Rob and Kristen- It's Actually True!

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — 

except at occasional intervals, 

when it was checked by a violent gust of wind 

which swept up the streets

(for it is in London that our scene lies),

rattling along the housetops,

and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps

that struggled against the darkness.

 --Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)

Big Storms Brewing

 Yeah.

Dark and Stormy.

Robert and Kristen are letting more and more

interesting tidbits slip.

And for some...

That equals 

Rob didn't mean that!

Let's review... shall we?

Heh.

Yeah... there is NOTHING wrong with this picture...

Lovely Kristen.

Beautiful Kristen.

Stunning Kristen

was on the cover of Glamour UK.

Oh it was a wondrous thing to behold.

Oh yes.

Not only did Kristen look absolutely gorgeous 

in every shot...

She talked quite candidly about her love

of all things "British"

(You know... like her boyfriend)

On her relationship with Robert Pattinson:
“It’s funny when this question comes up, because I sort of feel like, I don’t really care! People can say whatever they want…. [The interest] is totally understandable, but when it’s personal to you, it’s like your life becomes a product and I’m repelled by that. I don’t like to give away gems that people are gonna be like, ‘Oh my God! So I’ll always just shrug it off – in fact, I always find it kind of funny, and not just with Rob.”

Beautiful in Black and White.

Favorite London memory?
[Another laugh] God, I can’t even tell you, so annoying. Erm, hmmm … I spent my last two New Years here, and both of them were fucking incredible.

Fucking incredible.

We all know where she was the last 2 News Years...

And who she spent them with.

Fucking incredible 

pretty much says it all.

Did I say stormy?

Dark and Foamy is more like it.

  Let's just suffice to say...

That all Kristen did was answer a question...

Simply.

Honestly.

And while most people were smiling at what she said...

There were those few angry people

who got really upset.

How dare Kristen talk about IOW!!

Suffice to say 'famewhore' was tossed about...

Because you know...

Kristen didn't mention any names...

or even a location.

Even though we all know what she meant...

No... that's the opposite of a famewhore.

I mean it's not like she announced her

engagement at an awards show...

or made a point to get married during

Breaking Dawn promotion...

Or sold her wedding pics to a gossip rag...

See...

THAT would be a famewhore. 

And that's not Kristen.

 

Cute... but not the same, is it?

 And that brings up to the 'events' that Rob and Ashley 

have been promoting.

Robert has been his usual adorkable self.

Charming and witty...

Trying to say what he is thinking...

But then stopping himself and laughing.

I thought Rob and Ashley did well together.

Ashley is lovely... and sweet

and there's no doubt she is a good friend

to both Rob and Kristen.

She had to deal with a lot...

but I'm sure the extra attention is worth it for her.

Of course...

People were still trying (in vain)

to push her and Rob together.

while you could see that they were friends...

There wasn't anything else there.

Yes.

Robert looked at her.

And he smiled at her.

And he laughed with her.

Of course he did.

But it wasn't the same.

"It's obvious"

For the most part...

Robert looked indifferent to the whole thing.

Robert looked at Ashley...

But not like he looks at Kristen.

Robert smiled at Ashley...

But not how he smiles at Kristen.

Robert posed with Ashley...

But not how he poses with Kristen.

There was something... missing.

In his eyes.

In his smile.

Yes.

Kristen.

I dare say we shall see a different Robert

this coming week...

The change will be undeniable.

Everything he does with Kristen

He does bigger

Better.

You'll see.

Twirling in the storm

What is he thinking in this picture?

And then...

Rob was all kinds of cute in the Q and A's.

All

Kinds

Of

Cute.

But isn't he always?

He does tend to get off the rails a bit...

But isn't that part of his charm?

So...

During part of the press conference...

Ashley and Rob 

on stage

With a slew of microphones in front of them.

I'm guessing they didn't realize that every thing

they said to each other would be picked up

and everyone would hear it.

OK.

But we all got a giggle out of Rob.

Highlights?

(so many... so many)

Thanks to Robstenation

Rob talks about Edward handling being a dad. Rob: My girlfriend... Ash: Your wife...Rob: My wife, yes, I'm sorry.  Filming with a baby is the most fun and very simple. 

Rob mentions about having a real priest. "It was weird as well because there was a real priest, so essentially me and Kristen are married now, because we just did the same thing as in a wedding,[laughs]  like we just don't have a civil union or whatever...not by law but by the eyes of the Church we're actually married." To Ash "That is actually true"  Ashley: "Remember when you kept getting her name wrong?"

Couple of things.

1.

2.

No people.

No one thinks they are REALLY married.

But isn't it all kinds of adorable

for Rob to say that he and Kristen are married

in the eyes of the church?

Yes?

YES.

My god the reactions to this were ridiculous.

Even Gossip Cop got in on it.

Thing is?

Rob is the one who said it.

Not some gossip.

Not some blog.

Not some hater.

Not some fan.

Robert.

He said it.

And what did he say to Ashley?

Yeah.

I'm sure Rob realizes that he and Kristen

aren't married by law.

And he was commenting on the minister

who turned out to be a real minister

(although I think it was after the movie)

He was being cute

(which he does well btw)

But maybe he really feels that way... huh?

Is that so hard to believe?

I mean... seriously.

Rob and Kristen are standing in front of a minister

even if its on a movie set.

Kristen talked about 'her day'

and 'my wedding dress'

A lot of the cast talked about how REAL it was

and how emotional to see their friends walk down the aisle

Don't you think it was Rob and Kristen

walking down the aisle that made it emotional?

And then Rob kept getting her name wrong...

I Edward... take you Kristen...

Yeah.

ALL kinds of cute.

Smiley.

Happy.

That's good enough for me.

You may kiss the bride...

What have we learned?

Smiley

Happy

Laughing

is way better than

Bitter

Angry

Delusional

Live it.

Learn it.

With acceptance comes peace.

This post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

Shaggy and curly.

There are 367 reasons I adore him.

I won't get into them here.

At least not now.

The last question remains...

Where did Rob go after Sweden?

Come on guys...

Isn't it Obvious?

November will be fantastic.

Wait.

FANfuckingTASTIC.

Robert and Kristen

Together...

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

It will be a blast!

And keep the umbrellas handy...

Foam is in the forecast.

Bye for now

I'm singing in the Foam...