and Kristen Love
" Spread the Rob and Kristen Love"
Have a wonderful day to all..
The pumpkin biscuits look yummy! I'm thinking that may be a good breakfast on Thanksgiving Day.
Gotta go do a little homework with my 4 yr old. BBL:)
Rose all I got to say is people are going to say SHIT because THEY are so unhappy with the TRUTH and that is Robert and Kristen are together and they LOVE each other END OF STORY .FACE IT and go on with life Im happy for them. Like you said ALL BULLSHIT just another day of it HO well life gos on to bad so sad . DEB
You have a point, PL!
This desert seems fitting
STUPID PIE
23 Ritz crackers
3/4 c. broken pecans
3 egg whites, stiffly beaten
3/4 c. sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
Mix together and put into 9" buttered glass pie plate. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes. Top with whipped cream or Dream Whip
Very apropos, Kami!
I've never tried it myself but my cousin just sent the recipe to me.
This is what I am making tonight :)
Craisin Oatmeal Cookies
½ C brown sugar
½ C white sugar
½ C shortening
1 egg
1 C flour
1 C oatmeal
½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp baking soda
¼ tsp salt
1 tsp vanilla
½ C craisins
Few drops warm water (about 1 tsp)
Mix all ingredients together and bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes.
(When I make these I use ½ C regular flour and ½ C whole wheat flour. For the oatmeal I use ¾ C quick oats and ¼ C long cook oats.)
Hi Kay,
I think we're doing a Taste of Home test kitchen here tonight or something.
One night its penis the next cookies.
It's good to have range. LOL
You have to cover all the food groups. I guess the meat is taken.
"LOUISA" I didnt see ya there HOW ARE YOU glad to see ya back . DEB.
Penny - so many, many naughty things I could say.....trying to stay PG-13 since it isn't even 7 PM... ;)
Kay,
It's 7:48 where I am so it's a free for all.
To Join the two subjects together
Penis Cookie Cutters available at
bachelorette.com
Kami - I bet you could even use those to make little peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut-outs! Put a smile on your face any time of day!! ;)
Kami,
Have you heard of Edible Delights? I'm sure they could do a penis fruit display.
Kami! I'm blushing!!!!
Really...sort of...a bit
Kami! I'm blushing!!!!
Really...sort of...a bit
yep and then Jentoo could make us Smurf balls to go with them
Have you noticed its just the few of us talking on this subject. Does that mean we have something on the brain?
Blue balls, and a penis shaped cookie..
Cream filled, I imagine, would be best.
Oh! I forgot! Do you guys know the snowball snack cakes? (Look like half of a sphere.) Any way, they are promoting a movie--so I saw a new box of them. They are green and called "Monster Balls!"
Seriously, how do you guys even get on these topics???
Smitty,
It's a gift.
Smitty!!! *hugs*
I blame everybody else.. I *try* to be all innocent and sweet, and not talk about things like man junk..
;)
But sometimes it just kinda jumps out at ya, you know?
Ha--it is definitely a gift and there is NO WAY I am believing you are innocent Tracy!!
Sure Tracy....and your avi says????
;)
Actually, I think I'm to blame tonight.
Did I miss Liza? Well, yea I guess its like 2 or 3 there? Hope you see this tomorrow Liza!!
I'm getting an education on here Smitty! lol
:-D <--------- *smiles innocently*
I have no idea what you're talking about Smitty.. I'm as pure as the driven snow. ;)
And I keep saying it, maybe one day, someone will actually believe me!!
Penny??? I thought you were kinda proper and such...lol.
and Kay--exactly!
Tracy --nobody is ever ever gonna believe you. I mean, after the posts about what's his name JDR or whatever--there is no way.LOL!
I'm still here!!!! In bed though so not for long......its 12.20pm
*Hugs* Smitty my lovely friend.
Kay.. my avi is a toaster. :) That's innocent right?
Everybody likes toast!
Smitty,
I guess you haven't been around much the last few nights. You totally missed phallus night.
Its a smutty toaster Tracy!!
LIZA ((((HUGS))))) I miss you--I really do. How's the baby and all the rest? Any hot dates?
SPEAKING OF BODY PARTS...a nurse in the OR called it MR. HAPPY the other day..heh. I thought we could add that to our list of names!
Super - Mr Happy? I think you've just ruined my sex life :)
add me to the list of bathroom bloggers...sorry SuperRn it's already on there...lol cause I put it there. =)
PL ok ok ok, I'll go pay attention to this 'Business meeting/dinner' my husband has brought me to..I might shove a fork in my ears.
I was lurking Penny--and you guys were hysterical. There was a discussion at work about that type of dialogue--lol--and we were laughing so hard about some of the names you guys had. I though manroot was the best--but I made a few people wince because I sort of made this like yanking motion like you would grab a carrot out of the ground. LOL--okay if you own a penis that apparently is not an image you want to imagine--lol.
Kami,
You are in blogger rehab right now. Go!
Smutty toaster.. hehehehe..
And really? Mr. Happy? It's weird enough that some men name their junk.. but Mr. Happy?! Wonder if he was implying that it made other people happy? Or if it made HIM happy.
Smitty,
Geez, they are sooooo sensitive about that area. It's just skin and blood and gunk.
And whoever said I was proper?
Smitty I miss you too my love, lots and lots!! Baby Thomas is super cute :-D
No dates unfortunately....I am in serious need of a *hot* date!!
;-)
Anyhoo, enough about my rubbish love life! I hope you are wonderful and smiling a LOT my friend.
*more big bear hugs*
Kami - I'm about to shove a fork in my husband's head.He's telling me about his 5 hour journey that took 9 hours for about the seventh time, my sympathy ran out after the 3rd retelling.lol
Lol to the carrot yank! love it.
Yeah.. the manroot.. somehow I keep picturing like something you yank out of the ground..
And Kami.. you should totally work manroot into the conversation. Doesn't have to be obvious.. just as long as the two words are said one right after the other. ie
I was talking to the this man. Roots were what we were talking about...
KAMI...darn! I thought i'd come up with a new one!
I BELIEVE...gotta try the pumpkin biscuits!
I really don't like manroot-cock is still my fave!
Hi ladies!!!
Liza I cannot believe men are not lining up for you. It'll happen -- he just hasn't found you yet.
I don't know if anyone mentioned but the grossest I heard was donut holder.
PL blogger rehab checking in immediately after this
Mr. Happy is from a 1983-84 Robin Williams skit. and I'd love to work it into the conversation but did I neglect to mention we are having dinner with a very wonderful group of people from Utah, and they might not appreciate that.
off to blogger rehab
Donut holder. I really like donuts too, but that is just wrong. Eating in bed, "here hold my donut while I get some coffee."
T-
That toaster is not innocent. There is no way...I love it!!!
Smitty - LOL! I actually love donut holder. I think that may be my new name for it :)
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