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Friday, January 21, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Life is but a Dream

Put your head on my shoulder...

Random thoughts.

1 Don't you just LOVE this VF photoshoot?
Man oh man.
I sure do.
It still remains one of my all time favorites
of Rob and Kristen together.
Not only do they both look absolutely gorgeous...
But do you remember when the video came out?
Do you remember what you thought when you saw it?
Rob and Kristen are completely into each other.
I remember it vividly.
Up until that point they did their share of flirting...
but when you looked at these pictures...
and watched the video
There was no doubt something was going on.
They were so intimate with each other...
So close.
It went beyond the flirty stage
They had taken that next step...

Whisper in my ear... Baby
The video was like over an hour long...
And I recall watching it again and again
Fascinated by what I was seeing.
I also remember discussing what we were watching
at great length with other "ROBsessed" fans...
Some not wanting to believe what they saw
Some making excuses for what they saw
Some realizing that Rob and Kristen were
very likely a bit more than friends at this point.
Or at the very least...
Quickly becoming more than friends.

Words I want to hear, Tell me. Tell me that you Love me too.
2. Back to dreams.
I've been having very vivid dreams lately.
Very.
Vivid.
So real that when you wake up you are kinda thinking...
"Did that just happen? WTF?"

I have had dreams where my husband was being a total asshat
and then when I woke up...
I was all mad at him!
Truly dreams can be powerful.

So my dream last night had Nikki Reed in it...
But it was kinda set in the "Wizard of Oz"
Strange.
And there were all sorts of familiar faces in it.

The resemblance is uncanny...
So in my dream...
Nikki was the Wicked Witch of the West.
She spent the better part of my dream chasing poor Dorothy around...
Who had a slight resemblance to Kristen.
No matter where our poor Dorothy went...
Nikki Witch followed.
Cackling and harassing.

Green. Short. Spice.

And then these little kids came out of nowhere...
Kinda creepy.
One of them was Green.
And kinda stumpy.
They started singing.
Badly.
They just wanted attention.

Poor Dorothy.
Being followed by wicked witches
and little green children.
But never fear!
The Scarecrow saved the day!

The Scarecrow 
Who was a bit adorkable and charming...
and completely intoxicating...
Came to the rescue
and threw the bucket of water on that Witch
and she started melting...
Melting.

I woke up at the second chorus of
Ding Dong The Witch is Dead!

What a dream... huh?
Life is but a dream.

Cockroaches... Hyenas. Same difference.

3. I debated whether to talk about this or not.
But... it was rather amusing...
So...

I guess someone turned over a rock somewhere
and all the Hatesten cockroaches went scurrying for cover.
Hatesten needs a dark, dank, urine soaked hellhole
(Yes, it's from The Simpsons)
from which to hate on Kristen Stewart.
(And anyone who disagrees with them)
It's what they do.
So I'm sure they have fixed the problem
and have crawled back under their slimy rock.

Yes.
You are ALL about hate.
That's the only reason you exist.

TWIRLING! TWIRLING! TWIRLING!

4. I wonder if Kristen will go to London for the Baftas.
I know that the previous winner usually hands out the award
the following year.
Will she get time off from BD?
Will Rob go with her?
Will they sit together?
Will Kristen smirk when there is a picture
of her and Rob leaving together?
So much TOGETHER.
It will never end.
;)


This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for Wicked Witches.
No one will miss you.
It's almost like you didn't exist.

And 

W for WOW

Isn't it obvious why I'm crushing on him?

 Tom.
WoW

I was lost...
and now I am found.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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Addicted to Robsten said...

I love that phote shoot and I love watching the videos. Sometimes I still watch them when I want to feel happy and good and see true love in action. Very interesting dreams...when women are pregnant they tend to have very interesting/vivid dreams????? LOL! Hope all is well with all Roselanders!

Anonymous said...

Rose,

There are no words...

Bwahahahah!!

Hi Roseland--I hope everyone has a great weekend! TGIF!!

SueBee said...

We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.....


Welcome to Munchkin Land



I think I might be short enough for the Lullaby League

Thimbles said...

Hello all *waves*

Rose, hee hee, weird dream indeed. And maybe it was a night of weirdness for Roselanders..do you mind if I share mine with you all? I dreamt I was jogging towards an underpass during twilight time (I kid you not)..my childhood friend was jogging with me and as we approached the underpass, Riley Biers is waiting. Ack!! But he didn't attack, we ran passed and around the corner & unto a road taking us to a deserted town. And as we looked into the store windows, everything was covered in pizza sauce and cheese.
And the scariest thing that stuck with me today? The fact that I was jogging...
But now seeing pics of Stewie & Rob, but ESPECIALLY Tom...I feel much better. =0)

SueBee said...

