Dear George and Tom--

Are you looking at me? Yeah... I am.

Hi George--

It's been a helluva week for me.

"Real life" stuff.

(yeah... my fake life is just peachy)

I don't make a habit of discussing my personal life

on a Robert/Kristen/Tom Intoxication blog.

So we will leave it at helluva.

"That's my hand on his chest. Mine. He IS mine."

So George...

What is there to talk about?

Not much.

Soho sightings?

NYC sightings?

People picking and choosing on what they

want to believe.

Typical day in the neighborhood.

Would you be mine?

Could you be mine?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

Kristen likes touching Rob's thigh... doesn't she?

So what else, George?

Rob and Kristen are enjoying their down time

TOGETHER.

And honestly George...

If people were SO certain that 

Rob and Kristen were just a showmance...

Why do they get so damn angry all the time?

Why so bitter?

I know why George...

Because they KNOW the truth.

They hide behind excuses and rationalizations

but you know how it goes, George

Truth

is

Fucking

Truth.

Robert and Kristen

Always

End Up

TOGETHER.

Really funny. REALLY funny.

And finally George...

The news of the day.

It made these lyrics go thru my head 

all damn day...

I couldn't stop it...

In the shower.

Drying my hair.

Doing laundry...

While I was cooking dinner.

It wouldn't go away

I can think of younger days when living for my life

Was everything a man could want to do.

I could never see tomorrow,

I was never told about the sorrow.

And how can you mend a broken heart?

How can you stop the rain from falling down?

How can you stop the sun from shining?

What makes the world go round?

How can you mend this broken man?

How can a loser ever win?

Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.

What do you think George?

Too sappy for even me?

OK it's really not THAT dramatic...

This was sent to me. Thank You.

Thomas Sturridge.

It's pretty common knowledge how I adore him.

So when the news broke that

Sienna Miller was pregnant 

And Tom was the father...

I like this one... He's smiling.

Can you imagine what went through my head?

Can you?

It's not that I thought he was mine, George...

I'm not delirious...

But I often thought he and Sienna were an odd couple.

I will always love you, Thomas.

Some people expect me to hate on Sienna.

But that's not going to happen.

I won't be starting a NonEnna forum

to trash her everyday.

No.

I will admit to being indifferent to Sienna 

up to now...

But I understand what she sees in him.

I get why she wants to be with him.

He's Tom.

And now they are going to have a baby...

So all I can say is

If Tom is happy...

Than I'm happy.

Isn't that what matters, George?

If you adore someone...

You want them to find happiness...

And love.

And all that goes with it.

I hope Tom has found that.

I really do.

So that's where I stand today, George.

I really don't have anything to complain about in my life.

I have a family who loves me.

Friends who put up with me.

And two incredible sons.

Who are beautiful and smart and perfect.

Life is good.

Rob and Kristen are happy and in love

And together.

And Tom is happy.

It will be OK.

I promise.

This post is brought to you by one of my favorite

sayings ever...

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. 

I can live without you.

I just don't want to...

Thanks for listening George.

Bye for now