Rob and Kristen- April Fooled

What just happened?

Damn.

I'm sure by now you have all seen the 'leaked' BD pics...

(and the video... lets not forget the video)

No... I won't be posting them here

But they were pretty fucking hot.

You know it.

I know it.

The whole world knows it now.

Legs. Backs. Necks. Shoulders. Knees. Arms. Hands.

Lips. Mouths. Eyes.

Kisses. Thrusts. 

Headboards.

FUCKING HEADBOARD.

JFC.

OK. OK.

I'm afraid to look!

So if you were on Twitter last night

You saw it literally explode.

I couldn't fucking keep up.

And then more pics were released 

and more...

and more...

And as ALWAYS

The Reaction is pure fucking gold.

Gold, Jerry... GOLD!

My thoughts?

1. As soon as the pics were being released...

CONSPIRACY THEORIES

were all over the place.

SUMMIT was releasing them to take attention away from WFE!

Summit is showing Rob who OWNS him!

Summit wants to make BD relevant!

It's a plot to sabotage WFE!!!

Good fucking Grief.

For one thing...

WFE isn't out for a couple of weeks yet...

So if this was a REAL sabotage why not wait a little while longer?

And for the love of all that is holy

WHY CHUCK WHY?

Why in the fucking world would Summit want to sabotage WFE?

Does Summit do this to all the people who work in their movies?

Go around trying to tank all their careers outside of Summit?

Are you fucking kidding me with this?

There isn't any competition with WFE...

Breaking Dawn is still in production.

It's not like they are coming out on the same day 

and competing for ticket sales.

Seriously.

Every theory that is thrown out there

is more contrived and ludicrous than the last.

Now its not me?

Theory 2.

IT'S NOT ROB AND KRISTEN IN THOSE PICTURES!
KRISTEN ISN'T THAT CURVY!
ROB ISN'T THAT MUSCULAR!
IT'S THEIR BODY DOUBLES!

Oh hell.

I wish I could say that this is an April Fools joke.

It's not.

People REALLY want to believe this.

Remember when that first still from BD was released and

it was all about Kristen wearing a bodysuit??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

So much for that theory.

Um.

Now we KNOW that there was nothing but skin on skin.

So

Of course.

It can't POSSIBLY be really Rob and Kristen.

OH GOD NO.

Please.

It HAS to be Rob with Kristen's body double.

Please God Please.

Those aren't Rob's fingers SPLAYED all over Kristen's body...

That can't be his LIPS kissing her...

No No

NOOOOO!!!

I know I have called some people Hyenas in the past...

(and yes, the name still applies.)

But recently I'm thinking they are more like...

Maybe if you pretend you don't see... it will go away!

Ostriches.

Hiding their heads in the sand...

Not wanting to face the inevitable truth.

If you make believe it doesn't exist...

After a while... I'm sure they believe it.

They HAVE to believe it.

Because they just can't face the alternative.

So.

It actually comes out looking like this...

Exactly.

Yeah...

You come up looking like assholes.

Heh.

Hmmm... not sure how much I like this.

Theory 3.

There is major clinging to the fact that SM is a bit of a prude.

(Yeah... we all remember FADE TO BLACK, don't we?)

Hoping that since the movies are PG-13 that a lot of these

Pictures won't make it into the final cut.

Who knows?

I do know that I've read that Stephenie was on set for 

most if not all of this movie thus far.

So it's not like she isn't aware of what is going on.

Sure...

There will be edits and changes...

The movie is still being filmed...

We don't even know what exactly we were looking at.

It was such a montage of pictures and images.

But although you saw a lot of skin...

It wasn't inappropriate skin... if you know what I mean.

I've seen worse on Soap Operas.

Rob did mention how he didn't think it could be PG-13

(and seriously... did the boy look like he enjoyed his 'work'?)

Again.

We won't know until the movie comes out what shows up...

But I think we will be surprised.