This goes so well with my Blizzard of Oz Chronicle.

Their resemblance to a witch and a munchkin is just uncanny.

I wonder who could be the Lion, and the Tin Man?

Hope said...

"The resemblance is uncanny..." LOL

VF Photo shoot is the best...isn't about time for a NEW one??!! Like fall 2011 ??!

Rose...keep sharing your 'dreams'...clearly you are on to something.

Rhonda...do tell...how was your date??

Anonymous said...

CNN website Entertainment Section is picking on Kristen. Go out and post a positive comment in support of Kristen.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, what a crazy imaginative dream. :)

I've had two of R/K. Well two of R/K, one of Kristen.

My R/K one was basically you know the setting of Anastacia? Dancing on the boat. And it was Rob and Kristen dancing. There was a hell of a lot more, but I only remembered that. Second dream, I was talking to this youtube ex friend thing, who I'd go to to talk about r/k news. I read about this break up, I think I had anyways, and I was trying to find out why they'd broken up. Wasn't such a nice one. :/

Then the Kristen one, she came into the cinemas I go to. :)

Anonymous said...

SueBee, Tom can be the tinman?

Mary said...

Rose,

What strange dreams you have.

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
Marsha Norman-playwright

SueBee said...

PL

My book must be on LSD.

I once had a dream about rollerblading Clydesdales.

Let Freud figure that one out.

:o)

Anonymous said...

thanks for that SupportRP

Melinda said...

I find dreams very interesting. I have had some really vivid ones as well.

I once had one with some of my ninja friends in it. Rose you were in it as well. It was pretty bizarre and funny too.


(sneaking in for a second)

deb said...

Yep Rose you can say the haters well come crawling out of the pits of HELL when it comes to Rob and Kristen they are only happy when others are not ( POOR SOULS)Rose dont know what to say about your dreams they are interesting And I to love the old pic. of Rob and Kristen SEE THE LOVE its been there all the time . DEB

Mary said...

Susan,

Some of mine have been pretty out there too. I once dreamed that something that looked like the Pillsbury doughboy was floating over my bed with a knife trying to kill me.

angelica1 said...

I once had a dream about being at a wedding with Rob and Kristen,I think it was her brother's, my friend and I beat the crap out of "the wicked witch" for her and Rob bought me a drink to say thank you. I really enjoyed that dream actually :)

SueBee said...

PL

Your book and my book are on the same shelf! LOL


Melinda

Was I in it? Just lie and say yes so I can feel special! :oP

Anonymous said...

angelica1, your dream sounds a lovely one. (':

MLH414 said...

Rose~

Great post. I LOVE the VF photo shoot...it's my favorite. :) I do hope that they can do another one for BD...soon!!

Funny thing about the Wizard of Oz. My son's school, well the high school, is doing that play!

Hope that everyone has a great weekend! My little one didn't have school today...again. He'll be going until the middle of summer if the weather keeps up like this!!

~Lynn

Mary said...

Susan,

Since our souls are supposed to be writing this book, what does that say about us? Maybe it's just literary license.

SueBee said...

PL

It means our souls are on crack! Just kidding. I think it means our souls are creative and in need of an outlet.


Either that or we have some sort of latent psychosis....

katy said...

Hi, Rose!!! yeah, that was a strange and interesting dream...I love the part where the The Scarecrow saves Dorothy from the Wicked Witch.

Angelica. I love your dream very much too. :)

The VF photoshoot is my favourite too. I remember thinking, 'aww, these two can't fool nobody, they are completely inlove'. I agree with the people saying they should do another one for BD soon...please :)

Hi, Leigh, Susan, Angelica, Hope, Penny, Kstewrocks, Melinda, deb, Lynn, Addicted and everyone that I may have missed. Hope everyone is having a great day and wish you all a great weekend!!

robsten4evea said...

Totally agree with you on the VF photoshoot....man, you could cut their total chemistry hotness with a knife. I love to watch the videos when I'm in a robsten dry spell funk and I am immediately in my happy place=)

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

I'm mmmeeeelllting...Ha ha. You have fascinating dreams, Rose. Glad it had a happy ending.

Hello to all the other Roselanders. Hope you are all having a good day.

SueBee said...

I'm still thinking those flying monkeys came from someone's odd dream, hallucination, acid trip, what have you.

SueBee said...

Another thought--while I'm at it--

If the wicked witch was allergic to water, she must have been one dirty bitch, don't you think?

*I*Believe* said...

