Rob and Kristen-- California Dreaming

Desperado! Why don't you come to your senses...

Another chase through LAX...

Oh my goodness.

Honestly.

I'm laughing my ass off.

Seriously.

It is on the fucking floor...

rolling around

So Robert was seen arriving at LAX yesterday.

And once again...

The fandom goes crazy.

For some reason that I cannot fathom...

Rob coming to LAX ALONE

suddenly means horrible things about his relationship with Kristen.

How does that work again?

Didn't the haters learn anything from the last time

Robert was spotted at LAX

and they shouted from every twitter/tumblr

that he was never in London!
Only to be shot down by Robert himself

when he proclaimed that he was indeed in London.

And now...

Rob gets to LAX

They start shouting again...

Same thing...

Rob was never in London with THAT girl!

OOPS.

See.

Where exactly do you think Rob was all weekend?

Maybe if you ignore it... it will go away.

And now pictures come out

(And I won't be showing them here)

Showing Rob and Kristen at the same residence.

Rob left during the night (Oct 30th), Kristen in the morning (Oct 31st) 

"He was in London spending time with girlfriend Kristen Stewart,

and the duo were both spotted coming out of her apartment on Saturday. 

Rob popped over to the UK to visit Kristen" --PopSugar

Oh dear.

Ouchie.

That's gotta sting... just a bit.

Rob went to hang out with Kristen for a couple of nights

before he flew back to LA.

But lets not leave out Marcus Foster

who was also pictured leaving at some point.

(Imagine the horror that a friend stopped by!)

You remember Marcus... Right?

He had Kristen in his video.

Right.

So of course...

(And I dare you to keep a straight face while reading this)

MARCUS IS THE ENGLISH BOYFRIEND!!!!

(Told ya!)

Desperation does strange things to people.

Oh how I have missed this beautiful face...

So because Rob was seen at LAX

He didn't 'wait' for Kristen...

He's making a BOLD statement?

It's part of his exit strategy.

(Exit strategy for a PR romance? What?)

Um.

Or maybe after spending the weekend with her

he had to get back to LA 

and she still had to work...

OR

Where IS Kristen Stewart?
Did she already arrive in LAX unseen?

Is that why Rob had so much luggage?

(Dean didn't travel with him from London)

I actually LOVE the thought of her being back in LA already

Remaining out of the public eye...

Dashing all the PR nonsense to the ground.

AGAIN.

But alas...

Time will tell.

We might not see her until November 3rd.

They are good at this stuff... aren't they?

Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.

WFE Rob is one of the best Robs

It finally happened!

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS 

is now out on DVD!!!!

Really people...

Rob is splendid in this movie.

You need to own this movie.

You need to watch it over and over again.

You need to see Rob all dirty and sweaty...

and being all sweet and adorable with the animals...

and did I mention sweaty and dirty?

He's good in this movie.

It's incredible to watch...

Buy it.

Own it.

Add it to your Rob collection.

I own all of Rob's movies except his first one...

I suggest you do the same.

Rob and Tai

You can never get too much of Robert and Tai.

So sweet.

Worth the price of the movie alone.

And remember...

Nobody does it better...

Rob cleans up pretty good in this one too.

OK.

Did we cover it all?

1. Rob spent the weekend with Kristen in London.

Some invasive pap pics showing them coming (or going)

Out of the same place last weekend.

2. Rob left for LA before Kristen.

Or did he?

Did she have to work a couple more days?

Did she get into LA unseen?

Some things to ponder.

Where is Kristen Stewart?

You know she likes to spend Halloween with her family...

Just a thought.

3. Marcus visited Rob and Kristen over the weekend.

Immediately he is WITH Kristen.

So sorry for his REAL girlfriend.

Amazing how she is seen in the vicinity of Marcus a few times...

and suddenly he is the ENGLISH boyfriend.

(Yes... they are shipping MARSTEN!!)

Rob is seen with Kristen 

again and again and again

over the course of years...

Yet...

Somehow...

4. WFE is out on DVD

Buy it or else.

Not sure what the 'or else' is...

But really

You won't regret it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T* and *H*

T for...

Tom needs a hug. And maybe a burger.

 Thomas Sturridge.

He was recently interviewed in "The Times" magazine.

Brilliant.

 First...

"He is a strange mix. Confident, articulate and inquisitive...

He can also come across as cynical, awkward and defensive."

All things I would attribute to Tom.

But yet... the most telling thing he said

was in reference to Robert.

He refuses point blank, to talk about his girlfriend, Sienna Miller, 

or Robert Pattinson, his childhood friend.
"When you agree to be interviewed, 

it's an opportunity to review your own moronic-ness" he says.

"It's OK if I come across as a complete idiot, 

but it's not fair for me to describe or refer to anyone else.

Anyone can be tainted by my mention of them".

 

Hard not to love his loyalty.

Hard not to love him. 

Period.

 

 

And K for Knocked Down to your Knees

 

Rob was with Kristen... again.

Don't you ever...

EVER

get tired of being wrong?

If I were you ...

I would just stay down there.

(You must like it... you're there so much)

You won't like the next few days.

Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together. Get used to it.

Rob and Kristen have seemed to let their guard down a bit lately.

They don't like their relationship viewed as a product

or as entertainment...

But surely...

Making so many people smile isn't a bad thing.

So a little slip here and there...

 

I have an English boyfriend.

I was in London last week.

I'm English.

I spent the last 2 New Years here and they were fucking incredible.

Me and Kristen are married in the eyes of the church.

That's actually true.

And it's ONLY the beginning!

So

Fucking Twirl!

 

It's better than crashing and burning.

 

The word for November is:

 OBVIOUSLY

The theme for November is

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

 

BYE FOR NOW