Hell...

I already am.

Did you see the video of his back...

Moving up and down over Kristen?

Yeah.

Suggestive as all hell.

*runs off to watch again*

Shut the fuck up.

 Theory 4.

OK.

So many Hatestens were losing their minds last night.

Don't deny it.

Thing is...

IF

the pics had been from Bel Ami or WFE

and showed Rob sexing up on someone other than Kristen?

People would have been ALL over that!

See... THAT'S OK.

Rob having sex scenes with Reese... or Uma... or whomever.

That would have been perfectly fine.

(Actual quote from Twitter: *sigh* Rob and Reese would have beautiful babies)

Really? Rob and Reese? The same Reese who just got married last weekend?

And the thing is?

I would have been JUST as thrilled and giddy to see pics from those movies as well.

Because I love Robert Pattinson...

 I LOVE seeing Robert in his movies...

And I don't trash movies of his because they have Kristen Stewart in them.

Do you see how fucked up that is?

I hear howling already about Rob being asked BD questions

while on the WFE junket this weekend.

Truly.

BD is a project he is currently working on...

And when celebrities are interviewed they are often asked

about other projects than the one they are promoting.

It happens ALL THE TIME.

I don't remember any outrage

when Josh H asked about Bel Ami...

Or Cosmopolis...

Yet... the screeching for no BD is piercing.

Ask yourself WHY.

If you dare.

I know... right?

5. I don't think this is a theory.

But as much as I enjoyed looking at all those

incredibly sensual, lasciviously sexy pictures...

I have to think about how Rob and Kristen might feel.

I wonder if they like unedited stills and rough footage being released...

I wouldn't think so.

They've been working hard and long

(OK... nice pun)

On this movie...

And for someone to leak ALL of this information

about some of the most integral and most anticipated scenes from the movie?

It has to feel like a betrayal of sorts.

And no matter that I believe that Rob and Kristen are

in a deep intimate relationship together...

Filming that stuff

with cameras in your face

and people watching your every move...

has to be incredibly difficult to do.

(It is a job I would gladly volunteer for... but I digress.)

And I truly doubt that Summit wanted this stuff out.

Not on a movie that is still in the process of being made.

And so much?

I mean... my God.

SO MUCH.

I could believe a couple of stills maybe...

But all of this.

No way.

No how.

So I find myself loving to look at the pictures...

*HEADBOARD*

And I find myself wondering what is next.

Because there is always more.

A lot more.

The 3 Musketeers! All for one and one for all!

I wasn't going to post these pics...

But.

Hey.

There are fucking EVERYWHERE now...

and seriously I couldn't find a good picture of the 3 of them...

So drunk Tom and Rob will have to do.

And cute Kristen in the middle...

Can you imagine being in a Tom/Rob sandwich?

No.

I can't.

Lucky girl.

And now I've completely lost my train of thought.

Tom and Rob do that to me.

Damn.

Wait.

Oh yeah.

The WFE Premiere in NYC (London... Australia)

Kristen has EVERY right to be there.

She's with Rob.

SHE IS ALWAYS WITH ROB.

Haven't you noticed the trend?

They turn up all over the place together.

Kristen going to any of the premieres is not only

perfectly acceptable

it's perfectly natural.

Will she show up?

I say keep your eyes open...

Because no matter whether she goes publicly or privately

with Robert to these WFE premieres...

I can guarantee you they won't be separated for long.

Yes. Guaranteed.

10 day limit.

Live it.

Learn it.

LOVE it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *H*

H for HEADBOARD

Jesus.

I can't get that image out of my head.

H for Hallelujah!

You think this stuff is good?

You 

Ain't

Seen

Nothing

Yet.

☂ I predict FOAMY weather ☂

 

(Oh dear... what's going to happen when

BD is wrapped and Rob/Kristen still are together?

So much for strategies, theories and plots... oh my)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Oh...

I almost forgot...

*Twirl*