Well, well, well, look who just flew in from over the rainbow....Roger Dodger!

Roger Dodger, why are you here? Be careful a house doesn't drop on you!

angelica1 said...

Susan - I'd say you have the soul of a gay Broadway producer from 1940

*I*Believe* said...

Dean should be the lion!

Kay said...

Hilarious dream, Rose!! :D

Have an awesome Friday, Roseland!

SueBee said...

Angelica

Wow, that sounds interesting.
Not sure if it's good but definitely interesting.

5,6,7,8

*I*Believe* said...

I'm seeing a theme here...green witches and green spices...things that make ya go hmmm.....

LJ said...

Ha ha ooooooooooooh looks like you touched a nerve Rose! Oh 'Roger' what a complete twat you are.

Hello everyone!!

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend.

Much love,
Liza

angelica1 said...

It's good Susan, imagine a really flamboyant production,ending with M T Blackheart being trampled underfoot by rollerblading Clydesdales. Much more inventive than just dropping a house !!

angelica1 said...

Hi Liza :) "Complete Twat"is the perfect description

Mary said...

5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

SueBee said...

Liiiiiiiza!

Umph! Tigger tackle hug. How are you, luv?

SueBee said...

PL

Now I have the Laverne and Shirley song stuck in my head!

angelica1 said...

Penny, I haven't herd that for years!!!!

*I*Believe* said...

I love when you ladies use that "t" word!

Mary said...

Angelica,

I thought, Oh, shit, I just dated myself didn't I.

Kami said...

I too have vivid dreams...like the one I had last night where the wicked Witch and the bottle of oregano ran off together, they quit being petty and vindictive and discovered that no one cares about them or their point of view and truly never had..they got married and had little sour grapes babies together...while the rest of us lived happily ever after, secure in the knowledge that those two crazy kids..finally got the fuck over it and started living their lives...in the present and not the fucking past.

Ahh was a sweet dream. If only...

Freddie said...

SueBee – rollerblading clydesdales….. LOL. The mental images on that one are hysterical.

Penny – what did you do to aggravate the Pillsbury Doughboy? Burn his buns?

Angelica – I like your dream as well.

IB – another snow day? You are lucky…. Problem with work is that I can take my laptop home with me on snowdays and I still have to work from home. Snow days aren’t what they used to be.

Rhonda – hope you enjoyed your lunch.

Hey LJ, IB, Kay, Katy, Melinda and all of the other Roselanders I have missed.

Mary said...

Kami,

LOL!! Sour grape babies. Would they look like the blueberry girl in Willy Wonka?

*I*Believe* said...

Dreams can come true, Kami.

Rhonda said...

Rose-

Love it! The VF photos probably ARE my favorites..at least of them together anyway. They look gorgeous and so comfortable together. All kinds of happy :)

Thanks everyone for all the well wishes regarding my date. It went well I suppose. He was very nice, courteous, has a good job..so we shall see :)

Roger- your dreams are probably of the delusional variety. Now go away..

angelica1 said...

Kami - Sour grapes would shrivel up in the sun. Apt when your father is dried too :)

SueBee said...

I don't know, given the options, I would have jumped the fence too. No contest.

Dopey vs. Prince Charming

Rhonda said...

Susan- I love that analysis..lol

*I*Believe* said...

Roger Dodger, shall we call Syd to come and clean the house for us?

You remember our friend Syd, don't you?

angelica1 said...

Susan - I'm in awe of her restraint! I'd have jumped on day 1,no question about it

Kami said...

the sour grapes baby would take after their father of course, if they took after their mother they would be dry humping every fruit in sight regardless of it's gender.

Susan!! DON'T INSULT DOPEY like that...I was thinking more along the lines of Peter Pettigrew from the Harry Potter Movies vs Cedric...no compettion

*I*Believe* said...

Btw, weren't there short little green men called Oompa Loompas with the blueberry girl?

Rose said...

Bwahaha! How completely predictable that "Roger" would make an appearance! And truly...

1. It was just a dream (heh)

2. Kristen was a teenager. She was dating some short condiment... And she grew up and moved on. It happens all the time. It wasn't much more than a teenage phase of her life. Get over it. She did.

Rhonda said...

Roger- you can't have any morals yourself. If you did you wouldn't be here spouting off about a 20 yr old young woman in such a filthy manner

SueBee said...

Kami

My apologies--Dopey does have a certain cute sweetness. :o)


Angelica--Yes day 1. Jump the fence, tunnel under it, run a bulldozer over it, tear it down picket by picket.

*I*Believe* said...

Here, here....Rose!

Kami said...

facts are...it was a teenaged relationship...one that started when she was barely 13...how many of us are still with or married to our first boyfriend?

Sure as hell not me.

LJ said...

You have morals and values??!! of a fucking alley cat maybe....like I said, what a complete twat. Your not fooling anyone love, you would have rugby tackled your grandmother for even half a chance with Rob.

Suse!!! hi love <3

Hi Freddie, IB, Kay, Katy, Melinda, Angelica, Penny, Kami...and anyone else I've missed!

Rhonda said...

Hi Rose-

They will never get it. It's too simple for their psyche to comprehend.

You can't fix stupid..

Mary said...

If we stayed with our first boyfriend that would mean we never moved out of adolescence.

Sometimes, we stay with ugly for convenience in our teens. But then then move along as soon as we can after.

SueBee said...

You ever look back on past relationships and wonder "What the Hell was I thinking?"



Thank God for choices and free will.

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda,
Glad your lunch went well. I have been thinking of you.

Freddie,
Yes, another snowday. The kids have actually talked about the school bus driving them all over to my house for school:)

Rhonda said...

Hey Liza- How are you? You're never here when I am..I rarely get to talk to you :)

Mary said...

Roger called Rose the B word. I think the White Knight might come riding in if he hears about that.

SueBee said...

Yeah, I can see how going out with that dork was the biggest mistake of her life.

Thank God she moved on to bigger and better things. (literally)


Liza--rugby tackle his grandma--Lol'ing!

Rhonda said...

IB- Thank you :)

LJ said...

Hey Rhonda! I'm good thanks, I don't get chance to check in much at the moment. I always catch up eventually though!

I see you had a lunch date, glad you had a lovely time! :)

Rose said...

Yeah... Kristen got what she deserves.
1. Robert Pattinson.
2. Wealth and fame
3. Adored and loved by millions of fans.
4. A fantastic career and endless possibilities.
5. Did I mention ROBERT PATTINSON!

*I*Believe* said...

Roger Dodger,
Sounds like you are the one who never got over it. Please go blather to people who want to listen to your BS and don't give me the "I'm trying to help you see the truth" crap that you always pull...REALLY!!!!!

(btw, yeah that's 5 f'in exclamation points-right at you)

Rhonda said...

Susan- bigger and better things..LMAO!

SueBee said...

If having Robert Pattinson as your boyfriend is getting what you deserve--hallelujah for karma.

Sign me up.

Rhonda said...

IB- I'm so glad you and the exclamation points are here :)

angelica1 said...

She did what most of us do - grew up,left the little boy and moved onto a man. I did the same myself at 19. My karma obviously wasn't too terrible,I'm still with him!!

Sydney said...

Jesus, what a WHINER!

Do you seriously have nothing better to do? After two years your still crying about it? You know what girls don't like? Pathetic, whiney crybabies. Nothing is a bigger turnoff.

Grow the fuck up!

LJ said...

Ha ha yeah Suse, I wish karma would come and bite me on the ass if thats the case!

Rhonda said...

That's the kind of Karma we all would like :)

angelica1 said...

LIza - It'd be quite nice to have Rob ...bite you on the ass ;P

SueBee said...

Sydney

I was thinking the same thing.
Everyone gets dumped once in a while. Get the hell over it, right? Life goes on.

Mary said...

Angelica,

I did it at 19 too.

There really is no comparison. It's like comparing Beets to Cheesecake and saying you should take the beets because that was on your plate first.

Bad analogy, I know.

SueBee said...

Sydney

I was thinking the same thing.
Everyone gets dumped once in a while. Get the hell over it, right? Life goes on.

LJ said...

Well...I'd prefer his mate Angelica but beggars can't be choosers eh?! haaaaaaaa

angelica1 said...

Penny - It's a perfect analogy,given cheesecake is my reason for living.lol

Rhonda said...

Penny- I think it's a great analogy because your right..there is NO comparison :)


Angelica- Ooh that's an interesting thought :)

*I*Believe* said...

Yup, Rose, it is time to hit that delete button.

Bye Roger! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

*I*BELIEVE said...
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Rhonda said...

Roger- Why don't YOU get the fuck out!

katy said...

Roger...Get a fucking live and move on

SueBee said...

PL

Yes and I hate beets. Bleh! I liked the analogy.

If I had known my husband was going to be my boyfriend at 17, I never would have worried about the idiots I dated before him.

Can you imagine having to be married to some of the guys we've dated?

How much self esteem do teenage girls really have? Sometimes you just don't know any better and date the dork.

Sydney said...

Yeah SueBee, it's pretty textbook broken heart. She'll be sorry. I'm the best thing that ever happened to her. She'll come crawling back to me. Blah blah blah. Wishful thinking has turned into full blown delusion.!

Most people though move on within a few months. I guess decent prospects would help with. Slim pickings when most girls are taller than you are though and you don't look a day over 13. I'd almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

Rose said...

Roger seems to be in the middle of a meltdown...
Did someone throw a bucket of water on him?

Bwahahahaha!

Rhonda said...

Sydney and Susan- Most people do get over it after awhile.. but this one I think is going to require some professional help:)

Mary said...

So who is having the harder time getting over this? The bf or the bff?

SueBee said...

Making millions--what a hardship.

Does her ex-boyfriend still act? Is he waiting tables at Starbucks or something? Haven't seen him.

Good people, if you see him, toss him a bone and make sure to leave a tip.

angelica1 said...

Rose - Obviously Glinda got custody of the flying monkeys and it's tipped Roger over the edge

Rhonda said...

Angelica- too funny..lol..

angelica1 said...

Kristen has the shittiest karma imaginable!! I mean the most desirable man in the world sharing her bed,directors queueing up to hire her,earning 8 figures a year. What a nightmare existence.

Rhonda said...

Roger- were not the ones suffering from delusions

angelica1 said...

Roger makes me appreciste the simple things in life that we all take for granted - sanity mainly

Rhonda said...

Angelica- I know. For someone who is so bad... her co-stars, directors,producers...basically anyone who meets her only has great things to say about her. Go figure??

Sydney said...

Talk about predictable.

Can't you just see him, his tiny little self sitting in front of his tiny computer, typing over and over that she's a whore and he cheats on her. Hoping against hope that if he says it enough it'll somehow become true.

This guy throws bitchfits the likes of which I've never seen. Masculinity is seriously lacking here.

Rhonda said...

LOL...Go Sydney!

angelica1 said...

Sydney, it's has drooping sprig that causes the anger management issues,I think

Rose said...

SueBee- I think shorty spice actually has something coming out around the same time as WFE.
(at least that's what I was told)
I wonder if Rob and Stumps will cross paths while promoting their films? Heh.

Anonymous said...

Most. Funny. Post. EVER!

ROTFLMFAO Hhahhahahaahahhahahahhahhaha

Thank God! The sweetness Dorothy was been saved by the lovely Scarecrow!

This make my day, thank you Rose. =)

Rhonda said...

Don't forget the irrelevance Angelica :)

Rhonda said...

Rose- Really? I haven't heard of anything. But wait...I never do when it comes to him :)

angelica1 said...

Rose - I hope Rob doesn't trip over him on the red carpet,or Kristen doesn't spear him with her Louboutins.....

Sydney said...

Indeed. Wilting sprig syndrome.

Rose said...

"Haywire". Comes out in April. ;)

Rhonda said...

Yes like that pesky pet that's always underfoot

SueBee said...

Rose


Ohhhh, well good for him. But I have a question. Why would you need to promote a commercial for Prozac?

Oh well, I don't know the ins and outs of Hollywood.

I am looking forward to WFE.

Rhonda said...

Rose- LOL..that title sounds very appropriate!

Mary said...

Rose,

He is a minor character in that movie so I doubt he'd be doing any promoting.

The last movie he starred in took in about $100,000 and lasted maybe a month in release. Not exactly box office draw material is he?

Rhonda said...

Susan...Prozac..LMAO!

LJ said...

Ha ha I really hope so Rose, because nothing will make him look more insignificant and erm...vertically challenged, than being in the same vicinity as Rob.

Saying that though, it could bring out an even more severe case of 'Short Man Syndrome'.......

*shudders at the thought*

Sydney said...

Minor character in movies. Minor character in life. Recurring theme for the small, stinky one. No wonder he comes here to cry. No one else pays any attention to him.

Rose said...

I was looking at his profile on IMDb and it listed Oregano at a strapping 5'7"
But you know they always pad those by an inch or two when people are short.
:)

30 said...

Oh oh oh!


What did I miss here at Roseland? A fucken EPIC BITCH SLAP! from Miss Rose no less? LMFAO!!! and Roger, you are one dumb ass.Giving EXACTLY what this post was suppose to give. YOUR REACTION! ;)

So sad and pathetic when a grown man has too be a bully,stalker and degrade others because his "widdle heart was broken" TWO fucken years ago!

Mary said...

Isn't he in a movie with Uma? The visuals of that, isn't she about 6 feet tall in flats.

Now, let's compare that visual to Rob and Uma.

Rhonda said...

Liza- Just imagine standing next to magnificent Rob. Poor little shorty would just wilt in the glow of Rob's light

angelica1 said...

Yes small men do usually add a few inches.......

Rhonda said...

Hey 30 :)

30 said...

Hi Rhonda! Hi Angelica! :)

I am in the mood too watch The Wizard Of Oz for some reason, you too? ;)

Rhonda said...

That sounds about right 30 :)

Rhonda said...

Penny- If your still on here..how are you today? I meant to ask earlier :)

Freddie- I sent you a msg :)

Mary said...

Rhonda,

I'm doing well now that I'm not driving on treacherous icy roads.

I'm going to be leaving for a while. I have to start dinner.
See ya

Rhonda said...

Me too Penny..Bye :)

Bye guys..hope to be back later :)

Kami said...

You know...I'm about to say something and honestly I don't care who I piss off,or how someone wants to deal with these people, but I'm getting really tired of a spoiled rotten brat who is in the middle of a temper tantrum calling me an idiot.

So listen up...if this was out in the "real world" and you came across a group of women and one or two men who spent their time talking about recipes, families and oh yea once in a while an actor...Would you think they were odd??????? Sorry dumb ass trolls but that's pretty normal..boring, sad, I know but it's fucking normal.

Now if you came across this same group and across the street stood a very short,very ignorant, very abusive young man who was screaming and yelling about an ex girlfriend who left them along with some two faced bitch who was spewing venom and hatred, because she is jealous that a boy she liked didn't like her back even though she was oh so beautiful, which one of these two groups would be considered harmless and which one would be served with a restraining order and or possibly commited for a pysch evalutation

Call me what you like, think what you like, say what you fucking like, the facts are...at the end of the day, the way you're acting, makes everyone think you have serious mental issues. And as for her going back to her true love..yeah, leave a good relationship to go back to an abusive asshole...yeah that's the way to be healthy.

Truth is Trolls...you may think you're being cute and funny,but at the end of the day..you're acting like you need serious mental help.
Now keep coming back because I say this with 100% truthfulness in my heart. You amuse the shit out of me! I just want to scratch you behind the ears and rub your troll belly, then kick you in the ass and tell you to grow the fuck up and get over it already

Melinda said...

So I see that the munchkin came trotting into Roseland on a miniature horse again.

Poor little thing. Bitter because the best thing that ever happened to them walked away without looking back.

I saw a pap video (yeah I know...)of Kristen (it was right around the start of Twilight I believe) and her ex. Two things about it...

1. Paps asked Kristen a stupid question while she was signing autographs and she gave them a smart ass response in return. Made me lol...

2. Her ex was with her. NOT ONE pap asked her ex for an autograph. Pretty sure they didn't have a clue who he was or they didn't care about him. Seemed like her ex was a little peeved about the lack of attention. Heh...

Barbara Fenwick said...

Great post Rose, and I loved the dream. We will never know just how long this relationship has been going on, which is as it should be. I believe like you, it will last forever. Have a great weekend Rose and all Roselanders.

Rhonda said...

Kami,

I loved the rhetoric regarding the trolls. It's the truth. Everytime we're having a nice conversation one of those little fuckers show up to try and 'save us' from ourselves. Like anything they say can or ever would change how we feel towards Rob and Kristen.

I apologize if I'm being offensive to anyone who visits here( except to the trolls, I don't care if I offend you ) but these assholes are starting to piss me off!
Especially when they get on here talking about their upstanding moral values after trashing two of the sweetest people ever..WTF?

I don't get it really. Why come to a place where Kristen and Robert and Tom are so obviously adored?

Attention seeking..Yes!
Vile and disgusting..Yes!
Just plain stupid as hell..Definitely Yes!

Mary said...

Rhonda,

I didn't know you had it in you. Good for you.

su said...

awww, "Green.Short.Spice" I love it!
Rose, you always better.

Kami, congratulations, great great post

bev said...

Rose your post was great but then I read the comments and my sile disappeared. I dont know if what is being said about the trolls is true but if it is, it truely sickens me.

All I can say is I thank god I left my first love, he was abusive and I got the hell away from him before he tainted my son. I shouldnt be saying all this but Roger and Brains are the underbelly of the lowest life form. May karma sink its teeth into you for the vile things you do and say, for you are disgusting.

And for the record, karma came calling to my ex 25 years later and he is six feet under (not by my hands) and I guess Im a horrible person because I sure didnt shed a tear when I got the news.

So look out all you bullys sprewing all your vile hatred, karma is watching and waiting.

Sorry for this comment, ladies. I guess I will go back to lurking until I can be nice. Forgive my rant, please.

angelica1 said...

Kamia & Rhonda - Well said!

Annie said...

Hello Roseland!

Those trolls should know by now that when they come to Rose's blog, they are just trolling for a bruisin'.

Rose: It looks like your dream hit to close to home. :)

Rhonda said...

Hi! Penny and Angelica,

Thanks :)

Hi Annie!

Annie said...

Hi Rhonda! How are you?

Rhonda said...

Hey Annie- I'm really good, thanks. I would be better if some unwelcome vistors would just go away. How are you? Hey I made oatmeal the other day in honor of you and Super..LOL :)

Sydney said...

Who's Michael A.? Doesn't ring a bell.

Annie said...

@Rhonda: I'm good thanks.

At this pont the trolls are an insignificant distraction. They continue to embarrass themselves magnificently and responded to brilliantly. I say let them drown in their jealousy.


What did you add to your oatmeal?

Rhonda said...

Rose,

I meant to tell you I love that pic of Tom. HE looks all kinds of good :)

Rhonda said...

Annie- Some honey and bananas :)

Yes, of course your right. It's just hard to ignore them sometimes :)

amara said...

Hi Rose and Roselanders. Great post. It’s being a while, have missed you all. Have a lot of catching up to do.

Hope everyone is happy, healthy and having a great day (in spite of the unwelcome visitors).

Finally got to watch the WFE trailer. The movie looks AMAZING - the story, the costumes, and of course Rob. Looking forward to Rob’s performance, I think his performance as J.J. is going to be sensational. Hope they announce a release date for OTR soon. Kristen will deliver a perfect performance as always.

Rhonda said...

Hey Sydney-
I don't recall that name either :)

angelica1 said...

Sydney, I don't know. The troll person obviously think we're talking about someone they know, whatever....

Rhonda said...

Angelica-

I forgot to tell you this before..but I love your avi..it's the cutest :)

angelica1 said...

Why thank you,Rhonda :)

Annie said...

Hi Angelica1: How is your back?

Amara: I am looking forward to seeing WFE and OTR too.

*I*Believe* said...

Rhonda~Your have me cracking up...."those little f'ers show up."

Hee, hee, hee :)

angelica1 said...

Hi Annie, It's a bit better but I've just put a drunken isiot to bed which didn't really help!!

Rhonda said...

IB! How are you?

Rhonda said...

Angelica- Lol..I'm sorry :(

amara said...

Hi Annie :). Angelica, what's wrong with your back?

Rhonda said...

Amara and Annie-

Have either of you read the books? I have WFE..and I'm working on the other :)

Annie said...

@Angelica1......uh-oh!

Hi *IB* :)

angelica1 said...

Hi Amara, I have a slipped disc but I twisted it and the nerve is trapped

Sydney said...

Rhonda and Angelica:

I guess the terms short, pathetic and irrelevant reminded Roger of someone. Huh.

amara said...

Angelica - sorry to hear that, can only imagine how painful it is. I hope you recover soon. Sound like you need lots of TLC.

Rhonda said...

Angelica-

Does he get obnoxious after too many?

Annie said...

@Rhonda: I swear following Rob and Kristen has increased my book reading. Aside from WFE, I read Bel Ami, OTR and now I have both the book and audio version of Cosmopolis.

You'll love WFE....It was an excellent read.

Rhonda said...

Sydney-

Lol..I guess so :)

angelica1 said...

Sydney, So it seems,poor Roger!!

Thanks Amara:)

Rhonda - No,not at all.He's a really happy drunk. He's been singing Meatloaf songs to me all night.lol

Kami said...

Michael A? Seriously who in the hell cares about Michael A? Not me, the only thing I've ever seen him on is Will and Grace...cute little kid. As for him as an adult, all I saw was a picture of him with greasy hair, dirty clothes and a scruffy beard and personally he looked like someone needed to hose him down before he was allowed into the outside shower.


I find it hysterical that someone who is young and based on their personality, single spends all of their free time on a blog where women gather to talk, exchange recipes and on those rare occasions, we talk about Rob and Kristen. Now there are a few people who might obsess over them...but the only ones I see constantly going on and on are the trolls.

So glad you stopped by darling Troll...we do all love it when you visit. I mean how often in life does a person get to tell someone to fuck off without any guilt or worries. I really need that.

Rhonda said...

Annie-

Yes, I loved WFE. I've just started on OTR. How is Cosmopolis?

angelica1 said...

Annie, me too.I keep looking for books because one or the other has said how much they like them as well.

Rhonda said...

Angelica-

LOL..that's the kind I like. If their gonnna be drunk they have to be happy!

Hey Kami :)

amara said...

Annie - I have not read WFE or OTR yet. Still deciding whether I should read the books before watching the movies or vice versa. What do you recommend?.

I'm durrently reading 'Cold Granite' by Stuart MacBride. It's a crime story set in Aberdine Scotland.

Rhonda said...

Annie-

I read Bel Ami too :)

amara said...

Ooops! It was meant to say 'currently'

Annie said...

@Rhonda:
I didn't get to start Cosmoplis when I thought I would but I will get to it this weekend. It's only 209 pages, so it will be a quick read. I'll let you know my thoughts on it when done.

@Kami: Too true! :)

Kami said...

One last thing before I go back to life.

I think I speak for most of us when I say to you troll...we're sick to death of your constant obsessing over your little teenaged drama. Being dumped by your teenaged girlfriend or ignored by your best friend or whatever your problem is...is not the end of the fucking world. You're acting like a stupid little teenaged brat. Let it go.

I will say this. If you're not someone connected with the drama you keep going on and on about...you're fucking sad...if you are connected..you're still fucking sad. High school is over let it go. You may think you're funny, or maybe you have your hand down your pants as you verbally abuse us...whatever your point is by doing this, it's stupid.

Rhonda said...

Have any of you read 'Little Bee' by Chris Cleave? I just finished it and it's really good.

*I*Believe* said...

Hi Rhonda and Annie!

Rhonda said...

Kami-

LOL..I adore you :)

Rhonda said...

Annie-

Yes let me know what you think of it. I want to read it next.

amara said...

Oh and it's 'Aberdeen' not Aberdine. Sorry. The story is quite gripping.

angelica1 said...

Kami,you're an a roll tonight but so true!!!

Kami said...

Rhonda,

Thank you...I loved your comment by the way from earlier. I agree with Penny...didn't know you had it in you...I am impressed!

adore you too

Annie said...

@Amara:
I highly recommend WFE. Highly! :)

For me reading the books first (if the movie is based on a book) makes the movie going experience more enjoyable.

Rhonda said...

Kami-

LOL..I didn't think I wanted you guys to know how 'bitchy' I can be..but, I guess the cats out of the bag :)

amara said...

@ Kami - excellent comment, I agree with you.

@ Annie - I'll take your suggestion and will read WFE as soon as I finish CG.

*I*Believe* said...

I was gone for a while. Was Roger Dodger rearing his ugly head again?

Rhonda said...

IB- I think he was trying to :(

Annie said...

@Rhonda:
We all need to let the "bitch" out on occasion, especially when we're being trolled. :)

Rhonda said...

IB-

I know I've told you this before but I love how you always call him Roger Dodger..I don't know why but it always makes me laugh :)

30 said...

Kami is on Troll Patrol it seems! Kicking ass Girl? :)I say kick him in the ass where it hurts Kami! Or maybe the "ball" area would be better? YEAH kick him with some steal boots girl! right

THERE!

POW!

:)

Rhonda said...

Annie- awwww thanks :)

amara said...

I have to go back to RL for a bit. My family is coming over tonight and the house is a mess. Better start cleaning up. Hope to talk to you all soon. Be safe and happy :)

Annie said...

@Amara:
You'll love WFE. Enjoy. It's a beautifully written book.

Rhonda said...

See ya Amara :)

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Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Evening ROSELANDERS....Well, well, well..I see I missed an "entertaining fight"..When will Tricki Nikki and Short Dicky Spice ever learn? You come to Roseland and youre gonna get the hell beat out of you...(KAMI, YOU ARE AWE INSPIRING)!

I downloaded Cosmopolis on my kindle the other night and hope to read it this weekend while I am back and forth from work (on call all weekend) and the "cloud" is still hangin in..My father in law called at 330 am to tell me thought he was having a stroke so HE is in the hospital while they try to figure out what happened..his symptoms have improved so it may have been a mini-stroke..we will see I guess.

ROSE. I so loved todays post! The Wizard of Oz..what a great dream..there is just so MUCH good interplay that can be woven in to the "characters" that make up this fandome..Its just soooo much fun to watch you in action...thanks!

Annie said...

Take care Amara. It was lovely to have you join us. :)

*I*Believe* said...

I agree with Annie WFE was a great book and an easy, enjoyable read. I just loved imagining Rob as young Jacob!

Rhonda~Glad I can make you laugh....Roger, Wilco, over and out!

Annie said...

Hmmm......

*I*Believe* said...

Ditto...

Rhonda said...

Hi Super- I'm glad your here :)


Rose- What's this about?

Mary said...

Rhonda,

I just contacted her.

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